Jerkin da Gherkin. . mm Ill IMI WITHOUT " Ill ll ' iii. Why am I learning about this now when I'm 25. You know how much I could have used this in Junior High?
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#100 - hardongo (09/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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Asian solution
Asian solution
#76 - verycoolcat (09/09/2013) [+] (20 replies)
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When I get an erection I walk around like a boss. If anyone calls me out on it, I just say, 'why you staring? you want to suck it?'
#2 - ohayougozaimasu (09/08/2013) [-]
"It'll be gone in a minute, honey. Look at my 'ceps."
User avatar #3 to #2 - sashathefolx (09/08/2013) [-]
Looks like your wife's got a lady boner.
#5 to #3 - ohayougozaimasu (09/08/2013) [-]
Ha! I'm not falling for that.

I don't even have a wife.
#1 - sexualtyranosaurus (09/08/2013) [-]
Why am I learning about this now when I'm 25. You know how much I could have used this in Junior High?
User avatar #46 to #1 - symmiie ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
That was my same exact thought. And I'm 25 too. Curse our luck.
#146 to #1 - dragontamers (09/09/2013) [-]
I'm still in school so I'm actually able to use this.
I'm still in school so I'm actually able to use this.
User avatar #104 to #1 - joehue (09/09/2013) [-]
Thoughts exactly, man.
During my middle school years I'd get uncontrollable erections and sometimes would pitch a tent when we were playing baseball during P.E.
I'd always just crouch and pretend I was watching the game from the catcher's perspective and pray to God that it'd go down before I was batter up.

#13 - wickkles (09/09/2013) [-]
If only my penis was big enough for it to show when hard...
If only my penis was big enough for it to show when hard...
#107 to #13 - aneggyegg (09/09/2013) [-]
Here is a picture of chihuahua ridding Shadowfax.
For your troubles.
#119 to #13 - mamen (09/09/2013) [-]
Tough luck, you must have it hard.
User avatar #131 to #119 - wickkles (09/09/2013) [-]
I do. =[
User avatar #130 to #20 - wickkles (09/09/2013) [-]
We can't. =[
#111 - parrobmx (09/09/2013) [-]
I'm flexing my boner and now its more harder.
#70 - fuckyosixtyminutes (09/09/2013) [-]
Or be a real man and wear your erection like the proud warrior you were born to be.

yfw someone complains.
#74 to #70 - seveer (09/09/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, "rights" have allowed women to complain about this perfectly rational behaviour. On a positive note though, it isn't illegal to punch a magazine.
Unfortunately, "rights" have allowed women to complain about this perfectly rational behaviour. On a positive note though, it isn't illegal to punch a magazine.
User avatar #148 to #74 - iamsherlocked (09/09/2013) [-]
Hitting someone when they complain isn't rational behaviour, it's called being a dick
#185 to #148 - gitanisme ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
found the woman
#31 - sexypandas (09/09/2013) [-]
instructions not clear enough...
instructions not clear enough...
User avatar #49 to #31 - Durp (09/09/2013) [-]
That video was hot.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that
User avatar #52 to #31 - thebesttrumpeteer (09/09/2013) [-]
the best part about that video is how it was still uploaded. some things should just be deleted.
User avatar #85 to #54 - raigen (09/09/2013) [-]
on't...Drop dat dun dundun... don't drop that dundundun... K never again...
User avatar #6 - ichinova (09/08/2013) [-]
Will this work on a non-embarrassing erection?
#115 to #6 - anon (09/09/2013) [-]
It worked.
I tried it.
#56 to #6 - frogmum (09/09/2013) [-]
Only one way to find out.
#39 - memescomefromb (09/09/2013) [-]
Or you could just wear your boner hiding apparatus
User avatar #48 to #39 - leglesslegolegolas (09/09/2013) [-]
My woman is on vacation.
User avatar #7 - stuartbewbzz (09/08/2013) [-]
Instructions not clear enough.

Embarrassing erection caught in ceiling fan.
#9 to #7 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (09/08/2013) [-]
Same here bro

Second time this week
User avatar #97 - blamie ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
I don't get embarrassing erections, I wear them with dignity and pride.
#19 - sixty (09/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #63 - holywarstpd (09/09/2013) [-]
My mom keeps asking why I'm flexing.
#17 - smashingprodigy (09/09/2013) [-]
If you fail to hide your erection,   
make sure to leave an impression.
If you fail to hide your erection,
make sure to leave an impression.
User avatar #59 - hammarhead (09/09/2013) [-]
Where was this advice in middle school?
User avatar #4 - CaptainPugwash (09/08/2013) [-]
Tensing your abs works the best since it automatically unclenches some inner boner muscle or some **** . I'm not a doctor.
The point is, it works pretty quickly, and if you get enough awkward boners per day you can build a nice looking six pack.
User avatar #35 to #4 - hydraetis (09/09/2013) [-]
Will be testing this
User avatar #125 to #4 - thatguyblaze (09/09/2013) [-]
Unless you're some 110 lb ectomorph, flexing your abdomen isn't going to give you a six pack.
#80 - clothmonster (09/09/2013) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough
#79 - anon (09/09/2013) [-]
I flex my forearm, bicep, and deltoids rapidly...which works just as well...just a little messier.
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