Would you like freshly ground sprinkles?. .. >fill with lead from pencils >say it's chocolate ????? >profit
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#5 - weirdweir (09/06/2013) [-]
>fill with lead from pencils
>say it's chocolate
?????
>profit
#18 to #5 - hahastoned (09/06/2013) [-]
The lead from mechanical pencils is gray.
User avatar #20 to #18 - leagetshitpack (09/06/2013) [-]
and there is some idiots who still think's that hitler is still alive so i don't see the problem whit using lead from pencils ans say its chocolate wont work as a good prank
#64 to #5 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
Pencils don't have lead anymore.
User avatar #65 to #5 - JuliusC ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
wouldn't it just come out as graphite powder, which would look nothing like cocoa?
#12 to #5 - pappysmurf (09/06/2013) [-]
Ive eaten lead. Screw you.
#19 to #12 - emostrawberry (09/06/2013) [-]
Please eat cyanide next
#21 to #19 - pappysmurf (09/06/2013) [-]
Who peed in your cereal?
User avatar #22 to #21 - emostrawberry (09/06/2013) [-]
A cow
#24 to #23 - emostrawberry (09/06/2013) [-]
I don't need milk i'll just eat bacon
I don't need milk i'll just eat bacon
#33 to #24 - zerith (09/06/2013) [-]
They're alive!
#62 to #33 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
god damnit I was eating bacon when you showed that
User avatar #8 to #5 - Connarhea (09/06/2013) [-]
I like the way you think
#11 to #8 - weirdweir (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir.
Thank you, kind sir.
#13 to #5 - mysteriousgoatwing (09/06/2013) [-]
Pencils no longer have lead in them, due to the fact it is poisonous. The majority of pencils are made of Graphite
#32 to #13 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
Pencils never had elemental lead in them, when people discovered graphite they thought it was a form of lead, because lead makes slight marks on paper, only after people used it in pencils did they discover it was carbon and not lead.
#17 to #13 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you for pointing that out. as i read the comments i was like are people really stupid enough to think pencils still contain lead? And then your comment i saw. thank you my good sir.
#63 to #41 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/06/2013) [-]
Thanks for the thumbnail!

Can we have the real picture now?
User avatar #70 to #63 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
i think the thumbnail was on purpose
User avatar #26 to #5 - Mozzak (09/06/2013) [-]
First of all, pencils don't have lead in them. Lead is poisonous.
That's graphite.
#40 to #26 - jimmyfofibby (09/06/2013) [-]
Still don't think eating graphite is too healthy.
User avatar #79 to #40 - elcreepo (09/07/2013) [-]
It won't kill you, just make you need bowel disempactments a lot more often. ****** like chalk without being alkaline.
User avatar #27 to #5 - crampers (09/06/2013) [-]
>implying there's lead in pencils
+1
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#9 - asimplepotato (09/06/2013) [-]
Jesus christ, i just watched
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4776254/Im+Morgan+Freeman/
right before this, so i heared Morgan Freemans voice saying: Would you like freshly ground sprinkes?
User avatar #16 to #9 - squidgywidgy (09/06/2013) [-]
"Titty sprinkles"
#2 - dezzka (09/06/2013) [-]
#15 - adrenacrome (09/06/2013) [-]
**** THAT GIMME THE ******* STICKS!!!!
User avatar #34 to #15 - sanguinesolitude (09/06/2013) [-]
my thoughts exactly... wait there are sprinkle sticks available?
User avatar #45 to #34 - Pedosnake (09/06/2013) [-]
Nope Its colored wire/string with a compartment for the sprinkles
#51 - dross (09/06/2013) [-]
I'd never thought of putting raw sprinkles in a grinder.   
   
Wait....   
   
Where the 			****		 do you get uncut sprinkles? Jesus.
I'd never thought of putting raw sprinkles in a grinder.

Wait....

Where the **** do you get uncut sprinkles? Jesus.
User avatar #60 to #51 - mienkampf (09/06/2013) [-]
where's this gif from? the black guy is Winston in New Girl..
!!
User avatar #61 to #60 - BrainsOnFire (09/06/2013) [-]
Bo Burnham's Vine
User avatar #77 to #61 - Dwarf (09/07/2013) [-]
The dude that sang My Whole Family Thinks I'm Gay?
User avatar #94 to #77 - flipkore (09/07/2013) [-]
Yep that guy
User avatar #89 to #51 - peanutbraddle (09/07/2013) [-]
See that **** ? That's why you don't **** with magic.
#1 - deadmuerto (09/06/2013) [-]
most fell on plate
#6 to #1 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
Probably because the icing appears to have already hardened.
User avatar #76 - corpsedolly (09/07/2013) [-]
Do people really like sprinkles?

I can never really eat them, my teeth start hurting immediately if I do. Also I don't remember them having a flavor.
User avatar #84 to #76 - ricketyrackety (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah I don't like them, either. They're cool for looks, I suppose... But they're all dry and weird.
User avatar #93 to #84 - cutieskip (09/07/2013) [-]
iridium, your gonna get a sweet tooth. buy some apples. ugh i still have that buy some apples thing
User avatar #97 to #93 - iridium (09/07/2013) [-]
Of course. But Ice Cream is already terrible for you nutritionwise, so in those rare occasions when I do eat ice cream or frozen yogurt, why not go all the way?
User avatar #98 to #97 - cutieskip (09/07/2013) [-]
i mean the chocolate and sprinkles
#87 to #76 - iridium (09/07/2013) [-]
I do. They add a nice little bit of contrast to the same old vanilla flavor.

Usually on their own as a topping though they're not the best. Gotta put some chocolate syrup, cookie crumbs and whipped cream on there too.
User avatar #92 to #87 - theincorrigibleone (09/07/2013) [-]
eat chocolate?
User avatar #36 to #35 - xredsoxmuffin (09/06/2013) [-]
Why would your Jimmies get rustled because of sprinkles?
User avatar #38 to #36 - sanguinesolitude (09/06/2013) [-]
those arent sprinkles... those are jimmies.
#43 to #38 - reaperslayer (09/06/2013) [-]
i can verify this, just googled it
User avatar #47 to #43 - sanguinesolitude (09/06/2013) [-]
sprinkles are the flat pressed ones, jimmies are the short cylindrical ones.
#49 to #47 - reaperslayer (09/06/2013) [-]
i know i made sure to double check between the two, didnt they have a cartoon about this? i think it was an episode of kids next door?
User avatar #91 to #49 - iridium (09/07/2013) [-]
There was an episode of KND that was sort of a parody of Indiana Jones where #5 went to try to find a sacred flavor of ice cream in an ancient temple. But then the Delightful kids got to it first and put sprinkles (which they called jimmies) on it. This caused the temple to start to collapse because "You're not supposed to put anything on good ice cream". Then she corrected them and said "They're called sprinkles, not jimmies you fools."

Used to watch that show a lot, saw that episode like 3 times.
User avatar #90 to #36 - iridium (09/07/2013) [-]
Jimmies is another term for sprinkles, though it's not used a lot outside of the northeast US.
User avatar #48 to #35 - lordofpenis (09/06/2013) [-]
How do they make the icecream soft like this? Like whipped cream. I can not find an answer to this, I seriously wanna try making this, they always taste better ;( Plus I rarely get to eat icecream, when I do it has to be balls of really hard ice cream. I barely eat because I lack the time, but pls tell me the secrets of this magnificent swirly icecream, wtf is its name??
User avatar #53 to #48 - sanguinesolitude (09/06/2013) [-]
soft serve, or frozen custard. It is made that way by a machine. You pour in the liquid ice cream base and it freezes it to that consistency. Not really replicable at home unlesss you buy one of the machines, because they never allow it to freeze solid. Frozen custard, like what you get at dairy queen, has eggs in it where ice cream usually is just milk and cream. Frozen custard is smoother and creamier than regular softserve.
User avatar #99 to #53 - lordofpenis (09/07/2013) [-]
thank you kind sir
User avatar #83 - Kushmonster (09/07/2013) [-]
holy **** , this is a thing?
#68 - wtf man (09/06/2013) [-]
AY DIOS MIO help me for i'm about to sin
AY DIOS MIO help me for i'm about to sin
#31 - kaiizel (09/06/2013) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
#30 - Ulmer ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #95 - 6(sic)6 (09/07/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #96 to #95 - paradox (09/07/2013) [-]
i agree my very blue comrade.
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User avatar #57 to #50 - mrgoodlove (09/06/2013) [-]
Dammit, I just deleted all my rainbow vomit gifs because I never used them!
#58 to #57 - hhanako (09/06/2013) [-]
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#69 to #58 - unotouchzetaco (09/06/2013) [-]
Toucans are sadly the most relevant thing i have to rainbows
Toucans are sadly the most relevant thing i have to rainbows
User avatar #82 to #69 - mrgoodlove (09/07/2013) [-]
No skittles pics?
User avatar #80 to #69 - Dwarf (09/07/2013) [-]
"THEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS" - Trix Toucan
User avatar #101 to #50 - twi (09/29/2013) [-]
lub u <4
#14 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
it is colored string and regular sprinkles inside
User avatar #28 to #14 - dcdt (09/06/2013) [-]
Beat me to it.

It was on Reddit the other day.
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