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what it instead of text posts i
just and let my
phone autocorrect it
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tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding
Sounds like a nicki mined song
Do you ever dink about the word 'taan' t'
Like. when you say. "Why can you on me some ice cream?‘
You' re realty saying, my can not you get me some ice
cream?"
How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized
this
I had a simian epiphany with "Don' t you " being "Do not you dare.‘
English is weird.
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He kinda looks like the we was whose name I' forgotten trom
The Incredibles.
Are you saying our president looks like ******* Fromm
MICHELLE, WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT? i.
wow. u like harry potter. I bet u dont even
have friends. I am so my for u.
I Anonnymous
mum, actually I no
what age should someone (me) loose my
verginity??
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my mom' s argument against piracy is ‘well what it you wrote a book and
one person bought , and then hunders of people got to read it tor he
and you didn' t make any money?‘
MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED
LIBRARIES
more awesome '
I am working a morning shift at a cafe.
We are serving breakfast. A little boy
and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: "So, what will it be?"
Child: "l WISH TO DEVOUR THE
UNBORN."
There is a sudden silence and
everyone turns to look. The mother
looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: "Eggs... he would like some
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OH FOR ***** S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS "STRONGER THAN GREASE"
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FORA DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
Chemistry more like because I have no idea
whats going on
calculus more like because a piece or my sanity dies
with every equation
Biology more like because I' m out
I taco cat backwards is an taco at
I don' t know what to do with this information
dog food lid backwards is dildo of god
I don' t know what to do with this information either
what it you scrolled past one those posts that said ‘like " you
love goo, scroll down It you love Satan" and than a day later you
gate can and you pick up the phone and a mutt voice on the
other and goes " heard that you loved me and I just want to say
that no one has ever loved me Before" and than you guys go on
a date and eventually get married and you become queen oi
hell.
time to go to but
with Satan
nonas
hey there Delilah what' s It like in your vagina
N A THOUSAND MILES AWAY BUT GIRL ID LIKE
TO GET INSIDE YA
YES I DO
NO GURL CAN ****** WELL AS YOU
I SWEAR IT S TRUE HEY THERE DELILAH DON T YOU
WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION I M EVEN HARDER WHEN
YOU RE LONELY TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION
CLOSE YOUR EYES
I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS
TIL I M INSIDE
000?! I WISH YOU WOULD DO MEE
WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME
Isn' t It weird how you would say 'an' It you' re talking about a w show
and 'in' it It was a movie?
like “she was on Doctor Who"
she was In The Avengers"
I never even thought about this before.
we are becoming aware
this guy at my school put 20 dollars Into the vending machine to buy
cheetos and he got no nickers back a teacher had to take him to the
cities be he was crying so hard
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#21 - brigettasandra (09/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
MFW kid crying because he can't hold all those nickels.
MFW kid crying because he can't hold all those nickels.
#29 - SomeSortofBacon (09/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Whoa, 3th graders gettin it on early these days
User avatar #34 to #29 - manformen (09/08/2013) [-]
3rd*

what were you saying? something about 3th graders?
#53 - skuser (09/08/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Talking about english language weirdness...   
I never understood the phrase "Let's go"   
If i do the same as above, it says "Let is go"   
MFW   
   
 TheMetapicture lurker master race reporting in. Seriously, It's like every picture/gif relevant on the day, wheter it's funny or not, you guys should try it
Talking about english language weirdness...
I never understood the phrase "Let's go"
If i do the same as above, it says "Let is go"
MFW

TheMetapicture lurker master race reporting in. Seriously, It's like every picture/gif relevant on the day, wheter it's funny or not, you guys should try it
User avatar #55 to #53 - arsyro (09/08/2013) [-]
Let us* go
#41 - sirbutterballs (09/08/2013) [-]
Okay that was a pretty good parody of hey there delilah.
#52 - sphinxe (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#26 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
you say "on" for a tv show because it implies they weren't in every single one
see what i did there ?
User avatar #8 - riderdouble ONLINE (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The explanation for the T.V. show and movie one is most likely is because they worked on the move in the PAST hence the "on" being past tense, whereas you would say"in" for a T.V. show thats is still currently being aired because they are still working on the T.V. sow and "on" for a T.V. show that is no longer being aired.
#56 - batwill **User deleted account** (09/08/2013) [-]
This was a particularly good compilation. Have a thumb.
#45 - iviking ONLINE (09/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't like nickelback either
#81 - thisisestonia (09/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#35 - KayThanxBye (09/08/2013) [-]
i absolutely lost my **** at the last one, i dont even know why
#103 - josieabby (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
+6
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#106 - meinneger (09/08/2013) [-]
Hey there Fatimah, what's it like in Baghdad city?
I'm a thousand miles away but girl I can still smell your curry
Yes it's true
No one makes korma quite like you
#101 - Minnesota (09/08/2013) [-]
I do enjoy song parodies when done right.
#2 - ilovepelicans (09/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I actually say "do not" like "do not you dare". This started when i had the epiphany of "don't" being "do not" and I started saying it for fun and now it just stuck. I automatically say "do not" instead of don't.
I actually say "do not" like "do not you dare". This started when i had the epiphany of "don't" being "do not" and I started saying it for fun and now it just stuck. I automatically say "do not" instead of don't.
#109 - ilikepatatas (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i lost it, i ************* lost it at the "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN"
#100 - confusedasian (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think Nickleback is alright. I don't own any of their albums and I only listen to them once every blue moon, but I don't dislike them.    
   
   
Why so much hate on them?
I think Nickleback is alright. I don't own any of their albums and I only listen to them once every blue moon, but I don't dislike them.


Why so much hate on them?
User avatar #30 - whiplasher (09/08/2013) [-]
3 Inches of Blood.
User avatar #4 - HUH (09/08/2013) [-]
I'm gong to sing the **** out of that Delilah cover
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