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User avatar #2 - katha (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah.
Then, you consider you got raped in your sleep.
And then you look into the mirror and just kinda...." **** this, there ain't no chance that would happen." It's almost sad.

or maybe I'm the only one.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alyshacary (09/06/2013) [-]
you are not alone lol
User avatar #4 to #3 - katha (09/06/2013) [-]
Really? Aww yesss.
#5 to #2 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
You are not alone sister.
#6 to #2 - transgendered (09/06/2013) [-]
I do that too...
Also I live on like the 6th floor, so I doubt anyone would bother climbing this high just to rape me......
User avatar #7 to #2 - fireprincess (09/06/2013) [-]
I think both what the post said and this. I am so happy to know I'm not alone.
User avatar #8 to #2 - slootyslooot (09/06/2013) [-]
Seriously. I haven't had my period since July 8th.... JULY!
#23 to #8 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
Yup, you're pregnant. Congrats.
User avatar #25 to #23 - slootyslooot (09/07/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm going to give birth to the next Jesus Christ. Or I got raped by an alien and I don't remember. Or I got raped by an alien (known to you mere mortals as 'God') and now I'm going to give birth to the next Jesus Christ.
User avatar #9 to #2 - arkytior (09/06/2013) [-]
yeah but then I squish my belly and wonder if it got any bigger lately and start to worry if that night of partying and drinking was a bit longer than I remember and somebody put something in my drink...

then I just slump in a corner and face the truth that that is not going to happen for an eternity.
User avatar #77 to #2 - rockamekishiko (09/07/2013) [-]
how would they know if it's dark?
User avatar #37 to #2 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
incubus?
User avatar #56 to #37 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
oh cmon dont you guys know what an incubus is?
User avatar #71 to #56 - necrophyxia ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
It's any high ranking demon that affiliates with any demon above the rank of Duke on a daily basis, a President on a weekly basis, King on a monthly basis, or Lucifer himself only once

I see no implication of rape unless of course you are in a mistaken assumption that an incubus is a male succubus. They are not, they are called succubi regardless of sex unless they are both in which they are called omnibi.

Not that I'm upset or angry... it's just that this is a rare occasion in which my knowledge of demonology is actually somewhat relevant, so have a good day sir or madam
User avatar #82 to #71 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
no, in greek mythology an incubus is a demon that rapes women in their sleep.
a succubus is the opposite, a she-demon who goes around raping men in their sleep (not quite as scary, eh?)
together they are referred to as Foocubi
User avatar #70 to #56 - justsomechickyo (09/07/2013) [-]
What? Tell me!
User avatar #18 to #2 - Smidgit (09/06/2013) [-]
jesus I thought no one else thought that
thank god/whatever deity you believe in/science
#28 to #2 - dcj (09/07/2013) [-]
There, there. It's alright.
I would totally rape you in your sleep.
Wait, what did I just type?
#51 to #28 - lookathecomment (09/07/2013) [-]
Gang rape is always the answer.
#58 to #51 - archoninterface (09/07/2013) [-]
Statistically, 9/10 people enjoy a gang rape.
#59 to #58 - lookathecomment (09/07/2013) [-]
If it was 10/10 there wouldn't be rape.
#60 to #59 - archoninterface (09/07/2013) [-]
Was going for an anti-joke but I'm pretty sure I messed it up somewhere. Oh well. Eat thumbs
#61 to #60 - lookathecomment (09/07/2013) [-]
Thumbs are great.
#45 to #28 - dsgbiohazard (09/07/2013) [-]
What about me?!
#76 to #45 - jabzilla (09/07/2013) [-]
there, there, you know it cant be called rape if you consent silly. but if you asked nicely im sure I could help ya out
User avatar #81 to #28 - katha (09/07/2013) [-]
Awwh, thanks. that's the sweetest thing I've heard in a while.
User avatar #27 - demandsgayversion (09/07/2013) [-]
You'd think they'd be relieved that they didn't spew bloody chunks out of their genital.
User avatar #29 to #27 - bladebites (09/07/2013) [-]
That's the thing, you get relieved because that's one more day you don't have to deal with your period, but slightly panic because it just means it will come up on a day you won't expect it, possibly while you happen to be wearing white or your favorite panties.
Like if you're expecting it on the 16th and it doesn't come, you're in a state of paranoia until around the 18th or something when you fall blissfully asleep but wake up on the Japanese flag.
#73 to #29 - symphoric (09/07/2013) [-]
I look down between my legs like..
#15 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUE
#33 - tubbsinlubbers (09/07/2013) [-]
This happened to me before...
my period was a week and a half late
I had never had sex with anyone
but then I started craving the weirdest ****
and then I got super emotional
and then i gained 4 pounds, and got super bloated
I told all my friends I was being chosen for the second coming of christ.

We are joking when we say it, but not joking at the same time. We know we are not pregnant, but its always funny/ and a joke with our friends when we think we are pregnant
#24 - soupmayonnaise (09/07/2013) [-]
the comment section.
#16 - schnickelfritz (09/06/2013) [-]
when I'm late (even if it's just for hours) I begin to contemplate my whole future life as an early 20s mom. Think about how to tell everybody, the horrors of birth... up to the first day of school and oh god. I get myself in such a panic that I'm unable to do anything else but wait.    
   
And then my period comes and I'm the happiest person on earth for a few minutes.
when I'm late (even if it's just for hours) I begin to contemplate my whole future life as an early 20s mom. Think about how to tell everybody, the horrors of birth... up to the first day of school and oh god. I get myself in such a panic that I'm unable to do anything else but wait.

And then my period comes and I'm the happiest person on earth for a few minutes.
User avatar #17 to #16 - gelind ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
you do realize that much stress can cause your period to be even later correct? stress causes it to come later still.
User avatar #19 to #17 - schnickelfritz (09/06/2013) [-]
of course I know that, can't help it though
#32 to #16 - pippysfleas (09/07/2013) [-]
jesus lol. im a week late some times, and im just like
jesus lol. im a week late some times, and im just like
User avatar #40 - ananamouse (09/07/2013) [-]
I'm 6 days late...but I'm married...
User avatar #47 to #40 - emokoneko (09/07/2013) [-]
Well, hope that turns out how you want it
User avatar #86 to #47 - ananamouse (09/07/2013) [-]
thanks
#46 to #40 - ButtermilkPancake (09/07/2013) [-]
I know what you've been doing.  sex
I know what you've been doing. sex
#65 - darkbringer (09/07/2013) [-]
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#74 to #65 - kaslin (09/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
I don't understand this level of illogic and irational thought.
User avatar #62 to #10 - coolcalx (09/07/2013) [-]
one time when I was younger, I got a pimple on my dick.

even though I was a virgin, I was convinced I had an STD.

when it comes down to your genitals, logic doesn't exist.
User avatar #84 to #62 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
you story only demonstrates that you had below avrage intelligence as a child.
#26 to #10 - blackaurora (09/07/2013) [-]
It's not like we legitimately think that (at least I hope not). It's more of an amusing thought.
User avatar #11 to #10 - achimp (09/06/2013) [-]
They're women.
#14 to #11 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
edgy as ****
User avatar #12 to #11 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
oh ..yeah good point.
User avatar #72 - reginleif ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
;/ I had the misfortune of dating a girl with irregular periods.

Never again, next time I'm making sure she's as punctual as a swiss clock.
User avatar #75 to #72 - dangerbearr (09/07/2013) [-]
Mine is irregular as **** . I'll go a couple months without it sometimes.
User avatar #78 to #75 - reginleif ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
I'm sorry madam but I cannot date you.

>implying I had a chance

Seriously though being sexually active with a female that's irregular was one of the worst experiences in my life. I got her paranoid about it too so it was a miserable time all around.
User avatar #79 to #78 - dangerbearr (09/07/2013) [-]
Well dammit, I guess it was never meant to be.

It DEFINITELY doesn't help when other people start worrying about it too. I haven't had sex since November and I still get scared.
"Was any sperm near my vagina whatsoever in the past month?..."
#54 - anon (09/07/2013) [-]
I think that if I'm a few weeks late but once I was over three months late and didn't even seem to notice. Turns out I was just working out harder than my body could support...
User avatar #53 - biggrand (09/07/2013) [-]
as a male, my ass bleed sometimes, and until i've wiped and confirmed it was only blood, I spend hours with a moist anus contemplating if i'm having leaky diarrhea or not
#64 to #53 - darkbringer (09/07/2013) [-]
You could have hemorrhoids.
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User avatar #66 to #57 - andrewolfzoom (09/07/2013) [-]
deadpool that's not your glasses. would think you would know that by now.
User avatar #44 - icametocomment (09/07/2013) [-]
Actually kind of relieved I'm not the only one who freaks out when Aunt Flo is late.
User avatar #20 - madioliver (09/06/2013) [-]
The number of time I've thought I was the next Virgin Mary is startling.
User avatar #21 to #20 - madioliver (09/06/2013) [-]
*times
User avatar #1 - talkingbrickbrick (09/06/2013) [-]
Yes.
#63 - spokenwun (09/07/2013) [-]
The first coming was the biggest scandal in the world, an entire religion was created afterwards; "Joseph...I'm pregnant. Now I know its not yours, but don't worry...It's a guy named Jehovah, he's got a big dick, I mean he's black, I mean...oh god."
#22 - moonmoonsmom (09/06/2013) [-]
What is really stupid is when you start to wonder if your internal organs somehow got re-routed and that cum you swallowed somehow ended up in your uterus...not that I've ever thought or done that or anything... I definitely have
User avatar #30 to #22 - bladebites (09/07/2013) [-]
Or if he pulls out but you start to wonder if maybe the cum just ran down your tummy and into your vagina somehow.
User avatar #34 to #30 - thejerseyjenn (09/07/2013) [-]
If he's not wearing a condom and just pulling out, pregnancy may actually be a legitimate worry.
User avatar #39 to #34 - bladebites (09/07/2013) [-]
Meh, I'm a virgin, but I've been taught by one of my professors that if you actually look at the statistics, pulling out (when done correctly, as in actually pulling out) has roughly the same success rate as condoms when they're used correctly.
The problem is that condoms are easy to use, but pulling out takes legitimate self control, and if you mess it up, which is ridiculously easy, then you're ****** .
User avatar #42 to #39 - thejerseyjenn (09/07/2013) [-]
I could believe that. I would never trust a guy to just pull out. If he won't bang with a condom on he's probably not the kind of guy I want to be around anyway.
User avatar #43 to #42 - bladebites (09/07/2013) [-]
Definitely agree with that.
User avatar #50 to #43 - emokoneko (09/07/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I see you covered that second part. I misread. x.x I'm very sleep deprived.
User avatar #85 to #50 - bladebites (09/07/2013) [-]
Happens to the best of us.
User avatar #49 to #43 - emokoneko (09/07/2013) [-]
Actually, in some cases, precum can have sperm in it. Considering that condoms prevent even precum from going inside the vagina, I'd saying they're a safer bet than condoms.

Also, pulling out can be screwed up just by a single drop coming out sooner than expected or by getting lost in the heat of the moment, which is pretty easy to do sometimes. I know many OB-GYN's and health departments will not recommend it as the main method of birth control.
#80 - bighairyfart (09/07/2013) [-]
>so2460donewithyou

User avatar #52 - loonquawl (09/07/2013) [-]
Not since I was like 15...
User avatar #13 - CallMeCrisco (09/06/2013) [-]
I never did this. If my period was late or absent I'd just be thankful I didn't have to deal with it for another month. And since I started having sex my period got super regular, so I haven't had any scares.

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