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#2 - tittylovin
Reply +442
(09/06/2013) [-]
I don't get colleges like that.
"You're old enough to smoke, go to war, sign your life away in debt and pick a career for the rest of your life, but your minds are still incapable of being around the other gender."
#119 to #2 - forszhen
Reply -6
(09/07/2013) [-]
It's actually so a girl doesn't become roommates with a potential rapist.
#124 to #119 - tittylovin
Reply +6
(09/07/2013) [-]
Non co-ed is fine.
Totally banning the other gender is a bit extreme.
The more YOU know, bitch.
#224 to #124 - forszhen
Reply -1
(09/07/2013) [-]
Easy there you sensitive bitch. I'm just saying why colleges don't allow it.
#20 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
This doesn't apply to everyone, but there are some people which I am worried about.
#27 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
In fairness, you can quit smoking, declare bankruptcy, and switch careers. Nothing is a bigger responsibility than parenthood, and nothing is more permanent than some STDs.
#50 to #27 - cresel
Reply +45
(09/06/2013) [-]
im kinda sure death is more permanent than anything
#61 to #50 - dbBlues
Reply +61
(09/06/2013) [-]
Hey.
#88 to #27 - tittylovin
Reply +11
(09/07/2013) [-]
This is true, but it doesn't change the fact adults are still being treated like children.
Just because some people cannot into condom doesn't mean everyone should get punished and treated as incompetent.
#206 to #88 - tittysugar
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
Unfortunately we live in a hive mind country where if one does something, then surely everyone is bound to do the same mistake. It's a world far from reality but the hive mind has taken it as truth.
#207 to #206 - tittylovin
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
I think what you're saying is ******** (Most people are vastly different from each other in at least one area), but I feel like our usernames make us brothers of Funnyjunk.
"There go them titty brothers again, always getting people riled up"
#208 to #207 - tittysugar
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
OK, you agree with me. I'm saying society is ******** and expects the same from everyone based on ones actions, but in truth most people tend to be good people in society. Yes brother, we shall start the titty clan and reign hell on the world with our inbred titty spawn.
#211 to #208 - tittylovin
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
Ah, you were using sarcasm, I get it.
titty clan 4 lyf
#212 to #211 - tittysugar
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
Once again the lack of a sarcasm font has lead to confusion on the internet, tis a damn shame.
#213 to #212 - tittylovin
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
I thought italics would work, but I can't tell a difference.
#214 to #213 - tittysugar
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
Then I look like I'm trying to stress the whole sentence, but it'll be sarcasm. So it'll be stressful sarcasm and I'll have deviated from the whole point of the sarcasm leaving me stressed and confused. Seems counter productive if you ask me.
Then I look like I'm trying to stress the whole sentence, but it'll be sarcasm. So it'll be stressful sarcasm and I'll have deviated from the whole point of the sarcasm leaving me stressed and confused. Seems counter productive if you ask me.
#217 to #214 - tittylovin
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
**** son you just broke my brain
#45 to #27 - partnerintroll
Reply +5
(09/06/2013) [-]
bankruptcy doesnt rid student loans, which is what i think he was going for here
#220 to #27 - anon
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
It's still not their place to do anything about it. Condoms solve both them problems
#28 to #2 - rdobet
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
Honestly at my college, it didnt even matter. Sure we were separated and unable to get in technically, but all you have to do is swipe them in and you're good.You didn't even have to be secret about it.
#36 to #2 - vivapinatapro
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
It's probably a private school. The majority of major private universities like Duke and Notre Dame have religious affiliations, and don't want college kids rubbing up on each other in their residential areas. Which is fair, because again, it's their prerogative.
#39 to #2 - IamSofaKingdom
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
Colleges that do this tell you upfront and you sign a contract with the school that you agree to their rules and restrictions. It is perfectly ok to disagree with them but if you do, it is as simple as not going to that school. This would be more for the parent's piece of mind, particularly those paying the whole tuition of said student.
#91 to #2 - psychopsychedelic
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
Because our minds ARE still incapable of begin around the other gender.
#151 to #2 - jakuhlope
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
Because college age men like to speak softly and rape rape rape I guess.
#165 to #2 - hawaiianhappysauce
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
It's probably a religious school. My cousin went to St. Johns College, all female, no men are allowed in the dorms.
#189 to #2 - engstu
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
because if you get some one pregnant or get pregnant yourself then you are more likely to drop out and then they wont get tuition money
#190 to #189 - tittylovin
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
You're missing the point.
#191 to #190 - engstu
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
how? colleges want money, they are a business, therefore they will try to get as much money as they can even if it means making students behave a certain way
#193 to #191 - tittylovin
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
The point is that college shouldn't be highschool 2.0
It's not their job to be money-grubbing rulemakers.
They shouldn't have rules like that at all that limit the students.
The same students that pay the faculty salaries.

College is supposed to be an all around learning experience, official classes as well as a social experience. Treating adults like children is only going to make them feel untrusted and more likely to **** up.
#194 to #193 - engstu
Reply -1
(09/07/2013) [-]
I realise its a horrible state that tertiary education is in today but thats the way it is currently and people should realise it and make enrolement choices accordingly. College is supposed to be about learning and responsibility many other things but if people enrol and go there thinking that thats the way its going to be then they are going to have a bad time
#195 to #194 - tittylovin
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
Again, you're missing the point. I know it's like that, that's why I'm bitching.
I wish it wasn't like it is.
#196 to #195 - engstu
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
Will you stop saying I'm missing the point. I get what you're saying and I realise you are annoyed by the education situation and I am as well.
#197 to #196 - tittylovin
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
Whatever man
you're missing the point
#198 to #197 - engstu
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
Bloody hell. Do you turn every discussion into a fight? Do you require conflict as nourishment or something?
#223 to #198 - agonix
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
#204 to #198 - anon
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
Cannot into point
#199 to #198 - tittylovin
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
Dude, you're missing the point.
I'm not trying to start an E-fite or anything, you just keep going off in tirades tangential to what I'm saying.
In case the point I'm trying to make is somehow missed by you, just let me know and I'll explain it.
#67 to #2 - rhiaanor
Reply +2
(09/06/2013) [-]
I think its because its a distraction. Not only to yourself, which they don't give a damn about, but to others I mean. There is nothing more distracting than your buddy across the way moaning along with whoever he is with. I still think its kind of silly though, just don't have ****** ass walls and doors
#105 to #2 - iridium ONLINE
Reply +2
(09/07/2013) [-]
Plus, its not like there aren't gay dudes doing it anyway.

Is it some kind of sin to have a friend of the opposite sex?
#146 to #2 - bummerdrummer
Reply +2
(09/07/2013) [-]
Welcome to America, where everything's made up and age doesnt matter
#11 to #2 - toadkillerdog
Reply +86
(09/06/2013) [-]
because the US thinks that sex is the worst possible thing that can ever ******* happen...
#51 - cresel
Reply +195
(09/06/2013) [-]
so homosexuals can **** all they want but straight couples cant huh solid logic
#63 to #51 - heartlessrobot
Reply +2
(09/06/2013) [-]
I don't see a problem.
#90 to #51 - germed
Reply +13
(09/07/2013) [-]
A gay couple can't get pregnant and ruin their career.
#99 to #90 - laspussy
Reply +2
(09/07/2013) [-]
so if a man changed his sex into that of a woman and kept the penis and also associates himself as a woman decides to date a women. Does that make it gay or straight?
#102 to #99 - germed
Reply +3
(09/07/2013) [-]
If you have a penis you're a man, even if you consider yourself a woman. Gender is Biology, not a choice.
Even then, if you're a transexual and get your penis removed then I guess that makes you a half woman? I have no idea. Though I guess a Shemale having sex with a guy is gay, but wouldn't that make a shemale having sex with a woman lesbian sex with a penis?
And then there's buck angel, the saucy minx, I don't even know what my opinion is on him/her.
#54 to #51 - albertjester
Reply +16
(09/06/2013) [-]
a good point.
#3 - flyslasher
Reply +195
(09/06/2013) [-]
I'm going to a University of California this year, and at Freshman Orientation parents were horrified to learn that the university wouldn't be babysitting their children.
#5 to #3 - joshlol
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
I'm so jelly of people that get to live in California, I hope you never take it for granted.
#10 to #5 - syrenthra ONLINE
Reply +2
(09/06/2013) [-]
I'm in Pennsylvania and our dorms are co-ed, like boy-girl-boy-girl order with the rooms so
#13 to #10 - fireprincess
Reply +1
(09/06/2013) [-]
What school?
#16 to #13 - syrenthra ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/06/2013) [-]
Shippensburg
#104 to #10 - thinegame
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
PA represent
#12 to #10 - fireprincess
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#29 to #3 - TheEpitomeOfEpic
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
What university?
#228 to #29 - flyslasher
Reply 0
(08/17/2014) [-]
Santa Barbara LOL BELATED RESPONSE
#66 to #3 - andygirl
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
i go to a UC and not a single **** is given... well maybe by the students... if you know what i mean ;P

but yea they treat us like adults
#79 to #66 - jacksipian
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
whats a UC?
#92 to #79 - razorhawkzor
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
University of California. I think there's like 10 of them but don't know the full list.
#200 to #92 - Blackspeed ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
There's UC Irvine, UCLA, UC San Diego, UC Santa Brabara, UC Davis, UC Berkeley, UC Merced, UC Riverside, UC Santa Cruz, and UC San Francisco.
Everything I've found is that the UC's are generally liberal, with the exception of UCSD (UC Socially Dead) and UCI (My school). While the rest aren't hippyvilles -exception: Berkeley- they're all co-ed.


pic related because UCI's mascot is the anteater *zot*
#202 to #200 - Trouncer
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
Cool, a fellow anteater. *zot*
#209 to #202 - andygirl
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
same here!
#210 to #200 - andygirl
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
i feel that UCI is pretty liberal in the case of the whole co-ed thing
we might have just had different expereinces
#94 to #92 - jacksipian
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
oh ok
#75 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
nobody gives ****...
#14 - nimba
Reply +33
(09/06/2013) [-]
how do you guys ****
#185 to #14 - Apes
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
OP doesn't need to leave the dorm to ****.
#31 to #14 - bldcerealkiller
Reply +1
(09/06/2013) [-]
the guy outside and she could just put her ass out of that window
#74 to #14 - WitchKingTroll ONLINE
Reply +6
(09/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#17 to #14 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
Reply +169
(09/06/2013) [-]
Outside, obviously
#1 - matjes
Reply +95
(09/06/2013) [-]
#15 to #1 - viscerys
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
There's a second trail in that speech bubble. Where does it lead?
#125 to #15 - stripey ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
It's from a comic about fanfictions
#222 to #125 - viscerys
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
Ah.
#42 - ManInKilt
Reply -63
(09/06/2013) [-]
How bout don't be a pussy and do it anyway?
#43 to #42 - Hreidmar ONLINE
Reply +13
(09/06/2013) [-]
Following rules =/= being a pussy.
#44 to #43 - ManInKilt
Reply -21
(09/06/2013) [-]
this=/=that
#123 to #44 - JudasLitl
Reply +4
(09/07/2013) [-]
this is how smart you look right now
#48 to #42 - lordaurion
Reply +86
(09/06/2013) [-]
>suspension
>expulsion
>fines
>loss of financial aid
Totally worth not just sitting outside.
#183 to #48 - anon
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
But who the **** is going to check at night if every room is occupied by the right sex?
#186 to #183 - lordaurion
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
The RA or whatever they're called.
#121 - bdowns
Reply +58
(09/07/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at I'd like that a lot **
#126 to #121 - raigen
Reply +3
(09/07/2013) [-]
Nice roll.
#127 to #126 - roll
Reply +16
(09/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#128 to #127 - raigen
Reply +4
(09/07/2013) [-]
Oh...Sorry... Forgot you existed.
#129 to #128 - roll
Reply +6
(09/07/2013) [-]
So does everyone else
#130 to #129 - raigen
Reply +2
(09/07/2013) [-]
Y u do dis? You made me feel like an asshole...
Y u do dis? You made me feel like an asshole...
#131 to #130 - roll
Reply +2
(09/07/2013) [-]
im srry
u actually seem really nice
#132 to #131 - raigen
Reply +2
(09/07/2013) [-]
Majority of the time I am.
Majority of the time I am.
#133 to #132 - roll
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
Well that's gud.
Well that's gud.
#134 to #133 - raigen
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
Are you trying to arouse me?
#155 to #134 - deergod **User deleted account**
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#157 to #155 - roll
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
MY HERO
#156 to #155 - raigen
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
K.
#135 to #134 - roll
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
No. I just randomly picked that.
No. I just randomly picked that.
#136 to #135 - raigen
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
#137 to #136 - roll
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
do you want to be aroused?   
   
   
yey rammus
do you want to be aroused?


yey rammus
#138 to #137 - raigen
Reply +3
(09/07/2013) [-]
Nah i'm fine... also goddammit that's adorable... My heart's weakness is adorable...
#139 to #138 - roll
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
:3
:3
#140 to #139 - raigen
Reply +3
(09/07/2013) [-]
Picture/gif you've been waiting to have relevance thread yay!
Picture/gif you've been waiting to have relevance thread yay!
#159 to #140 - kiermatv
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
guys, I need help, I was watching this for half an hour straight
#179 to #159 - piesank
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
I'm stil watching!
#160 to #159 - raigen
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
because noone's seen anyone ever beat snake like that.
#141 to #140 - roll
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#142 to #141 - raigen
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
That's gonna be a tough one to find relevance for, good luck.
#143 to #142 - roll
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
Thanks
#178 to #143 - piesank
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
pic related
#162 to #133 - rdnyan
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
Stahp giving the sexy gifs.
It's 6am, I'm too tired to do it...
#163 to #162 - roll
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
wat
#164 to #163 - rdnyan
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
was that hard to guess? o:
#166 to #164 - roll
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
no
just
y did u evn reply

where did u cumfrom
#167 to #166 - rdnyan
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
exactly from the cum, to start with.
#168 to #167 - roll
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
ill cum wif starts
#169 to #168 - rdnyan
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
sexy yo.

why are you being mean to me :c
#170 to #169 - roll
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
aww
i didnt mean to be mean

im sry
#171 to #170 - rdnyan
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
no problem, it's healed, you said sorry :3
#172 to #171 - roll
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
gud

i lov u
#173 to #172 - rdnyan
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
das gud :3
but honey
i go sleep, 6 hours of dota hardcarry role gave me headache
#174 to #173 - roll
0
(09/07/2013) [-]
wait
y u even reply
#180 to #127 - sunskrythewolfie
Reply +3
(09/07/2013) [-]
Well, its kinda your fault for naming yourself something like that.
Well, its kinda your fault for naming yourself something like that.
#181 to #180 - roll
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
I made this account before mentions

can u not
#182 to #181 - sunskrythewolfie
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
then i guess you're destined to be ***********.
#187 to #182 - roll
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#150 to #121 - priestoftheoldones
Reply +4
(09/07/2013) [-]
Nice
Nice
#4 - mastersaturday
Reply +42
(09/06/2013) [-]
That's sweet, but honestly I think they should just break the rule and go inside. Who really cares.
#53 to #4 - zerith
Reply +1
(09/06/2013) [-]
Nah, I'd rather be safe than sorry.
#87 to #4 - elcreepo
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
Depending on the college, the person in charge of the dorm, who is usually some old ass lady with a stick up her ass about everything.

My brother made the mistake of going to a university with elderly woman as dorm wardens and got screamed at for a good half an hour for having music on his laptop at 30, loud enough to be heard only if you stood a couple feet away.
#6 to #4 - roliga
Reply +16
(09/06/2013) [-]
Then the dorm CO comes by for a random check, finds her, they both get kicked out of their dorms. That's who cares.
#7 to #6 - mastersaturday
Reply +4
(09/06/2013) [-]
Well, how often does that happen? And I highly doubt that they would be kicked out of their dorms for one offense of that rule.
#8 to #7 - roliga
Reply +11
(09/06/2013) [-]
Have you ever lived in a dorm before?
#19 to #8 - arkytior
Reply +8
(09/06/2013) [-]
maybe he lived in a more free dorm.

I lived in such a dorm last year, visitors had to leave their ID with the CO, no boys in girls' dorms and vice versa

This year I'm going to the dorm where you can have 20 people in your room (if you can fit them in) and noone cares
#9 to #8 - mastersaturday
Reply +1
(09/06/2013) [-]
Uh, yeah. We never had any random checks to begin with. But then again, we also didn't have this ******** rule. Unless this guy goes to a Catholic university, I don't see the harm.
#103 to #6 - supamonkey
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
Get her to wear a fake moustache.
#25 - selma
Reply +36
(09/06/2013) [-]
i wish i had a person
#68 to #25 - infinitereaper
Reply +1
(09/06/2013) [-]
duct tape
#34 to #25 - kaboomz
Reply +4
(09/06/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#37 to #25 - manicekman
Reply +12
(09/06/2013) [-]
Stupid Abraham Lincoln has forbidden that.
#106 - ForNarniaaa
Reply +16
(09/07/2013) [-]
But then there are colleges with co-ed dorms.
#107 to #106 - ForNarniaaa
Reply +17
(09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, they're pretty awesome.
#108 to #107 - noideawhatimdoing
Reply +30
(09/07/2013) [-]
you literally just answered yourself...
you literally just answered yourself...
#109 to #108 - kaslin
Reply +15
(09/07/2013) [-]
But who thumbed them up?
But who thumbed them up?
#111 to #109 - departed
Reply +4
(09/07/2013) [-]
Press the question mark.
#110 to #109 - noideawhatimdoing
Reply +1
(09/07/2013) [-]
look at the ? beside their thumb count -- answer is DairyCow
#113 to #110 - kaslin
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
What the **** is this ****? How useful...
Also, what a fag.
I couldn't find a gif so heres a youtube video instead.
Cuddle?
#114 to #107 - rplix
Reply +8
(09/07/2013) [-]
Must be fun talking to yourself.