Anon's plans for GTA V. . Anonymous 28 KB 3 hours ago 2087) 7727 l/ ll here are my GTA V plans. swear all green, walk down the street meat the out of a cop with

Anon's plans for GTA V

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3 hours ago 2087) 7727
l/ ll here are my GTA V plans.
swear all green, walk down the street
meat the **** out of a cop with a baseball bat
stake his gun
a convertible
Hell dawn the street smelting a blunt, blasting
Sheep Dew
well up to a hecker
minuite her in the ear
Muck her brains em
ibeat her subconscious
chouse her in gasoline and light her en fire
slleep driving dawn the road
Aire my gun wildly into erects
sleap out of my ear going 250 mph
ffind a bicycle
Bride the bike, ringing my bell, shooting ******
with my pistol while popping wheelies
pride my bike up to gamestop
scrive employee my Preorder slip
accquire my xbox 360 copy V
derive home and play it
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#1 - polomomo (09/07/2013) [-]
I did not see that coming
#5 - Grom (09/07/2013) [-]
#4 - urghseventysix (09/07/2013) [-]
Damn clever
#34 to #4 - presentdent (09/08/2013) [-]
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#7 - frysandaburger ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Now we wait for OP to be arrested for making a terroristic threat.
#14 to #7 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
keep calm
gather the skulls of your foes
#39 to #14 - anon (09/08/2013) [-]
You stop all these heretical shennanigans
#17 to #14 - bobthedilder (09/08/2013) [-]
Yeeaaaaaah, about that.
#12 - sliske (09/08/2013) [-]
#3 - anon (09/07/2013) [-]
Why?! Why would he do such a horrible thing?! Doesn't he know pre-ordering is just a scam?
User avatar #6 to #3 - chuckbillrow (09/07/2013) [-]
its a scam alright but he is a console gamer so he really cant avoid it if he wants to get it on release day
User avatar #13 to #3 - chadisyounggg (09/08/2013) [-]
Can't get the full $64 ( After tax ) to buy it? Well preorders are open a good 6 months before the game comes out gives you time to pay it off just a little at a time I think it is awesome and you get free in game content or posters when you do so.
User avatar #16 to #3 - thedarkestrogue (09/08/2013) [-]
how is preordering a scam? You pay the same amount regardless of when you pay for it.
User avatar #99 to #16 - thewaronbeingcool (09/08/2013) [-]
Tell all the people who preordered Colonial Marines it wasn't a scam.

Most games get review embargoes nowadays, so if you've preordered a game and it turns out to be **** , you don't find out until release day so it's too late to cancel your pre-order.
User avatar #135 to #99 - thedarkestrogue (09/08/2013) [-]
So you're blaming the inability to take some time do some research on the store? If you preordered colonial marines you were a retard to begin with. Even gameinformer rated it badly before it dropped.
You have to know who gives good ratings, but preordering a piece of **** is entirely the players fault.
User avatar #146 to #135 - thewaronbeingcool (09/08/2013) [-]
The thing is, it didn't look like a piece of **** . Gearbox did everything they could to cover up the quality of the game.

For example, the demo was of the first level I think, and it was of a much higher quality than it was in the full game. They also doctored many of their screenshots, and the trailers were all scripted.

It doesn't matter who gives good ratings when you can't actually get the ratings until release day. You might be able to get a magazine before then, but hardly anyone does any more because you can get the same information online for free.
User avatar #147 to #146 - thedarkestrogue (09/08/2013) [-]
there are plenty of reviewers who get to play the game before release.
I knew marines was going to suck cock so i didn't even bother with it.
User avatar #148 to #147 - thewaronbeingcool (09/08/2013) [-]
They get to play the game earlier, but they're usually under an agreement with the publisher to not release their review until the game drops.

Some small reviewers might have no problem ignoring that agreement, but the big sites (which most people will go to) have to stick to that agreement otherwise the publisher will cut them off. Then the site will get no more previews, interviews or review copies from said publisher.
User avatar #149 to #148 - thedarkestrogue (09/08/2013) [-]
there are plenty of reviewers that send out their reviews before hand. I know of a few big reviewers that give games bad reviews before it gets released.
User avatar #150 to #149 - thewaronbeingcool (09/08/2013) [-]
It's likely the games they were reviewing were not under embargo.

Which sites? And did they review colonial marines before it's release?
User avatar #152 to #150 - thedarkestrogue (09/08/2013) [-]
i dont use websites. If you use websites for review then thats your problem right there.

and I don't think you fully understand the definition of embargo. Yes its a ban but not just any ban.
User avatar #153 to #152 - thewaronbeingcool (09/08/2013) [-]
Well of course magazines are going to get it early, but the vast majority go online.

And it might not be the original usage of 'embargo' but when reviews are held back until a certain date it is actually called a review embargo.
#18 to #16 - anon (09/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 to #3 - messerauditore (09/08/2013) [-]
>allows for multiple payments over the course of months
>allows you to simply walk in and walk out if you've paid it off ahead of time
>ensures that you get a copy on day 1

the only part i hate about preorders is all the day one dlc bonuses with games like AC4 where every store has a different dlc pack that all should have been in the game to begin with. it's retarded, but i wouldnt call it a scam.
User avatar #36 to #20 - bookyle (09/08/2013) [-]
I don't ******* understand day 1 DLCs. DLCs are supposed to be addons to the game that weren't finished when the game drops, or new ideas after the game releases, not **** that were taken out of the game then released together with the game.
User avatar #66 to #36 - BigDoktor (09/08/2013) [-]
Because the main game is finished well before the release date. Devs can work on additional content after they finish with the game and release it digitally on the same day as the main game because release for DLC doesn't take as long.
#81 to #36 - madoc (09/08/2013) [-]
GAME, Gamestop and BestBuy push publishers to make them cut part of the game out and offer it as preorder dlc so that more people will preorder, thus resulting in more sales.
User avatar #137 to #81 - thedarkestrogue (09/08/2013) [-]
No they don't. Gamestop just receives them with the shipment. The day 1 DLC's rest solely on the developers.
#138 to #137 - madoc (09/08/2013) [-]
The stores refuse to sell certain games unless the dev makes day one dlc to make people more inclined to preorder.
User avatar #143 to #138 - thedarkestrogue (09/08/2013) [-]
No. They don't. They can refuse to sell a product wholesale but they can't force a publisher to add something. Gamestop and best Buy make absolutely no money selling new games. Preorders do not go to them. They go to the publisher. The publisher is responsible for making more people want their game and buying it early.
#104 to #20 - anon (09/08/2013) [-]
Yet you have no idea what you're purchasing
#80 to #20 - sausagemassage (09/08/2013) [-]
If you are over the age of 18 and cant afford to pay $60 upfront you should not be spending money on a video game.
#91 to #80 - anon (09/08/2013) [-]
Yeh, you're just wrong so stop trying
User avatar #145 to #20 - messerauditore (09/08/2013) [-]
one red thumb from ' ryander '... i'm guessing you're the butthurt/trolling anon.
#44 - royrogersmcfreely ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Jstn bebr ** i did not see that coming
User avatar #53 - xCONGiEx (09/08/2013) [-]
So, you rode up on a bike, and then drove away?
User avatar #65 to #53 - zorororonoa (09/08/2013) [-]
He hijacked another car, duh
User avatar #132 to #65 - xCONGiEx (09/08/2013) [-]
couldn't just let it roll could you
#37 - turretbuddy (09/08/2013) [-]
My plans

>wait for the full version to come out
User avatar #156 to #37 - catdogdora (09/14/2013) [-]
What do you mean full version?
#107 - aesis (09/08/2013) [-]
Damn, I screenshotted that too, I should have uploaded.
#35 - ltpraptor (09/08/2013) [-]
I was wondering why he left out the part about losing his stars.
User avatar #47 to #35 - raquelian (09/08/2013) [-]
once he gets home text pops up saying Mission Accomplished and all his stars disappear
#83 - richhobo (09/08/2013) [-]
Average day of Woolie.

Only with Mahvel instead of GTAV.
User avatar #98 to #83 - hairymanbeast (09/08/2013) [-]
There wasn't enough pie stealing involved.
#103 to #83 - houseofwolf (09/08/2013) [-]
Where were the hot bisexual girls that he didnt sleep with?
#59 - curveball (09/08/2013) [-]
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#73 - yurilowenthalll (09/08/2013) [-]
**yurilowenthalll rolled a random image posted in comment #167 at Star Wars ** my plans for gta 5
User avatar #75 to #73 - loopymoomoo (09/08/2013) [-]
wait, why the **** was this in the star wars board?
#64 - pappathethird (09/08/2013) [-]
I saw it coming
I saw it coming
#50 - fyaq ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
Meh. After so many you just know the ending of greentexts by line 2.
#56 to #54 - sabcy (09/08/2013) [-]
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#67 - shadowthedark (09/08/2013) [-]
Not be be all condescending or anything but i totally saw that come. Still lol'd though.
Not be be all condescending or anything but i totally saw that come. Still lol'd though.
User avatar #23 - bighairyfart (09/08/2013) [-]
>Rides bike to GameStop
>Drives home
User avatar #24 - sasquatchjc (09/08/2013) [-]
my plans

>wait for GTA V to be released on PC
User avatar #109 to #24 - spankcakes (09/08/2013) [-]
'tis gonna be a long wait...

Man, I'm actually tempted to buy a console.
User avatar #116 to #109 - cycloneclone (09/08/2013) [-]
You can get a used Ps3 or 360 for really cheap nowadays
User avatar #120 to #116 - spankcakes (09/08/2013) [-]
True enough, but I'd also have to buy a tv and I don't think, that gta 5 justifies the cost of all those things.
User avatar #121 to #120 - cycloneclone (09/08/2013) [-]
Just play it on your PC Monitor. If you're look looking into minimizing costs you should also lean towards the Ps3 if you plan on playing online.
#124 to #121 - spankcakes (09/08/2013) [-]
I'd also have to get a new monitor, since now I'm using a 17" lcd, but it's not a widescreen monitor.   
MFW getting all the stuff i need for gta 5...
I'd also have to get a new monitor, since now I'm using a 17" lcd, but it's not a widescreen monitor.

MFW getting all the stuff i need for gta 5...

User avatar #115 to #24 - cycloneclone (09/08/2013) [-]
Its not going to be released until probably March.
User avatar #154 to #115 - sasquatchjc (09/09/2013) [-]
yea i know, in all actuality im just gonna get it for ps3 on launch date, then when it comes out for PC ill trade in the console version and pay the difference
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