2nd verse not same as the 1st. . Spit mi 1. tthank" Hui 'tahh" by I grindin Elli“... min 2. Did nit want “ll gild- 3. "III lint! an blink illain. nit Hui rid. 5
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2nd verse not same as the 1st

Spit mi
1. tthank" Hui 'tahh" by I
grindin Elli“... min
2. Did nit want “ll gild-
3. "III lint! an blink illain. nit
Hui rid.
5. an pippl ring Ii idfrir, nit ails].
G. "Iii mi III“! blink 'tatt" ind“
the . to that he "
nit In fluid 8. .
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#27 - saxong (09/05/2013) [-]
SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY FOLLOWS THE TEACHINGS OF THE BOOK HE PROFESSES TO BELIEVE?!?!?!?!?
SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY FOLLOWS THE TEACHINGS OF THE BOOK HE PROFESSES TO BELIEVE?!?!?!?!?
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#541 to #27 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#486 to #27 - pkrbarmovie (09/05/2013) [-]
My cat died yesterday.
User avatar #495 to #486 - epicsandvich (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for your loss
#498 to #495 - pkrbarmovie (09/05/2013) [-]
What are you implying exactly? **** . People on this site creep the **** out of me.
User avatar #499 to #498 - epicsandvich (09/05/2013) [-]
no really I am actually upset to hear that.
I miss my cat.
#501 to #499 - pkrbarmovie (09/05/2013) [-]
Come find refuge between my torso and muscular arms!
User avatar #247 to #27 - gayboard ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
there's a lot actually, just because they're not in the spotlight doesn't mean they don't exist.
#12 - miyutoso (09/05/2013) [-]
Nice guy priest
#139 to #12 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
>calling the pope a priest
User avatar #278 to #139 - Tvfreek (09/05/2013) [-]
The pope is the super priest.
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#315 to #12 - xentacle (09/05/2013) [-]
>Implying he might not have a foot fetish
#220 to #12 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
Well, in his defense he probably hasn't touched a woman's leg in a very long time.
#308 - bobbinzz (09/05/2013) [-]
Finally have an opportunity to use this again.
User avatar #317 to #308 - zorororonoa (09/05/2013) [-]
Or maybe God fired him.
User avatar #195 - drtrousersnake (09/05/2013) [-]
Christian pope gives up fancy chair
Stephen Hawking still has his fancy chair

Christians: 1
Atheist: 0
I believe this goes without saying that this is a joke
#196 to #195 - SILENCEnight (09/05/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #203 at my last days of fj ** Oh my god.
User avatar #349 to #195 - rockamekishiko (09/05/2013) [-]
i miss the days on FJ where you didn't have to point out the jokes. Now you do because otherwise you drown in red thumbs
#257 to #195 - dross (09/05/2013) [-]
'fancy chair'
'fancy chair'
#26 - I Am Monkey (09/05/2013) [-]
It hasn't been easy being a Catholic these past few years, but this Pope seems to be turning things around.
#50 to #26 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
why? was it that you were wrong? ooo nooo... not an anon....noo...
User avatar #73 to #50 - cjasper (09/05/2013) [-]
**** off
User avatar #2 - lionxroar (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm not much of a christian, but yeah. That guy seems to be cool and actually act like what the bible says. (Or what I know about it, at least)
User avatar #364 to #2 - itemexchange (09/05/2013) [-]
our discussion was more popular than i thought congrats on the thumbs
User avatar #431 to #364 - lionxroar (09/05/2013) [-]
Almost seems like it... strange, but okay.
User avatar #368 to #2 - hydraetis ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
After being in the Catholic school system for 12 years, I can confirm the pope actually knows his **** .
#22 to #2 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
Catholics and christians aren't the same (christians don't follow the pope or the saints that catholics do)
User avatar #49 to #22 - mcdonaldscupinc (09/05/2013) [-]
all catholics are christians but not all christians are catholic
#162 to #2 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, he does, I saw him throwing stones at gay people. the bible is a terrible code of morality
#121 to #2 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
"You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing love to a thousand generations of those who love me and keep my commandments." (Exodus 20:4-6, NIV)

We do not need people to "act like the Bible says." The Bible is a **** book with primitive moral values. This was just one of many immoral things in it.
#273 to #121 - riddari (09/05/2013) [-]
Exactly. The christians are cherry picking the rules to obey from the bible at this point. I think the closest group in terms of beliefs to the bible is the Westboro babtists.

And even they have yet to stone anyone for divorcing (which is what Jesus said).

Bible is not a set of moral codes. It is a set of disgusting, anti-human rules that make one hate him or herself for being human and having human needs and urges.
Nowdays people who "obey" the book, simply pick which rules to go by, because it is a book written with beliefs of freaking desert nomads from the later years of the roman empire. It displays their belief in how the world works (bible talks about earth being flat) and how people should behave.

A pope who practices what he preaches (as in, follows the bible's preachings word for word) is what I would have been affraid of.
User avatar #3 to #2 - itemexchange (09/05/2013) [-]
the problem is the church doesn't care
he once said something like god loves all people even if they are of other faiths as long as they are good
and the church went against it
ISNT he like the voice of god how do yo detest that
User avatar #23 to #3 - ispn (09/05/2013) [-]
The Pope is really just like the head of the whole catholic church. The Pope is to the Catholic church as Obama is to America.
User avatar #68 to #23 - itemexchange (09/05/2013) [-]
yes but the idea of the pope was he was the voice of god he was the closest to him
User avatar #389 to #68 - ispn (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, i agree that was the original "function" of the Pope, to be known as the one who was "closest" to God, but the actual "Voice" of God was an angel known as the Metatron. The Pope was said to be chosen by God to lead the church in the way God would. But the scriptural context of those who spoke with God were known as prophets.
#218 to #68 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#251 to #218 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
STFU anon! People are discussing religion!
User avatar #4 to #3 - lionxroar (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, I always hear something about the pope being "God's representative on earth" or something like that.
So why the hell can the church go against what he says...?
User avatar #21 to #4 - hates (09/05/2013) [-]
"The pope is the voice of god, as long as he says what we want him to say"
User avatar #5 to #4 - itemexchange (09/05/2013) [-]
cus to them hes wrong
hes like a king is
a good representative but no real power
tho to me this guy really represents them as they should be
User avatar #6 to #5 - lionxroar (09/05/2013) [-]
Goddamnit, those idiots... (pun not intended)
If more "men of god" would be like him... I'd like to see what would happen. :/
User avatar #7 to #6 - itemexchange (09/05/2013) [-]
idk if this picture is true or his doing or his thoughts or it just happened that way
but if it is what it seems to mean
it just shows how awesome this guy is
User avatar #8 to #7 - lionxroar (09/05/2013) [-]
Well, my best friends dad is always up to the news, and he confirmed stuff like that. So I'm pretty sure this picture is legit.
User avatar #9 to #8 - itemexchange (09/05/2013) [-]
well thats good i keep my beliefs my own no one knows if im religious if im not what i believe (this allows me to argue joke complain or protect when i feel like it)
have you ever read the life of pi
User avatar #10 to #9 - lionxroar (09/05/2013) [-]
Yep, it's a bad thing to shove it down someone's throat.
Nah, never read it and never watched the movie. But I think I got the idea about it. Living in peace with an tiger on a boat? That thing?
User avatar #11 to #10 - itemexchange (09/05/2013) [-]
uhm i never watched it but i read up on it and i read the first half the book
the first part (that has little to do with the story so its not spoiling)
the guy joins all 3 religious because they all promoted peace happyness be nice to freinds family blah blah
then all 3 priests rabbi uhm other guy ..found out and all argued over which it was proving they didnt understand what they where preaching it was really deep lol
but the tiger and other animals are a really cool part of the story and what he says at the end mixed with what you saw makes everything so much more meaningful
that book is probably one of my favorite books for being so well writen
User avatar #13 to #11 - lionxroar (09/05/2013) [-]
Huh. Sounds good. Well, then I might actually pick up that book one day.
User avatar #14 to #13 - itemexchange (09/05/2013) [-]
depends on if your a reader and really look at the meaning of things in teh book verses just the story its a book about a guy on a raft mostly not much happens
User avatar #15 to #14 - lionxroar (09/05/2013) [-]
I guess you could say I'm a reader... Fantasy/Sci-Fi mostly, but not limited to that.
User avatar #17 to #15 - itemexchange (09/05/2013) [-]
its been fun but i gtg cya later random stranger
User avatar #16 to #15 - itemexchange (09/05/2013) [-]
ill read anything i read every good book in my high school library regardless of it if was scifi youngadult truestory if it was a good book i read it
User avatar #18 to #16 - lionxroar (09/05/2013) [-]
Same goes to me.
Alright, until we meet again, fella stranger!
#228 - poniesareghey (09/05/2013) [-]
Maybe it's because he's a level one priest and needs to level up
Maybe it's because he's a level one priest and needs to level up
#266 to #228 - Shmooglavoue (09/05/2013) [-]
Nah, his level is so high he has to gimp his gear to make the noobs feel better.
#123 - themuffinmaan (09/05/2013) [-]
That's cool and everything, but I just have one question.    
   
Is the old pope's fancy chair for sale somewhere?   
That thing looks badass, and I want to modify it into a toilet.   
   
I mean seriously. Can you imagine how official you would feel pooping in that?    
Fanciest poop of your godforsaken life I tell ya hwat.
That's cool and everything, but I just have one question.

Is the old pope's fancy chair for sale somewhere?
That thing looks badass, and I want to modify it into a toilet.

I mean seriously. Can you imagine how official you would feel pooping in that?
Fanciest poop of your godforsaken life I tell ya hwat.
#235 to #123 - drfaust (09/05/2013) [-]
Inb4 holy ****
User avatar #250 to #123 - paintplayer (09/05/2013) [-]
And your life would be godforsaken, since you're ******** in the Pope's throne.
#500 to #250 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
Pls no.
It's just a chair, made by human, for humans.
It doesn't matter what it's used for.
#365 to #123 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
holy ****
User avatar #144 to #123 - BerryLicious ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
The Holy Throne indeed.
#255 to #123 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
Guess you'd be taking a poope.
#155 to #123 - tyraxio (09/05/2013) [-]
That would give the term "holy **** " a much more literal meaning.
#48 - oldsandwich (09/05/2013) [-]
I feel like he'd buy beers for all the cardinals and 			****		 on his birthday
I feel like he'd buy beers for all the cardinals and **** on his birthday
User avatar #69 to #48 - thewisedane (09/05/2013) [-]
Wine, but I get your point.
User avatar #543 to #69 - oldsandwich (09/06/2013) [-]
Nah, wine is for the old guys. Francis appreciates a cold one like any other guy.
User avatar #132 to #48 - dbrak (09/05/2013) [-]
whats the correlation between him buying the cardinals beer and him ******** on his birthday?
User avatar #295 to #132 - willindor ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Everybody poops, dear.
User avatar #300 to #295 - dbrak (09/05/2013) [-]
I... what? Even the pope??
User avatar #341 to #300 - willindor ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Yes, but experts are still debating whether he does it in the woods or not.
#421 to #377 - flyingchink (09/05/2013) [-]
science has just went behind enemy lines, now to tear it from inside out.
#387 to #377 - ishotthedeputy (09/05/2013) [-]
THE PAPACY IS JUST A COVERUP FOR HIS METH BUSINESS
#105 - localbees (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm not catholic, but the new pope seems like a decent guy.
I'm not catholic, but the new pope seems like a decent guy.
User avatar #415 to #105 - mailstrom (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm not guy, but this decent seems like a new pope catholic.
User avatar #487 to #105 - arcticassassin (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm not new, but the Catholic pope seems like a guy
User avatar #122 to #105 - ProperInsanityWolf (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm not a pope but the new guy seems like a decent catholic
User avatar #128 to #122 - nimblewalrus (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm not decent, but the new pope seems like a Catholic guy.
#510 - organicglory (09/05/2013) [-]
This pope
is pretty dope
User avatar #524 to #510 - theguywhoaskswhy (09/05/2013) [-]
Thumbs up for rhyming
User avatar #551 to #510 - darksnowman (09/06/2013) [-]
Those other popes
Need to cope
Without velvet rope


Hey, this is kinda fun.
User avatar #137 - logicstrike (09/05/2013) [-]
... does that mean there is a badass gold throne on the market?
#56 - thechosentroll (09/05/2013) [-]
Oh, is that a reference in the title I see?
#61 to #56 - Bradiboo (09/05/2013) [-]
Now put me on a plane so I can put him in a hearse.
User avatar #71 to #61 - maskedhippo (09/05/2013) [-]
Boondock...saints...
User avatar #101 to #71 - thechosentroll (09/05/2013) [-]
Seriously, you must watch that movie religiously.
#119 to #101 - azraelthemage (09/05/2013) [-]
haha, get it.
haha, get it.
#348 - johrny (09/05/2013) [-]
Maybe german are attention whores.....
Just sayn'....
User avatar #240 - agrani (09/05/2013) [-]
i dont really follow religion, but this pope is the best since a long time
he is so wise, simple, good, loving and caring
thats what religion is all about
User avatar #242 to #240 - teranin ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
I don't know about that third sentence, but the first two hold up.
User avatar #243 to #240 - ludislavonac (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, he is probably the best thing to happen to the catholic church at the moment
#254 - avatarsarefornoobs (09/05/2013) [-]
good on him. if priests are to live simply, then the pope should lead in that example.
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