Oh god why. You're beautiful. Anonymous ©/ 06/ 13( Fri) 14: 05: 33 No. 504559635 Remit we me 4 weeks age we morning we hungover, still a little drunk ialready h i Love You
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Anonymous ©/ 06/ 13( Fri) 14: 05: 33 No. 504559635 Remit
we me 4 weeks age
we morning
we hungover, still a little drunk
ialready hate mornings with a passion
raster is in college and uncle spent the night at my place
we was meant to sleep in my sisters bed
ewe both got hammered the night before
we passed out in my bed
kl took my sisters reem instead
ppen my eyes
in sisters bed
wave to shit
bruns to her bathromm and drops pants
a literal shitstorm inte
wecome 5 pounds lighter
iwater completely replaced by greasy bagofshit
really bad
spuddenly want to shower
went fush because it would make water cold fer 5 minutes
Mum en water and wash body with her lilac scented seep
my scented shampoo
Prince alter using coconut scented conditioner
knotice an we growing hem my pubes
nearest disposable razor and get to work
doubes are now smooth as glass
wan starts clogging the drain
tthink about throwing in the toilet
wet just yet
ruse pubic hairty draw a smiley face en the wall
fer a while
essentually laughter stops and threw the hair inte the toilet
slap before leaving
Mato this morning
about what happened in the bathromm long age
bi moved back en campus
moved heme taday
fgets text message
wtf happened to my bathroom?"
mmfw I forgot to fush
mmfw to fush but hair clogged the drain causing it to overflow
embed shit is covering her bathromm :) or
mmfw she thinks it was my uncle
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