Jerkin da Gherkin. .. Why am I learning about this now when I'm 25. You know how much I could have used this in Junior High? Jerkin da Gherkin Why am I learning about this now when I'm 25 You know how much could have used in Junior High?
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#100 - hardongo
Reply +51
(09/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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Asian solution
Asian solution
#166 to #100 - anon
Reply 0
(09/09/2013) [-]
I normally stab myself in the leg.... I am perfectly normal
#190 to #100 - megatheman
Reply 0
(09/14/2013) [-]
TAMAKERI!

its a fetish of being hit in the balls in case you didn't know
#103 to #100 - dasbruno
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(09/09/2013) [-]
#76 - verycoolcat ONLINE
Reply -53
(09/09/2013) [+] (20 replies)
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When I get an erection I walk around like a boss. If anyone calls me out on it, I just say, 'why you staring? you want to suck it?'
#101 to #76 - anon
Reply 0
(09/09/2013) [-]
Found the friendless nerd
#109 to #101 - verycoolcat ONLINE
Reply -22
(09/09/2013) [-]
Nah I'm just a lot older than anyone here
#155 to #109 - mikehawk
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(09/09/2013) [-]
so 13?
#156 to #155 - agrofenlas
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(09/09/2013) [-]
I'm perplexed by your answer, everyone knows he's twelve.
#157 to #156 - verycoolcat ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/09/2013) [-]
Double that and I'm still older, as you get older you stop caring about useless stuff, getting a boner and freaking out in embarrassment is a high school thing.
#164 to #157 - snaresinger
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(09/09/2013) [-]
I'd like to interject- I'm in college, and embarrassing boners still happen to me.

Pic related, you dropped this.
#160 to #157 - agrofenlas
Reply +2
(09/09/2013) [-]
I find its impolite to expose, or over impose yourself in public. Unless you have issues with your self esteem and seek to socially assert yourself to some position of self achievement, there isn't any reason to commit such vulgar acts. Even then it only shows your undoubtedly rough upbringings, and the mannerisms you were taught as an adolescent. In other words, it does nothing for you, but shows how uncultured you can be.
#179 to #160 - verycoolcat ONLINE
Reply -1
(09/09/2013) [-]
And your comment is why the feminists are winning. If I get a boner I don't drop my pants and start running around and wagging it at people. I know its gonna happen, I know someone may notice, but frankly I don't care and if someone is a dick enough to say I have one then they are clearly interested in it.

You get a stiffy and you have a choice. Understand it happens and not give a damn about it or cry in a corner trying to hide it.
#180 to #179 - agrofenlas
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(09/09/2013) [-]
My comment is not why the feminists are winning. People like you are why they are trying to win, and not accomplishing much I may add. Try to be modest so they have nothing to complain about not try to show it off like some over egotistic high school swaggot.
#181 to #180 - verycoolcat ONLINE
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Perhaps you have latent homosexual tendencies and can't help but stare at peoples boners.
#182 to #181 - agrofenlas
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Perhaps you have a lapse in memory and did not read what I wrote? I has nothing to do with me gawking at other males, but when a male has an erection, it is impolite to flaunt it instead of just tucking it into your waste band.
#183 to #182 - verycoolcat ONLINE
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(09/09/2013) [-]
I shouldn't have to hide whats natural plus if I tucked my dick into my waistband it'd be stickin out of my pants and would be more obvious.
#184 to #183 - agrofenlas
Reply 0
(09/09/2013) [-]
Right, because you don't have the decency to wear a shirt in public. You're the reason I've give up on the human race.
#188 to #184 - verycoolcat ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
Good now give up a little more and kill yourself
#189 to #188 - agrofenlas
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
Or genocide... genocides good.
#169 to #157 - noisia
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(09/09/2013) [-]
I'm 26 and I'm not comfortable shamelessly parading my (under-trou) erections about in public.
I'm not sure it's an age thing, you probably just give less ***** about what people think than I do. And I envy you for it.
#176 to #109 - cocoman
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(09/09/2013) [-]
I guess you're a
very cool cat
#170 to #109 - trollinggenius
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(09/09/2013) [-]
******** you're no older than the amount of red thumbs you have
#172 to #76 - lawander **User deleted account**
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(09/09/2013) [-]
This is you?
#167 to #76 - cazabrow
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(09/09/2013) [-]
#1 - sexualtyranosaurus
Reply +283
(09/08/2013) [-]
Why am I learning about this now when I'm 25. You know how much I could have used this in Junior High?
#12 to #1 - SevenForOhNoe
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(09/09/2013) [-]
#67 to #1 - digitized
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(09/09/2013) [-]
#46 to #1 - symmiie ONLINE
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(09/09/2013) [-]
That was my same exact thought. And I'm 25 too. Curse our luck.
#146 to #1 - dragontamers
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(09/09/2013) [-]
I'm still in school so I'm actually able to use this.
I'm still in school so I'm actually able to use this.
#104 to #1 - joehue
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Thoughts exactly, man.
During my middle school years I'd get uncontrollable erections and sometimes would pitch a tent when we were playing baseball during P.E.
I'd always just crouch and pretend I was watching the game from the catcher's perspective and pray to God that it'd go down before I was batter up.

#2 - ohayougozaimasu
Reply +262
(09/08/2013) [-]
"It'll be gone in a minute, honey. Look at my 'ceps."
#3 to #2 - sashathefolx
Reply +31
(09/08/2013) [-]
Looks like your wife's got a lady boner.
#5 to #3 - ohayougozaimasu
Reply +31
(09/08/2013) [-]
Ha! I'm not falling for that.

I don't even have a wife.
#13 - wickkles
Reply +99
(09/09/2013) [-]
If only my penis was big enough for it to show when hard...
If only my penis was big enough for it to show when hard...
#107 to #13 - aneggyegg
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Here is a picture of chihuahua ridding Shadowfax.
For your troubles.
#119 to #13 - mamen
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Tough luck, you must have it hard.
#131 to #119 - wickkles
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(09/09/2013) [-]
I do. =[
#20 to #13 - thisiswrong
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#105 to #20 - dasbruno
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(09/09/2013) [-]
#130 to #20 - wickkles
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(09/09/2013) [-]
We can't. =[
#7 - stuartbewbzz
Reply +70
(09/08/2013) [-]
Instructions not clear enough.

Embarrassing erection caught in ceiling fan.
#9 to #7 - themedianoche **User deleted account**
Reply +3
(09/08/2013) [-]
Same here bro

Second time this week
#6 - ichinova
Reply +47
(09/08/2013) [-]
Will this work on a non-embarrassing erection?
#115 to #6 - anon
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(09/09/2013) [-]
It worked.
I tried it.
#56 to #6 - frogmum
Reply +1
(09/09/2013) [-]
Only one way to find out.
#11 - Thehappyemu
Reply +11
(09/09/2013) [-]
The hell is a muscle?
#14 to #11 - flemsdfer ONLINE
Reply +5
(09/09/2013) [-]
Are you asking what a muscle is?
#15 to #14 - Thehappyemu
Reply +33
(09/09/2013) [-]
I clearly needed to word that joke better...
#69 to #15 - vatra
Reply +8
(09/09/2013) [-]
I'd suggest "What are these "muscles" you speak of?
#70 - fuckyosixtyminutes
Reply +23
(09/09/2013) [-]
Or be a real man and wear your erection like the proud warrior you were born to be.

yfw someone complains.
#74 to #70 - seveer
Reply +31
(09/09/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, "rights" have allowed women to complain about this perfectly rational behaviour. On a positive note though, it isn't illegal to punch a magazine.
Unfortunately, "rights" have allowed women to complain about this perfectly rational behaviour. On a positive note though, it isn't illegal to punch a magazine.
#148 to #74 - iamsherlocked
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Hitting someone when they complain isn't rational behaviour, it's called being a dick
#185 to #148 - gitanisme
Reply +1
(09/09/2013) [-]
found the woman
#58 - anon
Reply 0
(09/09/2013) [-]
I think about the nastiest **** i've ever taken and it goes down in a few seconds
#64 to #58 - alekksandar
Reply +28
(09/09/2013) [-]
when I think about nasty ****, my dick becomes even harder. wat do
#65 to #64 - ilovehitler
Reply +16
(09/09/2013) [-]
Think about missionary sex with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation.
#66 to #65 - alekksandar
Reply +5
(09/09/2013) [-]
for god's sake wtf is your problem man

gtfo sick ****
#78 to #65 - luvtokill
Reply +1
(09/09/2013) [-]
**** that I thought morbid wasn't allowed in sfw??