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Anonymous (19/ / 13( Sat) 1 No.
Week
Fag friend and I in library
kl mean severe beta fag
waasnt gotten past talking to a girl since tth grade
Hitting there
Hm changing the encyclopedias in WARLD BC) C) K SC) they say WEIRD EDGE.
she' s sitting there playing with his dungeons and dragons figurine
yhis phone vibrates and starts twittering away like crazy
Whe ya textin?"
Sommer"
Summer?"
stale, Sommer."
what' s a simmer?"
My girlfriend"
meld the **** up
yhis GIRLFRIEND?
What?"
girlfriend"
Dude, is it a "She likes you back" girlfriend er a "girl you stalked in tth grade" girlfriend?"
She likes me back"
weed fer him
aask huhwhat she leeks like
zzounds like a T/ IO
aawesome
what she is like
sshe' s into Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Dragon Ball, Doctorwho, nerd stuff
Hm proud of my beta fag, he has become a man
So, how long have you guys been dating?"
4 **** you not
kl honestly **** you not
looked at his ******* watch
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User avatar #3 - sadisticsalmon (09/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I don't get it
User avatar #4 to #3 - MonstrousAngel (09/08/2013) [-]
how long they've been dating can be counted on a watch
#14 - scant (09/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This coming from a guy who spends time changing encyclopaedia titles to read "Weird Cock."

Sounds like husband material
#8 - xtrim (09/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Well, to be honest, I also check my watch to figure out the date or count days. Maybe, just maybe, he could be doing the same?
User avatar #41 - Crusader (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't see a problem, there are a few logical solutions
1 - He has a watch that tells him the date
2 - They started dating last night and he wants to be specific
3 - He wanted to check it, look back at you and say "Since half-past go **** yourself"
User avatar #11 - gravitystereo (09/08/2013) [-]
some watches tell the date
#15 - kebabman (09/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
People always say I'm stupid cos I check my watch when people ask me the date or how long something has been, but my watch has a day and date thing on it
< pic related, my watch
#67 - coolfuzzy (09/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I like how op is implying that he himself is some kind of cunt destroying Adonis.
#16 - nextnextnextnext (09/08/2013) [+] (10 replies)
What of it? A relationship has to start in a fixed point of time. Maybe it was the very day when they went out together, or maybe he was checking the date on the watch.

And OPs gf if he had any would be proud as **** to know of his uber-alpha activities in the library, like expressing his obsession with cocks.
#29 - hiccupthehuman (09/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Well, he has a girlfriend while you are reassembling dictionaries to spell "weird cocks"
User avatar #46 - voltkills ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
most watches have a date on them aswell
all relationships have to have a start, you know.
the guy who sits in a library changing world book into weird cock cannot judge anyone
#89 - xgrandmoffx (09/08/2013) [+] (9 replies)
&gt;saying that anyone who hasn't gotten past talking to a girl in a few years is severely beta   
&gt;mfw I haven't gotten past talking to a girl in my life
>saying that anyone who hasn't gotten past talking to a girl in a few years is severely beta
>mfw I haven't gotten past talking to a girl in my life
#62 - josieabby (09/08/2013) [+] (12 replies)
(story only related because watches)
I bought a pretty expensive watch 6 or 7 yrs ago, (expensive for me, at least) and I loved it. It was not until last year that my friend noticed that my watch band was all ball sacks.
I looked at it and he was right. I can't believe that I'd been wearing for all of those years without noticing.
Doesn't matter, though. I still (have the balls to) wear it.

tl;dr My watch band is covered in ball sacks.

crude sketch of said watch
#20 - selma (09/08/2013) [-]
i think it's cute
i think it's cute
#1 - ssjkirby (09/08/2013) [-]
The reaction pic for anyone else who wants it.
User avatar #79 - bigsteamingpile (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Maybe he was checking the date. I have a friend that, when asked what the date is, he looks at his watch. Then proceeds to tell me. This leads me to believe his watch is one that also displays the date as well as the time. So, shut the **** up. This was funny only if you're trying to be an asshole.
#75 - mastersaturday (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Some watches tell the date as well as the time.  Just saying, maybe he didn't know what day it was.
Some watches tell the date as well as the time. Just saying, maybe he didn't know what day it was.
User avatar #98 - Thenewguygunther (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Every time someone asks me the date or time I always check my watch




the only problem with that is I stopped wearing watches 6 years ago
#53 - Kyag (09/08/2013) [-]
My watch says the date as well. Sometimes people ask me what day it is or how long its been since something and I automatically look at my watch.
My watch says the date as well. Sometimes people ask me what day it is or how long its been since something and I automatically look at my watch.
User avatar #33 - merpdederp (09/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Is there a difference between being socially retarded and beta?
My difficulty holding conversations is kind of because I don't know what to say because I'm a schizo, but I've managed one date and have done some ballsy stuff.
#40 to #39 - mrkek (09/08/2013) [-]
One day my friend... One you day you'll be swimming in money and bitches.. I know this because... because im an Engineer, Obviously.
One day my friend... One you day you'll be swimming in money and bitches.. I know this because... because im an Engineer, Obviously.
User avatar #65 - ffx (09/08/2013) [+] (12 replies)
>Has a phone
>Still carries a watch.
User avatar #71 to #65 - thehonorwolf (09/08/2013) [-]
some people wear watches just cause they're a cool accesory
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