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Hero

tim! Elmer. "Mews:
vigil 311152?»
stars? {if justice
l went downstairs grab a hit. dew
and saw the man trying to rob our
house, m i knocked him out with a
lamp. Then I took his wallet, found _
ant his address, and ****** his mom."
**** was m cash...
but when I got back I
realized it was just the
TV repair man. imfao. "
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#4 - guywithafork (09/03/2013) [-]
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#48 to #4 - padorak (09/04/2013) [-]
here have this.
here have this.
#1 - mudkipfucker (09/03/2013) [-]
Thanks, Mountain Dew!
#2 to #1 - tylersawyer ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Dew it!
User avatar #7 to #1 - skeptical (09/04/2013) [-]
It's all a conspiracy! Hitler didn't dew anything!
#70 to #15 - sofiesoflam (09/04/2013) [-]
Dude, you just posted tits in SFW, what the hell do you think you're doing?
#73 to #70 - jazzytheferret (09/04/2013) [-]
Those tits are bigger than some of my previous girlfriends.
#13 - youngnigga (09/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 to #13 - caterpiec (09/04/2013) [-]
It's just like that one kid from the Boondocks.
#24 to #17 - gaiya (09/04/2013) [-]
"he was smoking wit cigawets"
"he was smoking wit cigawets"
User avatar #18 to #17 - strangemoo (09/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, they did that episode cause of that ******* .
#19 to #18 - yiffcario ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
That was based of a real thing???
User avatar #20 to #19 - strangemoo (09/04/2013) [-]
Yep. 99.999% real.
User avatar #21 to #20 - yiffcario ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you're joking. If it's real can I get a source?
User avatar #32 to #22 - umaya (09/04/2013) [-]
wut? I thought the boondocks kid was oc, this makes that character about 50 times funnier, do you know the other thing that episode parodied, with the whole insane kid this random stalker secret agent guy wanted to lock up?
User avatar #53 to #32 - curveball (09/04/2013) [-]
I think that was based off of the "Halloween" movies, where Michael Meyers was treated by a psychiatrist named "Dr. Loomis". In the episode, Lamilton was treated by "Dr. Doomis", who realized he was evil and made it his goal to make sure Lamilton was killed or incarcerated.
#51 to #32 - acksl (09/04/2013) [-]
They often base parts of their show on real things like the whole "			************		" thing   
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLZA32oHbC4   
   
or the Booty warrior   
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9hIZe6cF68
They often base parts of their show on real things like the whole " ************ " thing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLZA32oHbC4

or the Booty warrior

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9hIZe6cF68
User avatar #33 to #32 - strangemoo (09/04/2013) [-]
No I do not remember that one.
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User avatar #28 to #22 - yiffcario ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #29 to #28 - strangemoo (09/04/2013) [-]
No problems.
User avatar #25 to #19 - tonyredgrave (09/04/2013) [-]
The Booty Warrior is real too.
User avatar #27 to #25 - yiffcario ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Yeah I saw that.
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#72 to #64 - yisumad (09/04/2013) [-]
All I've got
All I've got
#5 - PlaystationGuy (09/03/2013) [-]
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#8 to #5 - generalwatergate (09/04/2013) [-]
I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!!!!!!
User avatar #14 to #5 - captainstinkypinky (09/04/2013) [-]
CHAAAAAARLIE MURPHAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
#38 - goodnewseveryone (09/04/2013) [-]
kid's a badass
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#39 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
Why does everything from american tv looks like it was filmed with a potato?

Seriously! am I the only one noticing this?
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User avatar #40 to #39 - Foxchase (09/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've noticed that aswell. Really grainy compared to European TV-shows.
User avatar #41 to #40 - raamageddon (09/04/2013) [-]
To be fair, most of the stuff on TV is actually okay.

Most of what you'll see on the Net is due to poor quality videos online. This content is probably screen-captured from a website and then with captions added. If you Print-Screen key a video while it's paused, the resulting image will always look like **** .

Not saying that it COULDN'T be potato equipment, but also just trying to mind that it might be for other reasons, too.
User avatar #45 to #41 - Foxchase (09/04/2013) [-]
Actually, I found the reason. Apparently, it's because USA uses NTSC, but Europe uses PAL. And well, those two formats are slowly dying in today's age of digital broadcasting. And European TV shows typically use a higher framerate.
#43 to #41 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
nono, I see it on the TV aswell, it's mostly on the news. really odd
User avatar #42 to #41 - Foxchase (09/04/2013) [-]
I lived in Florida for a year, and I'm European. And we have American current-date TV-shows. It's not like the blockbuster TV-shows are bad, they are just as good or better. I'm talking about the news broadcast, some sitcoms and a lot of talkshows. It's like they have this really heavy film grain filter activated, and it makes it look really cheap. Sure, it has improved lately, but it's been noticeable for years.
#65 to #42 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
That's odd.
I always looked at the Mexican channels and thought they were rather cheap-looking compared to the American ones.
#3 - captaincapital ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #76 to #3 - drewbridge (01/09/2015) [-]
how are you
#77 to #76 - captaincapital ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
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#35 - Ihazfunkitty (09/04/2013) [-]
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#23 - ironblood (09/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 - jefferyboomhauer (09/04/2013) [-]
How could he NOT get pussy with that kick ass haircut??
User avatar #26 to #16 - jeffboomhauer **User deleted account** (09/04/2013) [-]
Dang ol'.. what? Case of identity theft here man dang ol' imposter using my name using my picture dang ol' disgrace man.
#31 to #16 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he's just swimming in pink.
#54 - hiccupthehuman ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
At first I was damn what a hero, then I continued reading and was like "oh yeah, right, I'm on funnyjunk"
User avatar #37 - mrgoodlove (09/04/2013) [-]
I feel like if he were a super hero, his name would include "bowl cut"
#69 - megatheman (09/04/2013) [-]
Kids FW
Kids FW
#66 - liquidz (09/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - sgtkilabits (09/04/2013) [-]
I see a bright future in this kid
FUKD UR MAMA
User avatar #6 - tredbear (09/04/2013) [-]
**tredbear rolled a random comment #216 posted by kaboomz at Obey the angel ** :
i guess admin didnt saw his image

you survived this time pomsidoms


what the news man said to that kid
User avatar #9 to #6 - MrKittyKat (09/04/2013) [-]
Tredbear shut the **** up you pansy ******
#34 to #9 - daviid (09/04/2013) [-]
**daviid rolled a random image posted in comment #163 at Future of Ga... That must really hurt ** shut the **** up you insulting cock face
User avatar #11 to #10 - MrKittyKat (09/04/2013) [-]
Shut. The. **** . Up.
User avatar #75 to #9 - drewbridge (01/09/2015) [-]
don't talk to friends like that
User avatar #80 to #75 - MrKittyKat (01/09/2015) [-]
Tred is a fgt though. We have a deep loving connection.
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