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Chinese translations

me iss ace:
ioh error:
I bought a sandwich cutter from
China and I think the translation
on the package is a bit off
it got real dark real fast
dear lord.
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#18 - toncheky (09/09/2013) [-]
Hundreds die in making of a single sandwich snack, you better ******* enjoy that sandwich snack.
User avatar #36 to #18 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/09/2013) [-]
**** you, I can't swallow right now because I'm laughing too hard.
User avatar #59 to #52 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/09/2013) [-]
I almost died, you asshole.
#58 to #57 - toncheky (09/09/2013) [-]
Nice to meet you Serious, I am Toni.
#63 to #58 - gladiuss (09/09/2013) [-]
At last our introductions are com-plete.
User avatar #20 to #18 - horribleperson (09/09/2013) [-]
Apparently, you die shortly after the others as you take off the broken edge. I guess the person who stumbles upon this massacre gets a ready-made sandwich.
User avatar #2 - procrasturbate (09/08/2013) [-]
Where did Lightbulb go...Oh.
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User avatar #27 to #2 - rjgnal (09/09/2013) [-]
im guessing he made one of this sandwhiches
took off the broken edge and died
User avatar #68 to #2 - ltpraptor (09/09/2013) [-]
The post is the lightbulb. It has evolved.
#22 to #2 - batguy (09/09/2013) [-]
Where is it?
Where is it?
#23 to #22 - John Cena (09/09/2013) [-]
Lightbulb moved to China to be with his own kind.
User avatar #43 to #22 - procrasturbate (09/09/2013) [-]
In the picture
#16 - carnivora (09/09/2013) [-]
So the lightbulb is now employed in China
User avatar #12 - eonsmashface (09/09/2013) [-]
Metal Song: Live or Rye.

Whole wheat murder
Dying for a snack
You could have gone further
the sandwich press broke your back

You tore off the edge
and before you tasted rye
you fell into a coma
and you're about to die

Crushing, snapping, pounding
Breaking of bones sounding
Whole wheat or white
headed towards the light
There is no death
only bread of rye
Ham, bologna, cheese
Mixed with broken knees
A sandwich if you please
#25 to #12 - hillbill (09/09/2013) [-]
What are these magical lyrics?
User avatar #95 to #12 - songemot (09/09/2013) [-]
Wait... aren't you also the guy who wrote that song about the burning traffic light?
User avatar #97 to #95 - eonsmashface (09/09/2013) [-]
I am. Praise be to the Traffic Light of Sauron.
User avatar #49 to #12 - flutterfiresalt (09/09/2013) [-]
Did you come up with that, or are these unreleased Dethklok lyrics?
User avatar #73 to #49 - newforomador (09/09/2013) [-]
More likely that it's something from psychostick.
#14 to #12 - iridium (09/09/2013) [-]
*cue fast and heavy as hell guitar solo*
*cue fast and heavy as hell guitar solo*
#81 - corset (09/09/2013) [-]
BREAKING NEWS!!
#9 - xxxgnipsxxx (09/09/2013) [-]
What if this was some factory worker in China's way of trying to let people know about horrible safety conditions and this was the only safe way to do so safely?
User avatar #5 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (09/09/2013) [-]
The most metal sandwich snack ever
#46 - megatrondecepticon (09/09/2013) [-]
read it 5 times and still have no idea.
#32 - mananas ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
#24 - geckosean (09/09/2013) [-]
>Reading flatscreen TV manual, section about how to properly unload the TV from a car.
"Park car in safe place and do it."
>That's all it said
>Huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #10 - weazr (09/09/2013) [-]
"Take off the broken edge and die" Holy **** I laughed out loud in class.
#88 to #10 - chezburgadominator (09/09/2013) [-]
School just started and you're on Funnyjunk.   
   
 Priorities, you've got them straight .
School just started and you're on Funnyjunk.

Priorities, you've got them straight .
User avatar #98 to #88 - weazr (09/10/2013) [-]
Step by step what I do:

"Opens computer"
"Opens facebook"
"Opens FJ"
"Something else"
#78 - tormain ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #71 - idoliam ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
Sandwiches require a blood sacrifice.
+7
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#34 to #17 - elmothegodfather (09/09/2013) [-]
Now I'm sad... FMA had so much feels...
User avatar #72 - Pip (09/09/2013) [-]
weird, the woman I ordered from china didnt come with these instructions.
#75 to #72 - neelix (09/09/2013) [-]
Yours came with over-inflation warnings? :>
#47 - soopergrover (09/09/2013) [-]
"take off the broken edge and die"
"take off the broken edge and die"
#19 - learned (09/09/2013) [-]
I'm laughing waaaay too hard at this.
I'm laughing waaaay too hard at this.
#50 - spanishninja (09/09/2013) [-]
China products are so 			*******		 metal   
   
   
inb4 quality over 9k
China products are so ******* metal


inb4 quality over 9k
#66 - cptnbarbrosa (09/09/2013) [-]
Damn i wanted to see a lightbulbs attempt at this...
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