The end is nigh. Do not complain about the gas mask and the handle "but, but, sempai the toxic fumes are coming from there", off! you are supposed to  enjoying apocalypse the
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#5 - bugman
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(09/05/2013) [-]
#2 - married
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(09/05/2013) [-]
If only Syria had funnyjunk
#86 to #2 - jjmr
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Syria does have funnyjunk. Maybe its called the world wide web for a reason?
#140 to #86 - drunkasaurus
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(09/06/2013) [-]
The content and comment were jokes... Obviously if a Syrian wanted to buy an actual protective mask and wear it 24/7 they could. They wouldn't need to take FJ's advice and build it our of a Clorox bottle. Syria is poor but it's not a ******* village in Kenya.
#145 to #140 - jjmr
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(09/06/2013) [-]
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#100 to #2 - married
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I can thumb up now. Thumbs for everyone
#51 - Infernal
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(09/05/2013) [-]
#98 to #51 - JudasLitl
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(09/06/2013) [-]
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#96 to #51 - yisumad
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(09/06/2013) [-]
This ****** guy
This ****** guy
#69 to #51 - zorororonoa
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(09/05/2013) [-]
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#17 - littlesoldierboy
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Ever been so stoned?
#59 to #17 - nocturnalemission ONLINE
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Looks like he took the dump of his life... maybe literally.
#34 to #17 - kiwikat
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#30 - bleeduntildeath
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#43 to #30 - thechosentroll
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(09/05/2013) [-]
So, who ordered Taco Bell?
#12 - midgetnigger
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(09/05/2013) [-]
But what about being able to SEE with the gas mask? It's clearly covering his eyes! I'm really disappointing in you bluechalk. You really should have explained that in your description as well.
#21 to #12 - pineapplechunkss
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(09/05/2013) [-]
You CAN peel off the label you know
#16 to #12 - personz
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(09/05/2013) [-]
This is why you use a clear plastic container, or more likely just a smoky/clouded container, so you'll still be able to see with it covering your eyes.
#33 to #12 - dinkcool
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(09/05/2013) [-]
You do know that most gasses hurt your eyes as well.
#71 to #33 - midgetnigger
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(09/05/2013) [-]
So you agree that this is an inefficient design? Not just because you can't see, but because the sponge likely won't filter anything smaller than water vapor, which means 90% of all gases would just pass through.
#72 to #71 - midgetnigger
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Also, good luck getting that thing to seal efficiently to your face. That means that it really wouldn't matter if it covered your eyes or not, gas would still get to them. As I stated, this is an extremely inefficient design and I am disappointed.
#68 to #12 - megusters
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(09/05/2013) [-]
It's transparent.
#13 to #12 - bluechalk [OP]
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(09/05/2013) [-]
I try to save your lives and this is the thanks i get, it's more important to breathe sometimes you know?
I try to save your lives and this is the thanks i get, it's more important to breathe sometimes you know?
#99 to #13 - akkere
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Yes, yes, but can it support my Steam games?
Does it come with cup holders?
These are the real problems.
#20 to #13 - ilovemyguns ONLINE
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Or you could buy a gas mask that would actually hold up against anything in gas form. That sponge wouldn't filter much. I believe Chlorine gas, airborne viruses like the plague (or anything really), other fumes generally thinner than water (such as gasoline fumes), etc. would still get through quite easily. At most it might help against burning rubber or plastic, as long as the mask is actually completely sealed around your face, which is harder to do than you think, especially with materials such as detergent containers.
#124 to #20 - jakeattack
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah some emergency masks can be hundreds though, an old military mask is cheap but mostly for bio weapons. Inb4 Syria
#133 to #124 - ilovemyguns ONLINE
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Then buy a typical dust mask from your local home depot, one that covers dust and some fumes. Not like a hospital mask, I mean actual full face masks. Also, so what if it's a couple hundred? If you're worried about an attack on the United States to where you would want to make things like this, you should be more than willing to buy a decent mask.
#135 to #133 - jakeattack
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Oh I'm willing, not yet able to spend that as I'm 17. But some people broke poor. So the high cost can suck. I do have a finish gas mask though
#22 to #13 - ilovemyguns ONLINE
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Also, this is a repost, you're not saving ****. Even the water one isn't all that good, you'd have to grind the coal and cat litter, and hope to god microscopic parasites don't get through. It's mostly just to filter dirt, you would still need to boil the water.
#23 to #22 - midgetnigger
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, he also didn't clarify that it had to be fresh, unused cat little. I had my little cousin try this and didn't know... Is he going to die?
#94 - themuffinmaan
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(09/06/2013) [-]
"Hey guys, are there doritos in here? I have no idea what the **** I just bought."
#24 - kennyh
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(09/05/2013) [-]
For a while I thought this was a survival technique in itself.
I was thinking "big deal now you have little ******* charcoal what do you do with it?
I am not a clever man
#92 to #24 - dubslao
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(09/06/2013) [-]
i thought that too until he showed the filter
#6 - theqsk
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(09/05/2013) [-]
I foresee a problem.
#7 to #6 - theydontlikeu
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(09/05/2013) [-]
my first thought also
#10 to #6 - vaskaduzea
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(09/05/2013) [-]
are you stupid ?
#37 to #6 - anon
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(09/05/2013) [-]
cant tell if they are trolling or just dont see the handle hole
#45 to #6 - anon
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Did you even read the description?
#14 to #6 - spoonhero **User deleted account**
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Can't you see that in the other picture it's pushed all the way down?
#8 to #6 - rho
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(09/05/2013) [-]
You push it down through there, to the lid. The seal is more efficient if you push it down from the inside, instead of up through the opening.
#52 - yuukoku
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(09/05/2013) [-]
For those of you unaware, you actually can use charcoal to filter water safely. They also use it in gas-mask filters.
For those of you unaware, you actually can use charcoal to filter water safely. They also use it in gas-mask filters.
#91 to #52 - anon
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Charcoal is a natural toxin remover.
#104 to #91 - yuukoku
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Really? I wasn't sure why it did that.