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#5 - moonkey
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(09/08/2013) [-]
#363 to #5 - thesinful
Reply +7
(09/09/2013) [-]
That reads oddly like a rape.
#18 - mastersaturday
Reply +102
(09/08/2013) [-]
>Desktop flooded with icons
>Norton
>Not using Truecrypt

#39 to #18 - derpycheezenizle
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(09/08/2013) [-]
My god this picture made me laugh for some reason......... anybody remember what episode this is from?
#86 to #39 - likeabox
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#131 to #86 - derpycheezenizle
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(09/09/2013) [-]
I never saw the episode called loonytunes.
#248 to #18 - sannukas
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, like everyone has secret government files on their computer.
#245 to #18 - stanleys
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(09/09/2013) [-]
That's flooded? What is the acceptable amount of icons then
#270 to #245 - mastersaturday
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Ideally zero. Docks are your friends.
#82 to #18 - slugnugget
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(09/09/2013) [-]
"not a computer geek"

"doesnt need to hide porn from parents"

You are not special/
#154 to #82 - garymotherfinoak
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(09/09/2013) [-]
can u not
#197 to #154 - slugnugget
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(09/09/2013) [-]
no.
#22 to #18 - mennopauze
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(09/08/2013) [-]
#51 - starzero
Reply +53
(09/09/2013) [-]
Tells you to press left ALT

Circles the right one.
#308 to #51 - anon
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(09/09/2013) [-]
well if it was the rightone, whats wrong?
#54 to #51 - freakyfingers [OP]
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(09/09/2013) [-]
#360 to #54 - xehanortscrack
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(09/09/2013) [-]
#1 - cupcakecrusader
Reply -72
(09/08/2013) [-]
Or just set up a partition and unmount it when you're done.
#81 to #1 - slugnugget
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(09/09/2013) [-]
these faggots get mad for no reason. Putting it on a separate partition keeps it much more private. They're not going to accidentally find it using the search bar if its unmounted.
#165 to #1 - nyawgga
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Partition? I heard that word in fallout new vegas somewhere!
#232 to #1 - billybong
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(09/09/2013) [-]
I don't understand your red thumbs, You gave a ProTip It's not too hard to do, you explained it in the next post.... it is security through obscurity... but so is the content itself..

meh I gave you a thumb up...
#259 to #232 - cupcakecrusader
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Meh, someone red thumbed, and then everyone else thinks they do, so it just becomes self sustaining. I've seen it before, many many times.

I'm not to bothered though. So long as I stay above level 2 it doesn't really effect me.
#3 to #1 - freakyfingers [OP]
Reply +120
(09/08/2013) [-]
Should I include that this was intended for the average windows user?
#4 to #3 - cupcakecrusader
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(09/08/2013) [-]
Start->Computer Management (It's called something like that)-> Drive management -> Right click-> shrink partition-> Choose size you want your new drive to be->Format the new partition using the wizard.

Lots of clicking, but seriously. Takes like ten-fifteen minutes
#6 to #4 - freakyfingers [OP]
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(09/08/2013) [-]
I appreciate the tip, but sadly Google did its job faster
#7 to #6 - cupcakecrusader
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(09/08/2013) [-]
But would you have been able to complete said logic had you not had the origin of the idea? I.e. my original comment?

Your logic has led you to your doom, Mr Fingers.
#8 to #7 - freakyfingers [OP]
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(09/08/2013) [-]
I can't believe how much I hate everything.
#9 to #8 - cupcakecrusader
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(09/08/2013) [-]
#44 - Shiny
Reply +75
(09/08/2013) [-]
How to hide your pornography:
1. place it anywhere on your computer
2. threaten to kill anyone that attempt to use your computer
#201 to #44 - gerfox
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(09/09/2013) [-]
How to hide your pornography:   
Stream it - and don't worry about ****. This isn't 2000 ffs.
How to hide your pornography:
Stream it - and don't worry about ****. This isn't 2000 ffs.
#214 to #201 - Shiny
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(09/09/2013) [-]
But all I fap to are images, because weird fetishes, so I might as well save it to my hard drive.
#409 to #214 - gerfox
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Sure, or you could just save it in a session on your browser so that there is no risk whatsoever that someone will ever find your porn. Usually, it's not a problem anyway - but it seem to be for some people.
#48 - darthtorn
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(09/09/2013) [-]
God dammit, don't try this. The folder cannot be deleted. I repeat, the folder that is 'hidden' by the post's method CANNOT be DELETED
If someone knows how to delete this folder, please reply.
#56 to #48 - exclamation
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Sometimes they do that... The name I think causes that... it happened to me on my old laptop...
#206 to #48 - anon
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Happened to me. I found a video of a guy who explains how to delete it. You have to use the console and type in a few lines of commands. Dont remember what it was. Good luck.
#312 to #48 - anon
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Go to command prompt, type cd desktop then del (alt+255)
#49 to #48 - freakyfingers [OP]
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(09/09/2013) [-]
#383 to #49 - dross
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Warning! Darthtorn cannot into computer!
#52 to #49 - darthtorn
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(09/09/2013) [-]
No dumbass, I already tried that, along with shift-delete.
NOTHING WORKED.
#57 to #52 - freakyfingers [OP]
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Okay I'll try to be serious about this matter since it obviously is to you... If you cannot delete it because you can't find it, just click-drag your mouse over the screen until to see a highlighted emptiness and delete that. If you still cannot delete it you probably still have it open, or are using a program that is still accessing it.
<-- yfw that happens
#60 to #57 - darthtorn
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Here's a screenshot.
#61 to #60 - freakyfingers [OP]
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Restart your computer, that should clear up any files currently running preventing you from deleting it. Don't forget to delete system32. lmgtfy.com/?q=Cannot+delete+folder
This isn't tech support, This is Patrick.
#62 to #61 - darthtorn
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Just admit you don't know how to fix this either.
And then **** off.
#63 to #62 - freakyfingers [OP]
Reply +16
(09/09/2013) [-]
At least I know when your cycle starts.



[don't blame me for your computer problems]
#64 to #63 - darthtorn
Reply -22
(09/09/2013) [-]
What cycle?
What cycle?
#292 to #64 - zaiopeperse
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(09/09/2013) [-]
The cycle of computer problem, I'm assuming.
#143 to #64 - anon
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Majiin Boobs.
#283 to #143 - raigen
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Majin Buubs...Sorry.
#260 to #143 - bowservoltaire
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(09/09/2013) [-]
rofl
#225 to #62 - wetnoodle ONLINE
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(09/09/2013) [-]
i had the same problem a few months ago... pretty much i had to write a quick code to manually delete the folder from all traces of life... too bad i forgot what the code was
#59 to #57 - darthtorn
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(09/09/2013) [-]
I changed the icon to something more visible. It has been two years already, the icon is still there. It has an icon, but no title. The file stored inside doesn't show anything wrong though, and the folder can be moved to other places.
Wait, I can move it to other devices...
Will that work?
#347 to #59 - xxpinksxx
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Every inch of me hates your existence.



Thats is all.
#123 to #59 - hutty
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(09/09/2013) [-]
cant you rename it to something sane .. then delete it?
#88 to #59 - brokentrucker
Reply 0
(09/09/2013) [-]
If you can move it, then format the device. Guaranteed win.
#21 - defacedcreeper
Reply +34
(09/08/2013) [-]
OP, are you truly living dangerously?
#23 to #21 - flippytrixfordiner
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(09/08/2013) [-]
i poop folder wtf is in that?
#28 to #23 - defacedcreeper
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(09/08/2013) [-]
ipod ****
#65 to #28 - flippytrixfordiner
Reply 0
(09/09/2013) [-]
thought so just didn't want to guess wrong and feel dumb
#58 to #21 - powneriffic ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/09/2013) [-]
ouroboros D
u wot m8
#254 to #21 - lordoxygen
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(09/09/2013) [-]
AlChestbreach
AlChestbreach
#356 to #21 - anon
Reply 0
(09/09/2013) [-]
What is "cool ******* dogs?"
#387 to #21 - srapture
Reply 0
(09/09/2013) [-]
Are those folders supposed to be porn? Am I not understanding the words on them? If it said something like TITS! then I'd understand, but I'm just not seeing it. Have noticed all the pics on the left though.
#27 to #21 - rarityrarityrarity
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(09/08/2013) [-]
eew anthro
jk don't beat me
#279 to #27 - atma ONLINE
Reply +5
(09/09/2013) [-]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
#45 to #21 - jayklein
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(09/08/2013) [-]
am i seeing kloudmutt in there? Its really tiny, so i can't be sure
#90 to #21 - likeabox
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(09/09/2013) [-]
On the far right on the bottom row you spelled 'writing' wrong.

Also if you gave me your dropbox I would love you forever.
#134 to #21 - kmanscloneszombie
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Elusive even among all this porn.
#135 to #134 - defacedcreeper
Reply +1
(09/09/2013) [-]
I don't know about you but this is deffinetly porn
#281 to #21 - xxangelisxx
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Dat wallpaper.
#139 to #21 - defacedcreeper
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(09/09/2013) [-]
now this is just getting rediculous
#41 to #21 - thatdingo
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(09/08/2013) [-]
so, what was the short story about?
#99 to #21 - jacksipian
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(09/09/2013) [-]
so i see you like furries...
so i see you like furries...
#79 to #21 - hauntzor
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(09/09/2013) [-]
mfw HardBlush
#194 to #79 - aloveableterrorist
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Mfw I go to You need to login to view this link and I'm into neither yaoi nor furry and I took the tour anyways
#30 to #21 - Shiny
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(09/08/2013) [-]
I'm not proud of it, but I recognize at least five of those images by the thumbnail...
#40 to #30 - itsdasp
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(09/08/2013) [-]
I'm right there with you, brother.
#242 - flutterfiresalt
Reply +22
(09/09/2013) [-]
My porn is extremely well hidden.
#25 - ktino
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(09/08/2013) [-]
or you can make it the internet explorer icon. no one uses it
#257 to #25 - anon
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Dude your profile pic is super relevant
#106 to #25 - ericbeagles
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Apart from the one and only person you would want NOT to find your porn. Your mum.
#72 - laspussy
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(09/09/2013) [-]
or just change the icon to this
#94 to #72 - anon
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(09/09/2013) [-]
No, because old people still use it.
Switch it to something really odd, that looks like a program.
Winamp?
Adobe Reader?
#97 to #94 - laspussy
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(09/09/2013) [-]
in that case changing it to adobe dreamweaver would be ideal since none of friends know how to use it and I doubt old people would wanna mess with it
#78 to #72 - basichaharemix
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(09/09/2013) [-]
People still ripping on IE?
People still ripping on IE?
#116 to #78 - hutty
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(09/09/2013) [-]
of course
#114 to #72 - yutdollacwwwthree
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Am i doing it right
#304 to #72 - tonkkax
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Thats a bad idea. If anyone over the age of 30 uses your computer they will use IE.