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#11 - benjah
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(09/07/2013) [-]
i disagree
#60 to #11 - traelos
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(09/07/2013) [-]
That's just something women say to make themselves feel better.
#6 - chrisfloyd
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Turning away love for facial hair?   
   
That's so metal.
Turning away love for facial hair?

That's so metal.
#97 to #6 - pappysmurf
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(09/07/2013) [-]
That is my favorite facial hair gif!
That is my favorite facial hair gif!
#1 - lezbeyan
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(09/06/2013) [-]
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#10 - heartlessrobot
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(09/06/2013) [-]
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I can't grow any decent facial hair so I prefer to go smooth.
#31 to #10 - fapless
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(09/07/2013) [-]
BUt how old are you? Maybe you still have a chance!
#114 to #31 - heartlessrobot
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Genetics on both sides say I won't grow decent facial hair.
#7 - vladstronsy
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(09/06/2013) [-]
The real question is, who would make them shave it? Good lord, beards like that are to be treasured.
#28 - adrianking
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Seriously, what is up with the beard worship. It's keratin sticking through skin, is it really worth all the salivating this site does for it?
#72 to #28 - anon
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Have you ever seen Freddie Mercury without a moustache. No? Look it up. Doesn't look to good, does it?
#89 to #72 - germed
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Same with Serj Tankian, some men are made by their beards.
#56 to #28 - commontroll
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Not to mention, most girls I know don't like beards because of the scratchiness.
#57 to #56 - Crusader
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(09/07/2013) [-]
That's the difference, you are talking about girls.

Whereas we are talking about women.
#59 to #57 - commontroll
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Alright, females. Whiskers are the same density and strength as copper, imagine copper wool all over somebody's face when they try kissing you? And then there's the fact that pubic lice can grow in a beard.

Now, I'm not saying beards suck, just that they're pretty over hyped. People worship what they can't have, and now we worship all things "manly."
#62 to #59 - Crusader
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Well, no, there is a difference, as in beards are hair, not metal.
Not to mention that any sort of lice or flea can live in any sort of hair, so having a beard is no dirtier in that sense than having a full head of hair.

That being said, we don't worship the beard, and admiration of the beard is nothing new, it's commonly seen as a "manly" trait because of one reason.
Manly men are larger, like physically they tend to be larger, it's unlikely that there will be a ridiculously skinny manly man, it's jsut they way our culture works.
Women are more attracted to larger men because that implies that they are able to take care of a spouse and family as well, hence why a lot of men are attracted to large breasts and wide hips.

But that's a whole 'nother topic and discussion.

Getting back on point, one of the downsides of being large in any sense, is that you get a baby face, you get fat build up around the cheeks, you get fat beneath the chin, etc.
A beard helps cover that, or at least helps create a defined line/contrast in those areas, not commonly found in men.

I'm not saying that beards are for fat people, but generally if you see a man with facial hair, compared to no facial hair, the facial hair helps create a contrast to his face that shows, I don't want to say distiguishability, because that's not a word, but you know what I mean.
But for the most part it's to create a contrast, to create something where there was nothing before.

As for why we like facial hair to begin with, I'm willing to bet that it has to do with why women prefer larger men, because it shows that you are healthy enough to grow one, and if it is a groomed beard, that you are able to spend the time to groom it, without worrying about other things, this whole deep sub-conscious mind game that no one realizes we are playing.

and by larger, i don't mean fat, I just mean, not tiny
#64 to #62 - commontroll
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(09/07/2013) [-]
As for the copper, I'm just saying it's the same strength and hardness as copper of the same width. It's why razors have to be so sharp.
#63 to #62 - commontroll
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I certainly agree that facial hair helps add definition to a face, I still just find it bizarre that us guys just worship it so much. It's like, yeah, they're cool I guess, but really, for the most part it's high schoolers and people in their 20's care about them as much. I just find it interesting that it's the age group that has a much harder time growing one that loves them so much.
#67 to #63 - Crusader
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(09/07/2013) [-]
That age group finds it the most interesting because they are new to it, they have yet to find their niche in that category.
It's much like when you first get into books, you don't know what kind of books you like the most, so you just glorify books in general, and then you find the genre you like, and settle down.
#68 to #67 - commontroll
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Indeed good sir. It's just how people act with all things new.
#36 to #28 - artjunk
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(09/07/2013) [-]
found the peach fuzz
#46 to #36 - adrianking
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(09/07/2013) [-]
But did you?

Did you really?
#47 to #46 - braddlesxp
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(09/07/2013) [-]
you're my new wallpaper
#48 to #47 - adrianking
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I'm honored.

And more than a little disturbed...
#49 to #48 - braddlesxp
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(09/07/2013) [-]
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#118 to #46 - artjunk
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(09/07/2013) [-]
fair enough...
#79 - PenguinsOfMars
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(09/07/2013) [-]
**PenguinsOfMars rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at How to tell who your real mom is ** mfw i can't grow a beard
#82 to #79 - idntnoausername
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(09/07/2013) [-]
**idntnoausername rolls 055**

nice roll man
#58 - alseides
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(09/07/2013) [-]
**alseides rolled a random image posted in comment #3744070 at Friendly ** mfw i cant relate to the post cuz i cant grow a beard
#61 to #58 - demonican
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(09/07/2013) [-]
So you're gay? xD
#66 to #61 - sirfapaton
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Being gay has nothing to do with it. Some people just don't have good genes for it or they have too many scars on their faces which hinders the beard growing.

Also, stop using xD faggot.
#113 to #66 - demonican
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(09/07/2013) [-]
What's wrong with "xD" ?
#95 to #66 - alhemicar
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I think he was referring to the picture he rolled, 'tard.
#96 to #95 - sirfapaton
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(09/07/2013) [-]
It could be possible.
#112 to #95 - demonican
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah referred to the pic and i wasn't really that serious either
#65 to #58 - sirbutterballs
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(09/07/2013) [-]
#21 - senseofpurpose
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(09/07/2013) [-]
if he didn't have those green eyes and the cheekbones everyone would be like "ewww ******* disgusting"
#73 - gidvid
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I shaved for my grandma's funeral.

Guess I didn't deserve her after all.
#88 to #73 - anon
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(09/07/2013) [-]
lol
#92 to #73 - thegrayfox
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(09/07/2013) [-]
In my country, it's a custom to not shave for 40 days, after a family member dies.
#103 to #92 - puggles
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(09/07/2013) [-]
which country?
#106 to #103 - thegrayfox
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Serbia
#109 to #106 - puggles
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(09/07/2013) [-]
so is it a country wide custom or a custom of a subset of the country?
#110 to #109 - thegrayfox
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Well, of course you have people who don't follow customs, but it's pretty much country-wide with a small exception in the north.
#111 to #110 - puggles
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(09/07/2013) [-]
thanks for the info.
#76 to #73 - tallzed
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(09/07/2013) [-]
So how about that fma?