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User avatar #65 to #6 - dajokaman (09/06/2013) [-]
the COD Quickscoper would win.
User avatar #175 to #6 - jtjas (09/06/2013) [-]
! want to be part of this convo but i dont know what to say because i love all three so all i will say is that is some strange lighting.
#207 to #6 - ivehadworse (09/06/2013) [-]
I didn't realize how much I wanted this until now.
User avatar #18 to #6 - asasqw (09/05/2013) [-]
47 has the advantage since he has a free hand and snake is holding his gun in his right hand. Snake is forced to use his free hand to deal with fisher leaving him open to 47's assault. After that I leave it to Fisher since he is probably far better equipment than 47 despite 47 being the better killer.
User avatar #19 to #18 - robotvoice (09/05/2013) [-]
bitch do you even cqc?
#211 to #6 - furiousmarshmellow (09/06/2013) [-]
>No Garrett


>No Corvo
#156 to #6 - doctorjosh (09/06/2013) [-]
That is beautiful.
That is beautiful.
User avatar #185 to #6 - daentraya (09/06/2013) [-]
Can somebody shop Ezio just derping around in the background like the worlds most oblivious assassin?
User avatar #109 to #6 - lnyanchl (09/06/2013) [-]
I played both MGS titles and Hitman titles.
To be honest, it's clone versus clone, as Sam would be killed in a short amount of time.
User avatar #78 to #6 - germed (09/06/2013) [-]
How that fight would actually go down:

Agent 47 spends the whole fight walking around dressed as various employees.
Snake spends the whole fight hiding in a cardboard box.
Sam Fisher gets caught in some roof wiring and spends the whole fight stuck in the ceiling.

And then Big Boss comes and kills them all.
User avatar #154 to #6 - thundagawd ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Metal Gear Solid 4 - Big Mama cutscene [HD] Agent 47 and Sam Fisher don't stand a chance.
#94 to #6 - ronnywillkillyou (09/06/2013) [-]
Snake would win.
User avatar #16 to #6 - warioteam (09/05/2013) [-]
Snake would definitely win.
User avatar #15 to #6 - northleech (09/05/2013) [-]
They are all awesome, but it's easily Snake that would win.
#17 to #15 - sonnyboii (09/05/2013) [-]
Well. Considering he's in the middle of them, and they have guns and he doesnt. Its not looking too good for good ol' snake.

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#23 to #17 - profhershellayton (09/05/2013) [-]
While this is true, he knows CQC...
If its Snake, it could go anyway, if its Big Boss however, ***** ******

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User avatar #69 to #23 - guenane (09/06/2013) [-]
the boss died... but if it was her versus sam and 47 she will just dismount their guns LIKE SHE DOES EVERY ******* TIME and beat the crap out of them
User avatar #75 to #69 - KabulMan (09/06/2013) [-]
He mentioned Big boss, not the Boss. but yeah I agree
User avatar #45 to #17 - volshimond (09/06/2013) [-]
He's got rations son, there's no way he could take enough damage!
User avatar #32 to #17 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
Well, considering the crazy japanese ******** he's dealt with in his games, the two normal people with guns shouldn't phase him in the slightest.

User avatar #110 to #32 - thenukecity (09/06/2013) [-]
Agent 47 is a clone perfected to kill. Hes not a normal human. Just FYI.
User avatar #111 to #110 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
You're right, I forgot. Of the three I'm least familiar with Hitman games. I haven't played them in a long while.
#232 to #110 - ramnarainy (09/06/2013) [-]
Same as Solid Snake.
User avatar #254 to #232 - thenukecity (09/07/2013) [-]
I wasn't trying to argue that Snake wouldn't win, I was just correcting him because 47 isn't a normal human.
User avatar #20 to #6 - tenaciousjon (09/05/2013) [-]
Ain't nobody gettin' away from dat CQC.
User avatar #44 to #6 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
I remember once before I played the Metal Gear games I got into an argument with my friend and argued that Sam Fisher could kick Snake's ass based on what I'd seen of him, and I won the argument.

A year later after I'd played all the Metal Gear games I yelled at my friend for somehow letting me win that argument.
User avatar #8 to #6 - jopemon (09/05/2013) [-]
Snake would win, hands down.
#122 to #8 - SilentBlade (09/06/2013) [-]
I'm afraid fate is against you.
#13 to #8 - Bforbacon ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Agent 47 master race
User avatar #29 to #13 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
Don't you mean "I haven't played the Metal Gear games so I am simply uninformed of Snake's badassery" race?
#195 to #29 - Jameshaich (09/06/2013) [-]
I have, and I would still say 47.
He's far more cunning.
Don't get me wrong, I love snake to the very end.
But Agent 47 and snake are different.
User avatar #210 to #195 - angelious ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
yh snake has superhuman reflexes,speed and strength.

+ he is by far the most superior in combat

if he was naked snake then i could also say he would be more cunning than 47



snake master race ftw
User avatar #81 to #29 - iamaniceperson (09/06/2013) [-]
I never played any MG titles yet. Sad about that.
#84 to #81 - lawlight (09/06/2013) [-]
it's not too late
User avatar #85 to #84 - iamaniceperson (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know that, I think I'll get MG snake eater for the 3DS.
#121 to #85 - yellowcardraiden (09/06/2013) [-]
If you have PS3, get Legacy Collection, has 7 Metal Gear games, if you have a Xbox 360, get HD Collection, it has 5 Metal Gear games. Hd Collection is $40 and Legacy is $50. Really master piece of games, and the newest one is coming out next year.
#129 to #121 - lamarisagoodname (09/06/2013) [-]
WAIT IT'S ON THE ******* XBO-

HOLY **** START THE CAR
#149 to #129 - yellowcardraiden (09/06/2013) [-]
HD Collection comes with MGS2, MGS3, Peace Walker, and Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2, no MGS1 for some reason, only Legacy, but they're all still amazing games, enjoy.
User avatar #93 to #85 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
DO NOT DO THAT. Its a terrible port. If you buy it on 3DS, you'll hate one of the greatest games ever made. Get the HD collection on any other platform and play 3 there.
User avatar #99 to #85 - atruepatriot (09/06/2013) [-]
Why would you start a series with the third installment? Instead, get the Legacy Collection for the Ps3, or the HD Collection. Playing them in succession is a must.

#124 to #99 - stopsdropsand (09/06/2013) [-]
That third installment happens to be the earliest game chronologically. With a series such as MGS it would be wise to start from the beginning.
User avatar #249 to #124 - atruepatriot (09/07/2013) [-]
But Snake Eater even references the previous games. Even if it's the first chronologically I would recommend playing the series in the order they were released.
#228 to #81 - ramnarainy (09/06/2013) [-]
Never too late bro. The legacy collection came out on PS3 if you have one. it as almost all the games. excepts MGS Portable Ops and MGSR
User avatar #118 to #29 - llpanic (09/06/2013) [-]
maybe he means "i prefer the hitman series because i have a opinion on my own master race"
#187 to #13 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
**** Race*
User avatar #35 to #8 - TheGodamnBatman (09/06/2013) [-]
Sam Fisher is able to kill 4 different opponents doing a 180 to aim at each opponent that are well in all different directions and kill them all with 1 bullet.

47 has never missed a shot in his career.
#71 to #35 - jahnaids (09/06/2013) [-]
He missed a shot when I played Hitman.

User avatar #77 to #71 - TheGodamnBatman (09/06/2013) [-]
its arlight suck a dick faggot
User avatar #162 to #35 - rockamekishiko (09/06/2013) [-]
snake took down a ******* tank with two grenades
User avatar #134 to #35 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
You haven't played the Metal Gear Games, have you?

You sound like the people who think that Master Chief is better than Samus because they have no idea what the Metroid games are.

Snake has fought and beaten ghosts, tanks, psychics, giant bipedal nuke launching mechs, cyborg ninjas with swords that can cut steel, robots that can turn invisible, flying robots with guns on them, and a guy that was immortal. Western stuff is always more grounded in reality than Japanese stuff, so their characters are always going to be weaker because they aren't as over-the-top.
User avatar #193 to #134 - admiralen ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
master chief did a little more hardcore **** than that though, he ****** up scorpion and all kinds of **** , he can fall from orbit without getting hurt, he has regenerating shields and weigh upwards to what a tank does, hes trained in all sorts of combat and can look left and right aswell as forward and backward
User avatar #206 to #193 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
Well if you want to go there, Samus has single handedly blown up several planets, has dozens of nukes on her person usable at any time that don't damage her, can jump more than a hundred feet vertically, can run at the speed of missles through walls, has unlimited beam ammo capable of freezing anything in one shot, has hundreds of missles, can chill in a chasm full of lava without taking any damage, is flexible and agile enough to roll into a ball for movement, has a built in AI system that can scan and give information on anything, has half a dozen visor modes for detecting anything, can create black holes out of thin air, and has transcended dimensions multiple times.

But I'm sure a guy who dies from chest high water could beat her.

User avatar #208 to #206 - admiralen ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
the problem with water is that his armor weighs ******* tons dude, besides, the shield he has could pretty much block everything she has and his weapons could blast throug her armor
User avatar #236 to #208 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
You are a ******* idiot. She has so much shielding that MOLTEN LAVA does not damage it, and her armor is light enough that she can actually move better and jump higher under water. And like I said, she launches nukes and black holes that don't effect her, while Master Chief fires bullets, which have been known to do maybe one damage in some iterations. She typically has around 2000 shields.

Meanhwile, Chief's shields fail from around a dozen low caliber bullets, and he dies from one blow to the back. I normally hate this "my fictional character could beat yours" **** , but you are a complete ******* moronic fanboy if you think MC could beat Samus just because you like Halo more. I've played all the games in both series, and you have absolutely no basis.
User avatar #237 to #236 - admiralen ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
molten lava doesnt have any kinetic power, bullets to, masterchief doesnt just have any ******* gun either, thats a gun from the future, its WAY ******* more power full than a regular ******* gun, she has obviously ******* modified her weapons so that they wont hurt her instead of having some superarmor that cant be damaged, and again she fights ******* space pirates, masterchief fights galactic empires of the most mighty ******* **** ever, and let me remind you, the ones who can kill him one shot from the back are other spartans (master chief is WAY ******* stronger than other spartans btw) and they can flip a tank like its nothing, elites are a warrior race bred to ******* fight and they need an energy blade to cut through a spartans shield and armor
User avatar #239 to #237 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh right! I completely forgot that Halo has guns from the future! As opposed to the guns in Metroid that are clearly from the midddle ages.

But I'm sure MC's ability to flip a tank will protect him from being frozen in one shot fired at the speed of light, being nuked, and then put into an instant black hole.
User avatar #240 to #239 - admiralen ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
>implying you can freeze a kinetic shield lol
also i dont think it matters much if she fires her "nukes" at him, since theyre so ******* small and a nuke doesnt have especially much power, its all about the burning afterwards, second he can survive a drop from orbit, a black hole that cant even suck up the surrounding environment wont hurt him
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#145 to #134 - infinitesinz (09/06/2013) [-]
I think the only thing samus has over MC is her weaponry, if they had equal weapons, MC would win.
User avatar #150 to #145 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
You haven't played a Metroid game, have you?
#218 to #150 - infinitesinz (09/06/2013) [-]
I've played a few metroid games, not all, but a few.
User avatar #142 to #134 - yojo (09/06/2013) [-]
But snake never faced trained assassins like 47 or Sam Fisher.
If they had Snake's futuristic weapons and gear and had to face the same opponents, they could do it too.
In my opinion, as someone who has played nearly all of their games, if you placed them at 3 different points in a dark abandoned building with nothing but silenced pistols, Sam would have the upper hand, followed by snake, then 47
User avatar #188 to #142 - theoriginalzombie (09/06/2013) [-]
every single enemy you kill in the MGS games is a trained assassin...



even the generic guards are supposed to be former special forces / mercenaries
User avatar #231 to #188 - yojo (09/06/2013) [-]
why did both of you ignore the "like 47 or Sam Fisher" part?
That's what the emphasis was supposed to be on and you both just completely ignored that.
User avatar #234 to #231 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
Well if you say "like 47 or Fisher", then how about fighting Snake's ******* twin brother or Revolver Ocelot? Both are special agents with a lifetime of training, and one is genetically identical to Snake, except that Snake actually has all the recessive genes while liquid had all the dominant ones, so Snake should have lost.

And besides the fact that the two biggest villains of the series are JUST LIKE Sam and 47, why do they have to be? I'm pretty sure it would have been better for Snake to have fought a whole team of Sam Fisher's than to have done some of the **** he's done, like fight a Tank one on one in a closed arena, beaten a robotic octopus that could turn invisible, taken out a lazer shooting and missle launching bipedal mech by piloting a broken older model bipedal mech, or taking out a HIND - D by doing a backflip off of one of its missles and redirecting it at the cockpit.
User avatar #235 to #234 - yojo (09/06/2013) [-]
You do have a point with the first part of your argument and I was wrong when it comes to that.
but I still firmly believe that when stripped of the futuristic technology, Snake would come second to Fisher. But you know, opinions and **** .
User avatar #238 to #235 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
But if you think I have a point about Snake beating Liquid and Ocelot, then how would you think that Snake needs equipment to be good, because he beat his genetically superior clone without any equipment, and beat Ocelot who had exponentially more experience than him after Snake had just been microwaved for a minute straight and while he was dying of a virus, and again without any equipment.

But anyway, it just boils down to "My fictional character is better than yours!" It doesn't really matter, but it is sort of fun to discuss.
User avatar #241 to #238 - yojo (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh good, no hostile vibes here.

It's just that when I look at what Sam is capable of in Conviction and Blacklist and what Snake is capable of in MGS2 and 3 (which is where he might be at his prime), it just seems like Sam would have the upper hand at least in stealth and . but I can't come to a conclusion on who would win if it were a situation where they just straight up walked up to each other and fought to the death. We haven't really seen Sam in a situation like that unless I'm forgetting something.
#255 to #142 - ramnarainy (09/07/2013) [-]
Solid Snake faced up against
>Liquid Snake (Former SAS and MI6)
>Revolver Ocelot (Former NSA, CIA, KGB, GRU)
>FoxHound Unit (Big Boss's Unit)
>Gurlukovich Mercenaries (Mostly Former Spetsnaz)
>Genome Soldiers (Genetically altered with Big Boss' genes and intensive VR training.)
>Gray Fox (Hand to hand)
>Big Boss (Who is known to be one of the greatest espionage agents in the MGS universe.
That is the soldiers with espionage training (Sam Fisher) and genetically altered/cloned ( Agent 47)
Also enjoy this picture of Big Boss.
User avatar #256 to #255 - yojo (09/07/2013) [-]
yeah I already discussed that with the otherguy.
and thank you, I enjoyed that.
User avatar #151 to #142 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
He's never faced trained assassin's?!? Every single boss in every single metal gear game is an amazingly over powered and highly trained assassin.
User avatar #230 to #151 - yojo (09/06/2013) [-]
***like 47 or Sam Fisher***
I was implying they are top tier. He has faced no one at their level
#113 to #8 - spetsnazvymple (09/06/2013) [-]
except sam can see more than 9 feet
User avatar #135 to #113 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
And Snake can see into areas that have a tinge of shadow to them. What's your point?
User avatar #11 to #8 - cptmongtard ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Oh my god that is amazing
#190 - RobotSox **User deleted account** (09/06/2013) [-]
#196 to #190 - datkiid (09/06/2013) [-]
yes!
#152 - klokwork (09/06/2013) [-]
And they were forever lost in an infinite loop of time and space.
And they were forever lost in an infinite loop of time and space.
User avatar #177 - sonmichael (09/06/2013) [-]
If 47 has a Donald outfit on.
Does that mean he has no pants?
#194 to #177 - samoaspider ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
well we can't see below his waist, so yeah, probably
well we can't see below his waist, so yeah, probably
#60 - ehzio ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
A man's job isn't for little girls
A man's job isn't for little girls
#66 to #60 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
Exactly why Snake wasn't called for the job.
User avatar #72 to #66 - KabulMan (09/06/2013) [-]
Snake is a spy, not an assassin. It'd make sense as to why he's not involved
#247 to #66 - slysixtyfourwii (09/07/2013) [-]
I've said this before but I'll say this again. Snake's the manliest man filled to the chin-beard with testosterone... He's so manly the closest thing he has to suffering is trying to hold back all his masculinity because its too strong for his body to withstand.
#79 to #60 - slysixtyfourwii (09/06/2013) [-]
JOHN/ JACK / NAKED SNAKE / SALADIN / BIG BOSS/ VIC BOSS / PUNISHED SNAKE IS AWESOME!!!
User avatar #96 to #79 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
Punished Snake is the raddest name ever.
User avatar #217 to #96 - commontroll (09/06/2013) [-]
I certainly punish my snake a lot...

I'm so lonely...
#248 to #217 - slysixtyfourwii (09/07/2013) [-]
I have women Punish my Solid Snake (but I make them call it Big Boss) until Liquid comes out. Just kidding I'm lonely too, let's be lonely together
#246 to #96 - slysixtyfourwii (09/07/2013) [-]
I originally wanted to just say "Punished Snake" 'cause of how badass it sounds but people would've CAPSLOCKED "NO!!! THAT'S BIG BOSS!! DOY!!"
#198 - jellymadofficer (09/06/2013) [-]
Donald is kill?
#158 - vladhellsing ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
SURPRISE TWIST!
User avatar #163 to #158 - NekustaII (09/06/2013) [-]
Which game is he from?
#164 to #163 - vladhellsing ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Dishonored.
Dishonored.
User avatar #224 to #164 - certifiedidiot (09/06/2013) [-]
I kind of want to show Adam Savage this and see if he could make the thing.
#221 to #158 - kiermatv (09/06/2013) [-]
At least it's better than Altaiar
#170 to #158 - rsrobert (09/06/2013) [-]
That game is awesome!
#171 to #170 - vladhellsing ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Also keeping an eye on the Thief reboot.
Also keeping an eye on the Thief reboot.
#172 to #171 - rsrobert (09/06/2013) [-]
Let's hope it will be good!
User avatar #204 to #172 - germed (09/06/2013) [-]
I hope it will be good, but I don't know if I like the "only first person" deal.
That's really my only problem with it since I play pc but anyone with a ps4 is going to kill themselves thanks to the 30fps cap, I can't believe they are making a reboot of such an amazing high profile game and at the same time being one of the first games for the next-gen consoles and pulling something stupid like that.
But again, console problems are for console players.
User avatar #173 to #172 - vladhellsing ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
I've seen bugger all gameplay, but what I hear about the gameplay I like so far and I haven't seen any combat gameplay or mention of combat mechanics. Always a good sign.

Still, with the way stealth games have been going lately, I can't say I have my hopes up.
User avatar #176 to #170 - zorororonoa (09/06/2013) [-]
I know, people give it **** a lot of times, but it was honesly one of my favorite stealth games.
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User avatar #1 - urbancohort (09/05/2013) [-]
That's hell of a good disguise.
#2 to #1 - dragx (09/05/2013) [-]
I know this is kinda stupid but i'm not sure if he's disguised as a boy or a girl
User avatar #3 to #2 - worshippingbensho (09/05/2013) [-]
Duck.
#4 to #3 - dragx (09/05/2013) [-]
Smart son of a bitch.
User avatar #10 to #2 - bitchplzzz (09/05/2013) [-]
sissy
#216 - rambomanthree (09/06/2013) [-]
bitch, please!
#125 - deathklokiller (09/06/2013) [-]
no jc denton or adam jenson? damm
no jc denton or adam jenson? damm
User avatar #130 to #125 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
I always forget that those are stealth games.
User avatar #133 to #130 - deathklokiller (09/06/2013) [-]
the first game was more stealthy
User avatar #137 to #133 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
I've only played HR, but I have the original installed. Its one of the 15 or so games on my backlog at the moment.
User avatar #139 to #137 - deathklokiller (09/06/2013) [-]
hr is more you are compensated for being stealthy and not killing but in the original, sometimes you want to find a vent a box to run inside and never leave.
#101 - Naziguy (09/06/2013) [-]
snake uses stealth in a different way then thies two. hitman you can kill the target with out even being noticed...the same goes with splinter cell. mgs you can sneak past gaurds and nonsence but in the boss fights there is no just sneaking up and offing him. you almost always get noticed and then duke it out. which is not in the hitman style. personally i think sam fisher would win he has countless missions under his belt with alot more than just a paycheck riding on him killing the guy.
User avatar #107 to #101 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
Just because there are boss fights doesn't make Snake less stealthy. You can go through every metal gear game not only without being noticed, but also without killing a single person outside of the bosses.
#112 to #107 - goldsignet (09/06/2013) [-]
and since the tranqs were added, you dont even technically kill them
#114 to #112 - Naziguy (09/06/2013) [-]
look right now if they were all real they could all kill me mid sentence. im just arguing that mgs stealth isn't as big a deciding factor in completion of killing the target. a true stealth killer wouldn't engage in conversation with the target...he would just kill them.
User avatar #117 to #114 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
I would concede that Snake himself is not as stealthy as Agent 47, but the MGS games definitely contain more sophisticated stealth than either Splinter Cell or the Hitman games.
#120 to #117 - Naziguy (09/06/2013) [-]
agreed.....look at this nazis and jew getting together....
#86 - latinotornado (09/06/2013) [-]
Ok ok ok hold up. Snake shouldn't even be in this argument bc Snake is a soldier (Green Beret if i'm not mistaken) and a spy.  Fisher is a spy/assassin and 47 is a straight assassin.  So excluding Snake, it's between 47 and Fisher, and although 47 has never missed a shot in his career, Fisher has all around better combat experience and far better equipment.  I gotta give it to Fisher. inb4 butthurt snakefags
Ok ok ok hold up. Snake shouldn't even be in this argument bc Snake is a soldier (Green Beret if i'm not mistaken) and a spy. Fisher is a spy/assassin and 47 is a straight assassin. So excluding Snake, it's between 47 and Fisher, and although 47 has never missed a shot in his career, Fisher has all around better combat experience and far better equipment. I gotta give it to Fisher. inb4 butthurt snakefags
User avatar #155 to #86 - thegamefaceman (09/06/2013) [-]
Not being butthurt, but in a world where Snake and Sam existed together, Snake would win because if Fisher had qualities of the perfect soldier, Snake would have Fisher's genes. Snake is genetically modified to literally be the perfect soldier.
User avatar #95 to #86 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
In MG2 Snake's primary mission is assassinating the leader of Zanzibarland, in MGS its assassinating the entire FOXHOUND unit, in MGS2 its assassinating Ocelot, and in MGS4 its again assassinating Ocelot. He is just as much an assassin as he is a spy or a mercenary.
User avatar #102 to #86 - Shadow Guardian (09/06/2013) [-]
Fisher is an ex-Navy SEAL + cross-training with the Rangers, Green Berets, Delta Force, and Marine Force Recon. Add in the NSA training he did as the first Splinter Cell, he'd kick Agent 47's ass. Not to mention, 3rd/4th Echelon gear > Hitman gear.
#116 to #103 - brybryan (09/06/2013) [-]
you read my mind my friend
User avatar #104 to #103 - Shadow Guardian (09/06/2013) [-]
Gotta say, I'd love to see Fisher vs. Snake.
User avatar #106 to #104 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
Snake always has more stuff going for him because its a Japanese game, so things are always much more over the top and ridiculous. Remember the time he did a backflip off a missle, fought a psychic ghost, piloted a bipedal nuke launching mech to fight a submersible bipedal nuke launching mech, or punched his way through several concrete walls?
User avatar #108 to #106 - Shadow Guardian (09/06/2013) [-]
Not really. I've never played the MG series, but I've checked it out online.
User avatar #153 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/06/2013) [-]
I don't care what kind of military background Fisher has had, 47 would get him no problem. You take out ex-military in some of the games, even the Vice President in Blood Money.
Sorry Sammy, I'm goin with 47 on this matchup.
User avatar #225 to #153 - TheGodamnBatman (09/06/2013) [-]
That doesnt even make sense.
Thats like saying i dont care what training a MMA fighter has i'm still going to beat him in a slap.
User avatar #226 to #225 - TheGodamnBatman (09/06/2013) [-]
Also by that logic,Sam has taken out hundreds of Assassins so 47 would be no problem.
User avatar #26 - trollofhalo (09/05/2013) [-]
I just realized Sly Cooper wears a school child's costume. Nice job, Japan!
User avatar #34 to #26 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
Also that's Donald Duck's outfit, not a school child's.
User avatar #31 to #26 - metajunky (09/06/2013) [-]
Sucker Punch is an American video game company
User avatar #33 to #31 - trollofhalo (09/06/2013) [-]
I was leaning more toward how they mainly work under Sony, but who didn't know that?
*Light flashes to wall, another wall, then a water tower with "Sucker Punch" on it*
User avatar #36 to #33 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
They weren't even owned by Sony until last year, though. That would be like saying "Thanks Japan" for the Uncharted series.
User avatar #37 to #36 - trollofhalo (09/06/2013) [-]
I never said they were owned by Sony.
User avatar #38 to #37 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
So then why would you blame Japan? No one in Japan had creative input on the game.
User avatar #41 to #38 - trollofhalo (09/06/2013) [-]
Sorry, did you just change the subject? Anyhow, they worked exclusively with Japan, i was referencing to how nice a job Sony did by working exclusively with Sucker Punch.
User avatar #42 to #41 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
No you weren't. You were making a joke about Japan loving school girl's outfits and it didn't apply because the people who made the costume weren't japanese. Then you went on a spree of trying to defend yourself instead of just admitting that you are wrong.
User avatar #43 to #42 - trollofhalo (09/06/2013) [-]
How do you know what I meant? And also, where did I imply it was specifically a school girl's outfit and how Japan may or may not love school girl's outfits?
#47 to #43 - deadlyambitions (09/06/2013) [-]
"I just realized Sly Cooper wears a school child's costume. Nice job, Japan!"

that blames Japan for kids school outfit

so let me solve this for u A. japan had no part in the game. B. Thats actually a sailor outfit Source:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Duck

u then tried to turn the point around to make u sound right but u rnt
User avatar #49 to #47 - trollofhalo (09/06/2013) [-]
That doesn't prove I'm blaming Japan for a school kids outfit, but I can say I'm wrong about it being a school child's outfit.
#50 to #49 - deadlyambitions (09/06/2013) [-]
again ur implying that japan is the only one to have school girl outfit
User avatar #51 to #50 - trollofhalo (09/06/2013) [-]
How?
#52 to #51 - deadlyambitions (09/06/2013) [-]
ur blaming japan for school girl outfits yet it was more popular and was sexier in England and such
User avatar #53 to #52 - trollofhalo (09/06/2013) [-]
That doesn't answer HOW I was implying Japan is the only country to have school girl outfits, now does it?
#54 to #53 - deadlyambitions (09/06/2013) [-]
Then how is it japans fault
User avatar #55 to #54 - trollofhalo (09/06/2013) [-]
I never said it was Japan's fault. I was saying Japan did a nice job having Sucker Punch work exclusively with them for the game.
#57 to #55 - deadlyambitions (09/06/2013) [-]
lol are u retarded japan had no part or anything with sucker punch u ****** retard
User avatar #56 to #53 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
Its time to stop posting kid. Just let things go every once in a while. You don't have to spend half an hour proving how you were completely correct in every aspect of some ten word comment on a reposted internet comic.
User avatar #63 to #56 - trollofhalo (09/06/2013) [-]
drsheldoncooperftw had a better way of wording it.
#48 to #42 - deadlyambitions (09/06/2013) [-]
I got u and here is a thumb
#169 - zozman (09/06/2013) [-]
Have Sam Fisher and Agent 47 turned asian all of a sudden ?
Wtf is up with their eyes ?
User avatar #174 to #169 - zorororonoa (09/06/2013) [-]
It is just the art style of Dorkly
User avatar #178 to #169 - gragasvlad (09/06/2013) [-]
the eyes in the comic are faster to do than normal eyes, so the artist of the comic is just lazy
#127 - alexhill (09/06/2013) [-]
I was pretty disappointed with the portrayal of Sam Fisher in Blacklist he was just so bland and generic
#159 to #127 - vladhellsing ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
The SC series has been going downhill since Chaos Theory. Last good game in the series.
User avatar #201 to #159 - spawnsy (09/06/2013) [-]
Hey, Conviction was pretty fun
User avatar #209 to #201 - vladhellsing ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
But it wasn't a "Splinter Cell" game; it felt more like a cross between Rainbow Six: Vegas and Batman: Arkham Asylum. Too much action, whereas the SC series has mostly been about balls-to-the-walls intense close quarters stealth. Once they start handing you unsuppressed weapons, a cover system, ****** stealth mechanics, infinite ammo and regenerating health it becomes less of a stealth game and more of a shooter.
User avatar #180 to #159 - zorororonoa (09/06/2013) [-]
Favorite SC game? Mine was Pandora Tomorrow. I don't know why, but I just really like that one above the others.
User avatar #181 to #180 - vladhellsing ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Chaos Theory is my favourite. Has by far the strongest plot and has the best stealth mechanics. Not to mention also the prettiest.
User avatar #182 to #181 - zorororonoa (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, Chaos Theory was pretty amazing. Is it just me or was Double Agent really disappointing.
User avatar #183 to #182 - vladhellsing ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
It was really disappointing.
#68 - uglyleprechaun (09/06/2013) [-]
Dolan pls
#25 - midothegreat (09/05/2013) [-]
i dunno i was expecting Ezio to kill them both in the end
User avatar #30 to #25 - lfunnymanl (09/06/2013) [-]
the picture was of assassins not free runners
User avatar #59 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
Big Boss>Snake>Agent 47>Sam Fisher>Garrett

I would like to make this list longer but stealth based games are much less frequent than they aught to be.
User avatar #64 to #59 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (09/06/2013) [-]
I'd choose Garret over Sam, he could disarm Fisher without him even notice
User avatar #67 to #64 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
I definitely like Garret more, and he himself is a better thief/assassin, but Sam has a huge arsenal of ******** weapons and tech that would make him hard to beat for anyone who isn't genetically enhanced.
User avatar #70 to #67 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (09/06/2013) [-]
I though your comment was about who was the stealthiest
User avatar #97 to #70 - indecisivejew (09/06/2013) [-]
No, then Garret comes out on top pretty handily.

I love Thief. I hope they don't **** up the new one.
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