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#11 - benjah (09/07/2013) [-]
i disagree
User avatar #60 to #11 - traelos (09/07/2013) [-]
That's just something women say to make themselves feel better.
#6 - chrisfloyd (09/06/2013) [-]
Turning away love for facial hair?   
That's so metal.
Turning away love for facial hair?

That's so metal.
#97 to #6 - pappysmurf (09/07/2013) [-]
That is my favorite facial hair gif!
That is my favorite facial hair gif!
#1 - lezbeyan (09/06/2013) [-]
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#10 - heartlessrobot (09/06/2013) [-]
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I can't grow any decent facial hair so I prefer to go smooth.
#31 to #10 - fapless (09/07/2013) [-]
BUt how old are you? Maybe you still have a chance!
User avatar #114 to #31 - heartlessrobot (09/07/2013) [-]
Genetics on both sides say I won't grow decent facial hair.
#7 - vladstronsy (09/06/2013) [-]
The real question is, who would make them shave it? Good lord, beards like that are to be treasured.
#79 - PenguinsOfMars ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
**PenguinsOfMars rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at How to tell who your real mom is ** mfw i can't grow a beard
#82 to #79 - idntnoausername (09/07/2013) [-]
**idntnoausername rolls 055**

nice roll man
#21 - senseofpurpose (09/07/2013) [-]
if he didn't have those green eyes and the cheekbones everyone would be like "ewww ******* disgusting"
#43 - weefee (09/07/2013) [-]
Beards are very aladeen
#41 - weefee (09/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - mdmclean **User deleted account** (09/06/2013) [-]
I want his hair
I want his beard
I want his jumper
I want the beauties he has begging at his feet
#24 - legayunicorn (09/07/2013) [-]
I have no idea why so many women dislike beards.

I mean, unless men just can't keep them from looking like dirty bird nests, I don't see the problem with them.
#54 to #24 - lolollo ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
As put by various women I've asked that very question to:

"They're scratchy"
"They scratch when we want to make out."
"I can feel it while we're cuddling."
and my favorite...
"It scratches when you're eating me out."
#17 - theseventhalias (09/07/2013) [-]
Here is a handy facial hair chart
#19 to #17 - dedaluminus (09/07/2013) [-]
I think I clock in at sea captain. I'm ok with that
#37 to #17 - newforomador (09/07/2013) [-]
Here's another.
#73 - gidvid (09/07/2013) [-]
I shaved for my grandma's funeral.

Guess I didn't deserve her after all.
#88 to #73 - anon (09/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #92 to #73 - thegrayfox (09/07/2013) [-]
In my country, it's a custom to not shave for 40 days, after a family member dies.
User avatar #103 to #92 - puggles (09/07/2013) [-]
which country?
User avatar #106 to #103 - thegrayfox (09/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #109 to #106 - puggles (09/07/2013) [-]
so is it a country wide custom or a custom of a subset of the country?
User avatar #110 to #109 - thegrayfox (09/07/2013) [-]
Well, of course you have people who don't follow customs, but it's pretty much country-wide with a small exception in the north.
User avatar #111 to #110 - puggles (09/07/2013) [-]
thanks for the info.
#76 to #73 - tallzed (09/07/2013) [-]
So how about that fma?
User avatar #86 - ttubkcid (09/07/2013) [-]
But what kind of woman wouldn't want a guy with such a majestic beard?
#58 - alseides (09/07/2013) [-]
**alseides rolled a random image posted in comment #3744070 at Friendly ** mfw i cant relate to the post cuz i cant grow a beard
User avatar #61 to #58 - demonican (09/07/2013) [-]
So you're gay? xD
#66 to #61 - sirfapaton (09/07/2013) [-]
Being gay has nothing to do with it. Some people just don't have good genes for it or they have too many scars on their faces which hinders the beard growing.

Also, stop using xD faggot.
User avatar #113 to #66 - demonican (09/07/2013) [-]
What's wrong with "xD" ?
User avatar #95 to #66 - alhemicar (09/07/2013) [-]
I think he was referring to the picture he rolled, 'tard.
User avatar #96 to #95 - sirfapaton (09/07/2013) [-]
It could be possible.
User avatar #112 to #95 - demonican (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah referred to the pic and i wasn't really that serious either
User avatar #51 - pikininja (09/07/2013) [-]
I personally don't like facial hair unless it's very light (like stubbly or something). Of course men have every right to look however they want, and if my boyfriend wanted to grow a beard I wouldn't stop him, but I just don't think it's attractive.
#26 - JudasLitl (09/07/2013) [-]
he got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
User avatar #101 to #26 - cazabrow (09/07/2013) [-]
That's still a **** ton of problems..
User avatar #14 - thepastryistrue (09/07/2013) [-]
Seriously? Is no one pissed of by this "sacrfices"?
User avatar #16 to #14 - godoftheanons (09/07/2013) [-]
#53 - lolollo ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
No, what you're saying is that you're not man enough to sacrifice the one thing you believe differentiates you from who you deem as "not men" for a woman, where it's fairly unanimous that sacrificing something personal for the sake of a woman is considered the single manliest act a man can do. This is because, as a man, you're comfortable enough with your masculinity to be able to give up the one thing society believes makes you a man...because the truth is you're so masculine that society is wrong, you don't NEED the beard to be manly.

No, my good sir, you are wrong. The correct phrase is "He who REFUSES to sacrifice his beard for a woman deserves neither."
User avatar #28 - adrianking (09/07/2013) [-]
Seriously, what is up with the beard worship. It's keratin sticking through skin, is it really worth all the salivating this site does for it?
#72 to #28 - anon (09/07/2013) [-]
Have you ever seen Freddie Mercury without a moustache. No? Look it up. Doesn't look to good, does it?
User avatar #89 to #72 - germed (09/07/2013) [-]
Same with Serj Tankian, some men are made by their beards.
User avatar #56 to #28 - commontroll (09/07/2013) [-]
Not to mention, most girls I know don't like beards because of the scratchiness.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Crusader (09/07/2013) [-]
That's the difference, you are talking about girls.

Whereas we are talking about women.
User avatar #59 to #57 - commontroll (09/07/2013) [-]
Alright, females. Whiskers are the same density and strength as copper, imagine copper wool all over somebody's face when they try kissing you? And then there's the fact that pubic lice can grow in a beard.

Now, I'm not saying beards suck, just that they're pretty over hyped. People worship what they can't have, and now we worship all things "manly."
User avatar #62 to #59 - Crusader (09/07/2013) [-]
Well, no, there is a difference, as in beards are hair, not metal.
Not to mention that any sort of lice or flea can live in any sort of hair, so having a beard is no dirtier in that sense than having a full head of hair.

That being said, we don't worship the beard, and admiration of the beard is nothing new, it's commonly seen as a "manly" trait because of one reason.
Manly men are larger, like physically they tend to be larger, it's unlikely that there will be a ridiculously skinny manly man, it's jsut they way our culture works.
Women are more attracted to larger men because that implies that they are able to take care of a spouse and family as well, hence why a lot of men are attracted to large breasts and wide hips.

But that's a whole 'nother topic and discussion.

Getting back on point, one of the downsides of being large in any sense, is that you get a baby face, you get fat build up around the cheeks, you get fat beneath the chin, etc.
A beard helps cover that, or at least helps create a defined line/contrast in those areas, not commonly found in men.

I'm not saying that beards are for fat people, but generally if you see a man with facial hair, compared to no facial hair, the facial hair helps create a contrast to his face that shows, I don't want to say distiguishability, because that's not a word, but you know what I mean.
But for the most part it's to create a contrast, to create something where there was nothing before.

As for why we like facial hair to begin with, I'm willing to bet that it has to do with why women prefer larger men, because it shows that you are healthy enough to grow one, and if it is a groomed beard, that you are able to spend the time to groom it, without worrying about other things, this whole deep sub-conscious mind game that no one realizes we are playing.

and by larger, i don't mean fat, I just mean, not tiny
User avatar #64 to #62 - commontroll (09/07/2013) [-]
As for the copper, I'm just saying it's the same strength and hardness as copper of the same width. It's why razors have to be so sharp.
User avatar #63 to #62 - commontroll (09/07/2013) [-]
I certainly agree that facial hair helps add definition to a face, I still just find it bizarre that us guys just worship it so much. It's like, yeah, they're cool I guess, but really, for the most part it's high schoolers and people in their 20's care about them as much. I just find it interesting that it's the age group that has a much harder time growing one that loves them so much.
User avatar #67 to #63 - Crusader (09/07/2013) [-]
That age group finds it the most interesting because they are new to it, they have yet to find their niche in that category.
It's much like when you first get into books, you don't know what kind of books you like the most, so you just glorify books in general, and then you find the genre you like, and settle down.
User avatar #68 to #67 - commontroll (09/07/2013) [-]
Indeed good sir. It's just how people act with all things new.
User avatar #36 to #28 - artjunk (09/07/2013) [-]
found the peach fuzz
#46 to #36 - adrianking (09/07/2013) [-]
But did you?

Did you really?
User avatar #47 to #46 - braddlesxp (09/07/2013) [-]
you're my new wallpaper
User avatar #48 to #47 - adrianking (09/07/2013) [-]
I'm honored.

And more than a little disturbed...
#118 to #46 - artjunk (09/07/2013) [-]
fair enough...
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