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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#50 - Wumbologist
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Funny thing about giraffe sex: 90% of it is male-on-male. Almost all giraffes are bisexual, so, considering the 3% that's female-on-female, only 7% of giraffe sex is heterosexual. So, like the picture said, male giraffes don't want to waste their time with females (******* gross amirite fellas) unless they're making a baby, so they smack the girl's ass with their heads until they start peeing (If she's really down, she pees a lot). Then the two giraffes engage in coitus for literally seconds so that the female can be impregnated and begin her gestation term of 400 days.
Wish I was making this **** up, people.
#98 to #50 - kidsquicker
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Also, they just don't give a **** about one another.
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#167 to #50 - yisumad
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#186 to #50 - thomaster
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Ow OP...
Ow OP...
User avatar #149 to #50 - russiaball
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how erotic
User avatar #159 to #50 - dabronydude
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as someone who never understands humor, is this based on any fact or this
just a joke?
User avatar #178 to #159 - emptysuperman
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It's all fact.
User avatar #179 to #178 - dabronydude
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well damn, really interesting.
#174 to #50 - jujuthefireking
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Today children I learned that I am in fact more gay then a giraffe.
#108 to #50 - daentraya
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Giraffe love is so romantic
#135 to #50 - dross
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User avatar #96 to #50 - thatnerdyguy
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I knew this was going to be a top-tier comment as soon as I saw "giraffe sex" combined with "I happen to be an expert on this topic."
#130 to #50 - pomsidoms
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I'm a Zoologist and i can confirm this fact ^^
They be Nasty
#55 to #50 - dontknowmeatall
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I'm afraid to ask but... how is lesbian giraffe sex?
User avatar #65 to #55 - redrex
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i think they just hump and hump and hump until they find out neither of them have penises
User avatar #67 to #55 - tenthdivine
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Well they have enormous tongues so there's one possibility...
User avatar #69 to #67 - Silver Quantum
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except they don't engage in oral sex
User avatar #70 to #69 - tenthdivine
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We don't know that!
User avatar #72 to #70 - Silver Quantum
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giraffes only have sex for the sole purpose of procreation
User avatar #73 to #72 - tenthdivine
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Did you even read the dude's comment about the gay giraffes?! 90% of the time they're ******* dudes. I don't know for sure but I think they're smart enough to know gay sex doesn't make babies.
User avatar #75 to #73 - Silver Quantum
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yeah i think the point is they're not smart enough to know that
User avatar #79 to #75 - tenthdivine
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Or maybe they are smart enough but just prefer butthole *******!
User avatar #80 to #79 - Silver Quantum
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except giraffes don't have sex for pleasure
User avatar #81 to #80 - tenthdivine
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Then why the **** are 93% of them performing coitus in a homosexual manner? They're obviously just banging to get their rocks off

so I just had a thought. Giraffes probably have very large genitalia being that penis size is directly related to the size of the animal.... They can't lube that thing up, and anuses don't self-lubricate like vaginae do.... So those gay giraffes are roughing it..... oh god the pain o.o....
#90 to #81 - elyiia
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Penis size isn't necessarily related to body size, for example gorrilas which are roughly the same height as humans have far smaller penises.  I don't even know why I know this
Penis size isn't necessarily related to body size, for example gorrilas which are roughly the same height as humans have far smaller penises. I don't even know why I know this
User avatar #88 to #81 - sisterblister
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actually its quite small its about 1/4 the sizeof a horses
User avatar #82 to #81 - Silver Quantum
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i'm not entirely sure why that statistic is so high, but the only mammals that have sex for pleasure are humans, dolphins and a couple other species, giraffes not included
#87 to #82 - FuckTheWhat
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That's been proven false many times since that "fact" was released into the mainstream air.
User avatar #109 to #82 - BerryLicious
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We get it, you're a homophobic nut who doesn't believe any creature outside of the ****** up human race is capable of any thought. **** off now, your stupidity is draining my IQ.
User avatar #184 to #109 - Silver Quantum
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actually it's your own stupidity draining your own iq if you came to the conclusion i'm homophobic
User avatar #56 to #55 - areialview
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I am quite curious about that as well
User avatar #99 to #50 - Ihazfunkitty
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we should trust this guy, hes a wumbologist
User avatar #84 to #50 - tacogrenade
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Are you saying that all giraffes originated in San Francisco ??
#71 to #50 - jacofhearts
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VlogBrothers did a video on that!
User avatar #76 to #71 - waterbottlemanboy
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John taught me Elephants could rule the world if they didn't take 22 months to give birth to ONE kid.
#191 to #50 - mattdoggy
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at first i thought you were a faggot and was sure you were full of crap   
but then i saw your name   
 f-forgive me sempai!
at first i thought you were a faggot and was sure you were full of crap
but then i saw your name
f-forgive me sempai!
#168 to #50 - shrekdurself
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Giraffes also have long necks so they can say hello to god up in the clouds
#187 to #50 - Welshhobo
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#153 to #50 - schrodngrscat
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I learned all of this from John Green
I learned all of this from John Green
#156 to #153 - learned
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I hope you find this information very valuable. You better cherish it for the rest of your life.
I hope you find this information very valuable. You better cherish it for the rest of your life.
#157 to #156 - schrodngrscat
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I will, my friend, because as you know everything I learned I learned from you.
#158 to #157 - learned
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Correct sentence would of been:   
"I will, my friend, because as you know everything I learned I learned from you, learned."
Correct sentence would of been:
"I will, my friend, because as you know everything I learned I learned from you, learned."
#166 to #158 - schrodngrscat
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Of course. I apologize, learned. I won't make that mistake again.
#148 to #50 - fecal
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Im kinda curious how lesbian giraffe sex would work out
#190 to #148 - skinnypanda
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They use their horns as dildos.
User avatar #192 to #50 - sunnyday
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Today, I learned something.

Thank you, Wumbo.
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User avatar #183 to #50 - mrshrapnel
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Now make one of those but about Dolphins, giggles will be had and green thumps will be given.
#169 to #50 - gux
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This image has expired
only giraffe related content i have.
(don't ask why)
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#152 to #50 - tailsx
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"Mmm...good morning, honey. Oh, yeah, that feels so good. Wha-HEY HEY HEY!! What the hell?!?! You're not the same giraffe from last night! Get outta here!"
#119 to #50 - anon id: 09645c04
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Would you happen to be a Zoologist?
#124 to #119 - tabarzins
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He's a Wumbologist, probably more credible.
User avatar #106 to #50 - konradkurze
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reminds me of the movie 'gladiator" where some royal guy was raging that the merchant sold him gay giraffes
(was one male and one female but they wouldnt mate so he thought they were gay)
#51 to #50 - jellykuba [OP]
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You know what? I'm sticking your ****, this made me laugh so much more then it should have.
#10 - retrochris
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someone print it on shirts.
User avatar #39 to #10 - berkut
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And they say there's nothing square shaped in nature, ha.
User avatar #29 to #10 - srapture
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It's surprisingly rare to see people correctly use the past tense of **** on this site, and I appreciate it. The misuse of "****" as past tense always annoys me more than it really should.
User avatar #100 to #29 - dsgbiohazard
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**** would also be right. It's not like they're never **** again in their life.
User avatar #101 to #100 - dsgbiohazard
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they'll* /sigh
#97 to #10 - desctmarizate
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Here ya go.
#33 - theist
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I swear on my life, Sometime, somewhere I will use this.
User avatar #38 to #33 - grahamcracker
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you just did ;)
#42 to #33 - peanutbraddle
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I thought the same thing when I saved this one.
#172 to #42 - confusedasian
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I would like to know more on this story.
#185 to #172 - peanutbraddle
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I was browsing the 4Chan section one night, and decided that saving this particular line of text could be useful in the future.   
   
I think the story was about how one of these dudes' friends was being a sexist, and after they all left he started masturbating, and a Telemarketer called him, so he did that.
I was browsing the 4Chan section one night, and decided that saving this particular line of text could be useful in the future.

I think the story was about how one of these dudes' friends was being a sexist, and after they all left he started masturbating, and a Telemarketer called him, so he did that.
#150 to #42 - kampi
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Same here.
#5 - utasco
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User avatar #147 to #5 - tacticalhog
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Source please?
#45 to #5 - beehoning
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#83 to #45 - utasco
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User avatar #95 to #5 - MrMarioman
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in case anyone is curious
What if wild animals ate fast food
#8 - kaeume
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Look at that smug face
#107 to #8 - pappysmurf
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Yeah... Drink my piss.
#30 - royrogersmcfreely
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i though the horse was smoking
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I thought he was eating the fence
#34 - avatarsarefornoobs
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******* animals man
#41 to #34 - sirbutterballs
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I saw a video of an Asian chick shoving an eel up her ass once... Dunno why I find this relevant...
I saw a video of an Asian chick shoving an eel up her ass once... Dunno why I find this relevant...
User avatar #105 to #41 - ragnarfag
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This was interesting.
User avatar #89 to #34 - drunkasaurus
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>mayfly
>definitely flys
#21 - mrmontymartin
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It's not my piss, but it will have to do.
#68 - tenthdivine
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Oh sure when giraffes do it it's called natural, but when I do it I'm some kind of freak....
User avatar #102 to #68 - zorororonoa
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i feel ya brother
#22 - robotcomander
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related starting Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Omnibus #3 at 0:46
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