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Long But Good

Women":
In 'luiigii, iii' ifi'
correct?
Mam
Correct
nti
puts 'itifoi' l'' at ' 91,' http, correct?
Mam
Correct
Woman:
inter_ eact _ ngs account ':
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
Man:
Where' s your Ferrari? ,
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User avatar #1 - theblobble (09/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This joke was done before, but with cigarettes. just saiyan
User avatar #8 - rhiaanor ONLINE (09/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Common responses to this,

1.They spent it on increasing their leisure and quality of life

2.(in his defense) his quality of life is improved by doing whatever the **** he wants and drinking beer which he enjoys.
User avatar #41 - commandershit (09/07/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Who the **** spends 5$ for a single beer , what's it made of? Gold?
User avatar #5 - zaboo (09/06/2013) [-]
this joke was so much better when it was about cigarettes
User avatar #59 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I know it's a joke and all, but it's really ******* stupid.
She spent a Ferrari's worth of money into other luxuries
#68 to #59 - vapaus (09/07/2013) [-]
And he spent a Ferrari's worth of money on daily pleasures that let him have a time of happiness every day. It is all a matter of personal taste, pay for quick pleasure for a day or buy a goal someday that will give you juice for longer. Plus, the benefits that come with going out each day and meeting the beer community are involved there.
And he spent a Ferrari's worth of money on daily pleasures that let him have a time of happiness every day. It is all a matter of personal taste, pay for quick pleasure for a day or buy a goal someday that will give you juice for longer. Plus, the benefits that come with going out each day and meeting the beer community are involved there.
#80 - theturtletrolley (09/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Okay two things.
1.What beer costs 5 ******* dollars?
2.Who the **** drinks 3 beers every day for at least 20 years?
#13 - herptyderpies (09/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'm sorry but who the **** buys all their beer in a bar? when I buy my beer, I buy it by the case and in Canada its like $20 for 12
User avatar #110 - dmagen (09/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I heard that joke 3 times from 3 different people in 3 days.
why
#111 to #110 - faelysse (09/07/2013) [-]
Half Life 3 confirmed
User avatar #85 - sackit (09/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>>Find FB joke about smoking
>>Change to beer
>>??????
>>598 free thumbs
#25 - infinitereaper (09/07/2013) [+] (28 replies)
Beer is a waste of 						*******					 money though   
   
Vodka is the way to go.    
   
 You can really save a 						****					 ton of money with common sense. Wear the same pair of shoes for 4 years and you pick up a few things.
Beer is a waste of ******* money though

Vodka is the way to go.

You can really save a **** ton of money with common sense. Wear the same pair of shoes for 4 years and you pick up a few things.
User avatar #26 to #25 - kyrozor ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
If people like beer lets them ******* drink it.

I like Rum, but I don't go around telling everyone that beer is a waste of money and to buy Rum instead because the reality is, preference exists.

Well that and vodka tastes vile. So I'm inclined to disagree.
User avatar #43 - traelos (09/07/2013) [-]
Beer for life > New Ferrari when you're 40
#34 - sexualtyranosaurus (09/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I would honestly much rather drink beer than have a Ferrari.
#23 - MysticTomatoe (09/07/2013) [-]
MFW title
#35 - pikininja (09/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't think I'll ever drink alcohol. It's so expensive and I can spend the money on more important things.  Certainly not Ghirardelli and hummus.
I don't think I'll ever drink alcohol. It's so expensive and I can spend the money on more important things. Certainly not Ghirardelli and hummus.
User avatar #60 to #35 - gabrielcortez ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Getting ********** and being thrown in the drunk tank I'd consider an important life experience.
User avatar #12 - supamonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
I have 90 xbox 360 games. I live in Australia so we shall assume a price of $90; price is between $80-$100 depending on retailers and individual games. Some of these are special editions and some are pre-owned, we shall assume the increase in the price of the special edition is equal in magnitude to the decrease in price of the pre-owned games.
$90x90 = $8100.
Now this is not enough to buy even a cheap new car and where I live (the NT) the second-hand car market is shockingly overpriced due to lack of supply and excess of demand. This'll probably get you something small and decent but 10 years old.
In conclusion, the games are a better investment, I don't have to pay registration costs every six months (assume cost of insurance approximately equals xbox live gold and cost of electric) and no petrol costs makes the xbox games a better investment personally.
I also already have a car so there's also no need for a second one...
#11 - dpnoice (09/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My stepmom always said that if I went to college I could get my dream car. She has a masters degree, so one day I asked her where her car was. She slapped me.
User avatar #24 - soupkittenagain (09/07/2013) [-]
Seen this joke before without the picture in the background.
User avatar #21 - unkownthous (09/07/2013) [-]
I've already seen something like this. All this one is, is just replacing the object money wasted on is beer. The first one was smoking.
User avatar #18 - osamathemamalama (09/07/2013) [-]
Ahh. I remember this one. Always good to be reminded how beer is always good.
User avatar #17 - bloodyjackson (09/07/2013) [-]
Someone actually took the time to type up this joke with beer instead of cigarettes. I need a moment.
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