The end is nigh. Do not complain about the gas mask and the handle "but, but, sempai the toxic fumes are coming from there", off! you are supposed to  enjoying apocalypse the


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#5 - bugman (09/05/2013) [-]
#96 to #51 - yisumad (09/06/2013) [-]
This 			******		 guy
This ****** guy
#17 - littlesoldierboy ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Ever been so stoned?
User avatar #59 to #17 - nocturnalemission (09/05/2013) [-]
Looks like he took the dump of his life... maybe literally.
#94 - themuffinmaan (09/06/2013) [-]
"Hey guys, are there doritos in here? I have no idea what the **** I just bought."
#30 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 to #30 - thechosentroll (09/05/2013) [-]
So, who ordered Taco Bell?
User avatar #2 - married (09/05/2013) [-]
If only Syria had funnyjunk
#86 to #2 - jjmr (09/05/2013) [-]
Syria does have funnyjunk. Maybe its called the world wide web for a reason?
User avatar #140 to #86 - drunkasaurus (09/06/2013) [-]
The content and comment were jokes... Obviously if a Syrian wanted to buy an actual protective mask and wear it 24/7 they could. They wouldn't need to take FJ's advice and build it our of a Clorox bottle. Syria is poor but it's not a ******* village in Kenya.
#145 to #140 - jjmr (09/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #100 to #2 - married (09/06/2013) [-]
I can thumb up now. Thumbs for everyone
#24 - kennyh (09/05/2013) [-]
For a while I thought this was a survival technique in itself.
I was thinking "big deal now you have little ******* charcoal what do you do with it?
I am not a clever man
User avatar #92 to #24 - dubslao (09/06/2013) [-]
i thought that too until he showed the filter
#52 - yuukoku (09/05/2013) [-]
For those of you unaware, you actually can use charcoal to filter water safely. They also use it in gas-mask filters.
For those of you unaware, you actually can use charcoal to filter water safely. They also use it in gas-mask filters.
#91 to #52 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
Charcoal is a natural toxin remover.
User avatar #104 to #91 - yuukoku (09/06/2013) [-]
Really? I wasn't sure why it did that.
User avatar #12 - midgetnigger (09/05/2013) [-]
But what about being able to SEE with the gas mask? It's clearly covering his eyes! I'm really disappointing in you bluechalk. You really should have explained that in your description as well.
User avatar #33 to #12 - dinkcool (09/05/2013) [-]
You do know that most gasses hurt your eyes as well.
User avatar #71 to #33 - midgetnigger (09/05/2013) [-]
So you agree that this is an inefficient design? Not just because you can't see, but because the sponge likely won't filter anything smaller than water vapor, which means 90% of all gases would just pass through.
User avatar #72 to #71 - midgetnigger (09/05/2013) [-]
Also, good luck getting that thing to seal efficiently to your face. That means that it really wouldn't matter if it covered your eyes or not, gas would still get to them. As I stated, this is an extremely inefficient design and I am disappointed.
User avatar #21 to #12 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
You CAN peel off the label you know
User avatar #16 to #12 - personz (09/05/2013) [-]
This is why you use a clear plastic container, or more likely just a smoky/clouded container, so you'll still be able to see with it covering your eyes.
User avatar #68 to #12 - megusters (09/05/2013) [-]
It's transparent.
#13 to #12 - bluechalk [OP](09/05/2013) [-]
I try to save your lives and this is the thanks i get, it's more important to breathe sometimes you know?
I try to save your lives and this is the thanks i get, it's more important to breathe sometimes you know?
User avatar #99 to #13 - akkere (09/06/2013) [-]
Yes, yes, but can it support my Steam games?
Does it come with cup holders?
These are the real problems.
User avatar #20 to #13 - ilovemyguns (09/05/2013) [-]
Or you could buy a gas mask that would actually hold up against anything in gas form. That sponge wouldn't filter much. I believe Chlorine gas, airborne viruses like the plague (or anything really), other fumes generally thinner than water (such as gasoline fumes), etc. would still get through quite easily. At most it might help against burning rubber or plastic, as long as the mask is actually completely sealed around your face, which is harder to do than you think, especially with materials such as detergent containers.
#124 to #20 - jakeattack (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah some emergency masks can be hundreds though, an old military mask is cheap but mostly for bio weapons. Inb4 Syria
User avatar #133 to #124 - ilovemyguns (09/06/2013) [-]
Then buy a typical dust mask from your local home depot, one that covers dust and some fumes. Not like a hospital mask, I mean actual full face masks. Also, so what if it's a couple hundred? If you're worried about an attack on the United States to where you would want to make things like this, you should be more than willing to buy a decent mask.
#135 to #133 - jakeattack (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh I'm willing, not yet able to spend that as I'm 17. But some people broke poor. So the high cost can suck. I do have a finish gas mask though
User avatar #22 to #13 - ilovemyguns (09/05/2013) [-]
Also, this is a repost, you're not saving **** . Even the water one isn't all that good, you'd have to grind the coal and cat litter, and hope to god microscopic parasites don't get through. It's mostly just to filter dirt, you would still need to boil the water.
User avatar #23 to #22 - midgetnigger (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, he also didn't clarify that it had to be fresh, unused cat little. I had my little cousin try this and didn't know... Is he going to die?
#95 - romdadon (09/06/2013) [-]
last one reminded me of this
#50 - skinnypanda (09/05/2013) [-]
So if we run out of sponges we pretty much ******
User avatar #109 to #50 - sequel (09/06/2013) [-]
Probably has to be a clean sponge too.
#1 - justinacase (09/05/2013) [-]
Well he definitely lives alone.
User avatar #77 - roxasbaby (09/05/2013) [-]
Heres a tip. Mix up your post apocalyptic water by substituting clean cat litter with used cat litter for that authentic bear grylls flavor.
#90 - jabone (09/06/2013) [-]
now I must prepare..........
now I must prepare..........
#80 - nickmandemon (09/05/2013) [-]
So basically, sponges are amazing.
#3 - BossTamsy (09/05/2013) [-]
Can either of these be validated? I mean, can you really fashion a filter out of charcoal briquettes, kitty litter, and a sponge? I'm just not convinced.
User avatar #15 to #3 - noideawhatimdoing (09/05/2013) [-]
The kitty litter is (from my veiw) acting like a first filter from the larger debris. It gets wet and clumps and therefore much harder for debris to continue through the filter. And the coal is effective. And the sponge layers are to absorb particles of the filters themselves. I would boil the "Cleaned" water afterwords.

#25 to #15 - keyoke ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, you could just as easily use any rock/glass/stuff, from coarse to fine, then powdered coal, then from fine to coarse again.
User avatar #28 to #25 - noideawhatimdoing (09/05/2013) [-]
Sand is most common as residue sticks to it. I wouldnt want glass shards in my water
#29 to #28 - keyoke ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Not shards. that would be dumb.
Its all quartz in the end anyway.
#55 to #3 - sexualtyranosaurus (09/05/2013) [-]
It wouldn't work, the sponge would get moldy and contaminate your drinking water.

The charcoal really would filter the water though. So if you made a similar device but used something other than a sponge, it could work.
#19 to #3 - sorrowfulone (09/05/2013) [-]
Eeyup, it's a simple one. If ya wanna make a better but with items not usually found at home one there's this.
#4 to #3 - secretary (09/05/2013) [-]
I don't see what the cat litter is good for, but you can make a charcoal filter by simply crushing up fresh coal and compressing it tightly down a bottle. The mask looks sketchy though
#11 to #3 - themonkeyfrompluto (09/05/2013) [-]
(char) coal is probably the best and the cheapest one to clean water, most stuff bonds with the surface of it. We learned to use sand rocks and charcoal in a bottle in different layers to get clean water. I don't know much about that gasmask. :S hope it helped
User avatar #79 to #11 - defeats (09/05/2013) [-]
I think it's mostly about the water in the sponge, a wet cloth would have the same effect.
#53 to #11 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
The gas mask has its potential. I mean, really, you could just use a wet bandana over your air passages. That'll help with smoke, at least.
#112 - vanoreo (09/06/2013) [-]
Or buy one for like $30
#114 to #112 - doubledisme (09/06/2013) [-]
this sucker here is about 300$
but if the SHTF
(or if you just enjoy backpacking)
you will realize its a steal
#125 to #114 - jakeattack (09/06/2013) [-]
Da fuq does it do
#126 to #125 - jakeattack (09/06/2013) [-]
I mean like how, cuz doesn't see, to be purifying air too well
#143 to #126 - doubledisme (09/06/2013) [-]
**** .
its a water filter forgot to point that out
filters last about a year and a half or something like that
#147 to #143 - jakeattack (09/06/2013) [-]
Sounds useful as **** still! Being able to purify water would be great cuz then you don't need to carry as much, thus less weight
#148 to #147 - doubledisme (09/06/2013) [-]
you need to find your water souce which if you dont know your area, would be hard.
when I use it backpacking or hunting I fill up my canteens with it so I dont get thristy
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#113 to #112 - garykn (09/06/2013) [-]
Way ahead of you bro.
User avatar #128 to #120 - thegamerslife (09/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #115 to #113 - thegamerslife (09/06/2013) [-]
**** , now I want one!
User avatar #81 - dishesaredone (09/05/2013) [-]
***** i can't see ****
#127 - tomoya (09/06/2013) [-]
then u get the lighter-fluids from the charcoal in your water. Good job!
#146 to #127 - moakstryker (09/06/2013) [-]
If you use natural-lump charcoal, though...
#116 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
MFW title
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