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Would you like freshly ground sprinkles?

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User avatar #95 - 6(sic)6 (09/07/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #96 to #95 - paradox (09/07/2013) [-]
i agree my very blue comrade.
User avatar #83 - Kushmonster (09/07/2013) [-]
holy **** , this is a thing?
User avatar #76 - corpsedolly (09/07/2013) [-]
Do people really like sprinkles?

I can never really eat them, my teeth start hurting immediately if I do. Also I don't remember them having a flavor.
#87 to #76 - iridium (09/07/2013) [-]
I do. They add a nice little bit of contrast to the same old vanilla flavor.

Usually on their own as a topping though they're not the best. Gotta put some chocolate syrup, cookie crumbs and whipped cream on there too.
User avatar #92 to #87 - theincorrigibleone ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
eat chocolate?
User avatar #84 to #76 - ricketyrackety (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah I don't like them, either. They're cool for looks, I suppose... But they're all dry and weird.
User avatar #93 to #84 - cutieskip (09/07/2013) [-]
iridium, your gonna get a sweet tooth. buy some apples. ugh i still have that buy some apples thing
User avatar #97 to #93 - iridium (09/07/2013) [-]
Of course. But Ice Cream is already terrible for you nutritionwise, so in those rare occasions when I do eat ice cream or frozen yogurt, why not go all the way?
User avatar #98 to #97 - cutieskip (09/07/2013) [-]
i mean the chocolate and sprinkles
#75 - iRoflcopterU (09/07/2013) [-]
I present you, a nerd grinder.

as seen on reddit
User avatar #86 to #75 - thirdjess (09/07/2013) [-]
So stealing that.
#74 - alwaysreadthetags ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Seriously...do want.
#73 - monkeysinabox (09/07/2013) [-]
i thought he was grinding these at first, but he has a good idea there
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#72 - mrducky **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#68 - wtf man (09/06/2013) [-]
AY DIOS MIO help me for i'm about to sin
AY DIOS MIO help me for i'm about to sin
#67 - thelastelephant ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
BUT WHERE DOES THE RAINBOW COME FROM?
#78 to #67 - questionaire **User deleted account** (09/07/2013) [-]
take a guess
#81 to #78 - anonymous (09/07/2013) [-]
No!
I've never searched for pony ahegao, don't make me start now!
#88 to #81 - peanutbraddle (09/07/2013) [-]
"Ahegao"?
"Ahegao"?
#100 to #88 - rubiksoctohedron **User deleted account** (09/08/2013) [-]
1. ahegao
japanese word for ****** silly
from urbandictionary.com
#59 - zzjames ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
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#56 - mrgoodlove (09/06/2013) [-]
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I wish I could give this more thumbs
#54 - DarkFireKuri (09/06/2013) [-]
I did not know I wanted this until now....
#51 - dross (09/06/2013) [-]
I'd never thought of putting raw sprinkles in a grinder.   
   
Wait....   
   
Where the 						****					 do you get uncut sprinkles? Jesus.
I'd never thought of putting raw sprinkles in a grinder.

Wait....

Where the **** do you get uncut sprinkles? Jesus.
#89 to #51 - peanutbraddle (09/07/2013) [-]
See that **** ? That's why you don't **** with magic.
#60 to #51 - mienkampf (09/06/2013) [-]
where's this gif from? the black guy is Winston in New Girl..
!!
User avatar #61 to #60 - BrainsOnFire (09/06/2013) [-]
Bo Burnham's Vine
User avatar #77 to #61 - Dwarf (09/07/2013) [-]
The dude that sang My Whole Family Thinks I'm Gay?
User avatar #94 to #77 - flipkore (09/07/2013) [-]
Yep that guy
User avatar #44 - shredznot (09/06/2013) [-]
QUIT ******* WITH NATURE!!!
User avatar #103 to #44 - sliferzpwns (10/03/2013) [-]
You aint gonna **** that nature are ya?
User avatar #104 to #103 - shredznot (10/03/2013) [-]
I like the cut of your jib
#42 - isiupick (09/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #48 to #35 - lordofpenis (09/06/2013) [-]
How do they make the icecream soft like this? Like whipped cream. I can not find an answer to this, I seriously wanna try making this, they always taste better ;( Plus I rarely get to eat icecream, when I do it has to be balls of really hard ice cream. I barely eat because I lack the time, but pls tell me the secrets of this magnificent swirly icecream, wtf is its name??
User avatar #53 to #48 - sanguinesolitude (09/06/2013) [-]
soft serve, or frozen custard. It is made that way by a machine. You pour in the liquid ice cream base and it freezes it to that consistency. Not really replicable at home unlesss you buy one of the machines, because they never allow it to freeze solid. Frozen custard, like what you get at dairy queen, has eggs in it where ice cream usually is just milk and cream. Frozen custard is smoother and creamier than regular softserve.
User avatar #99 to #53 - lordofpenis (09/07/2013) [-]
thank you kind sir
User avatar #36 to #35 - xredsoxmuffin (09/06/2013) [-]
Why would your Jimmies get rustled because of sprinkles?
User avatar #90 to #36 - iridium (09/07/2013) [-]
Jimmies is another term for sprinkles, though it's not used a lot outside of the northeast US.
User avatar #38 to #36 - sanguinesolitude (09/06/2013) [-]
those arent sprinkles... those are jimmies.
#43 to #38 - reaperslayer (09/06/2013) [-]
i can verify this, just googled it
User avatar #47 to #43 - sanguinesolitude (09/06/2013) [-]
sprinkles are the flat pressed ones, jimmies are the short cylindrical ones.
#49 to #47 - reaperslayer (09/06/2013) [-]
i know i made sure to double check between the two, didnt they have a cartoon about this? i think it was an episode of kids next door?
User avatar #91 to #49 - iridium (09/07/2013) [-]
There was an episode of KND that was sort of a parody of Indiana Jones where #5 went to try to find a sacred flavor of ice cream in an ancient temple. But then the Delightful kids got to it first and put sprinkles (which they called jimmies) on it. This caused the temple to start to collapse because "You're not supposed to put anything on good ice cream". Then she corrected them and said "They're called sprinkles, not jimmies you fools."

Used to watch that show a lot, saw that episode like 3 times.
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