I believe I can fly. OC. This is an actual conversation between me and a friend.. ii Messages That' d be cool to buy myself some wings too tomorrow Wings? Do yo iPhone Real convo
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I believe I can fly

I believe I can fly. OC. This is an actual conversation between me and a friend.. ii Messages That' d be cool to buy myself some wings too tomorrow Wings? Do yo

OC. This is an actual conversation between me and a friend.

ii Messages
That' d be cool to buy
myself some wings too
tomorrow
Wings? Do you believe
you can fly?
Do you believe you can
touch the sky'?
Do you think about it every
night and day'?
Spread your wings and fly
away?
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I just want chicken wings
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User avatar #3 - majormoron (09/06/2013) [-]
"I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
All I wanted was a chicken wing
Instead I got shot in the ding-a-ling"

That's a song from my elementary days. Not sure why though.
#24 to #3 - sourbewwy ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
*From mcdonalds or burger king
User avatar #29 to #3 - ChumLeee (09/07/2013) [-]
3rd grade was awesome.
User avatar #50 to #3 - kyrill (09/07/2013) [-]
I believe I can fly
I just got shot by the FBI
And when i went to the hospital
in my mouth the shoved a popsicle
User avatar #70 to #3 - wolvesbrickwall (09/07/2013) [-]
In my school it was

"I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
Instead I got shot in the ding-a-ling"

I miss those times
#71 to #3 - sexualtyranosaurus (09/07/2013) [-]
The only childhood song I can remember is this:

Grandmas got a gun
Now she's having fun
Pulled her trigger
Killed a ******
Now she's on the run

sorry everybody, I'll go to bed now
User avatar #72 to #3 - Mickeyboi (09/07/2013) [-]
The version I remembered went:

I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And some fries from Burger King

I think its cuz im black..
User avatar #75 to #3 - snakebelmont (09/07/2013) [-]
Had a variation at my school

"i believe i can fly
got caught by the FBI
All i wanted was a chicken wing
Instead i got shot in the ding-a-ling"
User avatar #91 to #75 - majormoron (09/07/2013) [-]
I remember that one too. Good show mate.
User avatar #77 to #3 - deliciousdee ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
My favorite was always
'I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
my mamma hit me with a frying pan
I hit her back with the garbage can'
User avatar #78 to #3 - gamut (09/07/2013) [-]
"I believe I can fly,
I got shot by the FBI,
All I wanted was a chicken wing,
But they said I couldn't at Burger King,
So I hit them with a frying pan,
they hit me with the ice cream man".
#79 to #3 - khion (09/07/2013) [-]
One of the many versions.
I believe I can fly got shot by the FBI, all I wanted was a chicken wing, but then they shot me in the ding-a-ling. I went to the hospital, and they replaced it with a Popsicle, i got hit by a metal door, and that hurt so much more.
#22 to #3 - Rascal (09/07/2013) [-]
Me and my friends made our own version:
I believe I can fly
Getting shot down by the FBI
Yer mama hit me with a frying pan
so I hit her back with a garbage can
And then we drew our friend Lark (named appropriately for the flying) doing all of that.
User avatar #6 to #3 - axeul (09/06/2013) [-]
huh. For me it was "But instead I got shot in Burger King"
User avatar #7 to #6 - majormoron (09/06/2013) [-]
I believe I remember an alternate ending that was "Instead I got shot by the FBI"

Probably different everywhere.
User avatar #8 to #7 - axeul (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah I used the FBI one too. It was burger king and fbi where I was.
User avatar #9 to #8 - majormoron (09/06/2013) [-]
Hey thats pretty cool. Cheers for childhood memories mate.
User avatar #10 to #9 - axeul (09/06/2013) [-]
Cheers
User avatar #23 to #3 - kievaughnb (09/07/2013) [-]
I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And a little bit of Burger King
User avatar #12 to #3 - mewsh (09/06/2013) [-]
My school's version had the last line,
"From McDonald's or Burger King"
User avatar #14 to #12 - skeptical (09/06/2013) [-]
I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
That I stole from Burger King
User avatar #65 to #14 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/07/2013) [-]
That was mine too.
User avatar #18 to #14 - Nullifier (09/06/2013) [-]
This was mine too.
#4 to #3 - jellykuba ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you for replanting that childhood monster in my head, it will now be there for the next six years.
User avatar #5 to #4 - majormoron (09/06/2013) [-]
You are MOST welcome, dear sir.
User avatar #35 to #4 - vatra (09/07/2013) [-]
You used A LOT of words for using her picture.
#34 - falconxmard (09/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#19 - iRoflcopterU (09/07/2013) [-]
I believe.
I believe.
#76 - royrogersmcfreely (09/07/2013) [-]
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at you mcfucked up ** Mfw I believe I can fly
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at you mcfucked up ** Mfw I believe I can fly
#13 - include ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#80 - zorch ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #62 - mookiez (09/07/2013) [-]
How is touch the sky.
#51 - lecorbi (09/07/2013) [-]
**lecorbi rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Randy the Asshole ** what I just want.
User avatar #64 to #51 - deemetaldragon (09/07/2013) [-]
I think a lot of people would like some david tennant in their lives
User avatar #21 - rubiksoctohedron **User deleted account** (09/07/2013) [-]
"I believe I can fly!" common last words at the grand canyon.
#30 to #21 - butchersteve (09/07/2013) [-]
My last words at the Grand Canyon.
My last words at the Grand Canyon.
#27 - missrainbowdash (09/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#28 to #27 - blokrokker (09/07/2013) [-]
Completely unrelated, why post that?
User avatar #31 to #28 - thedeadlypajamas (09/07/2013) [-]
Cuz wings are for flying usually
#53 to #28 - yuukoku (09/07/2013) [-]
Because he's a ******* brony, that's why.
User avatar #58 to #53 - blokrokker (09/07/2013) [-]
Not all bronies are bad. Case in point: me. Or so I like to tell myself.
#61 to #58 - yuukoku (09/07/2013) [-]
Never said that they were bad. I'm just saying that these kind of things are expected from them. I'm sure you don't post random brony threads, but guilt by association, right?
User avatar #84 to #53 - quoterox (09/07/2013) [-]
******* hate the bronies that make the rest of us look bad.

Just like how Islamic terrorists make other Muslims look bad. not Muslim, just used it as an example
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User avatar #39 to #28 - missrainbowdash (09/07/2013) [-]
>wings
User avatar #40 to #39 - blokrokker (09/07/2013) [-]
A tenous connection at best. That's like seeing a guy in a brown trenchcoat and shouting Castiel, or a suit and sneakers and shouting The Doctor.
#67 to #40 - Rascal (09/07/2013) [-]
I thumb my nose at your undue pretention. Get ****** good sir.
#85 to #28 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
I'm not even a brony and even i can see how thats related.   
I think everyone just jumped on the kill-all-bronies-with-neg-thumbs band wagon.   
It was even related to the content, even if you didnt even know what a MLP is, its a 			*******		 horse with wings captioned "I can flap to this" a play on words of the popular phrase "i can fap to this", seeing as this is a content about wings and flying.
I'm not even a brony and even i can see how thats related.
I think everyone just jumped on the kill-all-bronies-with-neg-thumbs band wagon.
It was even related to the content, even if you didnt even know what a MLP is, its a ******* horse with wings captioned "I can flap to this" a play on words of the popular phrase "i can fap to this", seeing as this is a content about wings and flying.
User avatar #88 to #85 - waterbottlemanboy (09/07/2013) [-]
Thank you. I don't even like MLP and the relevance was immediately obvious.
User avatar #90 to #88 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Same, but unnecessary band wagon hate i dislike even more than MLP.
#52 to #28 - dsgbiohazard (09/07/2013) [-]
It is related.

I'm sorry you hate ponies so much?
User avatar #57 to #52 - blokrokker (09/07/2013) [-]
It's really not. And I really don't. It's just completely out of nowhere, without even an attempt to explain the connection.
User avatar #59 to #57 - dsgbiohazard (09/07/2013) [-]
"flap"

What do wings do?

What's going on in the picture?
User avatar #68 to #52 - raigen (09/07/2013) [-]
Again, as I posted above, Scootaloo is the chicken pony who cannot fly...That's the most related you can get and even then it's loosely related.
User avatar #55 to #28 - benderisgreat (09/07/2013) [-]
Why post anime, spiderman, cats, DBZ ect, if its not related
User avatar #60 to #55 - blokrokker (09/07/2013) [-]
Because you can relate them in some solid way, or the context of the gif/pic is related in some definite way. This isn't really.
User avatar #87 to #60 - waterbottlemanboy (09/07/2013) [-]
Yes it is, the content was about wings/flying, the gif above was about wings. I hate MLP but that doesn't mean that I can't like something of it if it's relevant. I don't like the old Spiderman show but I like the gifs and pictures posted on here. Just because I don't like it, should I thumb down every one of them?
#82 to #28 - tmgrskat (09/07/2013) [-]
OMG QUIT HATING ON DE PONIES U A HAT3R I WANT TO CUM INSIDE RAINBO DASH AND IF U OPPOSE ME U HAT3R
#32 to #28 - rasmfrasm (09/07/2013) [-]
That image... i swear to christ I've seen it before... WHERE IS IT FROM?!
User avatar #33 to #32 - blokrokker (09/07/2013) [-]
No clue, reverse image search pulls up no results. At all.
#36 to #33 - rasmfrasm (09/07/2013) [-]
I might be wrong... but I'm fairly certain it's from a hentai.
User avatar #37 to #36 - blokrokker (09/07/2013) [-]
Very possible. I'm pretty certain I cropped that myself, which makes this even more frustrating for me.
#41 to #37 - zotico ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Not a hentai. It is a manga called The Voynich Hotel.
User avatar #43 to #41 - blokrokker (09/07/2013) [-]
Wait, is that at all related to the Voynich Manuscript?
#48 to #43 - zotico ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
I honestly have no idea what the Voynich Manuscript is. I can tell you that the manga is about a guy who goes to a remote island hotel that has assassin's, ancient witches, and a crazy luchador for the manager. It is a pretty fun read, but I don't think it is finished.
User avatar #49 to #48 - blokrokker (09/07/2013) [-]
The Voynich Manuscript is a several page document that is written in a foreign language. The problem is, the language is foreign to the ******* planet, nobody can crack it and I think there were letters/characters used that don't exist in any other culture on Earth. Crazy stuff.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voynich_manuscript
User avatar #42 to #41 - blokrokker (09/07/2013) [-]
Well then I got it from something else, because I've never heard of that.
User avatar #45 to #36 - blokrokker (09/07/2013) [-]
zotico says it's from The Voynich Hotel. I've never heard of it, but the cover that zotico posted has a dude that matches my dude, so I guess his story checks out.
#46 to #45 - rasmfrasm (09/07/2013) [-]
Well **** , guess that proves that my mind ALWAYS goes to hentai before anything else
#44 to #27 - raigen (09/07/2013) [-]
Wrong one...Scootaloo's the chicken pony.
#66 to #44 - whatevermanitslike **User deleted account** (09/07/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Aww yes
#83 - Freelon (09/07/2013) [-]
Guys...
guys
Guys.
Guys listen.
I have the best ide
guys listen
I have the best idea ever
guys
I'll put WINGS
guys
wings
I'll put WINGS
guys listen here.
I'll put WINGS...on my BACK legs.
User avatar #73 - bighairyfart (09/07/2013) [-]
This reminds me of my freshman year of highschool. I had Pizza Hut deliver wings to the school right at lunch time. The principal was pissed, but he let me eat it anyways. Best part was that the next year, they added a rule in the school handbook(yes, I looked to see if it was a new rule) stating that you cannot have food delivered to school.
User avatar #20 - razachi (09/07/2013) [-]
Did you know that you can live the rest of your life without breathing?
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