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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #11 - deadmanisalive
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What game was the second to last?
#118 to #11 - anon id: c362ff05
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Uhh, Heavy Rain?
#126 to #11 - anon id: cc181cc5
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It's called "Heavy Rain" I think but I could be wrong.
#33 to #11 - srami
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heavy rain
User avatar #12 to #11 - stumphyjr
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Tattle Boads
User avatar #13 to #11 - stumphyjr
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It's actually Heavy Rain
10/10 like Skyrim with JASONS
User avatar #18 to #13 - burndt
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JAYSUN
User avatar #22 to #13 - bitchpleaseshutup
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JASON
User avatar #52 to #13 - commontroll
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JAAAAAASSOOOOOOOOOON!
User avatar #108 to #52 - nyawgga
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SHAUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
User avatar #71 to #52 - thedarkdefender
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Heavy Rain Glitch Just in case you never saw it!
#109 to #71 - countbleck
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#91 to #71 - commontroll
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That's rich.
That's rich.
User avatar #14 to #13 - deadmanisalive
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Thank you, my good man.
User avatar #77 to #13 - waterbottlemanboy
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Man, that story was surprisingly bad. If only it could've had different people that would turn out to be the killer. It's just ONE guy, which makes a lot of the game make no sense. Still some good parts though, I really liked a few parts. Hated how much was cut out that would've made things a lot clearer.
User avatar #82 to #77 - greedtheavaricious
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The game was pretty much perfect in my opinion.
User avatar #138 to #82 - waterbottlemanboy
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It had a lot of great elements to it, some parts were very well done, especially the Agent's, I forgot his name, I think his Character was one of the best, next to Ethan Mars. Ethan was a much better character than a lot of the others, the voice actor though... JAAAYSUUN could've been a lot better. Perhaps I shouldn't have said the story was bad it's just that I was disappointed in the ending, because after everything I had done, it didn't seem to make sense.
User avatar #139 to #138 - greedtheavaricious
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I only know the german version. The voice actors were fitting their characters, though the synchronisation was pretty off at times, especially with the heavy breathing (though I'm pretty damn sure such things as breathing, sneezing, coughing... etc, is never being synchronized for other languages and is always being taken from the original and such)

Only thing that genuinely annoyed me is the blankness of the faces, they could have done that a bit better.

User avatar #140 to #139 - waterbottlemanboy
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Yeah, I think they tried to make Ethan look dead inside, which is why he has that blank look in his eyes, like he's just ****** up so much, that he's pretty much a walking corpse at this point.
User avatar #141 to #140 - greedtheavaricious
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I understand Ethan. His son died (which he probably crushed with his weight in his attempt to save him from the car), his wife left him, he fell into a deep coma and then his last son gets kidnapped. He kinda has the right to feel dead inside.

But I mean more the characters in general. Loved the realistic fighting scenes, though.
User avatar #142 to #141 - waterbottlemanboy
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To be honest, the scene with the P.I. (forgot his name as well) in the Prostitute's apartment was pretty good, but the Agent in the grocery store was good up until a certain point where I just felt it lasted too long, but it redeemed itself in the freezer section. But the junkyard fight was probably the best, that's the scene that got me into the game. And the one with the girl (I'm forgetting everyone's names) and the old guy, was pretty good, I liked it.
User avatar #143 to #142 - greedtheavaricious
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The prostitues name was Lauren, I guess. The fight in the grocery, wasn't that Norman chasing that criminal, after the scene with the religious extremist who wanted to shoot Blake (the other agent)? The junkyard was Norman against that big black butt blaster, and do you mean the old guy who looked like Jigsaw?
User avatar #145 to #143 - waterbottlemanboy
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Yeah, that guy. Wasn't he the guy in the Taxidermist?
#25 - Inoobkillme
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Kill Dimitri and lose Roman or work with Dimitri and lose Kate?
Kill Dimitri and lose Roman or work with Dimitri and lose Kate?
#37 to #25 - anon id: 83d48e91
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"Want to go bowling cousin?"

>Kill Roman,
>Work with Kate,
>Marry Dimitri.

I would kill Roman personally if I could, and save the shooters the trouble.
#61 to #37 - BroadSword
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u wot m8
#130 to #61 - anon id: 83d48e91
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Sorry, I mean:
"I would slap you to death with beeg American teetees (and a gun)."
#131 to #130 - BroadSword
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Thats better
Thats better
User avatar #43 to #25 - iamcraig
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Lose Kate
Family comes first man
User avatar #65 to #25 - thedarkestrogue
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lose kate. Bitch leave anyway if roman dies.
User avatar #75 to #25 - LocoJoe
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Actually the decision was if you kill Dimitri then

SPOILER

Kate is killed by Pegorino in a drive by on you.

If you work with Dimitri then Dimitri hires an assassin to try and kill you but then Roman is shot in the struggle. Kate leaves you for working with him because she is disappointed in your choice. So it's really more like save roman and lose kate or lose both.
User avatar #87 to #25 - machinimax
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Why would you ever kill Roman?
User avatar #103 to #25 - spaceturtlecadet
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Save Roman
He's still family.
User avatar #123 to #25 - shofbalagairo
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Save Roman. Kate is pretty fuvkin uqly anyways
User avatar #27 to #25 - HordeyWordey
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Other way around, m8
User avatar #29 to #27 - Inoobkillme
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Oh really? Damn I have played that game in a long time. Must have forgotten... anyway I found the decision hard as hell cause I liked Kate and she wasn't annoying like Roman but Roman is my "cousin"
User avatar #30 to #29 - Inoobkillme
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*have not played
User avatar #35 to #25 - rivenworlder
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Would you believe this is the only spoiler for GTA4 I've ever seen online? I still need to finish the game too. :/
User avatar #44 to #35 - Inoobkillme
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Don't worry there's plenty of other decisions to make in the game.
User avatar #79 to #25 - loreaux
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I always saved Roman. He may be a bit annoying at time but, hey, it's Niko's cousin! (and bowling partner)
#97 to #25 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account**
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Playing through first time
Kate dies
Niko berserk mode engage
Beat final mission
Get call from unknown number
"Hey Niko, it's Kate"

MFW
User avatar #1 - cowinspace
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Save Megaton.
Kill Ashley. Not even the slightest hesitation, I haven't done a single playthrough where Ashley survives beyond Virmire. Goddamn I hate her character.
Rescue them.
Take the poison. Again, no hesitation. The main character is so annoying that, even knowing he can survive, I will always kill him.
...I ....but ....um .......
#8 to #1 - anon id: e7b6fe22
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I kill Ashley, too. She annoys me, and what makes it worse is that we share a name.
User avatar #9 to #1 - gayboard
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Buttsville. The town has to be named Buttsville.
#104 to #1 - anon id: 8bd7a0f4
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i saved ashley and somehow banged her without knowing this **** was possible
#66 to #1 - IamSofaKingdom
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I always picked Kaiden because he had such a generic character archetype and dialogue (they both did, I guessed that they would both die within the first few missions because of how generic they were, half right I guess) and if Ashley lived I would get to see more booty on my screen and I didn't have to hang around her.
I always picked Kaiden because he had such a generic character archetype and dialogue (they both did, I guessed that they would both die within the first few missions because of how generic they were, half right I guess) and if Ashley lived I would get to see more booty on my screen and I didn't have to hang around her.
User avatar #20 to #1 - psykobear
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Ibutum is an odd name for a town.
User avatar #17 to #1 - kikisu
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I killed Ashley because she just went and shot Wrex, making me redo an entire mako mission to save him.
#67 - highclassbean
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good thing making choices isn't difficult for the steadfast conscious of a space marine
#100 to #67 - happyfatkid
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User avatar #105 to #67 - warzon
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So wait is the red marker means you killed a heretic...and became a heretic?
#111 to #67 - smokingman
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1) Rape
2) Rape
3) Rape
4) Surprise buttsecks
5) Rape
User avatar #73 to #67 - thechosentroll
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I prefer the Slaanesh cultist version - every option's "Bite the pillow. I'm going in dry."
#80 to #73 - scerocks
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#40 - MasterMario
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I remember some friends and I were playing Heavy Rain and when we got to the poison thing we stopped playing and just sat/stood there for 5 straight minutes just thinking about it. It was pretty heavy.

pun somewhat intended
User avatar #84 to #40 - teoferrazzi
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was it also rainy
User avatar #99 to #40 - byodensbeard
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Was playing it at a mate's house got to the end of the game, I was fighting Shelby as that FBI agent and the controller ran out of charge so he died. I still feel somewhat responsible.
User avatar #89 to #40 - octaviano
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I like how the poison actually did nothing at all and was just another test.
#42 to #40 - dcrosby
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that and the kill the guy challenge. i had to pause it and step away to think for a bit. great game but so hard to play
User avatar #81 - spyisspy
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last one is easy, "kill me"
"Are you going to kill me?"
User avatar #19 - oodlesandoodles
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I had a hard time deciding between Kaiden and Ashely because they're both so very irritating and I couldn't decide who I would hate less
User avatar #21 to #19 - mitchr
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I don't mind either of them in ME3.

Kaiden just seems a bit antisocial; Ashley stopped being a bitch.
User avatar #23 to #21 - oodlesandoodles
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Mass Effect 3 was where they annoyed me the most

"I can't trust you. You used to work for Cerberus. Wah Wah Wah. Blah Blah Blah"
#24 to #23 - mitchr
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Eh, I found at least a tiny bit of that understandable. I mean, say you died for two years, then suddenly tada, you're back and working for the nefarious organization that you fought against in the first place. Naturally, there'll be some amount of suspicion.    
   
That, and the Illusive Man isn't above mind controlling Shepard if he could. It was just blind luck and a bad mistake on his part that kept Shepard from being another puppet.
Eh, I found at least a tiny bit of that understandable. I mean, say you died for two years, then suddenly tada, you're back and working for the nefarious organization that you fought against in the first place. Naturally, there'll be some amount of suspicion.

That, and the Illusive Man isn't above mind controlling Shepard if he could. It was just blind luck and a bad mistake on his part that kept Shepard from being another puppet.
User avatar #26 to #24 - oodlesandoodles
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No, if you remember he was the only thing standing between Shepard and a mind control chip. He wanted him/her to be 100% the Shepard he/she was before death. I can understand them being wary of Shepard at first, there's nothing wrong with a little suspicion, but they took it overboard and it surpassed the point of being understandable.
User avatar #28 to #26 - mitchr
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Thus me saying it was a bad decision on his (the Illusive Man's) part. And it really didn't last too long, either; moreover, look at Dr. Eva whatever. A robotic infiltrator that looked perfectly like a human being. It isn't entirely out there to think that they might have had AI that could behave the same as well.

But for the most part, I agree with you. Attribute any extra suspicion to bad writing; can't be perfect, ya know.
User avatar #36 to #19 - BmanX
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I only chose Ashley because I was attempting to woo her and hadn't had sex with her by that point.
User avatar #146 to #19 - kikisu
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Dude ashley was a cunt. She kills Wrex just because she thought she should on that mission. I hadn't exactly decided who I wanted to kill at that point, I wanted to romance garrus anyway, and then she had to do that.
#58 - dandyhandy **User deleted account**
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MFW Heavy rain ref
MFW Heavy rain ref
#98 - alstorp
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You have to atleast try to blow up Megaton. The effect is awesome.
User avatar #129 to #98 - sanguinesolitude
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well that is true. I saved and tried it and giggled maniacly then went back and saved it. There arent many houses in the game, why blow one of the best ones up.
User avatar #2 - bigstick
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I killed burke because I needed to sell all my spoils of war to moira, even though I hate her
Ashley has boobs, ashley lives
Rescue them, rescue for feels and more adamns that you get gifted randomly throughout the game ( you sometime find plasmids or like 600 adam as gifts in gatherers gardens )
Drink poison, always I dont want to spoil more about it
MEGA DRILL ANAL PENETRATOR
User avatar #6 to #2 - lmaopwnt
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Moira survives the nuclear blast, but she was turned into a ghoul and moved to the Museum of History in the mall. (the ghoul city in DC).
User avatar #83 to #2 - deandrummer
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yeah, that extra adam is worth it, you cant buy every plasmid+gene tonic if you dont rescue every one of them