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#12 - lawerancearm
Reply +7
(09/04/2013) [-]
There was one very similar to this, almost the same story. Here is how it went....

Son: Mom I can't sleep will you sing me a lullaby?
Mother: Yes, I will sing you a song from the days of old... My cock is much bigger than yours! My cock can walk right through the door! With a feeling so pure!
#53 to #12 - stagger
Reply +1
(09/05/2013) [-]
I'd sing SOAD to my future children.
I'd sing SOAD to my future children.
#57 to #53 - lawerancearm
Reply 0
(09/05/2013) [-]
In all honesty I would start them off with something like Vicinity of Obscenity just to warm them up.