"...but she's still a bitch". . I NEVER SAID SHE STOLE MY MONEY" This bentense has 7 different meanings depending en the ward.. I never said she stole my money - Someone else said it. I never said she stole my money - Not even once. I never said she stole my money - I communicated it in
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#10 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence
#13 to #10 - vladhellsing (09/05/2013) [-]
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
#36 to #13 - offodd (09/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #13 - thatoneidiot (09/05/2013) [-]
You missed I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence
#178 to #15 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #146 to #14 - anthonyh (09/06/2013) [-]
He missed a bunch of them.
User avatar #68 to #14 - nexuser (09/05/2013) [-]
He also missed I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
User avatar #50 to #13 - cormy (09/05/2013) [-]
Lies, stresses on "so", "cool", "until", "sentence", "any", "will", "pretty" and "this" does not change what this sentence implies.
#167 to #13 - thornberry (09/06/2013) [-]
So... was it worth it?
So... was it worth it?
#78 to #13 - MattSwan (09/05/2013) [-]
You put a lot of work into this....
You put a lot of work into this....
#21 to #13 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #186 to #13 - psykobear ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
You skipped:
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
realized, work, with, and much
User avatar #197 to #186 - vladhellsing (09/06/2013) [-]
The emphasis doesn't really work with the last three, so I skipped them.
#179 to #13 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #166 to #13 - oriolopocholo (09/06/2013) [-]
the gif just makes it, lol'd hard
#141 to #13 - goldengohan ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Why didn't you do the word "realized"?

User avatar #138 to #13 - Denver (09/05/2013) [-]
Actually, because the sentence has two clauses, it could have one stress in each clause.
#136 to #13 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
i love you
User avatar #74 to #13 - platypusemperor (09/05/2013) [-]
You get my thumb for the effort
User avatar #67 to #13 - darrensankari (09/05/2013) [-]
This is one of the most perfect combinations of a reaction pic/gif and written comment I've ever seen, in the form of a reply.
User avatar #59 to #13 - duedum (09/05/2013) [-]
Look at the text and scroll.
User avatar #19 to #13 - normantheowl (09/05/2013) [-]
I scrolled buy your comment really quick and it was all wavy n **** so i read it
User avatar #3 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
I never said she stole my money - Someone else said it.
I never said she stole my money - Not even once.
I never said she stole my money - I communicated it in a non-verbal manner.
I never said she stole my money - Someone else stole the money.
I never said she stole my money - She did something else with it.
I never said she stole my money - She stole someone elses money.
I never said she stole my money - She stole something else of mine.
#25 to #3 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
glorious
#56 to #3 - datswag (09/05/2013) [-]
In my opinion the said means "I implied it, but I never said it" Anyways, thanks for clearing it up for all the Dummys
#87 to #3 - kparan (09/05/2013) [-]
Fixed:
I never said she stole my money - Someone else said it.
I never said she stole my money - Not even once.
I never said she stole my money - I communicated it in a non-verbal manner.
I never said she stole my money - Someone else stole the money.
I never said she stole my money - She did something else with it.
I never said she stole my money - She stole someone else's money.
I never said she stole my money - She stole something else of mine.
#127 to #87 - pkrbarmovie (09/05/2013) [-]
That's... not funny at all.
User avatar #89 to #87 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Took me a while to realize what had changed. Now I'm annoyed at myself...
User avatar #103 to #3 - tittentei (09/05/2013) [-]
******* sending it brah ;D
#173 to #3 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #8 to #3 - kasperfage (09/05/2013) [-]
i would actually go as far as to say that the 3rd one is more like "I never said that exact sentence"
User avatar #198 to #3 - swimmingprodigy (09/06/2013) [-]
See I wanted to think about that and figure it out, but I didn't have the will nor brainpower. Thank you
User avatar #199 to #198 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Awesome. It was useful to one person and got #1 comment lol
User avatar #16 to #3 - teleamachus (09/05/2013) [-]
Was this actually necessary?
User avatar #20 to #16 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
I was bored and this way people wouldn't be confused. (most wouldn't anyway but for those who might be)
User avatar #33 to #20 - masdercheef (09/05/2013) [-]
The last time I saw this content posted (which was quite a while ago) I posted pretty much the exact same thing as you, and got in the top six comments with it. You're probably destined to go places as well.
User avatar #34 to #33 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
I don't even get it, It's like people see that it has thumbs and then immediately just thumb it without thinking. (All comments with lots of thumbs, not just this, obviously). Also, its in top 60 atm apparently.
User avatar #35 to #34 - masdercheef (09/05/2013) [-]
For me, I guess the explanation was that nobody expected me to take the time to explain everything out to an Anon who was not understanding. It's probably an even mix of the two.
#4 to #3 - jjmr (09/05/2013) [-]
k
#171 to #4 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#2 - BossTamsy (09/05/2013) [-]
We're proud of you, lightbulb.
User avatar #37 to #2 - playercz (09/05/2013) [-]
wheres dat from ?
#39 to #37 - BossTamsy (09/05/2013) [-]
C:Control.
User avatar #41 to #39 - playercz (09/05/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #160 to #2 - SuperSixONE (09/06/2013) [-]
It got half of it PERFECTLY
#9 to #2 - bjornkrage (09/05/2013) [-]
DIS BENTENSE HAS 7 DIFFGERENT MENINGS DEPEND EN THE WARD DDDDDDDDD
User avatar #12 to #9 - nionnen (09/05/2013) [-]
Ebin mage
#200 to #9 - bentense (09/06/2013) [-]
wut?
#152 - originalrider (09/06/2013) [-]
Mfw when i said the sentence again each time to stress each word
Mfw when i said the sentence again each time to stress each word
#6 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
Poor words, don't stress them.
User avatar #63 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
DOES he look like a bitch
Does HE look like a bitch
Does he LOOK like a bitch






Then why you tryna **** him like a bitch Brett
User avatar #69 to #63 - chubbisavior (09/05/2013) [-]
W..w..w..what?
User avatar #109 to #69 - cosmicapprentice (09/05/2013) [-]
English ************ do you speak it?!
User avatar #97 to #63 - trevcars (09/05/2013) [-]
"And Marsellus Wallace don't like to be ****** by anybody except Mrs. Wallace."
#57 - lilbigjoker (09/05/2013) [-]
This works with like every ******* sentence.
except this one
User avatar #65 - appleboom (09/05/2013) [-]
Guide for those who don't get it:

Emphasis on I - someone else said it
Emphasis on never - implies no one said it
Emphasis on said - told you without words
Emphasis on she - someone else stole it
Emphasis on stole - she most likely obtained it legally/based on a mutual agreement
Emphasis on my - she stole someone else's money
Emphasis on money - She stole something other than money
User avatar #91 to #65 - winstonsexton (09/05/2013) [-]
comment number 3
User avatar #92 to #91 - appleboom (09/05/2013) [-]
Sorry about that, but at the same time, that comment is buried by now.
User avatar #94 to #92 - winstonsexton (09/05/2013) [-]
its also the topcomment
#98 to #94 - wobblewub ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Jeez, no need to thumb him down.
#116 to #94 - creepyunclebob (09/05/2013) [-]
Most people have it set to newest, not top comment.
User avatar #202 to #116 - winstonsexton (09/06/2013) [-]
really?
User avatar #99 to #91 - kommandantvideo (09/05/2013) [-]
Guide for those who don't get it:

Emphasis on I - someone else said it
Emphasis on never - implies no one said it
Emphasis on said - told you without words
Emphasis on she - someone else stole it
Emphasis on stole - she most likely obtained it legally/based on a mutual agreement
Emphasis on my - she stole someone else's money
Emphasis on money - She stole something other than money
#115 to #65 - henrybritboy (09/05/2013) [-]
Mind blown
#174 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (09/06/2013) [-]
mfw I read this 7 times over
User avatar #71 - TheGreenPumpkin (09/05/2013) [-]
am i the only one who sat here like an idiot and read the sentance out loud seven times?
User avatar #203 to #71 - ginginhunter (09/06/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #73 to #71 - kingxddd (09/05/2013) [-]
Yes.
#129 to #73 - pkrbarmovie (09/05/2013) [-]
You have swag and you shall conquer many countries.
User avatar #96 to #71 - trevcars (09/05/2013) [-]
haha guilty
User avatar #53 - buttinspecter (09/05/2013) [-]
...but she's still a bitch. - Said something positive about her at first.
...but she's still a bitch. - Said something positive about someone else first (Comparing two people).
...but she's still a bitch. - As if she was a bitch before.
...but she's still a bitch. - Someone else said that she's like a bitch.
...but she's still a bitch. - Instead of something else.
#62 to #53 - smoothmcgroove (09/05/2013) [-]
First one makes me laugh every time

First one makes me laugh every time
#170 - trepidhickory (09/06/2013) [-]
I never said he stuck it in my ass
#192 to #170 - naroshida (09/06/2013) [-]
**naroshida rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at it has guns AND missles ** Did she stick this in your ass?
#172 to #170 - dontcareatall (09/06/2013) [-]
Huzzah.
User avatar #165 - nyxeos ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
As an English/Creative Writing student, this post basically explains my life.
User avatar #123 - psydoc (09/05/2013) [-]
This is basically an insight into the way liars think.
#185 - christanych (09/06/2013) [-]
**christanych rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Stop Console Abuse ** what she stole from me
User avatar #187 to #185 - mkgt (09/06/2013) [-]
Photoshopped. Old consoles are nigh indestructible.
#205 to #187 - jacktherabbitwhite (09/08/2013) [-]
Somebody dropped their Nokia on it. Sorry, mate.
User avatar #206 to #205 - mkgt (09/09/2013) [-]
People really have to be careful with those damn things.
#201 to #185 - bentense (09/06/2013) [-]
a moment of silence for childhood memories.
#204 to #185 - spirits ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Bet it still works
User avatar #158 - dontdeletemyuser (09/06/2013) [-]
i like these kinds of posts. make me sit here and fumble with words. good job op
User avatar #105 - manicekman (09/05/2013) [-]
What if every word is stressed.
User avatar #137 to #105 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Then CAPS LOCK **** YEAH!!!!!
#111 to #105 - coolbyjackcheese (09/05/2013) [-]
Then you're just yelling.
#112 to #105 - Freelon ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Then they need to relax
#143 - JudasLitl (09/06/2013) [-]
dont forget the power of punctuation.
let's eat grandma!

let's eat, grandma!
User avatar #151 to #143 - dubstepforme (09/06/2013) [-]
******* asses these days.
User avatar #157 to #143 - catslap (09/06/2013) [-]
He helped his uncle Jack off a horse.
He helped his uncle jack off a horse.

Capitalization.
User avatar #163 to #157 - nyxeos ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Uncle should be capitalized as well.

Either that or you should have written "He helped his uncle, Jack, off a horse."
User avatar #164 to #163 - nyxeos ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Should have been capitalized in the first one, that is.
User avatar #132 - armageddonite (09/05/2013) [-]
It's not lying, it's manipulating the truth to your advantage.
User avatar #45 - teff (09/05/2013) [-]
I got:
I never said SHE stole my money - money was stolen, not by her but someone else
I never said she STOLE my money - She got em somehow but wasn't stolen
I NEVER said she stole my money - She stole em, but he never verbally accused her
I never said she stole MY money - She stole someones cash
I never said she stole my MONEY - she didn't steal money but something else
>I< never said she stole my money - someone else stated that she did
I never SAID she stole my money - He didn't state it, but he insinuated it..

This is what I got
User avatar #70 to #45 - ineedtotakeapiss (09/05/2013) [-]
The way you ordered it made me a little confused...
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