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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#26 - ishitniggers
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(09/04/2013) [-]
now its art
#2 - anisbanana
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Repost , but still funny
User avatar #56 to #2 - jeremyneverdieone
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Tried it in real life, I don't know how to zoom.
User avatar #75 to #2 - OldSnake
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Be advised.
#77 to #2 - tmgrskat
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#81 to #2 - babydingo
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#28 - junkinator
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User avatar #64 to #28 - pappathethird
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Walk HARD
#82 to #64 - curveball
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You have to resist the temptations.
User avatar #40 - insaneguy
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so... science time.

The reason why you're supposed to call a doctor if you have an erection for more than 4 hours is because the blood in your penis can actually coagulate (clump up and harden-this is why blood turns to scabs) INSIDE your dick. The valve that lets blood in or out of your penis isn't meant for clumps of hardened blood, so if it starts to clot and doesn't drain out, you're on the fast track to painville.

If you still have a hardon after 4 hours, then the next thing you should do is take a cold shower. If that doesn't work... you're gonna have to go to a hospital. What they do there is take a big-ass needle and stick it in your pecker to suck out the blood. Multiple times.
If it's a particularly bad case, they will take some blood out, and insert sterile saltwater to break down the clots, and then suck it out again, several times.

This is called a priapism. It can result in permanent scarring and even complete loss of erection for the duration of your life.

smartereveryday made a video on how certain spiders can induce a priapism. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN0VtHez9xI
#44 to #40 - insaneguy
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PENIS SPIDERS FOR EVERYBODY!!
#57 to #40 - berkut
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Thank god I faped before read your comment.
Thank god I faped before read your comment.
#55 to #40 - heroicvenom
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you are truly insane
you are truly insane
#83 to #40 - suikadon
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tfw I live in Brazil and have seen these spiders arround the house

may god have mercy on our dicks
#61 to #40 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Huh.
Huh.
#66 to #61 - meuk
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(09/04/2013) [-]
why is there a robot penis in Zelda's neck?
i know it's Link i'm just an a-hole
#62 to #40 - seizure
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Thank you so much for that video, ************. I'm now gonna go and take like eight cold showers. Oh wait, spiders can often be found in the shower.
User avatar #63 to #62 - insaneguy
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just don't have a seizure or something
User avatar #45 to #40 - scowler
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Damn, didn't know it was that serious.
Learn something new every week….
#85 to #45 - desacobose
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Really wish I knew why
#58 to #40 - straightbusta
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#46 to #40 - loodee
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thanks for the info
thanks for the info
#47 - rmoran
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Except now the doctor has to repeatedly stab a needle into his dick, or make an incision at the head.
Except now the doctor has to repeatedly stab a needle into his dick, or make an incision at the head.
#71 to #47 - MrMarioman
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#50 to #47 - volksworgen
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That sounds incredibly not fun...
#49 to #47 - pepemex
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Well that doesn't sound fun at all

Ok maybe for the doctor
#52 - dsgbiohazard
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#65 to #52 - jimmiesoperator
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Source.
#53 to #52 - douchehole
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Source? You know, for science and stuff...
#3 - pllmell
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Reminds me of these two
#27 - trollczar
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YEAYA!
User avatar #67 - pfccross
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need i remind people that eventually you penis will fall off? The lack of blood flow kills the tissues in your penis and it will FALL OFF....
#68 to #67 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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An erection is caused by blood flow?
That is why it gets hard because more blood is pumped to the area.
Just sayin it lasting more than four hours can mean one of many things, like you have leukemia, multiple myeloma, tumor infiltration, spinal cord injury or anesthesia, amyloidosis, spider bites, carbon monoxide poisoning, or malaria.
But what do i know im not a doctor, you must be.
#69 to #68 - pfccross
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do you really need to be one of THOSE people? I wasn't wrong, but you feel the need to try to buzzkill.
User avatar #79 to #69 - darman
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But you were wrong. There is not a "lack of blood flow" that "kills your tissue".
User avatar #84 to #79 - pfccross
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i was not wrong. go ahead and get an erection through medical means for 10 hours and post the results. what do YOU think will happen? The penis magically gets oxygen and nutrients from a blood source that has been there for 10 hours? It never eeevvveeeerrr runs out ever does it? You people are so stupid it sickens me, but it comforts me to know you will probably end up killing yourself with stupidity.
#70 to #69 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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I am pretty ******* special am i not?
#4 - austoboyko
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**austoboyko rolled a random image posted in comment #3619267 at Friendly ** AW YIIIIIIIIIIISSSS
#32 to #4 - originialname
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casuals
#5 to #4 - austoboyko
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**austoboyko rolled a random image posted in comment #3719957 at Friendly ** Nice.
User avatar #15 to #5 - thegrandmatriach
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Sweet role
User avatar #6 to #5 - austoboyko
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(09/03/2013) [-]
NOT NICE WHAT THE ****
User avatar #7 to #6 - whycanticaps
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(09/03/2013) [-]
it's from cookie clicker when you piss off the grandmas

eventually they turn into weird alien looking things like in deadspace
User avatar #9 to #7 - murpmurp
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how do you piss them off?
User avatar #14 to #9 - thegrandmatriach
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We become one
User avatar #17 to #14 - murpmurp
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you made this for me didnt you.
User avatar #19 to #17 - thegrandmatriach
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I was awoken earlier today when baking cookies, the fact that a relevant post has arisen on the same day is just coincidence.

get over yourself
User avatar #20 to #19 - murpmurp
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it say you made it two hours ago. i know you want me
User avatar #21 to #20 - thegrandmatriach
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Check my profile, I made a post on the VGB proving my innocence, plus y would I wait so long.

thegrandmatriach, out
#22 to #21 - murpmurp
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dont try it, i know you want this bod
dont try it, i know you want this bod
#16 to #14 - murpmurp
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Comment Picture
User avatar #10 to #9 - whycanticaps
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I'm not sure haha. I'm pretty sure it just does it over time