Dear Europeans,. Sincerely, America P.S. Enlarge. All we' done is try to be nice and you still do t like us. How could you not like us? I I tell y I literally s
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Dear Europeans,



Tags: euro | fags
All we' done is try to be nice and you still do t
like us. How could you not like us?
I I tell y
I literally supplied the majority funds to rebuild mm
of your continent mm WWII, and I protected the
West from the Soviet Union for decades.
and how do you show your gratitude?
With resentment and ridicule. As
though our sacrifices meant nothing.
And you' re so full of
You gave the EU the Nobel Peace Prize, even
though you' been involved in conflicts
around the world for decades.
And what really bothers me is how most of you pretend that your
entire continent is so culturally advanced. and act like your people
are so %
Yet you still have problems with
hooligans and extreme racism.
Yeah. my country has ts and assholes,
but at least we' re honest about it!
Yeah. I allow N» -Nazis. the WBBC and Evangelicals to speak out
openly. That' s because we respect Freedom in all
forms. No matter how much dislike. or disagree with it
Not to mention that most Mme, and music
for the past century was founded in the Us
You still own other countries around the world.
Like Britian invading the Falklands in the
Yet you constanlty complain about
f America being. "imperialism."
And I think what I hate most about you,
You' re always telling America to mind its own business
while constanly bugging into our Mllion
Also. how come whenever there' s a crisis " always the
US' s to handle m
How about you start handling the mess for
once instead of playing the back seat d er?
I take in more refugees than any other nation.
And I' m the largest supplier of foreign aid.
Instead of criticizing how we m things,
how about you guys put up the majority
effort for once?
And E the way, having universal health care
doesn' t make you Jesus Christ.
Oh wait! The vast majo ' y apparently
don' t believe in Jesus Christ!
Or any religion for that matter, because "religion ©
or mam Depsite being home to some of the mos
Christian nations on the planet
Well who the hell are you people to talk down to anyone?
LN I You' re responsible for some of
the bloodiest wars in
The " is on the verge of economic collapse, and
several of the countries in your region are horribly
But you know what? I could forgive all of that.
If you weren' t such hypocrites about everything!
That' s the worst of it Europe
You' re just a group of big, sad. alcoholic
Thanks for the ******* oil
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#77 - leshiggydonatello (09/05/2013) [-]
>all these mad yuropoors
feels free, man
User avatar #28 - sharkinacan (09/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Britain didn't invade the Falklands in the 1980's, Argentina did, the Falklands was a British protectorate left over from the 19th century. This is why Europeans dislike Americans, you son't seem to know anything but act like you know everything.
#33 - poach (09/04/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Accurate on many points but a few issues:
1.Obama got the peace prize too and he's no pacificst.
2. Argentina invaded the Falklands, not Britain.
3. The EU supplies over 50% of all the foreign aid in the world. They're not just "the biggest", they're bigger than the rest of the world combined.
4. The EU is nowhere near economic collapse, forecasts are for growth, and the US isn't a shining beacon of anti-corruption.

The odd cultural superiority thing is a bit sad, though.
#36 - myturntoevil (09/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
USA= Self-appointed world police
#69 to #36 - irishlawyer (09/05/2013) [-]
Because when we weren't, WWII happened

don't hurt me
#15 - coolmcbob (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I read the whole thing in his voice too
I read the whole thing in his voice too
#65 - bigmanfifty (09/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
'Not to mention that most culture and music for the last century was founded in the US'

If you're going to make such an outrageously arrogant statement at least write a proper sentence.
#70 to #65 - StarvedSouthKorean (09/05/2013) [-]
Okay: Blues, Jazz, Rock, Metal, Techno, Hip-hop, RAP, RnB, Grunge, all of which were at one point in time the most popular forms of music originated in the US.

Along with the music came the style, the clothing, the attitude, the vernacular, the defining image of those decades. Even though the Beatles had their mark on a decade, they were influenced by music that came from the States. Also, their style (as in the hippie clothing and all that) was adopted from American rock stars. Hence why it's not arrogant when it's pretty clear that most o this **** originated in the US.

Then there's the movies, comics, "nerd/geek culture," and American TV that influenced the globe. So no, I don't see how it's arrogant when damn near everything today and for the last century was influenced by Americans one way or the other
#31 - daorien ONLINE (09/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why would anyone hate Europe? We have beer.

Just look how nice that beer looks
User avatar #18 - yupsiman (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Lol, just change quaqmire to Europe, and its almost all the same
User avatar #79 to #18 - xdeathspawnx (09/05/2013) [-]
actually it doesn't. Go back and read it again, there are almost no frames that would work if you flipped Europe and the US. You could make an argument that the civil war was one of the bloodiest wars ever, but only US citizens were harmed as a result of that war, it didn't spill into other nations. Besides that, there are maybe 1 or 2 frames that would work if you flipped the scenario.
#88 - StarvedSouthKorean (09/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Wow yes USA is perfect and europe is horrible
keep them deluded thoughts in your head you might go a long way
#89 to #88 - StarvedSouthKorean (09/05/2013) [-]
Did you even read the post? "Yeah, my country has it's idiots and assholes."
Totally perfect.
And the funny thing is it never even implied the US was perfect, just that the EU was no better off.
#136 - maousama (09/05/2013) [-]
Giggidy giggidy
User avatar #7 - urbancohort (09/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Thank god I am from Brazil. Have my respect, now i know that United States deserves to be powerful. Seriously and honestly, i used to hate US because of their acts, but you totally changed my mind. If there was another world war, I would proudly feel honored to fight aside the US.
User avatar #105 - asumfuck (09/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
70% of people defending EU are anon

most people agreeing with the post are logged in and have user names


EU: 0
User avatar #108 to #105 - Maroon (09/05/2013) [-]
69% if statistics are made up on the spot.

But yeah, I like this post. If other countries don't like the way America runs things, they need to front the effort. You don't get to decide how someone else runs their business. Can't have your cake and eat it, too.
#50 - sequel (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Damn, the nationalism between the US and Europe is pretty high these days.

And Canada? I have not heard from Canadians in days through this ********* . I guess they just don't give a **** .
#27 - StarvedSouthKorean (09/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
OK, how about this:

#1 During WW2 USA suplied both sides for profit, so said rebuilding is just atonement for damage you caused indirectly. Also, you protected west Europe, but forsaken the East. Result? East Europe is still pretty much ****** . Thank you America.

#2 Yeah Europe was involved in conflicts. Which you caused. You my dear american friends has been in war in over 200 years, yeah that's right, you constantly bombimg some poor 3rd world country and building more and more military bases all around the world, yet you want nobel peace prize? ok, i guess you envision peace differently than I.
User avatar #87 to #27 - xdeathspawnx (09/05/2013) [-]
1. Just because the US supplied both sides doesn't mean they we are responsible in any way for the damage done to Europe. If someone buys a gun from a store and then kills someone with it, killer is blamed, not the store. Eve if you were to hold the US responsible, the amount of damage we did by supplying weapons was nowhere near the amount of positives we contributed during and after the war.

2. Are you honestly so stupid to say that it is the US's fault that east Europe is messed up? think about what you are saying. Instead of being happy that the US helped defend any part of your ******* continent, you bitch about the fact that they only defended half of it. You should be grateful that the US did anything to defend Europe at all.

3. Are you seriously blaming all of Europe's conflicts on the US? how can you blame the US for WWII, the bloodiest war of all time, o the countless other wars started between European countries? and how has the US been in a war for 200 years? Yes some of the conflicts Europe gets into are a result of the US, but the vast majority are not.

You spout ******** facts and then people come by and automatically thumb you up without even thinking about what you are saying, simply because you defended Europe.
User avatar #97 - sekretguyy (09/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Freedom of religion

Most muslims are ridiculed and hated for simply believing in Islam here in The States.
User avatar #110 to #97 - Maroon (09/05/2013) [-]
You're free to believe whatever you want. It's no one's job to save you from ridicule, though.
#96 - strangemoo (09/05/2013) [-]
I keep typing out comments and erasing them trying to defend the content.   
I GIVE THE 						****					 UP. 						****					 Y'ALL, I GOT MUH FREEDUHMS. And zoo penguins.
I keep typing out comments and erasing them trying to defend the content.
I GIVE THE **** UP. **** Y'ALL, I GOT MUH FREEDUHMS. And zoo penguins.
#84 - StarvedSouthKorean (09/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)

Everyone focuses on Iraq and Afghanistan. Hey people, there's **** going on in Africa and East Asia that has NOTHING to do with the States. Korea, Somalia, East Timor, and the **** in Africa had nothing to do with the US and yet the Europeans go involved. You hate the US for going to wars, but you guys are just as involved. So yeah, the part about you patting yourselves on the back is true. Maybe if you paid attention to world affairs, you would know this.
Second. STOP BRINGING UP WWII! The US was neutral. ******* GET IT!?! But how about that Lend-Lease Act that bailed out the other Allies? Also, who thumbed up that retard anon below? Did you guys forget that Eastern Europe was controlled by the Soviets? You think they were interested in taking US money after the war, or that the US was going to support it's biggest enemy? Think for a second here.
Finally, every form of pop music, along with it's style, ORIGINATED IN THE US! That was the point. DO SOME ******* RESEARCH!
#91 to #86 - StarvedSouthKorean (09/05/2013) [-]
Sure. We totally bombed their harbor (Pearl Harbor) and killed their civilians first. Seriously, look up some of the ****** up **** they did to the Chinese.

Oh, Japan's so sweet and innocent, and America just bombed them for no reason, hurr durr.
#57 - StarvedSouthKorean (09/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If you Europeans and you Americans hate each other so much why not go to war? Just to go either country/continent, represent your own and start slaughtering like terrorists.

That way I can enjoy the internet without ****** , disgusting Amerifags and Eurofags vomiting sewage at each other.

**** Canada and Australia too.
User avatar #59 to #57 - buttfacemugee (09/04/2013) [-]
Do you have that **** copied. i could have sworn i responded to that comment not even 5 minutes ago.
#1 - StarvedSouthKorean (09/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
We invaded the Falklands? What? You dumb ******* ****** . Shut the **** up you snivelling thundercunt.
#2 to #1 - StarvedSouthKorean (09/04/2013) [-]
It is ours. The people there are British and want to remain British. Please explain to me how we invaded them in 82.
You dumb **** .
I bet you're a ******* Argentinian.
#72 - lilRican (09/05/2013) [-]
god dammit now we are gonna see even MORE " i hate amerifags" posts/comments and in vice-versa   
I am almost completely sure that sometime this week someone is gonna make a post to reply to this post and it will cause another 						****					 storm   
God damn it OP, can't we all just agree that we all have once put cereal in the 						*******					 bowl without checking for any milk first, then realizing there is no milk
god dammit now we are gonna see even MORE " i hate amerifags" posts/comments and in vice-versa

I am almost completely sure that sometime this week someone is gonna make a post to reply to this post and it will cause another **** storm

God damn it OP, can't we all just agree that we all have once put cereal in the ******* bowl without checking for any milk first, then realizing there is no milk
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