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#8 - gameofpwned
Reply +32
(09/04/2013) [-]
I still buy Happy Meals at McDonald's because I've ordered that all my life and don't know what else to get.   
   
I've never played a game of Monopoly.   
   
Whenever I go to the doctors for a check-up I shave my pubes so I can see the look of surprise on their face when they tell me to cough.   
   
I've never played a Pokemon game older than FR/LG and Black and White is my favorite generation.   
   
I confess, I messed up, drop in, I'm sorry like you're still around.   
   
I've never watched Forrest Gump and a handful of other classic/famous movies.   
   
   
That's all I can think of right now. I'm an open book.
I still buy Happy Meals at McDonald's because I've ordered that all my life and don't know what else to get.

I've never played a game of Monopoly.

Whenever I go to the doctors for a check-up I shave my pubes so I can see the look of surprise on their face when they tell me to cough.

I've never played a Pokemon game older than FR/LG and Black and White is my favorite generation.

I confess, I messed up, drop in, I'm sorry like you're still around.

I've never watched Forrest Gump and a handful of other classic/famous movies.


That's all I can think of right now. I'm an open book.

#66 to #8 - pokemonstheshiz
Reply +3
(09/04/2013) [-]
You only have to cough when getting a physical, not a check up.
You might should be concerned about your doctor
#60 to #8 - mexicandudeinsd
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(09/04/2013) [-]
i dont get it how do pubes relate to coughing?
#88 to #60 - gameofpwned
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Whenever you get a physical (which is what I meant when I said check-up) and you're a guy, part of the examination is that your doctor feels your testicles and asks you to cough. Since most people don't shave their pubic hair, they're always a little bit surprised when they feel my soft-as-a-baby-dolphin nuts.
#59 to #8 - wallbuilder
Reply +1
(09/04/2013) [-]
Order double or triple cheeseburger meals. They're pretty much the same. I used to do that but with hard work and dedication I got past it and you can too!
#57 to #8 - savvasp
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(09/04/2013) [-]
- You should try out some other stuff in McDonald's really. Cheeseburger is always a safe choice.

- Monopoly used to be fun when you'd play it with friends but no we have online/multiplayer gaming so there's no point in it anymore

- I don't even

- You should download some old pokemon games and there's an application that allows you to play them on your phone. Tons of fun.

- Forrest Gump is fantastic I'd definitely recommend watching it. (It'd be pretty bad if you watch it as a child because you wouldn't understand it)
#50 to #8 - anon
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I don't like nutella, strawberries or oreos.
#48 to #8 - strangemoo ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/04/2013) [-]
I haven't watched most classic movies either. Same for pokemon, except my favorite generation was SoulSilver/HeartGold.
#47 to #8 - skybornetide
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(09/04/2013) [-]
My last name is Gump, I'm almost two decades old, own the tape, and still haven't seen it.
#25 to #8 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply +2
(09/04/2013) [-]
The pokemon part confuses me, how can a gen be your fav when you never played it?
#27 to #25 - gameofpwned
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(09/04/2013) [-]
The wording is a bit confusing, I meant older as in before. I've never played, red, blue, yellow, gold, silver, or crystal.
#26 to #25 - apackofwolves
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I misread that too (no idea how, though). He said he never played an older game, as in the oldest game he's played is FR/LG, so he hasn't played any of the gameboy ones like Red/Blue.
#24 to #8 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE
Reply +4
(09/04/2013) [-]
forrest gump is good watch now k bye  also here are kittens because
forrest gump is good watch now k bye also here are kittens because
#23 to #8 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
Reply +2
(09/04/2013) [-]
I shave my pubes too. The closest thing I've gotten to sex was when the female doctor took a little longer on the check-up down there.
#10 to #8 - unlimitedsmoof
Reply +6
(09/04/2013) [-]
I see you and your FoB reference there.
I see you and your FoB reference there.
#9 to #8 - yunogasaii
Reply +1
(09/04/2013) [-]
"I confess, I messed up, drop in, I'm sorry like you're still around."

Sorry, but can you explain?
#17 to #9 - gameofpwned
Reply +3
(09/04/2013) [-]
Well, it's cuz I know I messed up, hey kid, you'll never live this down.

Because you're just the girl all the boys want to dance with, and I'm just the boy who's had too many chances.
#19 to #17 - yunogasaii
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I... still don't understand are you making a reference to something?
#21 to #19 - gameofpwned
Reply +4
(09/04/2013) [-]
I'm sleeping on your folks porch again dreaming, she said, she said, she said WHY DON'T YOU JUST DROP DEAD.

You see, I don't blame you for being you, but you can't blame me for hating it. So say what are you waiting for, kiss her, kiss her, I know my cars early but it's because I'm always late. Fall Out Boy - A Little Less Sixteen Candles A Little More "Touch Me"
#51 to #21 - misschokesonrocks
Reply +1
(09/04/2013) [-]
One of my favourites from them, RIP in peace old Fall out Boy