Whoreoscopes. . My and I were incompatible. _.'- ,. Everyone has a star sign. You didn't specify that she thought star signs controlled her life. Capricunt. horoscopes whoreoscopes
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#6 - whoeatspenguin (09/03/2013) [-]
My exgirlfriend and I didn't work out. I was a scorpio and she was a whore
My exgirlfriend and I didn't work out. I was a scorpio and she was a whore
#8 to #6 - jjmr (09/04/2013) [-]
k
#11 to #6 - sparkysparkybooman (09/04/2013) [-]
Hey, exactly the same thing with my ex =)

User avatar #26 to #6 - mostlyshits (09/04/2013) [-]
what's the sauce on this?
#65 to #6 - funchy (09/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - solitaryweasel (09/03/2013) [-]
Everyone has a star sign. You didn't specify that she thought star signs controlled her life.
Capricunt.
User avatar #19 to #4 - DCat (09/04/2013) [-]
I bunt my tongue drinking Hot Chocolate reading that.
User avatar #20 to #19 - DCat (09/04/2013) [-]
burnt*

sorry about that
#29 - memescomefromb (09/04/2013) [-]
I met a chick last week who was so into astrology that I just couldn't believe it. Within 10 minutes of meeting her, she was asking me about my sign, and what I like, and commenting on my personality, saying "Oh that's such a Sagittarius thing to do" "My ex was a Taurus, he was really emotional" "You need to get with a Cancer"
She was so obnoxious, I genuinely wanted to tell her to stop talking. Especially when she openly asked about my sex life in front of 5 other people. HOLY **** WOMAN!
#57 to #29 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
And then you woke up.
User avatar #49 to #29 - cancer (09/04/2013) [-]
I'm a cancer
Cancerian too by the way ;)
User avatar #60 to #29 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/04/2013) [-]
Are you sure she said "get with a cancer" and not "get cancer"? In my experience with women, it was probably the latter.
User avatar #64 to #29 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Whenever I get asked what my sign is I always lie.
Just to see if its still ******** . it always is
#37 to #29 - urbemarmis (09/04/2013) [-]
you see my girl friend is just that way just without the horoscopes. within 6 minutes of meeting a girl thats like my sister shes asking about her sex life. this 15 year old girl who is too shy to talk, and now shes getting asked how her sex life is by a stranger. and then well be in my room with the door open and shell be talking about ******* when my parents are right outside my door. she gets pissed when i tell her to shut up. those are the worst people the ones that dont realize what theyre doing is wrong and although its cool to all of 3 people that you know its annoying and obnoxious to the rest of them and can get them into trouble, or get them looked at badly. lets just say my parents now know im sexually active and smoke and drink occasionally because of my current girl friend...and so do multiple neighbors of mine...
#38 to #37 - memescomefromb (09/04/2013) [-]
Uh oh.. No bueno!    
I agree, they are just a little too loud and open for me. I wouldn't mind saying a few things about it with a close friend in private. But this was out in the open, just out of the blue in front of 5 other people. And by this time I had only known her for about an hour.    
That, and the fact that every sentence out of her mouth was about astrology made me dislike her. And that's hard to do
Uh oh.. No bueno!
I agree, they are just a little too loud and open for me. I wouldn't mind saying a few things about it with a close friend in private. But this was out in the open, just out of the blue in front of 5 other people. And by this time I had only known her for about an hour.
That, and the fact that every sentence out of her mouth was about astrology made me dislike her. And that's hard to do
#39 to #38 - urbemarmis (09/04/2013) [-]
the worst part is they dont know theyre doing it and if you were to just be like "okay thats enough. please just stop" theyd act like youre being a dick
User avatar #13 - reyden (09/04/2013) [-]
sounds like she got scorpiowned.
still, this post sure was cancerous
i really should just virgo now.
alright im done. gonna go kill myself for making **** jokes
User avatar #30 to #13 - ricketyrackety (09/04/2013) [-]
how capricorny can you get
User avatar #31 to #30 - ricketyrackety (09/04/2013) [-]
and now I see balliwog beat me to it...
User avatar #41 to #31 - balliwog (09/04/2013) [-]
That's okay son, you'll get it next time
#17 to #13 - moshimoshi (09/04/2013) [-]
That really taurustled my geminies.
User avatar #18 - zellboom (09/04/2013) [-]
my girlfriend is a Taurus and she's full of all kinds of ********
#25 to #18 - bazda (09/04/2013) [-]
Igetit.jpg
User avatar #2 - balliwog (09/03/2013) [-]
Oh man that was Capricorny
User avatar #3 - bigdikdave (09/03/2013) [-]
Honestly if you dump a girl because she reads a ******* horoscope, you probably deserve to be single.
#35 to #3 - snaresinger (09/04/2013) [-]
Haha yeah! 			****		 that guy for wanting a mate who shares his beliefs! He doesn't deserve a girlfriend!
Haha yeah! **** that guy for wanting a mate who shares his beliefs! He doesn't deserve a girlfriend!
#63 to #35 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
Because only people with similar outlooks should be in a relationship. Kay.
I'm just going to dump someone because they don't believe in the flying spaghetti monster.
User avatar #71 to #63 - snaresinger (09/04/2013) [-]
I didn't say that. I said that the guy was perfectly reasonable for wanting someone with a similar outlook. I said it's his choice. Don't make up some ******** I didn't say.
#5 to #3 - chinnick (09/03/2013) [-]
Honestly, if you take this as anything more than a joke, you haven't been on the Internetz very long.
#22 to #3 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (09/04/2013) [-]
Well you don't know the whole story. I mean who knows, maybe she was a total freak about it and like let the daily horoscopes control her life and did crazy star rituals and **** because she thought the Chinese gods would kill her if she didn't follow her horoscope and she threatened to kill OP if he didn't do the same.

or maybe it's just a joke
#66 to #22 - chinnick (09/04/2013) [-]
I actually once dated a wicken who was into this sorta stuff, the only part I liked was her naked rituals.
#34 - racrox (09/04/2013) [-]
Smart move, Capricorn's are 			*******		 crazy.
Smart move, Capricorn's are ******* crazy.
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#44 to #34 - braveblue (09/04/2013) [-]
Hey **** you we're not crazy.
User avatar #40 to #34 - volksworgen (09/04/2013) [-]
I fear no troll... -leans in- but that... honk.... it scares me.
User avatar #45 to #34 - ewowo (09/04/2013) [-]
HoNk
#59 - awesomescorpion (09/04/2013) [-]
MFW physics(astronomy) and classmates talking of astrology as if it's science.
MFW physics(astronomy) and classmates talking of astrology as if it's science.
#55 - willindor (09/04/2013) [-]
MFW astrology people.
MFW astrology people.
#51 - BigDoktor (09/04/2013) [-]
We had conflicting attitudes: I really wasn't into meditating and she wasn't really into being alive.
User avatar #53 to #51 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
I love Steven Wright.
#36 - urbemarmis (09/04/2013) [-]
im a sorpio and born in the year of the dog and although i do see some things that are supposed to be common among scorpios and dogs in me, i still think theyre bull **** . now another friend of mine who is a scorpio never shuts up about it. shes this black chick so you can only imagine my pain
#47 to #36 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
What day?
#48 to #47 - urbemarmis (09/04/2013) [-]
november 15. whys it matter anon?
#75 to #48 - demonicchimera (11/15/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday! By the way, I am not that anon.
#76 to #75 - urbemarmis (11/16/2013) [-]
lol thank you
User avatar #27 - demencialmx (09/04/2013) [-]
My girlfriend and i were incompatible, i'm géminis and she is a filthy whore.

My girlfriend and i were incompatible; i'm real.
#9 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
We were incompatible. She was a Capricorn. I liked to screw her sister. Common differences.
User avatar #56 - nikfield (09/04/2013) [-]
I had a complicated relationship with OP.
I was a Scorpio and he was Cancer.


Huehuehue
User avatar #33 - asheskirata (09/04/2013) [-]
My ex-girlfriend and I were incompatible, she was religious and I don't believe in ******** .
#32 - katinka (09/04/2013) [-]
gotta love the comment section here
gotta love the comment section here
User avatar #67 - Itsgoodenough (09/04/2013) [-]
My ex girlfriend and i didnt work out because she I am a Virgo, and she is a bitch.
User avatar #73 to #67 - vanoreo (09/04/2013) [-]
no wonder you're a virgo
#61 - doktorpaj (09/04/2013) [-]
**doktorpaj rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at The Super-midget ** Astrology.
#54 - jeezloxxy (09/04/2013) [-]
Ok, can someone explain pl0x? Is the joke that every Capricorn is a horoscope-obsessed 			*******		? 'Cause I'm a Capricorn and dunno what to feel.
Ok, can someone explain pl0x? Is the joke that every Capricorn is a horoscope-obsessed ******* ? 'Cause I'm a Capricorn and dunno what to feel.
User avatar #68 to #54 - vanoreo (09/04/2013) [-]
the joke is that people who believe horoscopes are ********
#69 to #68 - jeezloxxy (09/04/2013) [-]
And how is that related to Capricorns in any way?
And how is that related to Capricorns in any way?
User avatar #72 to #69 - vanoreo (09/04/2013) [-]
That implies that sharing horoscopes was brought up

and horoscopes are retarded
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