It's much funnier when read in his voice. . All we' done is try to be nice and you still do t like us. How could you not like us? I I tell y I literally supplie imgur Merica europe
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It's much funnier when read in his voice

All we' done is try to be nice and you still do t
like us. How could you not like us?
I I tell y
I literally supplied the majority funds to rebuild mm
of your continent mm WWII, and I protected the
West from the Soviet Union for decades.
and how do you show your gratitude?
With resentment and ridicule. As
though our sacrifices meant nothing.
And you' re so full of
You gave the EU the Nobel Peace Prize, even
though you' been involved in conflicts
around the world for decades.
And what really bothers me is how most of you pretend that your
entire continent is so culturally advanced. and act like your people
are so %
Yet you still have problems with
hooligans and extreme racism.
Yeah. my country has ts and assholes,
but at least we' re honest about it!
Yeah. I allow N» -Nazis. the WBBC and Evangelicals to speak out
openly. That' s because we respect Freedom in all
forms. No matter how much dislike. or disagree with it
Not to mention that most Mme, and music
for the past century was founded in the Us
You still own other countries around the world.
Like Britian invading the Falklands in the
Yet you constanlty complain about
f America being. "imperialism."
And I think what I hate most about you,
You' re always telling America to mind its own business
while constanly bugging into our Mllion
Also. how come whenever there' s a crisis " always the
US' s to handle m
How about you start handling the mess for
once instead of playing the back seat d er?
I take in more refugees than any other nation.
And I' m the largest supplier of foreign aid.
Instead of criticizing how we m things,
how about you guys put up the majority
effort for once?
And E the way, having universal health care
doesn' t make you Jesus Christ.
Oh wait! The vast majo ' y apparently
don' t believe in Jesus Christ!
Or any religion for that matter, because "religion ©
or mam Depsite being home to some of the mos
Christian nations on the planet
Well who the hell are you people to talk down to anyone?
LN I You' re responsible for some of
the bloodiest wars in
The " is on the verge of economic collapse, and
several of the countries in your region are horribly
But you know what? I could forgive all of that.
If you weren' t such hypocrites about everything!
That' s the worst of it Europe
You' re just a group of big, sad. alcoholic
Thanks for the fucking oil
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#28 - jujuthefireking
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I'm an American, and this post makes me want to hide under a rock. Mainly because apparently someone taught a closed minded caveman to use a computer.
#12 - supbiatches
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#27 - mcbiff
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User avatar #26 - toriofwind
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I read it in quagmire's voice and it was funnier Although funnier than not funny is still pretty boring.
#11 - Blazeman
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I... agree with most of this, and never put it together... wow.
User avatar #10 - freedomreturns
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Thank you.
User avatar #24 - icysquiffle
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Okay where to start, at the beginning I guess, fair enough the Marshall plan (Europoan Recovery Program) did greatly help rebuild Europe after WW2, but the reasons for doing this were not entirely selfless, the main reason being to avoid the spread of communism from Russia, and lets not forget that the only reason you entered the war at all was Japan attacking you at pearl harbour, 3 days after this Germany and Italy declared war on you, and yes you were helping supply allied forces before then but it sure as **** wasnt out of the goodness of your hearts, we payed for the goods. You talk about your sacrifices meaning nothing, they dont, its just that during WW2 between 50 and 80 million people died, less than 500,000 were americans, only 0.32% of your popluation compared to say United Kingdom loosing 0.94%, almost 3 times as many. Yes the help was appreciated by Europe sacificed a whole **** load more than you did.
The EU was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize precisly because the reason it has been involved in conflicts around the world for decades is to try and resolve the conflicts, hence the reason for the award "for over six decades contributed to the advancement of peace and reconcilliation, democracy and human rights in Europe"
The reason we might act like we are culturally advanced is because we have a long history, much longer than America's history and its this history that gives us culture, as for sophistication, yes we have a problem with hooligans and extreme racism but really coming from America you're gonna go down the racist route, really.....
As for having the most culture and musicians for last century...
Beatles - England
Bob Dylan - American
Rolling Stones - England
The Who - England
Chuck Berry - American
Paul McCartney - England
Led Zeppelin - England
seeing a patern yet?
User avatar #25 to #24 - icysquiffle
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As for owning other countries
American Samoa
US Virgin Islands
Wake Island
to name just a few American colonies.

When there is a crisis its not only up to America to handle it, its because you are one of the super powers in this world and that does make it partly your responsibility along with several other countries, including european countries.
Yes in 2012 America had 70,400 refugee asylum claims, and lets just pretend you allowed all of these refugees into your country, but Germany(part of Europe) recieved 64,500 and France (also part of Europe) recieved 55,100 makinf Europes total 119600 refugees.
And yes you are the largest supplier of foreign aid, with an estimated $23.53 billion, almost twice as much as the second closest (UK with $12.46 billion) but compare the sizes of these two countries...
As for "the vast majority of europeans don't believe in Jesus" **** knows where that comes from try looking up some facts first..
Europes two bloodiest wars were WW1 and WW2 of which America played a large part it. All our other wars combined had a lower death toll than these two.
#23 - justthisonceiguess
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#22 - thatoldguy
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This should be fun
This should be fun
User avatar #21 - gemmahayter
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Looks like someone needs to eat a snickers
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