Does the carpet match the drapes?. .
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User avatar #42 to #16 - theguyishere (09/08/2013) [-]
Not to be that guy but shouldn't the carpet be green for this to work?
User avatar #46 to #42 - iwebby (09/08/2013) [-]
Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, the carpet is brown and the drapes are green.
Lying slut, he said.
#23 - ajperry (09/08/2013) [-]
"I'm getting me some dick tonight"
User avatar #44 to #17 - thepollock (09/08/2013) [-]
That's BS!

A ginger would never wear a red dress...
#51 to #44 - roarflmao (09/08/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #57 to #51 - celaeneo (09/08/2013) [-]
It doesn't go. You can't wear pink if you're ginger either.. *sigh*
#31 to #10 - fuckacta (09/08/2013) [-]
Some one explain this 1^ I to as the man in comment 8 am not a clever man
#32 to #31 - fuckacta (09/08/2013) [-]
Nor do I appear to be one with decent grammar
#48 to #32 - cryoshock (09/08/2013) [-]
Are you related to the lightbulb?
User avatar #72 to #31 - midothegreat (09/08/2013) [-]
I wouldn't feel bad about it, there is a website dedicated to explaining this guy's comics
I mean that must mean something

www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=508:_Drapes
#1 - ferriuszg (09/07/2013) [-]
Hue Hue Hue...
#15 - darthblam ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
Heh.
Heh.
#13 - anon (09/08/2013) [-]
Dam it, why do the girls in comics have to be so cute and happy
#39 - elynichujy (09/08/2013) [-]
I have blonde hair (I'm a guy) and I've got multicolored pubes. Some are black, some are brown and the ones on my balls are bleach  blonde.
I have blonde hair (I'm a guy) and I've got multicolored pubes. Some are black, some are brown and the ones on my balls are bleach blonde.
User avatar #41 to #39 - teoberry (09/08/2013) [-]
Congratulations!
#27 - anon (09/08/2013) [-]
Because humans are bipedal with an erect stance and have, in relation to the size of the pelvis, the biggest head of any mammalian species, human fetuses and human female pelvises are adapted to make birth possible.
The erect posture causes the weight of the abdominal contents to thrust on the pelvic floor, a complex structure which must not only support this weight but allow three channels to pass through it: the urethra, the vagina and the rectum. The infant's head and shoulders must go through a specific sequence of maneuvers in order to pass through the ring of the mother's pelvis.
#28 to #27 - anon (09/08/2013) [-]
Six phases of a typical vertex (head-first presentation) delivery:
Engagement of the fetal head in the transverse position. The baby's head is facing across the pelvis at one or other of the mother's hips.
Descent and flexion of the fetal head.
Internal rotation. The fetal head rotates 90 degrees to the occipito-anterior position so that the baby's face is towards the mother's rectum.
Delivery by extension. The fetal head passes out of the birth canal. Its head is tilted forwards so that the crown of its head leads the way through the vagina.
Restitution. The fetal head turns through 45 degrees to restore its normal relationship with the shoulders, which are still at an angle.
External rotation. The shoulders repeat the corkscrew movements of the head, which can be seen in the final movements of the fetal head.
#29 to #28 - anon (09/08/2013) [-]
Station refers to the relationship of the fetal presenting part to the level of the ischial spines. When the presenting part is at the ischial spines the station is 0 (synonymous with engagement). If the presenting fetal part is above the spines, the distance is measured and described as minus stations, which range from -1 to -4 cm. If the presenting part is below the ischial spines, the distance is stated as plus stations ( +1 to +4 cm). At +3 and +4 the presenting part is at the perineum and can be seen.[15]
The fetal head may temporarily change shape substantially (becoming more elongated) as it moves through the birth canal. This change in the shape of the fetal head is called molding and is much more prominent in women having their first vaginal delivery.[16]
#33 to #29 - hydromatic (09/08/2013) [-]
What the **** anon
User avatar #38 to #33 - hybredmoon (09/08/2013) [-]
Some anons just want to watch the world Learn I guess.
#37 to #29 - kommandantvideo (09/08/2013) [-]
What the hell
What the hell
#55 to #29 - ofmiceandmen (09/08/2013) [-]
Thanks I guess?
Thanks I guess?
User avatar #6 - tikledpikle (09/08/2013) [-]
I have brown hair and black pubes. you're welcome.
User avatar #34 to #6 - hydromatic (09/08/2013) [-]
But what color are your drapes?
User avatar #84 to #34 - tikledpikle (09/09/2013) [-]
Freedom
#7 to #6 - anon (09/08/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#74 - snakefire (09/08/2013) [-]
A friend of mine here on funnyjunk died his hair pink.

I asked him the same question.


Its even funnier because talking about sexual things upsets him.
#85 to #74 - mangioluingi ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
venomousvalentine, you think I wouldn't find this?   
How could you do this to me?   
   
I trusted you and everything.
venomousvalentine, you think I wouldn't find this?
How could you do this to me?

I trusted you and everything.
#86 to #85 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
I posted it with your anonymity in mind and it doesnt show your face.
Not to mention you posted this picture yourself on a board.
#87 to #86 - mangioluingi ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
I guess you've been in worse situations than me when it comes to pictures of yourself...
I guess you've been in worse situations than me when it comes to pictures of yourself...
#88 to #87 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
And I couldn't even sue for it since they're underage pictures so I'd be prosecuted too.
So I guess I just have to live with being in porn ads...
#65 - overlordantares (09/08/2013) [-]
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#66 to #65 - phoenixactual (09/08/2013) [-]
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#8 - sequel ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
Someone explain the joke to me please.
#68 to #8 - schrodngrscat (09/08/2013) [-]
It's literally in the title...
User avatar #9 to #8 - ahoybokchoy (09/08/2013) [-]
Carpet matching the drapes.

A woman's (or man's) pubes matching their hair color.
User avatar #12 to #9 - sequel ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#59 to #8 - Pompano ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]




What is it people not understanding really simple jokes on this site lately?
User avatar #60 to #59 - tylosaurus (09/08/2013) [-]
Not everyone is english-speaking and familiar with "do the carpet match the drapes".
Just like a lot of people don't know what the **** "It's raining cats and dogs" means.
#11 to #8 - fatspartan (09/08/2013) [-]
"Do the drapes match the carpet"
basically she thought he was asking if the hair on her head and the hair on her vag were the same, but it turns out he meant the phrase in a literal sense
#20 to #8 - anomsssssss (09/08/2013) [-]
there is no joke here. he is looking to buy the house and wanted to know if the curtains matched the carpet
User avatar #14 to #8 - navadae ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
horrible pickup line "does the carpet match the drapes" that is... does the persons pubic hair (carpet) match their head-hair (drapes)

they made it.. well.. literal
#30 to #14 - derogatory ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
I had to log in just to see "drapes" dafuq FJ dafuq
User avatar #36 to #30 - umaya (09/08/2013) [-]
d rapes
#54 - hoboguyman ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
**hoboguyman rolled a random image posted in comment #5966175 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** took me way to long to figure out what the joke was...
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User avatar #67 to #54 - kevintk (09/08/2013) [-]
Any idea what that gif is from?
User avatar #78 to #67 - hoboguyman ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
no idea. sorry D:
User avatar #69 to #67 - grimagination (09/08/2013) [-]
i too am interested
#45 - anon (09/08/2013) [-]
I like my carpets to match the drapes.
No drapes. Or carpet.
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...
I like bald girls with no pubes.
#75 - lordscooby (09/08/2013) [-]
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#61 - whtkid (09/08/2013) [-]
She looks like Kallen from Code Geass, but with brown hair
User avatar #73 to #61 - smokekusheveryday (09/08/2013) [-]
Excuse me while i violently masturbate
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#62 - kingzeno (09/08/2013) [-]
Great Pun
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