marine, punch, professor. Came across this when I was looking through /pol/ board on 4chan and figured I would share it here as I got a chuckle out of it.. JUST Just filling in
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marine, punch, professor

 
marine, punch, professor. Came across this when I was looking through /pol/ board on 4chan and figured I would share it here as I got a chuckle out of it.. JUST

Came across this when I was looking through /pol/ board on 4chan and figured I would share it here as I got a chuckle out of it.

JUST FILLING IN
A United States Marine was attending some college courses
between assignments He had completed missions in Iraq and
Afghanistan
the of the courses had is professor who was an wowed atheist
and ' member of the ACLU the day the professor shocked the
class when he came in He looked to the ceiling and flatly
stated. "God. if you are real, then 1 want you to knock me off
this platform " give you exactly 15 minutes -
The lecture room fell silent You could hear a pin drop Ten
minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am Ood
I' m still waiting‘
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine cot
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
him, knocking htm off the platform The professor was out
cold The Marine went back to his seat and sat there. silently
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there
looking on in silence
The professor eventually came to. noticeably shaken. looked at
the Marine and asked. "What the heck is the matter with you?
Why did you do that’?
The Marine calmly replied. Bod was too busy today protecting
America‘: soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
**** and act like an idiot So He sent me’
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User avatar #2 - roflbacon (09/06/2013) [-]
Atheist here but that guy is just a ******* douchebag. Much respect for Soldiers.
#3 to #2 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
on one hand the professor was being a bit of a douche but on the other he never mentioned over there the marines just like oh noes the god i think is protecting my fellow soldiers got insulted i should shout about it and assault my teacher in his name like a bad christian stereo type
User avatar #13 to #3 - roflbacon (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah the Marine was being edgy as well. But he has an excuse unlike the professor.
User avatar #14 to #13 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
ya but his "excuse"is that he doesn't like the magic bearded sky man being insulted
User avatar #15 to #14 - roflbacon (09/06/2013) [-]
No, it's that he's out there risking his life for people just so they could talk **** about his beliefs. He probably has PTSD from seeing his friends ******* get ripped apart around him. What's the professors excuse for being a dick?
#16 to #1 - faridahmalik (09/07/2013) [-]
So? Tell us!
User avatar #4 - continuo (09/06/2013) [-]
So god isn't omnipotent?
#5 to #4 - lokiak (09/06/2013) [-]
Not saying he's not omnipotent. What's not to say that this man wasn't acting as an instrument of God?
User avatar #6 to #5 - continuo (09/06/2013) [-]
The way the soldier worded it made it out as if god was able to be occupied by protecting the soldiers thus further implying that god can't be everywhere and do anything.He could have full well been an instrument to god but he said it a bit weird.
#7 to #6 - lokiak (09/06/2013) [-]
Fair enough. But how would he know the mind of God? None of us can fully comprehend it. Who's to say that even this isn't a scheme in His plan?
User avatar #8 to #7 - continuo (09/06/2013) [-]
Sorry for being unclear,its a habit,but what i wanted to convey was that the soldier seemed to imply god wasn't,not that god isn't.I fully respect that god could have a plan.
#9 to #8 - lokiak (09/06/2013) [-]
Not everyone has a good grasp on theology. This man may have been an atheist who was just tired of a douchebag professor and wanted to make a statement by slugging someone after spending the whole day in the sun.
User avatar #10 to #9 - continuo (09/06/2013) [-]
I guess,just pointing it out i guess.I would've preferred the ending where there was no profound reason he just did it cause the professor is an arsehole.
#11 to #10 - lokiak (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, I can see that. I might edit it if I get the chance. This is my first content that has more red than green.
User avatar #12 to #11 - continuo (09/06/2013) [-]
Sorry to hear,its a good story.Ive never heard it myself
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