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#3 - justthisonceiguess (09/07/2013) [-]
MFW people name their kids something retarded like Henessey.
#49 to #3 - gadwraith (09/07/2013) [-]
Welcome to the Thunderarena, sister
#11 to #3 - mcatheistnuggets (09/07/2013) [-]
I'm sure that was for the purpose of the rhyme, and not actually his name.
I'm sure that was for the purpose of the rhyme, and not actually his name.
User avatar #38 to #11 - coolranchderpitos (09/07/2013) [-]
is that critikal?
User avatar #40 to #38 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (09/07/2013) [-]
Slender Gameplay and Commentary Yes.
User avatar #51 to #38 - heartlessrobot (09/07/2013) [-]
Who else would say something like that?
User avatar #44 to #38 - franktonfire (09/07/2013) [-]
#34 to #3 - anisbanana (09/07/2013) [-]
who the hell names their kid after a bottle of vodka
#35 to #34 - anon (09/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #64 to #34 - amsel (09/07/2013) [-]
You know Hennessy isn't Vodka, right?
#59 to #34 - fuckingkeelin (09/07/2013) [-]
or the irish?
#69 to #34 - memescomefromb (09/07/2013) [-]
Hennessy is a Cognac you uncultured 			****
Hennessy is a Cognac you uncultured ****
#52 to #3 - dinoking (09/07/2013) [-]
What about North West?

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
#5 - martip (09/07/2013) [-]
His dad sounds dope.
#63 to #5 - Kyuss (09/07/2013) [-]
I always reply to this picture because its the only thing I made that ever gets reposted. i feel so fgty about it. So yeah.
#8 - anon (09/07/2013) [-]
did anyone else notice that the regular coke meniscus is on an angle?
User avatar #65 to #8 - gabrielcortez (09/07/2013) [-]
Well, being that full of coke it's hard to keep balance.
User avatar #47 to #8 - WhattheNorris (09/07/2013) [-]
Thank for making me remember what the word meniscus means.
User avatar #13 to #8 - SuperSixONE (09/07/2013) [-]
They probably moved it a bit before they took the picture so it was rocking back and forth a little
#58 - thedancingfool (09/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#57 - JudasLitl (09/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #19 - TheHutchie (09/07/2013) [-]
When I first looked at it, I thought that six would be Coke and one would be Coke Zero, and that this was some sick form of Russian Roulette.
#36 to #19 - anon (09/07/2013) [-]
Or some kind of sick form of your school is gay fagbitch
User avatar #42 to #36 - TheHutchie (09/07/2013) [-]
What school?
#30 - hybridxproject (09/07/2013) [-]
#41 to #30 - octaviano (09/07/2013) [-]
Don't **** with this ****** .
#23 - fukyu (09/07/2013) [-]
wow how black do you gotta be to name your kid henessey
User avatar #32 to #23 - sanguinesolitude (09/07/2013) [-]
i was at a store and a dude had named his son courvoisier (i would love to see how he spelled it)
User avatar #39 to #32 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (09/07/2013) [-]
How am I supposed to pronounce that?
User avatar #48 to #39 - sanguinesolitude (09/07/2013) [-]
koor voss eee aye
User avatar #45 - crowd (09/07/2013) [-]
Is it just me or does the coke to the left look tillted?
#46 to #45 - majesticleech (09/07/2013) [-]
The liquid definitely looks to be at an angle. Can't really tell if it's a trick of the light though or whether the benchtop is at a slight angle.
User avatar #53 to #46 - supahsayin ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
probably it's been set down recently in the picture and it's still shaking from the movement
#54 to #53 - majesticleech (09/07/2013) [-]
Ah, now I see

but why did I not notice before?
User avatar #66 - onceknownsober (09/07/2013) [-]
story time.
Not gonna do one of those "green text > stories" so deal with it.

One morning my dad once switched out all our toiletpaper with sandpaper.. After doing my usual taking-a-dump-in-the-morning routine I noticed what he had done. I called him to get some normal paper and all he did was go near the toilet door and said "Son. I wanna play a game"..
User avatar #50 - LovegoodJuggalo (09/07/2013) [-]
What a coincidence, my name's Makers Mark!
User avatar #7 - turkeyslapper ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Ur name is Hennessey? What's your brothers name? Jim beam?
User avatar #14 to #7 - rieskimo (09/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - ttotheroll (09/07/2013) [-]
Fun fact: There's one with coke zero, so it's like russian roulette..
User avatar #6 to #4 - olisaurus (09/07/2013) [-]
I actually like zero more, normal coke is too sweet and makes my teeth feel funny.
User avatar #9 to #6 - commontroll (09/07/2013) [-]
This, especially with the teeth part.
User avatar #12 to #6 - jokerjack (09/07/2013) [-]
I'm kind of of the same opinion. Both high fructose corn syrup and aspartame are pretty much horrible for your body. On the few occasions I drink soda, I might as well choose the one that comes with 0 calories.
#33 to #12 - peridot (09/07/2013) [-]
Aspartame is an artificial sweetener found mainly in diet products, it is in diet coke but not regular coke. The human body has no idea what to do with it, tries to process it like its real sugar and it can't because human systems are equipped to handled most artificial products. So when a human body actually eats real sugar, the system may or may not process the sugar because it wouldn't want to continuously waste valuable energy to process something that may not be process.

Also diet sodas have been attributed to increase risk of heart disease, obesity, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, belly fat, preterm delivery, diabetes type II (its completely ******** to tell diabetics to drink diet soda), and can cause just as much tooth decay as regular sodas.

High fructose corn syrup is something the body can break down, but it takes it a lot longer to do it (three to four days) resulting in it almost always being converted into fat. It can be a big influence in obesity, but usually products that use it don't boast about diet or zero calories.

TL;DR Diet soda is just as bad as regular soda, aspartame is bad, high fructose corn syrup is bad.

Just drink any soda in moderation, don't be fooled by labels that say diet or all-natural. If you have a sweet drink craving, you're better off drinking something with natural sugars.
User avatar #76 to #33 - jokerjack (09/07/2013) [-]
The broscience in here is off the chrats. Please don't try to spread any more nutritional advice. You clearly know nothing. The only part you got right was that soda is bad, so just enjoy it in moderation if you must
User avatar #68 to #12 - qpcugh (09/07/2013) [-]
Good god you guys would HATE Mexican cokes. I drink that **** all the time
User avatar #67 - sinonyx (09/07/2013) [-]
that coke is possessed..
User avatar #61 - joshlol (09/07/2013) [-]
Henessey.. I like it
#37 - iamphoenix (09/07/2013) [-]
Good powder's expensive, man. Don't wanna waste an opportunity.
#15 - slimeywaffles (09/07/2013) [-]
Wish I had cool parents like that
Wish I had cool parents like that
User avatar #43 to #15 - dubslao (09/07/2013) [-]
cool parents that would name you Henessey?
#10 - jackassalope (09/07/2013) [-]
Someone really needs to shim that table.
#72 - ohayougozaimasu (09/07/2013) [-]
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mfw when I do coke
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