Busted Light. . itr. meido: washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the
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Busted Light

itr.
meido:
washing your boobs is the
most fun part of
showering by far because
when they are soapy they
are so slippery and soft
and it is the greatest form
of entertainment
whoa what
and with one single post,
you' given every straight
male and homosexual female a
boner.
I like putting the soap bar between
them and seeing how far I can
launch it. I busted a light that way
sounds pretty impressive,
actually
Lol
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#6 - swagloon (09/09/2013) [-]
Putting that under the 'Why boobs are great' list.
#35 to #6 - charac ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #102 to #6 - bjornkrage (09/09/2013) [-]
why a dick is great

1: not bleeding
2: helicopter


feel free to add on if you can find anything else.
User avatar #157 to #102 - swagloon (09/09/2013) [-]
3. I can pee where I want.
4. Never bored with my imagination and a hand.
5. Cock slaps
User avatar #13 to #6 - vladhellsing (09/09/2013) [-]
"Boobs that can knock out a lightbulb".
#135 to #13 - foxxywithpaws (09/09/2013) [-]
Tits so rocking they can put your light out.
#2 - jcllcj (09/09/2013) [-]
As a morbidly obese man, I can confirm this
As a morbidly obese man, I can confirm this
User avatar #134 to #2 - foxxywithpaws (09/09/2013) [-]
That's sexy.
#16 to #2 - evebishop (09/09/2013) [-]
You are the arrow....
#36 to #2 - happyfatkid (09/09/2013) [-]
Brother?
#12 to #2 - bigsaltyballs (09/09/2013) [-]
good god the lulz
good god the lulz
#7 - antzell (09/09/2013) [-]
"Homosexual female a boner."
#31 to #7 - rakoom (09/09/2013) [-]
Never heard of the lady-boner?
User avatar #82 to #7 - sunnyrain (09/09/2013) [-]
lesbians
User avatar #8 to #7 - Hreidmar (09/09/2013) [-]
It makes sense... the whole sentence is 'You've given every straight man and homosexual female a boner.' Technically ladies can get "boners" as well, but I think it was referring to the metaphorical boner... IE arousal.
#19 to #8 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (09/09/2013) [-]
Do people intentionally forget about the clitoris when trying to explain a lady boner? Do you not know that it works just like a mini-peen when aroused?
#24 to #19 - trollmobile ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
the question is
can you **** something with it?
User avatar #54 to #24 - Cookiez (09/09/2013) [-]
As proven by hyenas, yes
User avatar #122 to #19 - Hreidmar (09/09/2013) [-]
That is precisely what I was referring to, but that isn't common knowledge, which is why generally when people talk about female boners, they mean arousal in general. Or Thai ladies.
#20 - thechosentroll (09/09/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the time I tried to see how long I could fap, went on for little over 2 hours and nearly hit the ceiling fan. Good times.
Reminds me of the time I tried to see how long I could fap, went on for little over 2 hours and nearly hit the ceiling fan. Good times.
#49 to #20 - anon (09/09/2013) [-]
i once went for 7
User avatar #51 to #49 - thechosentroll (09/09/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain that's physiologically impossible. You should see a doctor.
#52 to #51 - anon (09/09/2013) [-]
oh it is fully possible, maybe not advisable, but posible
#55 to #20 - sudoku (09/09/2013) [-]
I imagine that the mess would have been catastrophic.
User avatar #84 to #55 - thechosentroll (09/09/2013) [-]
Cleaning jizz off the ceiling isn't exactly easy as 2AM.
User avatar #143 to #20 - folkflunky (09/09/2013) [-]
I'm not so good at it, for so saying.
The first one lasts about 30 mins, the second one, one hour, the third one, between 1:30 and two hours, and there's no fourth one because my dick is burning.

I'm such a casual.
User avatar #144 to #143 - thechosentroll (09/09/2013) [-]
For me, the 2 hour one's always the first one. I don't bother with a second.
User avatar #146 to #144 - folkflunky (09/09/2013) [-]
Why must you hurt me this way.

User avatar #147 to #146 - thechosentroll (09/09/2013) [-]
Because only on the internet can my fapping abilities be used to make me feel superior.
User avatar #148 to #147 - folkflunky (09/09/2013) [-]
Well, I work doing what I like, and I get a good pay out of it.
Does it count?
User avatar #149 to #148 - thechosentroll (09/09/2013) [-]
NO! Only meaningless stuff counts.
User avatar #150 to #149 - folkflunky (09/09/2013) [-]
B-but I make 10k a month...
#151 to #150 - thechosentroll (09/09/2013) [-]
IRRELEVANT!
IRRELEVANT!
#154 to #151 - folkflunky (09/09/2013) [-]
IT HELPS ME GET LAID, SO IT'S RELEVANT.
#162 to #154 - swordwoman (09/09/2013) [-]
>B-but I make 10k a month...   
   
Good to know sweetheart.
>B-but I make 10k a month...

Good to know sweetheart.
User avatar #172 to #20 - lordreginald (09/10/2013) [-]
Pachelbel - Canon In D Major. Best version.
Oh my ******* god.
Your gif, your ******* gif.
I was listening to this while looking at your ******* gif and I can't stop laughing.
My sides have left orbit.
User avatar #173 to #172 - lordreginald (09/10/2013) [-]
2:02 in
User avatar #77 to #20 - meganinja (09/09/2013) [-]
This one time I fapped for 4 and half hours, only cumming one time at the end, and it just kinda of oozed out like a small fountain, but it just kept going....
#22 to #20 - micekill ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
i was sitting upright and got sperm inside my mouth, weird ****
User avatar #26 to #22 - thechosentroll (09/09/2013) [-]
I've had to pull off a Neo bullet dodge a couple of times to prevent that. No chance in hell I'm shooting myself in the face.
#30 to #26 - coldbread (09/09/2013) [-]
Don't knock it before you try it.
User avatar #43 to #30 - thechosentroll (09/09/2013) [-]
I have accidentally tried it. And on that day, past me learned the importance of aim. Also, that there's a reason porn stars want their co-ed to aim away from the hair.
#23 to #20 - Ulmer (09/09/2013) [-]
You people never cease to amuse me
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#1 - sockswithsandals (09/08/2013) [-]
I will never know...
User avatar #3 to #1 - biggrand (09/09/2013) [-]
You can still play with your butt
#48 - wiktorliar (09/09/2013) [-]
Lovely
#79 - slimeywaffles (09/09/2013) [-]
They're also 			*******		 irritating. When I need to take a quick shower, I'm scrubbing my legs up to my abdomen real quick but then you gotta slow the 			****		 down with your tits and very carefully, awkwardly rub the hemp around the dollop of fat.
They're also ******* irritating. When I need to take a quick shower, I'm scrubbing my legs up to my abdomen real quick but then you gotta slow the **** down with your tits and very carefully, awkwardly rub the hemp around the dollop of fat.
#115 to #79 - seizure (09/09/2013) [-]
Annie's Boobs could be anywhere...
User avatar #83 to #79 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
Hello fellow Vagina! I don't have to do that though I'm only a B cup so maybe that's why. What're you?
User avatar #15 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
Now i want to take a shower with my girlfriend just to see this beautiful sight.
Oh wait.....my girlfriend has A cups. **** .
User avatar #29 to #15 - willindor ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
If she has a great personality it's okay, but if she's a total bitch why the hell didn't you choose for a mannequin?
#71 to #29 - lilwolfv (09/09/2013) [-]
lol and hows your gf doin there bud?
User avatar #73 to #71 - willindor ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
My left hand is doing fine, thank you for asking.
User avatar #175 to #15 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
...pics or it didn't happen?
User avatar #17 to #15 - phsycokidx (09/09/2013) [-]
Use her ass.
User avatar #18 to #17 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
tiny ass.
shes tiny.
Shes basically an american loli.
#21 to #18 - wanicochil (09/09/2013) [-]
You are one lucky man
#38 to #18 - infinitereaper (09/09/2013) [-]
You're a lucky man   
   
I'm still trying to catch my own
You're a lucky man

I'm still trying to catch my own
#32 to #18 - rakoom (09/09/2013) [-]
Doesn't mean you can't help her clean her all over.

You have little to no reason to be upset.
User avatar #37 to #18 - mdmazing (09/09/2013) [-]
I am receiving mixed feelings about this.
#28 to #18 - lawlbear (09/09/2013) [-]
Good for you mate. all of my rage
Good for you mate. all of my rage
#25 to #15 - vikingesnumerouno (09/09/2013) [-]
WELLatleast youhavea girlfriend.
WELLatleast youhavea girlfriend.
User avatar #97 to #25 - gilliam (09/09/2013) [-]
Nice typography.
#113 - HardyUndertook (09/09/2013) [-]
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#58 - dissectedtesticle (09/09/2013) [-]
now thats the kinda **** that makes me want to have a girlfriend.
#4 - willord (09/09/2013) [-]
Well. i now have a new priority when i start dating again.
User avatar #33 - baaltomekk (09/09/2013) [-]
And not a single pic of soapy boobs. I am disappoint
User avatar #34 to #33 - ivoryhammer (09/09/2013) [-]
Because these virgins would flag it.
#153 to #34 - hbananf (09/09/2013) [-]
inb4 ban,
#164 to #153 - junkk (09/09/2013) [-]
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#9 - bardofpellinor (09/09/2013) [-]
I never thought of the soap thing.... I know what I'm doing tomorrow
User avatar #11 to #9 - cupcakecrusader (09/09/2013) [-]
Let us know how it goes. We can start a record. See who's the best Boob-soap-thrower on FJ is.
#140 to #11 - bardofpellinor (09/09/2013) [-]
turns out it's fake, or just extremely difficult to do even with DD sized boobs. maybe she had someone help her hold the soap in place while she slammed her breasts together or maybe she only does it with a bar that is nearly used up. mine is still pretty new and therefore much heavier so it didn't go higher than half an inch (if that) each time I tried it

I am disappoint. my goal was the ceiling and I couldn't even hit my head
would be an extremely amusing sport if it did work though
User avatar #165 to #140 - cupcakecrusader (09/09/2013) [-]
How wet was the bar of soap? If it was dry then it wouldn't go very far.... but that's kind of obvious

Well, thanks for trying anyway!
#133 - mrdrpage (09/09/2013) [-]
And this is one of the few reasons I want reincarnation to be real.   
   
Just so I can come back as a girl and launch soap from between my boobs.
And this is one of the few reasons I want reincarnation to be real.

Just so I can come back as a girl and launch soap from between my boobs.
User avatar #132 - ekatchenko (09/09/2013) [-]
not only that, but if you wash the boobs with body scrub, they will become softer than baby's skin.
User avatar #126 - samous (09/09/2013) [-]
Boobies.


no it's time for you to start crying.
User avatar #127 to #126 - samous (09/09/2013) [-]
now,*
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