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and ants at 52
40 were of period:
we periods
480 periods x average length of 5 days
than 2400 an of bloating
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think oi all the people you mild drown In may , were worth of
blood
7 Years Of Blood sounds like a deathcore bend rock on ladies
what it instead of text posts i
just and let my
phone autocorrect it
Gucci semicircle tuna tuna tuna
tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding
Sounds like a nicki mined song
Do you ever dink about the word 'taan' t'
Like. when you say. "Why can you on me some ice cream?‘
You' re realty saying, my can not you get me some ice
cream?"
How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized
this
I had a simian epiphany with "Don' t you " being "Do not you dare.‘
English is weird.
chem: sushi
n)@ hilson:
He kinda looks like the we was whose name I' forgotten trom
The Incredibles.
Are you saying our president looks like ******* Fromm
MICHELLE, WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT? i.
wow. u like harry potter. I bet u dont even
have friends. I am so my for u.
I Anonnymous
mum, actually I no
what age should someone (me) loose my
verginity??
Anonymous
When you can spell it
lordawesome picturetop . o
moriarty reblogging : “Jot notes reblog .
my mom' s argument against piracy is ‘well what it you wrote a book and
one person bought , and then hunders of people got to read it tor he
and you didn' t make any money?‘
MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED
LIBRARIES
more awesome '
I am working a morning shift at a cafe.
We are serving breakfast. A little boy
and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: "So, what will it be?"
Child: "l WISH TO DEVOUR THE
UNBORN."
There is a sudden silence and
everyone turns to look. The mother
looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: "Eggs... he would like some
more awesome picturetop
OH FOR ***** S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS "STRONGER THAN GREASE"
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FORA DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
Chemistry more like because I have no idea
whats going on
calculus more like because a piece or my sanity dies
with every equation
Biology more like because I' m out
I taco cat backwards is an taco at
I don' t know what to do with this information
dog food lid backwards is dildo of god
I don' t know what to do with this information either
what it you scrolled past one those posts that said ‘like " you
love goo, scroll down It you love Satan" and than a day later you
gate can and you pick up the phone and a mutt voice on the
other and goes " heard that you loved me and I just want to say
that no one has ever loved me Before" and than you guys go on
a date and eventually get married and you become queen oi
hell.
time to go to but
with Satan
nonas
hey there Delilah what' s It like in your ******
N A THOUSAND MILES AWAY BUT GIRL ID LIKE
TO GET INSIDE YA
YES I DO
NO GURL CAN ****** WELL AS YOU
I SWEAR IT S TRUE HEY THERE DELILAH DON T YOU
WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION I M EVEN HARDER WHEN
YOU RE LONELY TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION
CLOSE YOUR EYES
I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS
TIL I M INSIDE
000?! I WISH YOU WOULD DO MEE
WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME
Isn' t It weird how you would say 'an' It you' re talking about a w show
and 'in' it It was a movie?
like “she was on Doctor Who"
she was In The Avengers"
I never even thought about this before.
we are becoming aware
this guy at my school put 20 dollars Into the vending machine to buy
cheetos and he got no nickers back a teacher had to take him to the
cities be he was crying so hard
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#125 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
Wow a comp of reposts, no wonder this made front page.
User avatar #123 - burpateer (09/08/2013) [-]
"virginity"
now where are my whores
#122 - hemmelman (09/08/2013) [-]
my life is flipped
User avatar #120 - lolwtfme (09/08/2013) [-]
the BYEology one got me
User avatar #119 - Alchemyst (09/08/2013) [-]
New fortune cookie ending:

"With Satan."

I'll start: "You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life" with Satan.
#118 - beerterror (09/08/2013) [-]
it was kinda lame
it was kinda lame
User avatar #116 - zombiedictator (09/08/2013) [-]
The last one, oh dear god i want it to be true so much.
User avatar #112 - iloverapingmen (09/08/2013) [-]
I didn't laugh at this at all. The stories seem overwhelmingly fake.
#117 to #112 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #110 - dubslao (09/08/2013) [-]
the third one is just plain retarded
we learnt that in either fifth or sixth grade that the "not" goes after the word that goes after "can"
if that explains it

#109 - ilikepatatas (09/08/2013) [-]
i lost it, i ************* lost it at the "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN"
#111 to #109 - lecorbi (09/08/2013) [-]
'i lost it'

that comment gets me violently rustled
#108 - schrodngrscat (09/08/2013) [-]
Also this one time one of the vending machines at my school randomly started dispensing all of its quarters and there were some security guards standing right there and they just ignored it while kids were just walking up and taking the quarters. It was like someone hit the jackpot on a slot machine. Needless to say, I felt rich.
#107 - juffjurhaill (09/08/2013) [-]
Now i have to call eggs the unbor
#106 - meinneger (09/08/2013) [-]
Hey there Fatimah, what's it like in Baghdad city?
I'm a thousand miles away but girl I can still smell your curry
Yes it's true
No one makes korma quite like you
#105 - schrodngrscat (09/08/2013) [-]
I like how the source of the Delilah one was a user called ' ***************
It seems somewhat ironic.
User avatar #104 - ipwnallnubz (09/08/2013) [-]
That would be almost 2 kg (something like 4.4 lbs) of nickels.
User avatar #102 - cubanwhiteman (09/08/2013) [-]
Literature class? more like BITCHerature, because everyone is a bitch to me.
#101 - Minnesota (09/08/2013) [-]
I do enjoy song parodies when done right.
#100 - confusedasian (09/08/2013) [-]
I think Nickleback is alright. I don't own any of their albums and I only listen to them once every blue moon, but I don't dislike them.    
   
   
Why so much hate on them?
I think Nickleback is alright. I don't own any of their albums and I only listen to them once every blue moon, but I don't dislike them.


Why so much hate on them?
User avatar #121 to #100 - mvtjets (09/08/2013) [-]
-Bandwagons
-Because apparently they are *******
-Apparently their songs are repetative and generic

I only listen to a few songs from them that I actually do enjoy so I don't know too much.
#99 - josieabby (09/08/2013) [-]
The first one.
The first one.
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