dildowdek. . So I work at a photo lap and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, "can I help you find anything else today?" Sh dekkbott
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So I work at a photo lap and an elderly woman came up to pay and after
each transaction I have I ask, "can I help you find anything else today?"
She responded with "A million posits-" The elderly man behind her sad
Ma' am. if you want a million posits. just loot: in the mirror." Heehaw
dropped and she was completely smitten.
Ctlr
This man is at least so years old and his pussy game is immortal.
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#11 - MasterMario (09/09/2013) [-]
later
#2 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
i read that as potato lab for some reason
User avatar #7 to #2 - bobthedilder (09/09/2013) [-]
Too much internet for today.
User avatar #10 to #2 - crampers (09/09/2013) [-]
see i actually read it as "potato lab" so i just scrolled up and read photo - thank you
User avatar #15 to #2 - gameshredder (09/09/2013) [-]
so... It doesn't say Potato lab?
#17 to #2 - spaceking (09/09/2013) [-]
MS Skills off the charts
Sorry for the size, I didnt take the time to size it
User avatar #4 - Zeigh (09/09/2013) [-]
I...I don't get it.
I know there's a saying that goes, "I feel like a million bucks."
Does she look like a million or something? How is that really a compliment.
#14 to #4 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
Why is it that whenever someone responds to a comment and get a decent of amount of thumbs, all of fj thumb down the original poster? He just asked a question douchebags
User avatar #5 to #4 - tdogmeds (09/09/2013) [-]
"Girl, you look like a million bucks"
User avatar #6 to #5 - Zeigh (09/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I still don't get how that's a compliment...
User avatar #12 to #6 - lolollo (09/09/2013) [-]
A million bucks is considered "desirable" for more than a handful of obvious reasons.

Looking like a million bucks is meant to say that one looks desirable.

The old guy is saying that he desires the woman in the same way any normal person would desire a million bucks.
User avatar #8 to #6 - thegrimgenius ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
A million bucks looks nice.
User avatar #9 to #6 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
then you're a ******* idiot
User avatar #16 to #9 - hudis ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
Hey now, the guy may not be American. I'm not American so the line "You look like a million bucks" doesn't make sense to me either - firstly because I as a foreigner to America use neither dollars nor bucks in common speech, secondly because money isn't as culturally important where I'm from, so the line itself could well be perceived as an insult here.
User avatar #19 to #16 - snpeskar (09/09/2013) [-]
where are you from?
User avatar #20 to #19 - hudis ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
Sweden.
User avatar #21 to #20 - snpeskar (09/09/2013) [-]
Sweet! don't listing to dip ***** like silver
User avatar #13 - MRfunnyFACE (09/09/2013) [-]
"excuse me but why is your dick in my mouth"
#1 - fusrogusta (09/09/2013) [-]
So close, lightbulb.
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