Bushes.. . My exaust sneezed and I said “bless you" now staring at the bushes confused wandering who said that. Last time I heard a bush talk to me, it told me to go save the isrealites...
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#26 - wildemu (09/07/2013) [-]
Last time I heard a bush talk to me, it told me to go save the isrealites...
User avatar #45 to #26 - danster (09/07/2013) [-]
How did that go? Major success and then sex?
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User avatar #12 - pedobearrocks ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Garen is that you?
#1 - thesaurus (09/06/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro
#47 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #55 to #47 - raigen (09/07/2013) [-]
Overly attatched boyfriend anyone?
User avatar #59 to #55 - sunskrythewolfie (09/07/2013) [-]
Implying that they are dating already.

So, it should be more like Overly attached Someone
User avatar #60 to #59 - raigen (09/07/2013) [-]
True... Overly attatched stalker.
User avatar #61 to #60 - sunskrythewolfie (09/07/2013) [-]
Overly attached Loner
User avatar #62 to #61 - raigen (09/07/2013) [-]
that works.
#63 to #62 - sunskrythewolfie (09/07/2013) [-]
**** , I'm bad at these...
#51 - josieabby (09/07/2013) [-]
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#33 - falconxmard (09/07/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random comment #12 posted by Sunset at Thanks Obama! ** :

What I accidentally said when my ex sneezed
#46 to #33 - deemetaldragon (09/07/2013) [-]
**deemetaldragon rolled a random comment #6040915 posted by scodicam at Admin's personal trolling board. ** :okay I won't be a faggot anymore phanact   
I'm just messing around, it's all boredom. 
 What I said
**deemetaldragon rolled a random comment #6040915 posted by scodicam at Admin's personal trolling board. ** :
okay I won't be a faggot anymore phanact
I'm just messing around, it's all boredom.
What I said
#3 - renegadesparks **User deleted account** (09/06/2013) [-]
So this is what Garen is like after the breakup with Katarina, should have guessed
#30 - bdowns (09/07/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #3726820 at Friendly **
#39 to #30 - lordfuckerslives (09/07/2013) [-]
**** Yeah Dark Souls.
#41 to #39 - yuukoku (09/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 - OoJesusoO (09/06/2013) [-]
I read "blushes".

User avatar #37 - binomancha (09/07/2013) [-]
go home light bulb your drunk!
User avatar #40 to #37 - yuukoku (09/07/2013) [-]
I thought it was his car that was drunk.
User avatar #44 to #37 - deviousdanish ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
For me, this stopped being funny a long time ago.
#68 - arreatface ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Rape her if she facechecks the bush.
Rape her if she facechecks the bush.
User avatar #4 - gilliam (09/06/2013) [-]
Yes because it's completely abnormal to say to a random stranger "bless you" out of kindness, so leave alone a person you where in a relationship with.
#50 to #4 - spanishninja ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
well, that sounded so ******* girlish.
are you a girl?
no, because there are no girls on the internet.
then you are a faggot.
period.
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User avatar #10 to #4 - huszti (09/06/2013) [-]
actually, it is so rare that someone is kind to a random stranger that it is kinda abnormal.
i ******* hate today's society
#16 to #10 - budva (09/06/2013) [-]
if you went out into the real world and didn't spend your life on the computer you would know what you said is entirely false yorkshire airlines (funny)
User avatar #18 to #16 - marohawk (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah but the "real" world doesn't give you green thumbs.
#20 to #18 - budva (09/06/2013) [-]
because you actually care about thumbs
User avatar #22 to #20 - marohawk (09/06/2013) [-]
Maybe I do, I cared enough to give you one.
User avatar #29 to #4 - smartyben **User deleted account** (09/07/2013) [-]
its because he was stalking his ex and she sneezed and he accideltaly said "bless you"
#48 to #4 - wilfredfanforever (09/07/2013) [-]
It's like you're not even trying to understand.
It's like you're not even trying to understand.
#36 to #4 - trifection (09/07/2013) [-]
When he posted his comment...
When he posted his comment...
#14 to #4 - ddylann (09/06/2013) [-]
the implication was that he was hiding in the bushes spying
#27 to #4 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
You have a nice blue account there.   
   
Too bad you're retarded.
You have a nice blue account there.

Too bad you're retarded.
#17 to #4 - MasterManiac ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #11 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (09/06/2013) [-]
Kony 20121020202201020102 omg !
#5 to #4 - wheredahoodat (09/06/2013) [-]
He's stalking her, hiding in the bushes...
User avatar #35 to #5 - peacerocker (09/07/2013) [-]
OOHHHHH!!!! now I get it! thank you stranger!
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#25 to #23 - yisumad ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
You. I like you.
You. I like you.
User avatar #6 to #5 - gilliam (09/06/2013) [-]
Huh, that IS completely abnormal.
#7 to #6 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
Why are you talking so much louder than everyone else?
User avatar #8 to #7 - gilliam (09/06/2013) [-]
I am simply of large stature and have bigger lungs, giving more force to my verbal expressions.

Have a nice day.
#54 to #8 - Ruby Demon (09/07/2013) [-]
"I'm sorry, but I'm the biggest person here! Got that?"
User avatar #67 to #8 - zaxzwim (09/07/2013) [-]
anyone else read this like he was yelling? because i sure as hell did.
#9 to #6 - Funnyjunksucksnow (09/06/2013) [-]
Do you completely lack a sense of humor? What are you doing on this site? I hope you at least realize about 80% of the internet is filled with fake and made up ******** .
User avatar #34 to #5 - comd (09/07/2013) [-]
i feel stupid now
User avatar #56 - raigen (09/07/2013) [-]
My exaust sneezed and I said “bless you"
now staring at the bushes confused wandering
who said that

I'm trying to form a witty response to this but I can't think of anything...
Nope, no carlos puns here, just legit stumped...
#57 to #56 - flixoe (09/07/2013) [-]
I'm so bushed I can't come up with a good comeback...
#58 to #57 - raigen (09/07/2013) [-]
Thanks, take this in return for the laugh.
#52 - funderfulthousand (09/07/2013) [-]
The description made me giggle a little
#31 - anon (09/07/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk community is on its period again, red thumbs all around.
#2 - ddrwannabe (09/06/2013) [-]
It took me a few times to read that to understand what that meant. I must be tired.
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