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panicked.
She started to bring me weak penguins, then
dead penguins, then she showed me how to
eat the penguins. She would offer me partially
consumed penguins.
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them inte my camera. I think she thought the
camera was my mouth, which is every
photographers dream. This went on for four days.
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#31 - nibiru (09/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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National Geographic Live! - Face-to-Face with a Leopard Seal sauce. It's a pretty sweet and entertaining story. minus the penguin massacre
By the end she started to give him this look, like are you fucking kidding me?
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#1 - ihatejackiechan has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#3 to #1 - minorian (09/03/2013) [-]
Even your username makes me mad.
#22 - ooi (09/04/2013) [-]
So you let her kill 5 of my cousins, just to take pictures!?!
#2 - mrleopardgecko (09/03/2013) [+] (17 replies)
hey there leopard seal, welcome to the leopard club
#63 - Muppetz (09/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#26 - stagger (09/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
As a baby, this kids dad found a three foot python in his crib three times, each time took it out to the forest, and it kept coming back. Finally just let it be.

This. The kid rides the damn thing. It sleeps in his room. He says it's like his sister.
Her name is Lucky.
#30 - evanxzile (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Think you are worthless predator.
Bring you dead animals.
Just like a cat.
#41 - exorbis (09/04/2013) [-]
At the end of his day
#46 - qballextraction (09/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
#86 - allnamesrtaken (09/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Talk about southern hospitality.
Talk about southern hospitality.
#20 - Zaebos (09/04/2013) [-]
time to start having pet leopard seal's
time to start having pet leopard seal's
#51 - warioteam ONLINE (09/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"She thought the camera was my mouth, which is every photographers dream."
#56 - tomscooter (09/04/2013) [-]
Leopard Seal
#54 - hiccupthehuman (09/04/2013) [-]
Kinda rude of him for not eating the penguins....
#59 - spaceking (09/04/2013) [-]
"yo need to get your shit together"
#74 - serotonin ONLINE (09/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Maybe she lost her cub (or how ever you call it) and now she was taking care of little, strange and obviously dumb seal
#92 - acidtroll (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#69 - Alchemyst (09/04/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this guy.
#24 - dedaluminus (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Baby elephant seals are the best seals.
#87 - lolollo (09/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The whole "predator/prey" thing was what taught me that morality was ourely subjective.

To the penguin, the leopard seal is evil because it eats members of its commnity, but to the leopard seal, eating penguins is literally its way of life. If it stops, i would die...but it's evil for doing so.

What was the saying? "People are not againt you, they are for themselves."? "What is normal for the sider is chaos for the fly."?
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