John cleese Ladies and gentlemen. Not too sure if it is john cleese but its funny anyways, especially in his voice. Also show this page some love would you www. british humor

John cleese Ladies and gentlemen

Not too sure if it is john cleese but its funny anyways, especially in his voice. Also show this page some love would you

The English are feeling the pinch in relation recent event: in Syria and have therefore
raked their :eca. rity level from "Miffed" "Peeved." Seen, thaugh, security level: may be
raked yet again "Irritated" er even "gt Bit Cross." The English have net been "gt Bit
wen" :ince the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-
category: ed from "Tire: eme" ht "gt Bloody ." The last time the British issued a
Bloody " warning level m: in ISM, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Samt: have raked their threat level from "Pissed off" N "Let: get the Bastards." They
don' t have any ether gavels. This is the they have been med en the frend line of the
British army for the last year:
The French government announced yesterday that it has raked its 'terror alert level from
Run" "Hide." The only we higher level: in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The
rise m: precipitated by a recent fire that : trayed France 's white flag factory,
effectively paralyzing the country': military capability.
Italy has Andrea: ed the alert level from "Sheet madly and E: 11: " N "Elaborate Military
Posturing." Tm mere levels remain: "Ineffective Combat " and "change sides."
The German: have Andrea: ed their alert :tate from " " "bug in
Uniform and Sing Songs." They also have ' higher level:: "Invade a Neighbour"
and "Lose."
Belgian, en the ether hand, are all on holiday a: usual: the only threat they are wearied
about is HATS pulling out of Brussels ..
The Spanish are all excited we their new :nhmarine: ready deploy. Then beautifully
designed subs have glass m the new Spanish navy can get a really good leek at the
old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raked its security level from "He worrie:" "She' ll be right,
Mate." Tm mere e: canadien level: remain: "Crikey! I think we' ll need cancel the barbie
this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." Se far PM situation has ever warranted we of
the last final e: canadien level.
John Gleam ,
British writer, and tall person
And a: a final theslight - Greece is collapsing, the Iranian: are getting aggressive, and Heme
is in disarray. Welcome back BC.
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