GTA 4 Reference. #1 - sparkyoneonetwo 23 hours ago | Replies(4)comment Furry, Metal, zombie, penis 4 words sum up most of my life. #2 - therealsuperderpy 08/29/ Then we had hawt Gay Sex cuz Im Bi so I guess i do guys to or sum shit
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GTA 4 Reference

GTA 4 Reference. #1 - sparkyoneonetwo 23 hours ago | Replies(4)comment Furry, Metal, zombie, penis 4 words sum up most of my life. #2 - therealsuperderpy 08/29/

#1 - sparkyoneonetwo 23 hours ago | Replies(4)comment
Furry, Metal, zombie, penis 4 words sum up most of my life.
#2 - therealsuperderpy 08/29/2013 | Replies(7)comment
I had a dream about my boyfriend but all it involved was him hating me ;_;
#3 - clavatninenine 08/29/2013 comment
Submerging your ipod touch in water causes the screen to flicker at half brigtness.
#4 - phanact 08/29/2013 | Replies(36)comment
Happy. I met someone IRL on here who I like a lot. Now me and her are together. I am very happy.
#5 - russianbro 08/28/2013 | Replies(2)comment
TIME TO PRAISE SATIN
#6 - sparkyoneonetwo 08/27/2013 | Replies(1)comment
7days to die is pretty cool.
#7 - bababad 08/26/2013 comment
first day of classes....3 hour break between classes....GAME GRUMPS
#8 - sparkyoneonetwo 08/24/2013 | Replies(2)comment
Indiana sucks so much xx
#9 - sparkyoneonetwo 08/24/2013 | Replies(4)comment
Indiana sucks so much xx
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Looking for friends on LoL, my IGN is Alfrzernebog.

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had a dream that I went to a porn convention, where the only form of transportaion around the convention was through suction tubes, like in futurama. There was a stadium at the convention, where you would watch porn and stuff, but half the of the seats in the statium were not completed with condtructing, so I sat in one of those seats were the needed to be finished, and it was scary, because it was like 20 ft. upove the ground, and the only way to get down was through the tube right next to it. I took the tube to get outa there, and it took me to the roof of the porn convention, and there was a bunch of fireworks up there, and a mutilated hand with a match in it, so I took the match from the hand and lit the fire works, they ended up lighting the convention on fire, then I took the tube to this room where everyone was giving eachother hand jobs, blowjobs, and jacking off. In that room I wathced a bear and a crow jack off, and they came all over themselfs, then after they came on me, I took the tube to outside the convention, then, I decided to play "Wargame European Escelation" in my dream, where I had to hide golden tanks and what not from aliens trying to find them, so I killed all of the aliens.

How I chose which guetto buy.
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I It was
I The gay man
at the stare
said i looked
In it
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User avatar #8 - bigdikdave (09/03/2013) [-]
I actually had a really cool black dude size me up.

Everything was going good until he went in for the fist-bump and I went in for the handshake.

I want to kill myself.
#48 to #8 - ryuktg (09/04/2013) [-]
Paper beats rock
#18 to #8 - arjunz (09/04/2013) [-]
Once I had a guy who went in for the fist bump, and I went for the handshake, and I just sort of held his fist. Fekkin' weird, bruh.
#21 to #8 - stagger (09/04/2013) [-]
Would a handshake and fist bump mix-up be called a hump?

The guy that owns the local game store by my home always acts like he's going to fist bump me and at the last second just wraps his hand around my fist. I always feel a little violated after... I've fallen for it three times...
User avatar #40 to #21 - waterbottlemanboy (09/04/2013) [-]
I always seriously just shake someone's fist or awkwardly rub it.
User avatar #31 to #8 - lolzordz ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
in london its got to the point where flumps are acceptable... one man fist bumps while another comes in for a five, it becomes a fist slap and no one bats an eyelid
User avatar #34 to #31 - straightbusta (09/04/2013) [-]
YES! YES! YOU KNOW!!! SOMEBODY KNOWS!!!
User avatar #70 to #34 - lolzordz ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
haha its hard to find man on a level in funnyjunk
#45 to #8 - pappathethird (09/04/2013) [-]
Not everyone is smooth
Not everyone is smooth
#11 to #8 - xdeathspawnx (09/04/2013) [-]
Snoop dog is one of the only living men to have ever pulled off a move like that.
Snoop dog is one of the only living men to have ever pulled off a move like that.
#25 to #11 - burningsmurfs (09/04/2013) [-]
That's pretty cool, but it's less Snoop messing up and more Bill Maher being a clueless tool. Snoop did the cool thing and made them both look cool though.
That's pretty cool, but it's less Snoop messing up and more Bill Maher being a clueless tool. Snoop did the cool thing and made them both look cool though.
User avatar #79 to #11 - fukkendragonite (09/04/2013) [-]
Snoop is just too skilled
#6 - mrleopardgecko (09/03/2013) [-]
that's how i got my favorite hat
#12 to #6 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
Just stumbled across this comment......Matt
User avatar #14 to #12 - mrleopardgecko (09/04/2013) [-]
shhhh, on the internet, im a gecko with a sexy hat
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#30 to #6 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
Also why it's your favorite hat.
#69 to #6 - mehy (09/04/2013) [-]
Leopard Gecko MASTER RAAAAACE !
#22 to #6 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
We need to cook, Jesse
User avatar #20 - luthervonappledorf (09/04/2013) [-]
Every man knows, a compliment from a gay guy beats a compliment from a woman.
User avatar #24 to #20 - tonyredgrave (09/04/2013) [-]
Does them hitting on you count as a compliment?
#28 to #24 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
Of course. I'd be ******* ecstatic if a gay guy hit on me, that means you generally look good.
User avatar #29 to #28 - dedaluminus (09/04/2013) [-]
My last girfriend was jealous because the gay waiter at the italian restaurant we went to was shamelessly flirting with me, the whole time we were there. He even wrote his number on the receipt. I have never felt more beautiful.
User avatar #39 to #29 - waterbottlemanboy (09/04/2013) [-]
That last sentence made me so happy, because it's so true. I'm bi, and a compliment from a guy is so much better than that from a girl. A compliment from a gay stranger would be more flattering than one from my girl crush.
User avatar #65 to #39 - kevlar (09/04/2013) [-]
man, im stright, and although it feel a bit odd when a guy hits on you in the end it mmakes you feel like a beautiful person in every aspect. different between gays and women is gays tell you flat out how you look 100% of the time. they also do it in a way that i cant really explain, but it makes you just feel awesome
User avatar #27 to #24 - luthervonappledorf (09/04/2013) [-]
Well I suppose that's even better than a compliment.
User avatar #1 - skrullex (09/03/2013) [-]
How the **** can you tell if it's comfortable by looking at a screen. For all we know niko's bollocks could of been squeezed hard in a ******* suit and maybe that's why the gay man said he looked good in it.
User avatar #42 to #1 - waterbottlemanboy (09/04/2013) [-]
Niko Belic's bollocks.
#49 - nikobanks (09/04/2013) [-]
GTA 4 was fun, best part was roman always calling at the worst times...
User avatar #72 to #49 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (09/04/2013) [-]
I felt that it could of been better, but it was still good
#67 - masterboll (09/04/2013) [-]
dont hate me just because im beautiful
#73 to #67 - ruderoody (09/04/2013) [-]
If my son came up to me like that and said he was gay I would say this, "son I don't care care if you're gay I love you all the same, what bothers me is that you came here to tell me this looking like a ratchet ass ho learn to put on make up if you aren't fabulous I'll disown you"
User avatar #74 to #73 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
i would be like, what the **** are you wearing. hot pink blush with teal eyeshadow, no man will **** you looking like that. I bet you kiss girls fagot
User avatar #78 to #74 - masterboll (09/04/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #37 - tehlulzbringer (09/04/2013) [-]
i usually like to shoot that twat before leaving
User avatar #26 - mrleopardgecko (09/04/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeSdSrCKp-8 makin my way downtown
#61 to #26 - swaggerwagon (09/04/2013) [-]
glorious.
glorious.
#16 - thecharliesheen (09/04/2013) [-]
I tend to buy the one that makes me look less likely to rob you/
I tend to buy the one that makes me look less likely to rob you/
User avatar #15 - mrjweezy (09/04/2013) [-]
gay friends are awesome friends.
They tell you what women want.
User avatar #19 to #15 - LocoJoe (09/04/2013) [-]
So do the Spice Girls and Mel Gibson.
#59 - dross (09/04/2013) [-]
>Click ? next to thumbs
>Guess who

Every damn ******* piece of content.
#81 to #59 - urbemarmis (09/04/2013) [-]
its weird because i clicked mine and the name potterwatch stuck out for some reason. i just saw it and was like "hmm...something about this name" and now i know
User avatar #82 to #59 - cthumoo ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
the worst thing since sliced Hitler...
User avatar #64 to #59 - marioslmg (09/04/2013) [-]
Ths is so ******* true...
User avatar #17 - caterpiec (09/04/2013) [-]
The hell is going on in the description? I thought it was the lightbulb at first.
#3 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
This is the first thing that made me laugh in a long time on this and it has negative thumbs?
I am not happy FunnyJunk
#71 to #3 - sofiesoflam (09/04/2013) [-]
20 hours later, FJ has appeased QuakinDuck.
User avatar #51 - xxfireflyxx (09/04/2013) [-]
**xxfireflyxx rolled a random comment #1 posted by jsrf at It's a trap! ** :
i would have ******* ran


This is all the gay man would say to me.
User avatar #52 to #51 - tredbear (09/04/2013) [-]
**tredbear rolled a random comment #1 posted by departed at Greetings, hound ** :
I don't get it.




what the gay man said to me
#53 to #52 - xxfireflyxx (09/04/2013) [-]
**xxfireflyxx rolled a random comment #6017105 posted by takeaseat at Admin's personal trolling board. ** :
******* lel


That's so insulting. This is how you should reply.
User avatar #5 - quitethedelicacy (09/03/2013) [-]
I always buy the suit that makes me look the richest.
#7 to #5 - anon (09/03/2013) [-]
Rich = attractive and attractive = rich, buddy. Keep up the smart dressing.
#9 to #7 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
You are both morons.
User avatar #66 to #9 - kevlar (09/04/2013) [-]
dress for success buddy
User avatar #32 to #9 - quitethedelicacy (09/04/2013) [-]
Morons...or geniuses?
#46 - odio (09/04/2013) [-]
***odio rol 777 xd***
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#68 to #46 - ishekill (09/04/2013) [-]
**ishekill rolls 270**
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User avatar #94 to #46 - penismunchernohomo (09/10/2013) [-]
**penismunchernohomo rolls 04,735,320**
#95 to #94 - penismunchernohomo (09/10/2013) [-]
Close enough
Close enough
User avatar #63 to #46 - meganinja ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
well I thought it was funny.
#47 to #46 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (09/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #85 to #47 - pineapplechrist (09/04/2013) [-]
I think it was meant ironically
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#44 - doktorpaj (09/04/2013) [-]
**doktorpaj rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Its a safe bet.... ** Another GTA 4 reference.
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#97 to #44 - penismunchernohomo (09/10/2013) [-]
**penismunchernohomo rolled a random image posted in comment #3824973 at Friendly ** at least you tried
#91 - fortunehunter (09/04/2013) [-]
**fortunehunter rolled a random image posted in comment #96 at This was too great not to share **
#41 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #96 posted by cormy at math ** :
I'd say it's usually because of the teacher. Especially when it comes to algebra there are a lot of new concepts being introduced which are extremely simple IF SOMEONE ACTUALLY FKING EXPLAINS IT TO YOU.
A lot of the times when it comes to math and science the teachers are just like "Here's the way things are, this is how you do them." without giving much explanation as to why things work the way they do and why you do them the way you do.

Even if you go back to something as simple as adding 1+1, if you don't explain to them why it equals 2, they'll just remember it as they were taught, not because they understand the concept. Because of this, they can't naturally upscale the addition to larger numbers because they don't understand it, they're just memorizing it.
Once a person can count, they can add numbers up to 100 fairly easily once they realize that when you add 1 apple to another apple, you are left with a group of TWO APPLES! If they count the singular apples they just added together, it's pretty obvious there are now 2 of them. But if you don't give them some logical reference, they'll just memorize the formulas on their own as they learn them instead of understanding why the formulas equal what they do.
What I say to my customers when they buy clothes
#92 - davidavidson (09/04/2013) [-]
**davidavidson rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Put in bin please **


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