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Anonymous (19/ / 13( Sat) 1 No.
Week
Fag friend and I in library
kl mean severe beta fag
waasnt gotten past talking to a girl since tth grade
Hitting there
Hm changing the encyclopedias in WARLD BC) C) K SC) they say WEIRD EDGE.
she' s sitting there playing with his dungeons and dragons figurine
yhis phone vibrates and starts twittering away like crazy
Whe ya textin?"
Sommer"
Summer?"
stale, Sommer."
what' s a simmer?"
My girlfriend"
meld the **** up
yhis GIRLFRIEND?
What?"
girlfriend"
Dude, is it a "She likes you back" girlfriend er a "girl you stalked in tth grade" girlfriend?"
She likes me back"
weed fer him
aask huhwhat she leeks like
zzounds like a T/ IO
aawesome
what she is like
sshe' s into Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Dragon Ball, Doctorwho, nerd stuff
Hm proud of my beta fag, he has become a man
So, how long have you guys been dating?"
4 **** you not
kl honestly **** you not
looked at his ******* watch
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#14 - scant (09/08/2013) [-]
This coming from a guy who spends time changing encyclopaedia titles to read "Weird Cock."

Sounds like husband material
#23 to #14 - knowstoomuch (09/08/2013) [-]
psh, too young to get married. I just wanna **** and cuddle.
User avatar #45 to #23 - fistoftheaxis (09/08/2013) [-]
I just wanna **** and cuddle.
#64 to #14 - mrbuttsmacker (09/08/2013) [-]
That's an Alpha Male if there's any doubt.
Have my babies
User avatar #50 to #14 - tastycrisps (09/08/2013) [-]
I'd date him
#151 to #50 - scant (09/09/2013) [-]
That says it all, really.
#67 - coolfuzzy (09/08/2013) [-]
I like how op is implying that he himself is some kind of cunt destroying Adonis.
User avatar #120 to #67 - hypers (09/08/2013) [-]
anyone who cant talk to a girl is obvious betafag. Social skills come to us naturally and to be afraid to talk to someone of your own species is just pathetic as is. So its not that everyone who calls someone beta is an alpha just better than beta.
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#137 to #67 - senseofpurpose has deleted their comment [-]
#101 to #67 - sirbutterballs (09/08/2013) [-]
Maybe he is a cunt destroyer. It's the Internet there are 			********		 of people on the Internet, some are bound to be alphas.  Just sayin'
Maybe he is a cunt destroyer. It's the Internet there are ******** of people on the Internet, some are bound to be alphas. Just sayin'
User avatar #41 - Crusader (09/08/2013) [-]
I don't see a problem, there are a few logical solutions
1 - He has a watch that tells him the date
2 - They started dating last night and he wants to be specific
3 - He wanted to check it, look back at you and say "Since half-past go **** yourself"
User avatar #113 to #41 - basicargentinian (09/08/2013) [-]
I must find a situation to use "since half-past go **** yourself" imediately
User avatar #11 - gravitystereo (09/08/2013) [-]
some watches tell the date
#8 - xtrim (09/08/2013) [-]
Well, to be honest, I also check my watch to figure out the date or count days. Maybe, just maybe, he could be doing the same?
User avatar #9 to #8 - pocoloco (09/08/2013) [-]
every time someone asks me about something time-related I look at my watch.
User avatar #150 to #9 - luqmanr (09/09/2013) [-]
Me too, it's became a reflex. I've worn watches since I'm in elementary, so really going out without a watch feels weird. I heard most kids these days don't wear watches because they already have smartphones to check the time.
User avatar #68 to #9 - jacksipian (09/08/2013) [-]
littlecrazy
User avatar #107 to #68 - pocoloco (09/08/2013) [-]
Its a reflex... I´m swiss so it´s ok
User avatar #114 to #107 - jacksipian (09/08/2013) [-]
...the name...
User avatar #118 to #114 - pocoloco (09/08/2013) [-]
haha...yes. I took the name before I found out it was also a nachos-dip mark. I feel retarded.
#26 to #8 - achselschweiss (09/08/2013) [-]
My thought as well. Even if someone asks me my age I look at my watch for some reason.
User avatar #46 - voltkills ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
most watches have a date on them aswell
all relationships have to have a start, you know.
the guy who sits in a library changing world book into weird cock cannot judge anyone
#15 - kebabman (09/08/2013) [-]
People always say I'm stupid cos I check my watch when people ask me the date or how long something has been, but my watch has a day and date thing on it
< pic related, my watch
#44 to #15 - pursh (09/08/2013) [-]
Dude, you've got nice arms man
User avatar #49 to #15 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (09/08/2013) [-]
You got some hairy ass arms
User avatar #88 to #49 - kebabman (09/08/2013) [-]
Hey, my ass arms aren't as hairy as my normal arms I'll have you know
User avatar #52 to #49 - olisaurus (09/08/2013) [-]
he's a man
User avatar #61 to #52 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (09/08/2013) [-]
You're a man
User avatar #73 to #61 - olisaurus (09/08/2013) [-]
no u
#22 to #15 - lolollo (09/08/2013) [-]
You use a device intended to record the time and date to note the time and date?

I bet you kiss girls faggot!
#16 - nextnextnextnext (09/08/2013) [-]
What of it? A relationship has to start in a fixed point of time. Maybe it was the very day when they went out together, or maybe he was checking the date on the watch.

And OPs gf if he had any would be proud as **** to know of his uber-alpha activities in the library, like expressing his obsession with cocks.
User avatar #17 to #16 - TheHutchie (09/08/2013) [-]
I don't know the truth behind your comment, but I'm going to tell you the vibe I get from it. Please, try not to take offence, it's just my opinion.

Butthurt.
User avatar #153 to #17 - zaiopeperse (09/09/2013) [-]
I'd like to hear what lead you to that conclusion, Personally, I think he's just commenting at op's making fun of the poor bastard who's probably having the time of his life (what with a new girlfriend and all)
User avatar #154 to #153 - TheHutchie (09/09/2013) [-]
I've explained below. Basically, different people come to different conclusions about the tones underlying a comment. You could think this one is sarcastic, or you could think that it's a serious, deep thinking session. And those people will respond according to what they think I'm getting at, even if they get it wrong.

Thus, you can judge a person's words here, but you can't judge their mind or motives.

And you don't know for sure if, while writing this, I am being a sarcastic twat, or if I'm doing my very best to sound intellectual, or even if this takes effort or is trivially easy to me.
User avatar #155 to #154 - zaiopeperse (09/09/2013) [-]
But seeing as you're answering the question I have good reason to assume that you're stating your opinion, adding that there's no reaction pic stating your superiority, I also have good reason to believe that you're being sincere. However, I do get your point. Nicely argued =)
User avatar #156 to #155 - TheHutchie (09/09/2013) [-]
Well thanks man.

I've just been spending some time lately pondering on this. It's a shame because it looks like a huge amount of the disagreement on this site is caused by a simple misunderstanding. Lack of tone and motive is a dangerous thing it seems.
User avatar #157 to #156 - zaiopeperse (09/09/2013) [-]
A dangerous thing indeed. Sorry if I caused you too much trouble, it seems I fell victim to what you're talking about and thought your comment (#17) was made with aggressive intent rather than a mere suggestion (I don't know if that's the right word to go there but it sounds right in my head)
User avatar #158 to #157 - TheHutchie (09/09/2013) [-]
But maybe I made it seem aggressive on purpose so that I could later use it to prove my own point about the lack of tone. Maybe I am just that good at this **** .

Or maybe I just didn't write it carefully enough and fell into my own trap.

You'll never know.
#159 to #158 - zaiopeperse (09/09/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna lie down and think about what I've learned today
#18 to #17 - nextnextnextnext (09/08/2013) [-]
nit even close.
User avatar #19 to #18 - TheHutchie (09/08/2013) [-]
On the internet, it never is.

We try to argue with people whose actual feelings we can't properly judge, and then we wonder why we can't agree.

It's because this format simply breeds contempt.
#62 - josieabby (09/08/2013) [-]
(story only related because watches)
I bought a pretty expensive watch 6 or 7 yrs ago, (expensive for me, at least) and I loved it. It was not until last year that my friend noticed that my watch band was all ball sacks.
I looked at it and he was right. I can't believe that I'd been wearing for all of those years without noticing.
Doesn't matter, though. I still (have the balls to) wear it.

tl;dr My watch band is covered in ball sacks.

crude sketch of said watch
User avatar #76 to #62 - mastersaturday (09/08/2013) [-]
Pic now.
#84 to #76 - josieabby (09/08/2013) [-]
apology for poor quality
User avatar #86 to #84 - mastersaturday (09/08/2013) [-]
Ehhh, they sort of look like ballsacks, but they're not explicitly ballsacks. If you didn't mention it beforehand, I probably wouldn't have thought about it.
User avatar #90 to #86 - josieabby (09/08/2013) [-]
Funny thing is that the middle parts (ballsack parts) swing out like truck nutz when the band is flexed. Like you, it wasn't obvious to me at first either, but now that I'm aware, its all I see.
#110 to #62 - JMF (09/08/2013) [-]
I had a similar experience happen to me, but on a much smaller time scale. I had done a drawing that I was pretty happy with, and when I showed it to my friend (She is majoring in psychology), a mutual friend of ours took it from my hands, turned it sideways and said "Freud was right."
Now I don't like my own drawing.
All I see is a worm ******* an alien vagina with brutal rows of teeth.
User avatar #121 to #110 - josieabby (09/08/2013) [-]
That drawing is awesome. I flipped my laptop sideways to look at it, and I understand what your friend was talking about. I'm going to share this pic with my sister if you don't mind. This is very similar to her drawing style.
User avatar #126 to #121 - comexx (09/08/2013) [-]
Wouldn't it just be easier to tilt your head?
#129 to #126 - josieabby (09/08/2013) [-]
I can't.  Still recovering from Taco Neck.
I can't. Still recovering from Taco Neck.
#148 to #121 - JMF (09/08/2013) [-]
Go for it! I'm glad that you like it.
Go for it! I'm glad that you like it.
User avatar #81 to #62 - thatnerdyguy (09/08/2013) [-]
A picture would be even better...please?
#20 - selma (09/08/2013) [-]
i think it's cute
i think it's cute
#29 - hiccupthehuman ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
Well, he has a girlfriend while you are reassembling dictionaries to spell "weird cocks"
User avatar #66 to #29 - articulate ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
encyclopedias*
#30 to #29 - ravenger (09/08/2013) [-]
op is not actually op.
#31 to #30 - hiccupthehuman ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
I know, I just quickly typed the message and didnt think of that
User avatar #85 to #30 - sinonyx (09/08/2013) [-]
you don't know what 'op' means do you....
User avatar #152 to #85 - zaiopeperse (09/09/2013) [-]
In this case, the OP is the guy who screencapped this from 4chan and posted it on funnyjnk, he is the original poster of this thread. However the post itself was originally posted by someone else, making the guy who posted on 4chan the op of that thread.

Pretty sure that's how this works, anyway.
#80 - anon (09/08/2013) [-]
and now every beta fag on funnyjunk defends him
#1 - ssjkirby (09/08/2013) [-]
The reaction pic for anyone else who wants it.
User avatar #79 - bigsteamingpile (09/08/2013) [-]
Maybe he was checking the date. I have a friend that, when asked what the date is, he looks at his watch. Then proceeds to tell me. This leads me to believe his watch is one that also displays the date as well as the time. So, shut the **** up. This was funny only if you're trying to be an asshole.
User avatar #94 to #79 - internetrage (09/08/2013) [-]
yeah my watch does that. its a pretty snazzy watch too so people tend to just think i'm trying to show it off
User avatar #98 - Thenewguygunther (09/08/2013) [-]
Every time someone asks me the date or time I always check my watch




the only problem with that is I stopped wearing watches 6 years ago
#112 to #98 - dontknowmeatall (09/08/2013) [-]
I wear an army knife carrier and I check it for the time.
#53 - Kyag (09/08/2013) [-]
My watch says the date as well. Sometimes people ask me what day it is or how long its been since something and I automatically look at my watch.
My watch says the date as well. Sometimes people ask me what day it is or how long its been since something and I automatically look at my watch.
#89 - xgrandmoffx (09/08/2013) [-]
&gt;saying that anyone who hasn't gotten past talking to a girl in a few years is severely beta   
&gt;mfw I haven't gotten past talking to a girl in my life
>saying that anyone who hasn't gotten past talking to a girl in a few years is severely beta
>mfw I haven't gotten past talking to a girl in my life
User avatar #99 to #89 - loomiss ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
Wut.
How old are you?
User avatar #123 to #99 - batmanbeyonddgrave (09/08/2013) [-]
i'm in the same situation, and am 17 never even kissed a girl :/
User avatar #124 to #123 - loomiss ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
But.. like..
I don't understand.
Are your standards just way through the roof..?
User avatar #128 to #124 - batmanbeyonddgrave (09/08/2013) [-]
no, but heres how to describe my life "i wish i was really fat, so that i wanted any girl i could get, or that i was really skinny so i could get any girl I wanted, but right now i'm just the perfect combination of repulsiveness and pompousness." (quote i made up a while ago)
User avatar #115 to #99 - temporalguardian ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
69 lol xDDD
User avatar #111 to #89 - muffintime (09/08/2013) [-]
Dude that isn't beta.... That's ******* omega...
#100 to #89 - dingbox (09/08/2013) [-]
Then get your 			****		 together..
Then get your **** together..
User avatar #108 to #100 - waterbottlemanboy (09/08/2013) [-]
Maybe he's gay. Or maybe he's so hot that he doesn't even need to talk, he just ***** .
User avatar #149 to #108 - xgrandmoffx (09/08/2013) [-]
I like this guy.
User avatar #3 - sadisticsalmon (09/08/2013) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #4 to #3 - MonstrousAngel ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
how long they've been dating can be counted on a watch
User avatar #5 to #4 - sadisticsalmon (09/08/2013) [-]
But why is that funny, and also he may have been checking the date
User avatar #6 to #5 - MonstrousAngel ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
because that means that they've probably been dating for only a couple of hours or something. also, personally when i think of a watch i think of a simplistic analog watch
User avatar #12 to #6 - sadisticsalmon (09/08/2013) [-]
I see ok
#77 to #6 - jakeattack ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
Analog watches have the date on there sometimes
#13 to #4 - anon (09/08/2013) [-]
Or it means he's just asked her out and she said yeah.
#34 to #4 - anon (09/08/2013) [-]
doesn't mean it was short, maybe he just wanted to see the date
User avatar #21 to #4 - lolollo (09/08/2013) [-]
Yu know what you can count on a watch? Days. You can count days on a watch.

Or do you expect people to walk into relationships that have already been going on for a period longer than a week?
#75 - mastersaturday (09/08/2013) [-]
Some watches tell the date as well as the time.  Just saying, maybe he didn't know what day it was.
Some watches tell the date as well as the time. Just saying, maybe he didn't know what day it was.
User avatar #109 to #75 - waterbottlemanboy (09/08/2013) [-]
Exactly what I thought.
#97 - ludislavonac (09/08/2013) [-]
So they just started going out, what's the big deal?   
   
 Or his watch can display the date...
So they just started going out, what's the big deal?

Or his watch can display the date...
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