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Anonymous ©/ 06/ 13( Fri) 14: 05: 33 No. 504559635 Remit
we me 4 weeks age
we morning
we hungover, still a little drunk
ialready hate mornings with a passion
raster is in college and uncle spent the night at my place
we was meant to sleep in my sisters bed
ewe both got hammered the night before
we passed out in my bed
kl took my sisters reem instead
ppen my eyes
in sisters bed
wave to ****
bruns to her bathromm and drops pants
a literal ********* inte
wecome 5 pounds lighter
iwater completely replaced by greasy *********
really bad
spuddenly want to shower
went fush because it would make water cold fer 5 minutes
Mum en water and wash body with her lilac scented seep
my scented shampoo
Prince alter using coconut scented conditioner
knotice an we growing hem my pubes
nearest disposable razor and get to work
doubes are now smooth as glass
wan starts clogging the drain
tthink about throwing in the toilet
wet just yet
ruse pubic hairty draw a smiley face en the wall
fer a while
essentually laughter stops and threw the hair inte the toilet
slap before leaving
Mato this morning
about what happened in the bathromm long age
bi moved back en campus
moved heme taday
fgets text message
wtf happened to my bathroom?"
mmfw I forgot to fush
mmfw to fush but hair clogged the drain causing it to overflow
embed **** is covering her bathromm :) or
mmfw she thinks it was my uncle
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#3 - clechyl (09/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - defectivetoast (09/07/2013) [-]
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#14 - jiltist ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
That's disgusting.
#1 - arreatface (09/07/2013) [-]
*******		 awesome
******* awesome
#6 - dapape (09/08/2013) [-]
flush toilet make shower water cold?
User avatar #19 to #6 - biggrand (09/08/2013) [-]
flushing dosent do **** in our house, but a running faucet is the ******* plague when you're trying to shower. And Don't even trying to fap in there because it takes a ******* hour to get off
User avatar #7 to #6 - optimussum (09/08/2013) [-]

That's usually how bathroom plumbing works.
User avatar #8 to #7 - dapape (09/08/2013) [-]
Doesn't it make the shower water hot since the toilet is using cold water?
User avatar #17 to #8 - crazyhindu (09/08/2013) [-]
Thats how it works at my house, I mean using anything like the garden hose or turning on the cold water from a sink does that too.
User avatar #10 to #8 - DroidToyiu (09/08/2013) [-]
Actually in a lot of bathrooms any running water will make the shower cold. Or at least where I am.
#16 to #10 - micekill (09/08/2013) [-]
not in norway
User avatar #9 to #8 - optimussum (09/08/2013) [-]
Oh yeah.

Sorry I'm an idiot at 3am.
User avatar #11 to #6 - spaceking ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
Water pressure magic
#51 - lordsothe (09/08/2013) [-]
She thinks it was your uncle.
#46 - sunice (09/08/2013) [-]
**sunice rolled a random image posted in comment #5768507 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** If she thinks it was the uncle then I really don't see any problem here.
#12 - hybridxproject (09/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 - IamEllis (09/08/2013) [-]
is it me or did jerking it defie the purpose of taking a shower?
User avatar #18 to #15 - crazyhindu (09/08/2013) [-]
Idk bro do you usually cover yourself in semen after jerking it or what?
User avatar #20 to #18 - redvus (09/08/2013) [-]
This, omg. I don't know why that made me laugh so hard.
User avatar #25 to #20 - yorker (09/08/2013) [-]
Go back to tumblr.
User avatar #28 to #25 - redvus (09/08/2013) [-]
I've never been to tumbler. Obviously you have, if you're making some kind of joke about it. And why would the fact that something made me laugh give you the need to talk **** ? Get off the internet kid, you take **** way to serious.
User avatar #55 to #28 - crazyhindu (09/09/2013) [-]
Same with you bro you should have just not responded to the fag.
User avatar #29 to #28 - yorker (09/08/2013) [-]
No, I haven't, you don't have to have been there to see the millions of tumblr posts.
And why are you telling me to get off? You're over-analyzing everything.
User avatar #30 to #29 - redvus (09/08/2013) [-]
First iv'e been on FJ for sometime now. Before I signed up I was a lurker for 2 years. Don't be telling me to go anywhere. Especially if you just joined. Second if you don't have to be on tumbler to see the tumbler post why are you telling me to go back to tumbler? And im still curious as to what I said had to do with tumbler. I laughed at a joke and commented about how funny his joke was. The same joke that has 14 green thumbs. But because I wanted to tell him how it made me laugh you got all butt hurt. Sounds like your a grade A Bitch.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redvus (09/08/2013) [-]
Wow its your deeper blue name! Oh no!!!! So what do you get with that deeper blue name bro? a dick up your ass.
User avatar #37 to #34 - yorker (09/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, deeper blue means I've been here longer than you.
User avatar #31 to #30 - yorker (09/08/2013) [-]
Sounds like you don't know **** , because buddy, I've got a deeper blue name account than you do, don't assume this **** you stupid prick.
User avatar #33 to #31 - redvus (09/08/2013) [-]
Omg you have a deeper blue name account?!?!?!! Im so sorry! ha ha ha. Shut up faggot. and if thats all you have to say what I had to say im done. Go to bed kid.
User avatar #35 to #33 - yorker (09/08/2013) [-]
You're the one that brought up me "being new here" you ******* idiot.

You obviously take everything too seriously.
User avatar #36 to #35 - redvus (09/08/2013) [-]
Really? look at you? Going through all this **** to prove something? Like I give a **** faggot. ha ha ha
User avatar #38 to #36 - yorker (09/08/2013) [-]
I think if you look at the posts above, you'll see that you were just throwing a total bitch-fit.
User avatar #40 to #38 - redvus (09/08/2013) [-]
Not really. I was pointing out how you're a faggot.
User avatar #41 to #40 - yorker (09/08/2013) [-]
Ahaha, I think the fact that you resort to calling me a faggot unprovoked says something about how comfortable you are with your sexuality.

User avatar #42 to #41 - redvus (09/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, Im straight. but even if I was gay whats the big deal? See when I grew up I called people a faggot because it was a term used for people that were...well..faggots. had nothing to do with sexual orientation. Go to bed kid.
User avatar #43 to #42 - yorker (09/08/2013) [-]
I'm not a kid, you calling me one doesn't make me one.

Yeah, you're a faggot.
User avatar #44 to #43 - redvus (09/08/2013) [-]
Nice way to prove your point about me calling you a faggot. ha ha. Dont get so attached to this **** bro, its only the internet. if you think for a second I'm taking anything you say to heart you are purely mistaken. I think its funny how iv'e kept you here so long though. making my night man.
User avatar #45 to #44 - yorker (09/08/2013) [-]
What if I'm also bored and we're playing the same game-just seeing how much of one another's time we can waste?
You're not the only one that does that.
User avatar #48 to #45 - redvus (09/08/2013) [-]
You aren't wasting my time. See unlike you I can walk away whenever I want, I Dont Give A **** . But you do. Thats why you've tried so hard to convince me about all that petty ******** before. You care bro, I see it and so does anyone else reading this.
User avatar #49 to #48 - yorker (09/08/2013) [-]
Except that I don't care.

User avatar #50 to #49 - redvus (09/08/2013) [-]
See there you go again trying to convince me you don't care. Its okay man, we all know you care.
User avatar #54 to #25 - crazyhindu (09/09/2013) [-]
you need to chill bro no one cares how long you've been a no life.
User avatar #56 to #54 - yorker (09/09/2013) [-]
You need to stop acting like a ******* idiot and starting **** up again. I only brought it up because he was saying I was new you ******* retard.
User avatar #57 to #56 - crazyhindu (09/09/2013) [-]
hurr durr **** off. IT DOESN'T ******* MATTER, no one ******* cares, you were a douche you started, And ******* relax I told him off too I didn't single you out.
User avatar #52 to #18 - IamEllis (09/08/2013) [-]
called the drip
User avatar #39 - zakipu ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
**zakipu rolled a random comment #5 posted by godtherapist at Scrabble Fun ** :
There is supposed to be an S too.
#26 - danyoung (09/08/2013) [-]
It's funny by itself, but its funnier because i'm **** righ now...and i want do this so much.
#24 - yorker (09/08/2013) [-]
#13 - thickmelonskin (09/08/2013) [-]
ahh my sides
ahh my sides
#5 - xxcxpxx (09/07/2013) [-]
**xxcxpxx rolled a random image posted in comment #470258 at Ponyville ** i lold
#2 - izohan (09/07/2013) [-]
I loled hard
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