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#31 - nibiru (09/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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National Geographic Live! - Face-to-Face with a Leopard Seal sauce. It's a pretty sweet and entertaining story. minus the penguin massacre
By the end she started to give him this look, like are you ******* kidding me?
#26 - stagger (09/04/2013) [-]
As a baby, this kids dad found a three foot python in his crib three times, each time took it out to the forest, and it kept coming back. Finally just let it be.

This. The kid rides the damn thing. It sleeps in his room. He says it's like his sister.
Her name is Lucky.
#27 to #26 - priestoftheoldones (09/04/2013) [-]
I want a giant snake buddy, I'd name him Goliath.
I want a giant snake buddy, I'd name him Goliath.
#33 to #27 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
you mean your dick?
#32 to #26 - lotengo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
i also like to ride my sister
User avatar #80 to #32 - stagger (09/04/2013) [-]
This is why we keep you.

#22 - ooi (09/04/2013) [-]
So you let her kill 5 of my cousins, just to take pictures!?!
User avatar #30 - evanxzile (09/04/2013) [-]
Think you are worthless predator.
Bring you dead animals.
Just like a cat.
User avatar #40 to #30 - minecraftlamer ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
that explains it. now we are definitly lesser beings from a cats point of view.
#2 - mrleopardgecko (09/03/2013) [-]
hey there leopard seal, welcome to the leopard club
User avatar #23 to #2 - nextgenmidgett (09/04/2013) [-]
im hoping to get a leopard gecko soon too
User avatar #55 to #2 - omoshiroi (09/04/2013) [-]
Aw man! I used to have a leopard gecko, they're so ***** cool!
User avatar #99 to #2 - killerblue (09/04/2013) [-]
My pet leopard gecko died recently

Feels bad bro
#105 to #2 - niggastolemyname (09/04/2013) [-]
leopard 2 reporting in
leopard thread
User avatar #10 to #2 - mondprinzessin (09/04/2013) [-]
that little ****** looks like he just banged my mom...
#11 to #10 - mrleopardgecko (09/04/2013) [-]
Its cuz im just gangsta like that
#12 to #11 - mondprinzessin (09/04/2013) [-]
but not as gangsta as this
#13 to #12 - mrleopardgecko (09/04/2013) [-]
I see you're gangster, i'm quite gangster myself
User avatar #14 to #13 - mondprinzessin (09/04/2013) [-]
how many of those do you have....?
User avatar #15 to #14 - mrleopardgecko (09/04/2013) [-]
pictures or geckos?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mondprinzessin (09/04/2013) [-]
pictures of leopard geckos in hats
#17 to #16 - mrleopardgecko (09/04/2013) [-]
like this
#18 to #16 - darthtorn (09/04/2013) [-]
I voted your comment just for that.
User avatar #103 to #12 - corruptdog (09/04/2013) [-]
What kind of gecko/lizard is that?
#48 to #12 - fatspartan (09/04/2013) [-]
And that Fire Gecko look-alike is called a....
#41 - exorbis (09/04/2013) [-]
At the end of his day
#86 - allnamesrtaken (09/04/2013) [-]
Talk about southern hospitality.
Talk about southern hospitality.
#88 to #86 - acidtroll (09/04/2013) [-]
the pun and the gif was perfect!
the pun and the gif was perfect!
User avatar #102 to #88 - goodatlosing (09/04/2013) [-]
Where the absolute **** is this from?
#20 - Zaebos (09/04/2013) [-]
time to start having pet leopard seal's
time to start having pet leopard seal's
#56 - tomscooter (09/04/2013) [-]
Leopard Seal
#54 - hiccupthehuman (09/04/2013) [-]
Kinda rude of him for not eating the penguins....
#51 - warioteam (09/04/2013) [-]
"She thought the camera was my mouth, which is every photographers dream."
User avatar #57 to #51 - darnhaz (09/04/2013) [-]
Basically, it gives the photographer close ups and such.
User avatar #91 to #51 - wtfduud (09/04/2013) [-]
The actual quote was "It is every photographer's dream to have an animal try to force feed you."
#59 - spaceking (09/04/2013) [-]
"yo need to get your **** together"
#74 - serotonin (09/04/2013) [-]
Maybe she lost her cub (or how ever you call it) and now she was taking care of little, strange and obviously dumb seal
+1
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User avatar #76 to #75 - serotonin (09/04/2013) [-]
I just checked. They are called pups
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#89 to #74 - lolollo (09/04/2013) [-]
It worked in After Earth.

Oh wait, I'm supposed to hate that movie...
#46 - qballextraction (09/04/2013) [-]
What the 			****		?
What the **** ?
User avatar #60 to #50 - awildniglet (09/04/2013) [-]
I would watch that
User avatar #113 to #92 - marksey (09/04/2013) [-]
Is he kill?
#69 - Alchemyst (09/04/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this guy.
#24 - dedaluminus (09/04/2013) [-]
Baby elephant seals are the best seals.
#28 to #24 - danielhargadine (09/04/2013) [-]
Acaly iz Frank
#87 - lolollo (09/04/2013) [-]
The whole "predator/prey" thing was what taught me that morality was ourely subjective.

To the penguin, the leopard seal is evil because it eats members of its commnity, but to the leopard seal, eating penguins is literally its way of life. If it stops, i would die...but it's evil for doing so.

What was the saying? "People are not againt you, they are for themselves."? "What is normal for the sider is chaos for the fly."?
User avatar #93 to #87 - leonhardtv (09/04/2013) [-]
I feel that this would have a greater impact if you hadn't misspelled a few things.
#94 to #93 - lolollo (09/04/2013) [-]
You try typing on an iPad with big, meaty claws.
User avatar #96 to #87 - kristovsky (09/04/2013) [-]
from one perspective, the seal is destroying lives...from another, it is trying to save a creature from starving to death, subjective indeed.

Think about it, militaristic herbivores.
#98 to #87 - killerblue (09/04/2013) [-]
You kinda just described nietzsche's ideas there.
#107 - megafranco (09/04/2013) [-]
Now I want a leopard seal   
   
 Kind of relevant
Now I want a leopard seal

Kind of relevant
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