Yes. . rebe 22 we it minutes ago we friends alluring with gran ago downstairs for a drink of trash DJ agree is baking cakes it-" hello anon" a he lb wort myself
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rebe 22
we it minutes ago
we friends
alluring with gran
ago downstairs for a drink of trash DJ
agree is baking cakes
it-" hello anon"
a he lb
wort myself out a drink and grab a banana as well
Hare you going cycling today. anon?"
ts" yes probably later when its dark, " there is less cars around"
r-" l bet you' got a secret girl haven' t you"
tens thinks that is possible
huhuehue "
stand there eating banana]
mmy phone rings for the one time it does each month
c; squiggly click end can
roshe looks at me
Tel grab my juice and upstairs
stocking 3 mobile ringing me trying to sell stuff
assoc ctlu bad awkward timing for the call
now thinks I hare a secret girlfriend
est least she doesn' t thinkl am gay
T Ananymous MMW' )'
we 80
recooking hash brownies. in kitchen
autistic grandson comes in
hello "
hi gran"
rthe awkwardly grabs a banana and starts massaging it while taking the peel
she puts it in his mouth and looks like he is sucking it
decide to test the water after he mentions he is going out on his bike at night
a-‘ so are you off to see some mystery lady?‘
we stumbles and crows a little "no" out
rebuttles off to his room to play some online game with trolls and dragons
eat least has not put the banana up his ass
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#3 - secretary (09/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
> be ripe
> be 5 minutes ago
> only a few friends that I’m attatched to
> living with this old lady and her autistic pet
> just lying around, chilling
> minding my own business
> suddenly grabbed by autist
> he starts caressing me, akwardness ensue
> suckles on my face
> takes me upstairs
> showes me slowly up his ass
> worst day ever
#4 - jakatackka ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - aahrg (09/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>be asshole
>spend most of my time stuffed in some chair
>rest of the body playing some online game with trolls and dragons
>he gets up to get food like he does 8 times a day
>halfway down the stairs starts to get sweaty
>hold my breath before the balls start smelling
>hear muffled speech, something about a bike ride
>think the other person says something about a secret lover
>start moving back upstairs
>suddenly light
>a banana is forcefully rammed down my throat
>footsteps outside
>it's dark again
>hear "don't want to miss your date!"
>"heh heh, sure, gran"
>never talk about it again
#23 - LovegoodJuggalo (09/07/2013) [-]
Surprised no one posted this.
#1 - memvar (09/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#11 - madhattergirl (09/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#13 - Womens Study Major (09/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Monty Python - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
User avatar #28 - askafj (09/07/2013) [-]
I thought there was gonna be a monty python reference...
User avatar #27 - commontroll (09/07/2013) [-]
Dammit Lightbulb...
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