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Long But Good

Women":
In 'luiigii, iii' ifi'
correct?
Mam
Correct
nti
puts 'itifoi' l'' at ' 91,' http, correct?
Mam
Correct
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Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
Man:
Where' s your Ferrari? ,
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User avatar #8 - rhiaanor ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Common responses to this,

1.They spent it on increasing their leisure and quality of life

2.(in his defense) his quality of life is improved by doing whatever the **** he wants and drinking beer which he enjoys.
#109 to #8 - anon (09/07/2013) [-]
Alcohol destroys your body. By drinking that much beer, your liver will be ruined around 50.
User avatar #123 to #109 - rhiaanor ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Oh man you should tell that to my 75 year old alchoholic since 17 great grandmother.
User avatar #1 - theblobble (09/06/2013) [-]
This joke was done before, but with cigarettes. just saiyan
#2 to #1 - taurusguy (09/06/2013) [-]
And then with something related to women way back
#7 to #1 - headhunternl (09/07/2013) [-]
have this
#69 to #1 - mookiez (09/07/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I know, I hate it when someone makes the same joke, change one little thing, adds some pictures and acts like it is there original joke or oc.
Not saying op made this.
User avatar #41 - commandershit (09/07/2013) [-]
Who the **** spends 5$ for a single beer , what's it made of? Gold?
User avatar #122 to #41 - thanesyrdahl (09/07/2013) [-]
In norway, a beer can cost up to 80 crowns, depending on where you go... Even more at concerts.

That's 13 dollars for you.
User avatar #48 to #41 - sketchE (09/07/2013) [-]
youve never been to a bar
User avatar #50 to #48 - commandershit (09/07/2013) [-]
Well , where I live beer is cheap.

50cents for a beer from a store
2$ for a beer in a bar
around 3$ for a beer on festivals
#75 to #50 - zekest (09/07/2013) [-]
In Czech Rep., 12° 0,5 in a pub costs around 25Czk, wich is 1€. And i dont think czech beer is **** ...
User avatar #78 to #75 - stefanovic (09/07/2013) [-]
Czech beer is awesome! And that's coming from a Belgian
User avatar #89 to #78 - derus (09/07/2013) [-]
exchange zeker?
User avatar #76 to #75 - commandershit (09/07/2013) [-]
the rest of the world does though xD
User avatar #53 to #50 - sketchE (09/07/2013) [-]
that is damn cheep. my friend bought a piture today for 23 bucks at a bar & grill. i also live in alaska where anything natives love is marked up
User avatar #54 to #53 - commandershit (09/07/2013) [-]
Well I live in germany , where everything made in germany is cheap as hell so more people buy it to keep our economy going
User avatar #65 to #54 - gabrielcortez (09/07/2013) [-]
When I was young (under 20, so I couldn't go to Systembolaget (sweden)) we always bought beer from guys who'd gone to Germany to buy beer and brought it back to sell it to us for an inflated price to make a profit.

Some of my friends (when they reached the appropriate age for it) went over to Germany solely for buying tons of beer to drink. One guy came home with like 20 cases of beer.
User avatar #55 to #54 - sketchE (09/07/2013) [-]
makes sense and its better quality. the worst part is the place they went to brews their own beer
User avatar #71 to #41 - simoie (09/07/2013) [-]
In Norway a beer costs around 75-80 kr, that would make 12-13 bucks.
User avatar #72 to #41 - ludislavonac (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, that really is expensive, in my hometown you can get an 0.5L beer bottle for about 2.50$ in a bar, in the store it's about 1$
User avatar #79 to #41 - gitanisme (09/07/2013) [-]
0.50L glass for about 8 bucks here. Belgian beer is ******* expensive but definetely the best.
User avatar #83 to #41 - greedtheavaricious (09/07/2013) [-]
I get a sixpack of beer for five bucks here.. well okay, it is euro, but still.
User avatar #91 to #41 - graphenz (09/07/2013) [-]
sounds about right in Denmark, maybe even 7-9 at expensive places.
#80 - theturtletrolley (09/07/2013) [-]
Okay two things.
1.What beer costs 5 ******* dollars?
2.Who the **** drinks 3 beers every day for at least 20 years?
#107 to #80 - jigsawfoo (09/07/2013) [-]
Well I'M Irish and have lots a friends that do this on a regular basis
#96 to #80 - comradewinter (09/07/2013) [-]
In Norway, you pay closer to 12-15 dollars per pint.
User avatar #99 to #80 - spyisspy (09/07/2013) [-]
comment #85
User avatar #105 to #80 - zombiepipboy (09/07/2013) [-]
Beers are $5.20 at my local
#112 to #80 - darakremen (09/07/2013) [-]
Where I live, you can buy 50 cl beer for 'bout  2,50$ but if you are at a bar or nightclub, its more like 8$
Where I live, you can buy 50 cl beer for 'bout 2,50$ but if you are at a bar or nightclub, its more like 8$
#13 - herptyderpies (09/07/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but who the **** buys all their beer in a bar? when I buy my beer, I buy it by the case and in Canada its like $20 for 12
#14 to #13 - quesocnkane ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
In America it's $20 for 30.   
   
$25 for average beer.   
   
$28-30 for good beer
In America it's $20 for 30.

$25 for average beer.

$28-30 for good beer
User avatar #73 to #14 - FairyGodParents (09/07/2013) [-]
The worst is on tobacco products, a tin of chew costs 25$ here, and only 3$ in the US.
User avatar #16 to #14 - herptyderpies (09/07/2013) [-]
yeah i know, we go to the states to get beer. you can get 30 pbr for $15 at walmart
User avatar #15 to #13 - marksey (09/07/2013) [-]
$20 for the primo beer
User avatar #32 to #13 - kirkbot (09/07/2013) [-]
and where's your ferrary?
#19 to #13 - faithrider (09/07/2013) [-]
mfw as i scrolled over this it showed the preview next to it and it was the same size...
User avatar #5 - zaboo (09/06/2013) [-]
this joke was so much better when it was about cigarettes
User avatar #59 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
I know it's a joke and all, but it's really ******* stupid.
She spent a Ferrari's worth of money into other luxuries
#68 to #59 - vapaus (09/07/2013) [-]
And he spent a Ferrari's worth of money on daily pleasures that let him have a time of happiness every day. It is all a matter of personal taste, pay for quick pleasure for a day or buy a goal someday that will give you juice for longer. Plus, the benefits that come with going out each day and meeting the beer community are involved there.
And he spent a Ferrari's worth of money on daily pleasures that let him have a time of happiness every day. It is all a matter of personal taste, pay for quick pleasure for a day or buy a goal someday that will give you juice for longer. Plus, the benefits that come with going out each day and meeting the beer community are involved there.
User avatar #85 - sackit (09/07/2013) [-]
>>Find FB joke about smoking
>>Change to beer
>>??????
>>598 free thumbs
#104 to #85 - jigsawfoo (09/07/2013) [-]
Actually i have honestly never seen this image before so to me its new and i have also never seen it on the front page or second page or even FB
User avatar #43 - traelos (09/07/2013) [-]
Beer for life > New Ferrari when you're 40
#23 - MysticTomatoe (09/07/2013) [-]
MFW title
User avatar #12 - supamonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
I have 90 xbox 360 games. I live in Australia so we shall assume a price of $90; price is between $80-$100 depending on retailers and individual games. Some of these are special editions and some are pre-owned, we shall assume the increase in the price of the special edition is equal in magnitude to the decrease in price of the pre-owned games.
$90x90 = $8100.
Now this is not enough to buy even a cheap new car and where I live (the NT) the second-hand car market is shockingly overpriced due to lack of supply and excess of demand. This'll probably get you something small and decent but 10 years old.
In conclusion, the games are a better investment, I don't have to pay registration costs every six months (assume cost of insurance approximately equals xbox live gold and cost of electric) and no petrol costs makes the xbox games a better investment personally.
I also already have a car so there's also no need for a second one...
#11 - dpnoice (09/07/2013) [-]
My stepmom always said that if I went to college I could get my dream car. She has a masters degree, so one day I asked her where her car was. She slapped me.
User avatar #92 to #11 - motherduck (09/07/2013) [-]
I dont get it
User avatar #113 to #92 - iridium ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
She spent her dream car money on him.
#34 - sexualtyranosaurus (09/07/2013) [-]
I would honestly much rather drink beer than have a Ferrari.
#36 to #34 - anon (09/07/2013) [-]
ferrari takes 20L/100km, if you have that kind of car, i doubt you want to drive economily.
Spare parts make up to 1/10 of cars price.
So stick with beer.
#40 to #36 - sexualtyranosaurus (09/07/2013) [-]
Even if drinking beer was twice as expensive as a Ferrari I would pick beer
#116 - zzzanzitron (09/07/2013) [-]
alcoholic beverage are scarce and more expensive than gold in this islamic majority place   
i wish i can make alcoholic stuff myself
alcoholic beverage are scarce and more expensive than gold in this islamic majority place
i wish i can make alcoholic stuff myself
User avatar #110 - dmagen (09/07/2013) [-]
I heard that joke 3 times from 3 different people in 3 days.
why
#111 to #110 - faelysse (09/07/2013) [-]
Half Life 3 confirmed
User avatar #88 - opodoromo (09/07/2013) [-]
Sure when you calculate with over ten times the price everything you do will make you poor.
User avatar #84 - robertolee (09/07/2013) [-]
But the petrol costs and insurance. Through the ******* roof, he would have to give up drinking forever. Not worth it.
User avatar #77 - carthos (09/07/2013) [-]
I think women spend WAAY more money on clothes and shoes in 2 years than men could on beer
User avatar #42 - Kairyuka (09/07/2013) [-]
I don't want either beers or ferraris.
#35 - pikininja (09/07/2013) [-]
I don't think I'll ever drink alcohol. It's so expensive and I can spend the money on more important things.  Certainly not Ghirardelli and hummus.
I don't think I'll ever drink alcohol. It's so expensive and I can spend the money on more important things. Certainly not Ghirardelli and hummus.
User avatar #44 to #35 - sadistikal (09/07/2013) [-]
Never met an interesting person who didn't drink.
User avatar #49 to #35 - sketchE (09/07/2013) [-]
my suggestion is mixed drinks. personal favorite jameson ginger ale. 7 and 7 is also pretty good. i dont like the taste of alcohol either. beer just doesnt taste good and i cant do a shot anymore without my body trying to reject it
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User avatar #60 to #35 - gabrielcortez (09/07/2013) [-]
Getting ********** and being thrown in the drunk tank I'd consider an important life experience.
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