Whoreoscopes. . My and I were incompatible. _.'- ,. Everyone has a star sign. You didn't specify that she thought star signs controlled her life. Capricunt. horoscopes whoreoscopes
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My and I were
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User avatar #4 - solitaryweasel (09/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Everyone has a star sign. You didn't specify that she thought star signs controlled her life.
Capricunt.
User avatar #3 - bigdikdave (09/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Honestly if you dump a girl because she reads a ******* horoscope, you probably deserve to be single.
#6 - whoeatspenguin (09/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
My exgirlfriend and I didn't work out. I was a scorpio and she was a whore
My exgirlfriend and I didn't work out. I was a scorpio and she was a whore
#29 - memescomefromb (09/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I met a chick last week who was so into astrology that I just couldn't believe it. Within 10 minutes of meeting her, she was asking me about my sign, and what I like, and commenting on my personality, saying "Oh that's such a Sagittarius thing to do" "My ex was a Taurus, he was really emotional" "You need to get with a Cancer"
She was so obnoxious, I genuinely wanted to tell her to stop talking. Especially when she openly asked about my sex life in front of 5 other people. HOLY **** WOMAN!
User avatar #13 - reyden (09/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
sounds like she got scorpiowned.
still, this post sure was cancerous
i really should just virgo now.
alright im done. gonna go kill myself for making **** jokes
#34 - racrox (09/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Smart move, Capricorn's are 						*******					 crazy.
Smart move, Capricorn's are ******* crazy.
User avatar #18 - zellboom (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my girlfriend is a Taurus and she's full of all kinds of ********
User avatar #2 - balliwog (09/03/2013) [-]
Oh man that was Capricorny
#59 - awesomescorpion (09/04/2013) [-]
MFW physics(astronomy) and classmates talking of astrology as if it's science.
MFW physics(astronomy) and classmates talking of astrology as if it's science.
#55 - willindor (09/04/2013) [-]
MFW astrology people.
MFW astrology people.
User avatar #56 - nikfield (09/04/2013) [-]
I had a complicated relationship with OP.
I was a Scorpio and he was Cancer.


Huehuehue
#51 - BigDoktor (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
We had conflicting attitudes: I really wasn't into meditating and she wasn't really into being alive.
#36 - urbemarmis (09/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
im a sorpio and born in the year of the dog and although i do see some things that are supposed to be common among scorpios and dogs in me, i still think theyre bull **** . now another friend of mine who is a scorpio never shuts up about it. shes this black chick so you can only imagine my pain
User avatar #27 - demencialmx (09/04/2013) [-]
My girlfriend and i were incompatible, i'm géminis and she is a filthy whore.

My girlfriend and i were incompatible; i'm real.
#54 - jeezloxxy (09/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Ok, can someone explain pl0x? Is the joke that every Capricorn is a horoscope-obsessed 						*******					? 'Cause I'm a Capricorn and dunno what to feel.
Ok, can someone explain pl0x? Is the joke that every Capricorn is a horoscope-obsessed ******* ? 'Cause I'm a Capricorn and dunno what to feel.
User avatar #68 to #54 - vanoreo (09/04/2013) [-]
the joke is that people who believe horoscopes are ********
#14 - lolmasterx (09/04/2013) [-]
It may be ******** , but if you know what the meaning behind your sign is, it can help get pussy.
It helps, but it doesn't guarantee it.
User avatar #12 - commontroll (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My ex-girlfriend and I didn't work out. I'm a Leo, and she's imaginary.
#9 - anonymous (09/04/2013) [-]
We were incompatible. She was a Capricorn. I liked to screw her sister. Common differences.
User avatar #7 - babbylicious (09/04/2013) [-]
It should be ******** ><
#1 - teranin ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
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