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Someone finally said it

No description needed.

All we' done is try to be nice and you still do t
like us. How could you not like us?
I I tell y
I literally supplied the majority funds to rebuild mm
of your continent mm WWII, and I protected the
West from the Soviet Union for decades.
and how do you show your gratitude?
With resentment and ridicule. As
though our sacrifices meant nothing.
And you' re so full of
yourselves
You gave the EU the Nobel Peace Prize, even
though you' been involved in conflicts
around the world for decades.
And what really bothers me is how most of you pretend that your
entire continent is so culturally advanced. and act like your people
are so %
Yet you still have problems with
hooligans and extreme racism.
Yeah. my country has ts and assholes,
but at least we' re honest about it!
Yeah. I allow N» -Nazis. the WBBC and Evangelicals to speak out
openly. That' s because we respect Freedom in all
forms. No matter how much dislike. or disagree with it
Not to mention that most Mme, and music
for the past century was founded in the Us
GOD
RETENTIONS'
You still own other countries around the world.
Like Britian invading the Falklands in the
Yet you constanlty complain about
f America being. "imperialism."
And I think what I hate most about you,
You' re always telling America to mind its own business
while constanly bugging into our Mllion
Also. how come whenever there' s a crisis " always the
US' s to handle m
How about you start handling the mess for
once instead of playing the back seat d er?
I take in more refugees than any other nation.
And I' m the largest supplier of foreign aid.
Instead of criticizing how we m things,
how about you guys put up the majority
effort for once?
And E the way, having universal health care
doesn' t make you Jesus Christ.
Oh wait! The vast majo ' y apparently
don' t believe in Jesus Christ!
Or any religion for that matter, because "religion ©
or mam Depsite being home to some of the mos
Christian nations on the planet
Well who the hell are you people to talk down to anyone?
LN I You' re responsible for some of
the bloodiest wars in
The " is on the verge of economic collapse, and
several of the countries in your region are horribly
corrupt!
But you know what? I could forgive all of that.
reg
If you weren' t such hypocrites about everything!
That' s the worst of it Europe
You' re just a group of big, sad. alcoholic
hypocrites.
Thanks for the ******* oil
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#109 - Mutador (09/09/2013) [+] (81 replies)
I have a couple of problems though.

1) Freedom of speech? If you had true freedom of speech then you could say " ****** " on TV without consequences. Where's the freedom of speech in racism? You should be able to say whatever you want, EVEN if what you want to say is that you hate a specific race of people.

2) Britain already owned the Falkland islands, it was ( if I remember correctly ) Argentina who invaded Falkland islands, the populace of Falkland islands wanted to stay under britain, so the queen came to aid.. but that's just a small thing...

3) being a bloody continent comes with age, Europe is a lot older than america, so we've had more time to settle our differences, france and britain, once long sworn enemies are now friends for example. Having a large portion of northern america doesn't give you any natural enemies locally, but you still manage to find war everywhere else. How long in your history of being a nation have you been in peace, a time where you were in no wars? Don't get me wrong, a lot of the wars you've been in have been necessary, but you cant call europe bloodier than yourself.

4) WW2 was a world war, that's in the title, you were a part of it from the beginning, whether your government wanted to admit that or not. The moment Hitler started on world domination he dragged the US in, because US is a part of the world, and you can't dominate the world without invading the US. With the large Jewish and black population the USA would have been targeted even to just complete the Aryan cleansing.

5) In the cold war, you didn't really defend only europe from Russia, because USA is also part of "west" (in case you didn't know). The cold war was mainly between Russia and the USA. Letting Russia claim the whole of europe is no better than letting Hitler do it, and would be a sign of weakness, paving a way to russian invasion. That's just not the amirican way.

I fear the torrent of downtumbs on my way, but I believe in freedom of speech....
#316 - hargleblarg (09/09/2013) [+] (26 replies)
I'm sorry, I tried to accept this but...If you can't even get your facts right...just wow.

Britain invaded the Falklands in the 1980s did it? Despite the fact we already OWNED those islands, and it was Aregentina that invaded the islands instead? We went in the defend our people, our territory, yet WE'RE the invaders? There weren't even native people on those goddamn islands before we, England, claimed them. Argentina tried to take them, thinking we wouldn't travel across the world to protect them. Look what happened to them.

Also, you providing the majority of aid to rebuild countries after WW2 IS true. What you failed to mention is the fact you charged us for that aid. It's not aid, it's a loan, don't sugar-coat **** like that.

America experienced Pearl Harbour, which is a tragedy and a shame for all those who lost their lives. However, all of Europe experienced a waking hell, enduring bombs, invasions, bullets, grenades, homes being burned to ash, families being torn apart, not just soldiers, civilians. Europe suffered so heavily in a war that was literally on their doorsteps. America fought overseas, your homes, your people, were safe.

I'm not diminishing America or its efforts, without them the Allies would have either lost, or suffered so much more during WW2. You don't HAVE to get involved in any war you don't want to, we never force you to do anything. The Cold War between the USA and USSR was just a "my dick is bigger than yours" contest, fighting about ideals more than anything else.

America isn't called in to help with a crisis, America takes that up on its own, we don't force you

I actually have a great deal of respect for Americans, because while there are idiots, as there are in ANY country, you're honest about it. You like being American, it makes you proud. Yet, according to this post, we Europeans can't be proud of OUR countries or history or else we're just assholes.

TL;DR OP is a ******* idiot and makes all Americans look bad.
#25 - spaceking (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Rage storm incoming
Rage storm incoming
#32 - luncheonlad (09/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
From the UK   
Not even mad.
From the UK
Not even mad.
User avatar #22 - dragoonsorcerer (09/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Anyone else read this in Quagmire's voice? Giggity
User avatar #263 - BrayBoy (09/09/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Pretty Ironic how Its referring to Europeans as ignorant while its referring to us all as one nation.
User avatar #129 - whothefkisanon (09/09/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I have to agree to some extent with this post, but before anyone thinks that it is so bad, instead of learning proper history, let me explain a bit. (It's probably better to take it point by point)

Yes, America funded Western Europe to rebuild and get a decent economy working again, but most of the money were loans, which means that they got most of their money back. Yes, they protected us form communism (and did a pretty damn good job). I think everybody in Europe should be grateful for that.
However, this is the past and cannont be an argument for everything else America does in Europe. I spoke to the American embassador in Luxembourg in a meeting in my school, and for every ******* point he was asked about why there are so many agreements between Europe concerning privacy (this was before Snowden, so majorely SWIFT, anti-terrorism/privacy etc.), he came back to this one point remembering us what he (although he didn't do anything) did for Europe after WW2, avoiding the initial questions completely. WTF?

Nobel Peace Prize: The EU probably got it because it is to prevent war and make all european countries economically depended on each other (which helps the first cause). On a side note, Obama also got a Nobel Peace prize, yet still hasn't brought back the troups, has drone strikes, the NSA, and now even Syria.

Culture: American culture is based off Europe's, besides, America started developing a culture after their civil war, and until the last century still made a difference between skincolors, which none of the eu. countries then anymore. Furthermore, look at Detroit and similar, can't find that in most of the advanced EU countries.

Hooligans, racism, crime: LOL, can't see much better conditions in the USA.

Even in Germany, you can speak out as a Nazi, can't see how Europe is has less rights than the US, in contrary.

Music, culture: Sure, like most of the music in the 50's and 60's that bore our music nowadays didn't come from the UK...

cont...
#496 - kyuubey (09/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
INB4 people are actually going to take a poorly edited family guy scene with tons of misinformation posted on a site meant for jokes and satire as a serious political commentary.
INB4 people are actually going to take a poorly edited family guy scene with tons of misinformation posted on a site meant for jokes and satire as a serious political commentary.
User avatar #1 - austoboyko (09/08/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Are you serious? as a canadian, OP you can go **** yourself.
#3 to #1 - littlenish (09/08/2013) [-]
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#495 - chaosnazo (09/09/2013) [-]
The problem with this post is that it uses the “shotgun” (or, less flatteringly, the “Gish Gallop”) approach: if you can’t make a single strong claim without being utterly demolished, make a couple dozen weak ones and hope nobody’s willing to tackle them all at once.
#499 - shishiko **User deleted account** (09/09/2013) [-]
Nope.   
   
Not getting into this.   
   
I came here to laugh, not to 						*******					 have a massive 						*******					 						*********					.   
   
						****					 you OP, I didn't need this today.
Nope.

Not getting into this.

I came here to laugh, not to ******* have a massive ******* ********* .

**** you OP, I didn't need this today.
#60 - atomicclusterfuck (09/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Probably the most misinformed post I've seen in a while...
#146 to #71 - anon (09/09/2013) [-]
Like how it says Britain invaded the Falklands in the 1980s, when actually it was the argentines who invaded british territory, and thatcher just reclaimed it.

I am not english, if that matters.

P.S. The US helped here too with Ascension island.I am not raging about the US, i am just agreeing that this post is misinformed.
User avatar #437 - sausageparty (09/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This is a bit propaganda. Everything US has done, they've done out of egoistic purposes. They only reason they even participated in WW2 was because they were scared the Nazi's were developing a nuclear bomb and that posed a thread to them. Otherwise they'd have kept out of it. Half of the bad stuff that's happened in the middle east happened because of the US, and at the end of the day, the only reason they started messing around down there in the first place was to take care of their own interests.

* The marshal was over 50's years ago. Has nothing to do with American society today.

* "We didn't give the EU the Nobel Prize. The Nobel committee did, which is a privately funded committee. Obama received the same prize in 2009.

* Yes, we have problems with hooligans and racism. We still have a lot less problems than US though, and we are more cultured in general, as many of the lower social classes in the US are extremely uncultured, eat like crap etc.

* Allowing neo-nazis and religious extremists to speak? So do we, we just don't have as many of them.

*Music founded in the US. Most of the internationally known music yes, because it's in English which is Universally understood and the US has almost as large a population as all of Europe. I listen to plenty of music in my own language. If any country can be credited for making a lot of music which has become world renowned considering it's population, it's England(no I'm not English).

*The Falklands wanted to belong to Britain. British army was protecting them from the Argentines.

*America is "imperialistic" because all the wars they participate in are because of their own industrial/economic interest.

*We're telling America to mind their own business because we don't think they should **** around with everything in the middle east all the time.

*That's an opinion. And we've never said we think America should become more socialist. We've said we think they should become more communistic. Learn the difference.
#82 - LtMcG (09/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Everyone needs to calm the 						****					 down and treat each other on an individual basis as opposed to which nation they reside.
Everyone needs to calm the **** down and treat each other on an individual basis as opposed to which nation they reside.
#642 - bcsaint (09/09/2013) [-]
mfw getting to the comments
mfw getting to the comments
#665 - laxwarriord (09/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Freedom of speech in all its forms"
User avatar #29 - shinku (09/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
this is all true and i cant wait for people to rage about this in pathetic attempts to try and cope with it
User avatar #122 to #29 - admiralen ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
no its not, brittain didnt invade the falklands
#575 - aesis (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The difference is that Europe is not one entity.

The US is one entity, Europe is made up of several countries, and most failures come from within their own government, not the EU.

If you saw each country in Europe one by one, you'd see they don't all follow what has been said above, or what has been stated.
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User avatar #42 to #39 - excitedllama (09/09/2013) [-]
We didn't. Gore got the popular vote but bush got the electoral one.
Don't know how that happened. Probably the illuminati.
or aliens
or both

sorry bout that deleted comment. posted an irrelevant image.
#1069 - indigobob (09/09/2013) [+] (11 replies)
This post is so American that I think I'll go eat a Kinder Egg to feel a bit better
This post is so American that I think I'll go eat a Kinder Egg to feel a bit better
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