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All credit goes to writer and artist of

Many horses develop "wind sucking."
an injurious habit. of
sucking in air and 'ii',' lat! : 7 in
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#50 - Wumbologist (09/04/2013) [+] (56 replies)
Funny thing about giraffe sex: 90% of it is male-on-male. Almost all giraffes are bisexual, so, considering the 3% that's female-on-female, only 7% of giraffe sex is heterosexual. So, like the picture said, male giraffes don't want to waste their time with females ( ******* gross amirite fellas) unless they're making a baby, so they smack the girl's ass with their heads until they start peeing (If she's really down, she pees a lot). Then the two giraffes engage in coitus for literally seconds so that the female can be impregnated and begin her gestation term of 400 days.
Wish I was making this **** up, people.
#10 - retrochris (09/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
someone print it on shirts.
#33 - theist (09/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I swear on my life, Sometime, somewhere I will use this.
#5 - utasco (09/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#8 - kaeume (09/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Look at that smug face
#30 - royrogersmcfreely (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i though the horse was smoking
#34 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (09/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
******* animals man
#21 - mrmontymartin (09/04/2013) [-]
It's not my piss, but it will have to do.
#68 - tenthdivine (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh sure when giraffes do it it's called natural, but when I do it I'm some kind of freak....
#22 - robotcomander (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
related starting Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Omnibus #3 at 0:46
#1 - robotcuties (09/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#120 - skeetskeetskat (09/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I have had this saved for entirely too long.
#19 - motherfuckingkenji (09/04/2013) [-]
Nature be cray-cray.
#13 - biker (09/03/2013) [+] (12 replies)
This is an actual problem.

Once a horse starts to crib or wind suck, he can become addicted to the behavior. Some behaviorists believe that when a horse cribs or wind sucks, narcotic-like substances, called endogenous opioids, are released in the horse's brain. Chief among these are endorphins and enkephalins, morphine-like proteins, which suppress pain and activate the brain's "pleasure center."

This endorphin release is almost like getting a narcotic high and so the horse keeps going back for another dose. While factors such as diet or boredom can get a horse started, the behavior may persist when the horse experiences the endorphin release.
#40 - earloflemondgrab (09/04/2013) [-]
So giraffes and us aren't that different after all.
User avatar #35 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Also, female pandas are only fertile once per year, with that time period lasting only 24-36 hours. So pandas aren't necessarily dying out from excessive poaching so much as they simply can't get it on with each other. This is what we call natural selection.
#125 - neroshadewolf (09/04/2013) [-]
Did somebody say Urine?
User avatar #7 - bigdikdave (09/03/2013) [-]
I ******* knew I was adopted.

My real parents must be giraffes.
User avatar #16 - emyris (09/04/2013) [-]
Platypodes, as manolette pointed out as the correct term, have little electromagnetic sensors in their bills that let them "see" where they are going underwater.
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