Funny then a little sad. it's all relative. Friend worked in a nursing home, told me afunny story Sitting at desk watching old folks in main room Milne starts g

Funny then a little sad

it's all relative

Friend worked in a nursing home, told me afunny story
Sitting at desk watching old folks in main room
Milne starts going around talking about the second floor's everyone
Milne story building
elite's going on getting the others excited about the second floor
Fiinally marches to the desk with an angry moo folks demanding to go to the second floor
afriend leads them to bathroom
Horns outfights
ebays "Dinga"
Horns on lights
e' Alright, here we are."
elation files out and goes back to sitting around in the main room
Best part, she they never go back to the .
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#3 - pgilly (09/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
as soon as read the words "nursing home" and "ding" i could have sworn this story would be about Breaking Bad
#1 - nuclearderp (09/08/2013) [-]
"Alright then folks just follow me!"
"Alright then folks just follow me!"
#7 - trolololing (09/08/2013) [-]
I swear to god I thought he was going to murder them and take them to 'the second floor' i.e. Heaven...
User avatar #13 - ihaveakeyboard (09/08/2013) [-]
title made me think of this:

"Baby shoes for sale: Never Used."
#4 - theseustheminotaur ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
Groucho: "Well, I have something upstairs. My upstairs maid. And that's not easy, because I only have a one-story house. And the one story you're not going to hear is about my upstairs maid."
#9 - iraniie (09/08/2013) [-]
My dad works night at a nursing home and he has some funny stories every now and then.
One time this old guy with dementia kept ringing my dads pager calling for help, it turns out he went into an other residents bed, an old woman, and crawled in bed with her and wet the bed then accused her of pissing her pants in his bed and started screaming. He broke into her room and pissed then accused her of doing it. Fun guy
User avatar #19 - metalmind (09/09/2013) [-]
I recently saw a psycopath in the hospital try to climb up a wall.
It looked funny as hell.
#15 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
mfw when I'm British and was utterly confused by this story's floor naming conventions...
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#2 - hairysmellyanus (09/08/2013) [-]
doubting, but if true it's hilarious
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