It's much funnier when read in his voice
All we' done is try to be nice and you still do t
like us. How could you not like us?
I I tell y
I literally supplied the majority funds to rebuild mm
of your continent mm WWII, and I protected the
West from the Soviet Union for decades.
and how do you show your gratitude?
With resentment and ridicule. As
though our sacrifices meant nothing.
And you' re so full of
You gave the EU the Nobel Peace Prize, even
though you' been involved in conflicts
around the world for decades.
And what really bothers me is how most of you pretend that your
entire continent is so culturally advanced. and act like your people
are so %
Yet you still have problems with
hooligans and extreme racism.
Yeah. my country has ts and assholes,
but at least we' re honest about it!
Yeah. I allow N» -Nazis. the WBBC and Evangelicals to speak out
openly. That' s because we respect Freedom in all
forms. No matter how much dislike. or disagree with it
Not to mention that most Mme, and music
for the past century was founded in the Us
You still own other countries around the world.
Like Britian invading the Falklands in the
Yet you constanlty complain about
f America being. "imperialism."
And I think what I hate most about you,
You' re always telling America to mind its own business
while constanly bugging into our Mllion
Also. how come whenever there' s a crisis " always the
US' s to handle m
How about you start handling the mess for
once instead of playing the back seat d er?
I take in more refugees than any other nation.
And I' m the largest supplier of foreign aid.
Instead of criticizing how we m things,
how about you guys put up the majority
effort for once?
And E the way, having universal health care
doesn' t make you Jesus Christ.
Oh wait! The vast majo ' y apparently
don' t believe in Jesus Christ!
Or any religion for that matter, because "religion ©
or mam Depsite being home to some of the mos
Christian nations on the planet
Well who the hell are you people to talk down to anyone?
LN I You' re responsible for some of
the bloodiest wars in
The " is on the verge of economic collapse, and
several of the countries in your region are horribly
But you know what? I could forgive all of that.
If you weren' t such hypocrites about everything!
That' s the worst of it Europe
You' re just a group of big, sad. alcoholic
Thanks for the fucking oil