Jerkin da Gherkin. . mm Ill IMI WITHOUT " Ill ll ' iii. Why am I learning about this now when I'm 25. You know how much I could have used this in Junior High?
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Jerkin da Gherkin

mm Ill IMI WITHOUT " Ill ll ' iii
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Submitted: 09/08/2013
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#100 - hardongo (09/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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Asian solution
Asian solution
#76 - verycoolcat (09/09/2013) [+] (20 replies)
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When I get an erection I walk around like a boss. If anyone calls me out on it, I just say, 'why you staring? you want to suck it?'
#1 - sexualtyranosaurus (09/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Why am I learning about this now when I'm 25. You know how much I could have used this in Junior High?
#2 - ohayougozaimasu (09/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"It'll be gone in a minute, honey. Look at my 'ceps."
#13 - wickkles (09/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
If only my penis was big enough for it to show when hard...
If only my penis was big enough for it to show when hard...
User avatar #7 - stuartbewbzz (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Instructions not clear enough.

Embarrassing erection caught in ceiling fan.
User avatar #6 - ichinova (09/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Will this work on a non-embarrassing erection?
User avatar #11 - Thehappyemu (09/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The hell is a muscle?
User avatar #15 to #14 - Thehappyemu (09/09/2013) [-]
I clearly needed to word that joke better...
#70 - fuckyosixtyminutes (09/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Or be a real man and wear your erection like the proud warrior you were born to be.

yfw someone complains.
#74 to #70 - seveer (09/09/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, "rights" have allowed women to complain about this perfectly rational behaviour. On a positive note though, it isn't illegal to punch a magazine.
Unfortunately, "rights" have allowed women to complain about this perfectly rational behaviour. On a positive note though, it isn't illegal to punch a magazine.
#58 - Womens Study Major (09/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I think about the nastiest **** i've ever taken and it goes down in a few seconds
User avatar #64 to #58 - alekksandar (09/09/2013) [-]
when I think about nasty **** , my dick becomes even harder. wat do
#39 - memescomefromb (09/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Or you could just wear your boner hiding apparatus
User avatar #48 to #39 - leglesslegolegolas (09/09/2013) [-]
My woman is on vacation.
#111 - parrobmx (09/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm flexing my boner and now its more harder.
#31 - sexypandas (09/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
instructions not clear enough...
instructions not clear enough...
User avatar #97 - blamie (09/09/2013) [-]
I don't get embarrassing erections, I wear them with dignity and pride.
#19 - sixty (09/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #63 - holywarstpd (09/09/2013) [-]
My mom keeps asking why I'm flexing.
#17 - smashingprodigy (09/09/2013) [-]
If you fail to hide your erection,   
make sure to leave an impression.
If you fail to hide your erection,
make sure to leave an impression.
User avatar #59 - hammarhead (09/09/2013) [-]
Where was this advice in middle school?
User avatar #84 - DontDeleteMeAgain (09/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
or tuck it in your waistband, ya know, put it on safety
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