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Dissing with bible quotes

lauren clearer. @. ..
I @Atheists Worship him who made
l . the heavens, the earth, the sea and
l the springs of water
In reply to Lauren clearer.
1 Timothy 2: 12
I I do not permit a woman to teach
or to assume authority over a man;
she must be quiet.
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User avatar #4 - heartlessrobot (09/04/2013) [-]
>Flying Spaghetti Monster pic
>Atheism
Why would someone who doesn't believe in god have a picture of the true god as their profile pic?
#201 to #4 - John Cena (09/05/2013) [-]
******* idiot.
User avatar #170 to #4 - ponchosdm ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
the flying spaghetti monster is a god to make fun of the other gods, stating that making a church and a god is that easy, an atheist can say he believes in x number of gods, in the end they know(their truth) god do not exists
User avatar #127 to #4 - richardfitzwell (09/05/2013) [-]
It's a conspiracy! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
#113 to #4 - Bobtheblob (09/05/2013) [-]
They didn't.

But now they do.
#61 to #4 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Our pasta, who art in a colander,
Draining be your noodles.
Thy noodle come,
Thy sauce be yum,
On top some grated parmesan.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who trample on our lawns.
And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza,
For thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever.
RAmen.
#167 - mrmuggles (09/05/2013) [-]
Humanity in a nutshell
Humanity in a nutshell
User avatar #55 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
Hey. It's that one verse that's being used out of context.
User avatar #125 to #55 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
Trying to cheat you how?
User avatar #128 to #125 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
Fooling me. Just plain ol' fooling me, mon.
User avatar #129 to #128 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
No, I'm not trying to fool you. It saddens me that you think I would be so petty.
User avatar #130 to #129 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
Well, okay then. I have some reading to catch up on.
User avatar #131 to #130 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
We both do, I've been slacking off. I'm actually a theology/history major, with a minor in mythology, student in college, so it's basically my life's work to study these kinds of things.
User avatar #132 to #131 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
Well then, until next time...
User avatar #133 to #132 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
most definitely. Have a good day, my friend.
User avatar #63 to #55 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
Hey it's that one guy who uses that argument to excuse all of the absurdity in the bible.
User avatar #64 to #63 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
Hey, it's that one really euphoric dude!
User avatar #66 to #64 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
hey it's that one autistic faggot.
User avatar #67 to #66 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
Now you're just projecting your self-image onto me.
User avatar #70 to #67 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
Nah, bro, see, you're the one who made assumptions about me. I was just returning the favor. Personally, I just hate hearing "That was out of context" to excuse crap like genocide, infanticide, slavery, misogyny, rape condonement, murder and bigotry. But that's just me.
User avatar #71 to #70 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
We're talking about 1 Timothy here and I'm not even excusing any of that. Have you read 1 Timothy? It's not very long.
User avatar #76 to #71 - ridivey ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
yea, we all know its you red thumbing your opponent, dont try to hide it.

'if you need to yell, youve lost the argument'
User avatar #77 to #76 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
Look at the votes, ***** . "lordraine" is doing it.
#80 to #77 - lordraine ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Why yes, I am. Because Ash clearly started it on 63, so **** him for starting yet another pointless internet pissing contest about religion.
User avatar #72 to #71 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
Yes, actually, and by the way 1 Corinthians 14:33-35 says basically the same thing.
User avatar #81 to #72 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
I just looked it up. The situation of the context reminds me of 1 Timothy 2:12. It's a rule suggested by Paul to keep order in a church. This is rather situation specific, like the context of 1 Timothy.
User avatar #83 to #81 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
buddy, it's a typical example of the misogyny in the bible. I'm just hoping you're at least not a biblical literalist.
User avatar #87 to #83 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
The reason behind this was because they did not have knowledge of theology as good as the men. They have to learn first.
User avatar #89 to #87 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
THEY WERE NEVER TAUGHT! Or do you not realize just how much society centered on men and viewed women as property back then?
User avatar #100 to #89 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
And yet at that point in time, they were moving forward with women concerning the subject of theology, at least.
User avatar #103 to #100 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
Not really, and I have no idea where you get that from. Women, in the middle east especially, have been considered property and nothing more for millennia now.
User avatar #106 to #103 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
Mmmmmkay. Don't forget about things like the part with Jesus and the woman who happens to be guilty for adultery.
User avatar #107 to #106 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
Don't forget about the fact that there is not one contemporary non-religious source of information on Jesus' existence. No documentation of his existence whatsoever outside of religious texts. Very few of which are properly historically accurate.
User avatar #160 to #107 - teoberry (09/05/2013) [-]
>tacitus
>talmud
>josephus

Lrn2reasearch
User avatar #161 to #160 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
www.truthbeknown.com/pliny.htm

I'll just drop that there, since all you seemed to do was google "non-christian sources of Jesus."
User avatar #162 to #161 - teoberry (09/05/2013) [-]
I like how you only responded to tacitus and josephus, both of which cited little or no sources
User avatar #165 to #162 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

Y'know the funny thing is that you're asking me to prove that it doesn't exist. That's not how burden of proof works buddy, you're supposed to prove the positive of whatever extraordinary claim you are making. There is no possibly way to prove a negative.
User avatar #163 to #162 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
The Talmud is only a "possible reference" there is no concrete reference to Christ in it whatsoever.
User avatar #164 to #163 - teoberry (09/05/2013) [-]
And the proof of that is where?
User avatar #108 to #107 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
I dunno. I haven't read too much of it, but it seems to be a popular opinion by scholars that he was a real person.
User avatar #109 to #108 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
There is some mention of a Yeshua Christ, but Jesus, as the Christians describe him(especially how they depict him) never existed.
User avatar #110 to #109 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
That's the one I believe in.

Beyond this point, it's probably going to be just pure opinions, considering how both of us don't have the best knowledge of what we're arguing about.
User avatar #117 to #110 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
One thing I would like to point out is that Pilate, the man who had him executed according to the bible, NEVER mentioned Yeshua Christ in any of his letters nor in his journal. Doesn't that strike you as odd? That he wouldn't mention something as insane as that whole sordid affair?
User avatar #120 to #117 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
Wait a sec are u trying to cheat me again
User avatar #116 to #110 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
Well, based on what you literally just said, you believe in the Christ of the Christians, and you didn't specify that you don't believe in the way they depict him. As a white man who lived in the middle east.
User avatar #118 to #116 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
You can reply to my comment that started this thread. It's less messy.

Anyway, this assumption is still shallow. You're suggesting that we don't know that he really isn't white.
User avatar #111 to #110 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
So you believe in a white guy who lived in the middle east, and was born there. Wow. I wasn't aware that people could be that ignorant.
#114 to #111 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
Wait, what?   
   
Are you running out of things to tell me and you are now relying on assumptions such as me thinking Jesus was white? Ha ha ha. Maybe this conversation is over.
Wait, what?

Are you running out of things to tell me and you are now relying on assumptions such as me thinking Jesus was white? Ha ha ha. Maybe this conversation is over.
#148 - bible (09/05/2013) [-]
Aw, cmon. This 			****		 again?    
   
Look, I say just don't be a dick. You don't have to adhere to the morals and ideals of the people around you, but you also don't have to try to pry others for your cause.    
   
Kindness, love, empathy, that's all part of human nature long before any vice such as hate, greed and pride are. Consider the psychological theory of "Baby Justice"    
   
But to avoid too much frivolous detail, the wide whole of us aren't sociopaths, especially if you think you are a sociopath or honestly think you don't care for humans. You know what is right and wrong.    
   
Just try your best to be civil. You aren't perfect, but you sure aren't a mistake. Everyone in the world has lost something, loved something, and needs something, you aren't the lone ranger. We're in this together, so let's make it worthwhile.    
   
And that's it for cheesy paragraph hour. Don't be a dick, beliefs are just that, beliefs. Deal with others'.
Aw, cmon. This **** again?

Look, I say just don't be a dick. You don't have to adhere to the morals and ideals of the people around you, but you also don't have to try to pry others for your cause.

Kindness, love, empathy, that's all part of human nature long before any vice such as hate, greed and pride are. Consider the psychological theory of "Baby Justice"

But to avoid too much frivolous detail, the wide whole of us aren't sociopaths, especially if you think you are a sociopath or honestly think you don't care for humans. You know what is right and wrong.

Just try your best to be civil. You aren't perfect, but you sure aren't a mistake. Everyone in the world has lost something, loved something, and needs something, you aren't the lone ranger. We're in this together, so let's make it worthwhile.

And that's it for cheesy paragraph hour. Don't be a dick, beliefs are just that, beliefs. Deal with others'.
#171 to #148 - IamAnoob (09/05/2013) [-]
a huge smile just showed up on my face when i realized that your name is bible after reading everything you said. this man here speaks the truth
#153 - ballerfifteen (09/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#95 - Yojimbo (09/05/2013) [-]
Absolutely euphoric!
#205 to #95 - John Cena (09/05/2013) [-]
I find people who post pictures and comments related to something like this are worse then the people they make fun of and are just as, if not more, annoying as them too.
#225 to #205 - Yojimbo (09/05/2013) [-]
Then with all due respect,(which is none, anon) I think you're on the wrong site.
User avatar #135 to #95 - mcbrosephson (09/05/2013) [-]
[Fedoras Internally]
#138 to #135 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Here you have
User avatar #236 to #138 - mcbrosephson (09/05/2013) [-]
Thank you!
#52 - John Cena (09/05/2013) [-]
I hate people. You all won't shut the **** up while some of us are focused on ACTUAL progress (not trying to make edgy posts on **** posting websites).
#99 to #52 - blanketandpillow (09/05/2013) [-]
Was this suppose to be ironic?

I just woke up from a nap. I may be a bit out of it.
#134 - godhatesmaggots (09/05/2013) [-]
if you were going to speak against atheism why would you post something that isn't a fact or an article or a decent argument.
if you were going to speak against atheism why would you post something that isn't a fact or an article or a decent argument.
User avatar #151 to #134 - chrisfloyd (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if your choice of .gif is meant to be ironic or not
User avatar #3 - thelordofrepost (09/04/2013) [-]
I've got a problem with Atheist quotes using the fsm for a picture.
User avatar #152 - koolkidkonnor (09/05/2013) [-]
i dont know what to consider myself, but i believe that god may be real, but i think the bible was created by some random retard.
#47 - nehger **User deleted account** (09/04/2013) [-]
Yeah being a total dick is really cool!
Atheism rules!
*tips fedora*
#150 - icantbelieveitsnot (09/05/2013) [-]
my goodness, neither christians or atheists seem to have much of a firm grasp on the true meaning of the bible. Quoting the bible on either side is incorrect, unless viewed through a fundamentalist view. NO person educated in the church actually believes that the bible it the literal word of God, rather through the contextual view of God expressing a divine truth through authors that are limited by their imperfections and weaknesses. This means that the bible has mistakes, and some parts are not written well. The bible must be understood through a lense that accounts for the culture of the time, such as women and children being second class citizens. its about the meaning of the bible, not the definitions of verses. Read genesis chapters 1 to 3 for example, there are two separate writers in here telling two different stories about how the world was created, but if you read deeper then the words, you can understand that it doesn't really matter. God made us in some way that was expressed in a way that the authors could understand at the time. This doesn't mean evolution didn't happen, but that it was beyond what the writers could comprehend at the time, so they made it as something they could.




Sorry for the mistakes I'm sure I made in this comment, I've been drinking tonight, but it bothers me when either Christians or Atheists misuse the bible for their benefit.
Oh, and sorry for the rant.
#154 to #150 - tikledpikle (09/05/2013) [-]
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #130 at Interesting Mushrooms #3 ** what are you drinking?
#155 to #154 - icantbelieveitsnot (09/05/2013) [-]
Ron Diaz 93, Everybody else went out to party, and i stayed home on the internet. Social butterfly and whatnot.
User avatar #168 to #155 - joemeister (09/05/2013) [-]
social firefly*
User avatar #156 to #155 - tikledpikle (09/05/2013) [-]
You're not alone. no one ever wants to hang with me. i think they're afraid of how violent i get when drunk. So i just play PS3 or some RTS's.
#196 to #150 - kanedam ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
uhm... it somehow seems strange to me.
and i think onle the catholics have that strange point of view...

either the text is sent from god, than it is what it is. or it is not, then it doesnt really matter and has no real value as a truth.
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#6 - blakhawk (09/04/2013) [-]
Atheists do worship the person who made everything- nobody.
User avatar #7 to #6 - standerdusername (09/04/2013) [-]
how do you worship nobody?
#8 to #7 - blakhawk (09/04/2013) [-]
you don't worship at all
User avatar #9 to #8 - standerdusername (09/04/2013) [-]
holy **** that was fast
#180 - nortledrones (09/05/2013) [-]
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Differences between Vegans, Bronies, and Athiests:
User avatar #198 to #180 - Nihatclodra (09/05/2013) [-]
One is easily offended, one offends people by simply existing, and one easily offends others.
User avatar #182 to #180 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm an atheist and a brony, I happen to be a pretty decent guy. Please refrain from generalizing about all of us, because not all of us are neckbearded, fedora-wearing assholes who live to make other people miserable unless they think like we do.
+3
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User avatar #197 to #195 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
I noticed.
And completely by accident too... people are assholes.
User avatar #216 to #182 - kousei (09/05/2013) [-]
HEY!

...What you got against fedoras?
User avatar #217 to #216 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
lol, honestly not all that much. I mean, I own one, I was just referring to the stereotypical idea of a brony/atheist.
User avatar #219 to #217 - kousei (09/05/2013) [-]
fair enough. I own one too, i grant i probably look dorky in it but add in a trench coat and steel toed boots, hard not to feel like a bad-ass
User avatar #221 to #219 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
hell yeah man, with the right outfit, they can look awesome
User avatar #192 to #180 - twi (09/05/2013) [-]
one doesn't like meat
one likes horse meat
one doesn't believe the meat came from a higher power
#181 to #180 - nortledrones (09/05/2013) [-]
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One doesn't like meat in their mouths, another one loves anyone's meat in their mouths, and one worships meatballs and spagetti.
#184 to #181 - asheskirata (09/05/2013) [-]
I did lol at this, however.
User avatar #166 - deathleprechaun (09/05/2013) [-]
The bible ain't so bad after all...
#158 - dickticklerluv (09/05/2013) [-]
If other 			****		 was like it was in the begining blacks wouldn't be able to marry whites, slavery would still be cool, and criminals who don't have many can't get an attorney.   
   
seriously guys, this 			****		 is now taken with a grain of salt (at least for those who aren't dicks)
If other **** was like it was in the begining blacks wouldn't be able to marry whites, slavery would still be cool, and criminals who don't have many can't get an attorney.

seriously guys, this **** is now taken with a grain of salt (at least for those who aren't dicks)
#1 - ibaiapellaniz (09/04/2013) [-]
I believe its cool to, without a better term, repost something, if its passed enough time, and if knowed, giving credit to the op, or at least prior poster, because after all, its for the lolz

but something from yesterday? really?
#5 to #1 - John Cena (09/04/2013) [-]
to many, commas, was used, in you comment, atleast, that is, what i think!
User avatar #104 to #1 - btwoshaed (09/05/2013) [-]
no big deal to me bra
-dude that posted it yesterday
#2 to #1 - phanact (09/04/2013) [-]
wut?
I got this from a 1 yr 6month old post

This was on front page?
I didn't even know
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