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#16 - orangerage (09/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#23 - ajperry (09/08/2013) [-]
"I'm getting me some dick tonight"
#17 - LazyLegacy (09/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#8 - sequel (09/08/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Someone explain the joke to me please.
User avatar #14 to #8 - navadae (09/08/2013) [-]
horrible pickup line "does the carpet match the drapes" that is... does the persons pubic hair (carpet) match their head-hair (drapes)

they made it.. well.. literal
User avatar #6 - tikledpikle (09/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I have brown hair and black pubes. you're welcome.
#27 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Because humans are bipedal with an erect stance and have, in relation to the size of the pelvis, the biggest head of any mammalian species, human fetuses and human female pelvises are adapted to make birth possible.
The erect posture causes the weight of the abdominal contents to thrust on the pelvic floor, a complex structure which must not only support this weight but allow three channels to pass through it: the urethra, the vagina and the rectum. The infant's head and shoulders must go through a specific sequence of maneuvers in order to pass through the ring of the mother's pelvis.
#33 to #29 - hydromatic (09/08/2013) [-]
What the **** anon
#39 - elynichujy (09/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I have blonde hair (I'm a guy) and I've got multicolored pubes. Some are black, some are brown and the ones on my balls are bleach  blonde.
I have blonde hair (I'm a guy) and I've got multicolored pubes. Some are black, some are brown and the ones on my balls are bleach blonde.
#10 - midothegreat (09/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#1 - ferriuszg (09/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Hue Hue Hue...
#15 - darthblam (09/08/2013) [-]
Heh.
Heh.
+3
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#74 - snakefire (09/08/2013) [-]
A friend of mine here on funnyjunk died his hair pink.

I asked him the same question.


Its even funnier because talking about sexual things upsets him.
#65 - overlordantares (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#61 - whtkid ONLINE (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
She looks like Kallen from Code Geass, but with brown hair
User avatar #73 to #61 - smokekusheveryday (09/08/2013) [-]
Excuse me while i violently masturbate
#54 - hoboguyman (09/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**hoboguyman rolled a random image posted in comment #5966175 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** took me way to long to figure out what the joke was...
**hoboguyman rolled a random image posted in comment #5966175 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** took me way to long to figure out what the joke was...
#22 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have black hair and ginger pubes... the more you know
User avatar #52 to #22 - listerthepessimist (09/08/2013) [-]
since we're sharing, I ain't matching unless I shave me head
#62 - kingzeno (09/08/2013) [-]
Great Pun
#45 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
I like my carpets to match the drapes.
No drapes. Or carpet.
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I like bald girls with no pubes.
#13 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
Dam it, why do the girls in comics have to be so cute and happy
#3 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my natural hair color and my pubes are different. I don't know why.
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