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#2 - tarnis
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(09/03/2013) [-]
#8 - gameofpwned
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I still buy Happy Meals at McDonald's because I've ordered that all my life and don't know what else to get.   
   
I've never played a game of Monopoly.   
   
Whenever I go to the doctors for a check-up I shave my pubes so I can see the look of surprise on their face when they tell me to cough.   
   
I've never played a Pokemon game older than FR/LG and Black and White is my favorite generation.   
   
I confess, I messed up, drop in, I'm sorry like you're still around.   
   
I've never watched Forrest Gump and a handful of other classic/famous movies.   
   
   
That's all I can think of right now. I'm an open book.
I still buy Happy Meals at McDonald's because I've ordered that all my life and don't know what else to get.

I've never played a game of Monopoly.

Whenever I go to the doctors for a check-up I shave my pubes so I can see the look of surprise on their face when they tell me to cough.

I've never played a Pokemon game older than FR/LG and Black and White is my favorite generation.

I confess, I messed up, drop in, I'm sorry like you're still around.

I've never watched Forrest Gump and a handful of other classic/famous movies.


That's all I can think of right now. I'm an open book.

#50 to #8 - anon
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I don't like nutella, strawberries or oreos.
#9 to #8 - yunogasaii
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(09/04/2013) [-]
"I confess, I messed up, drop in, I'm sorry like you're still around."

Sorry, but can you explain?
#17 to #9 - gameofpwned
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Well, it's cuz I know I messed up, hey kid, you'll never live this down.

Because you're just the girl all the boys want to dance with, and I'm just the boy who's had too many chances.
#19 to #17 - yunogasaii
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I... still don't understand are you making a reference to something?
#21 to #19 - gameofpwned
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I'm sleeping on your folks porch again dreaming, she said, she said, she said WHY DON'T YOU JUST DROP DEAD.

You see, I don't blame you for being you, but you can't blame me for hating it. So say what are you waiting for, kiss her, kiss her, I know my cars early but it's because I'm always late. Fall Out Boy - A Little Less Sixteen Candles A Little More "Touch Me"
#51 to #21 - misschokesonrocks
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(09/04/2013) [-]
One of my favourites from them, RIP in peace old Fall out Boy
#48 to #8 - strangemoo
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I haven't watched most classic movies either. Same for pokemon, except my favorite generation was SoulSilver/HeartGold.
#57 to #8 - savvasp
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(09/04/2013) [-]
- You should try out some other stuff in McDonald's really. Cheeseburger is always a safe choice.

- Monopoly used to be fun when you'd play it with friends but no we have online/multiplayer gaming so there's no point in it anymore

- I don't even

- You should download some old pokemon games and there's an application that allows you to play them on your phone. Tons of fun.

- Forrest Gump is fantastic I'd definitely recommend watching it. (It'd be pretty bad if you watch it as a child because you wouldn't understand it)
#59 to #8 - wallbuilder
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Order double or triple cheeseburger meals. They're pretty much the same. I used to do that but with hard work and dedication I got past it and you can too!
#23 to #8 - heartlessrobot
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I shave my pubes too. The closest thing I've gotten to sex was when the female doctor took a little longer on the check-up down there.
#25 to #8 - ohemgeezus
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(09/04/2013) [-]
The pokemon part confuses me, how can a gen be your fav when you never played it?
#26 to #25 - apackofwolves
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I misread that too (no idea how, though). He said he never played an older game, as in the oldest game he's played is FR/LG, so he hasn't played any of the gameboy ones like Red/Blue.
#27 to #25 - gameofpwned
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(09/04/2013) [-]
The wording is a bit confusing, I meant older as in before. I've never played, red, blue, yellow, gold, silver, or crystal.
#47 to #8 - skybornetide
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(09/04/2013) [-]
My last name is Gump, I'm almost two decades old, own the tape, and still haven't seen it.
#60 to #8 - mexicandudeinsd
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(09/04/2013) [-]
i dont get it how do pubes relate to coughing?
#88 to #60 - gameofpwned
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Whenever you get a physical (which is what I meant when I said check-up) and you're a guy, part of the examination is that your doctor feels your testicles and asks you to cough. Since most people don't shave their pubic hair, they're always a little bit surprised when they feel my soft-as-a-baby-dolphin nuts.
#66 to #8 - pokemonstheshiz
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(09/04/2013) [-]
You only have to cough when getting a physical, not a check up.
You might should be concerned about your doctor
#24 to #8 - fitemeirlbro
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(09/04/2013) [-]
forrest gump is good watch now k bye  also here are kittens because
forrest gump is good watch now k bye also here are kittens because
#10 to #8 - unlimitedsmoof
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I see you and your FoB reference there.
I see you and your FoB reference there.
#4 - zafara
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(09/03/2013) [-]
I used to think

That Duck Dynasty was a cooking show

Never have time to watch TV
#11 to #4 - mylazy
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I thought it was a show where they hold contests for the best beard in the world.
#12 to #11 - zafara
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(09/04/2013) [-]
It's a show about hillbillies, pretty much for hillbillies. Everyone does have beards, but they aren't stylized.
#13 to #4 - analsprinkles
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(09/04/2013) [-]
i thought it was like ducktales or some ****
#14 to #13 - zafara
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Ok now I think you guys are just playing with me.
#15 to #14 - analsprinkles
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(09/04/2013) [-]
nah before i found out i thought it was like hughie,louie and that other ***** doing imperial ****
#16 to #15 - zafara
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Still not sure if joking because that makes so much sense.
#18 to #16 - analsprinkles
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(09/04/2013) [-]
i thought that the rich ass jew duck died or some **** and the niglings got all the paper and formed an empire or some **** for real and the show was basically showing how the little feather-tailed pimps run ****
#20 to #18 - zafara
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(09/04/2013) [-]
As long as they don't lose the magic dime. Although it would have made for a good plot arc involving time travel.
#5 to #4 - SlowpokeForever
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(09/03/2013) [-]
I used to think it was a cartoon about Samurai ducks.
#7 to #5 - zafara
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, that would make sense too. I thought it was cooking because it was airing between episodes of Kitchen Nightmares. But Duck Dynasty does bring up images of ninjas and Samurais.
#28 to #5 - lawerancearm
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(09/04/2013) [-]
That would be a better show to be honest.
#29 to #28 - SlowpokeForever
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I thought about animating that idea as a short cartoon. I'm going through college to be an animator.
#30 to #29 - lawerancearm
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(09/04/2013) [-]
For the love that all that is good and holy!!! Do It!
For the love that all that is good and holy!!! Do It!
#31 to #30 - SlowpokeForever
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I'm no Egoraptor stranger but you have inspired me to give it a shot.
#32 to #31 - lawerancearm
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Its all about confidence bro  I think it would definitely be better than the actual Duck Dynasty show.   
   
<--- The Cat is an internet hug to you.
Its all about confidence bro I think it would definitely be better than the actual Duck Dynasty show.

<--- The Cat is an internet hug to you.
#34 to #32 - SlowpokeForever
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I'll add you as a friend so I can link you to it when it's finished.
#35 to #34 - lawerancearm
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(09/04/2013) [-]
If you need any help with Ideas or something, message me lol
#36 to #35 - SlowpokeForever
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Do you speak Chinese? I could use accurate Chinese characters for the title "Duck Dynasty" without going to things like "Babelfish" or "Google Translate"
#37 to #36 - lawerancearm
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I only know first year Chinese, so I wouldn't be much help.
#38 to #37 - SlowpokeForever
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Damn, well bud if you can find anything to help me out with that I'd greatly appreciate it.
#39 to #38 - lawerancearm
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Maybe have the duck names be Duck in different languages.
#40 to #39 - SlowpokeForever
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(09/04/2013) [-]
That'd be awesome. That or like, Duck pun names of famous Chinese warriors. Like instead of Daqiao, Duckiao.
#41 to #40 - lawerancearm
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(09/04/2013) [-]
That would be perfect xD
#22 - solarisofcelestia
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#6 - retrochris
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#62 - infectionslaugh
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Confession time!   
   
- I've never seen any clasical movies (i.e American Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, etc)   
   
- I still think that The Simpsons are funny till this day   
   
- I think Smosh is funny   
   
- I don't like Metal genre   
   
- I find boring Halo, Battlefield, Minecraft   
   
- I don't like anime that much   
   
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Confession time!

- I've never seen any clasical movies (i.e American Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, etc)

- I still think that The Simpsons are funny till this day

- I think Smosh is funny

- I don't like Metal genre

- I find boring Halo, Battlefield, Minecraft

- I don't like anime that much

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#68 to #62 - tomtomvdp ONLINE
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(09/04/2013) [-]
May i ask , how old are you ?
#69 to #68 - infectionslaugh
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Well, I'm 17...
#70 to #69 - tomtomvdp ONLINE
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Did you watch a lot of tv (and i mean a lot...) as a child , or went outside and played sports ?
#73 to #70 - infectionslaugh
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I used to go outside and play with my friends, I didn't use to watch TV too much.
#76 to #73 - tomtomvdp ONLINE
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Leaving generalization aside , because doing X things doesn't mean that you will end up liking X things , i would assume that your childhood explains your current situation.
#67 to #62 - deadnannersreturns
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(09/04/2013) [-]
never in my life have i known a person like you
#82 to #62 - zakaizer
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You are pretty much the exact opposite of me... However, I hope we can at lest still be friends, or at the very least acquaintances, hell, we've got to have something in common, right?
You are pretty much the exact opposite of me... However, I hope we can at lest still be friends, or at the very least acquaintances, hell, we've got to have something in common, right?
#89 to #82 - infectionslaugh
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Of course we can be friends! You like vidya? I love vidya!!!
#90 to #89 - zakaizer
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(09/05/2013) [-]
I do love the vidya, I'll play almost anything... Except dancing stuff, my white complexion makes me unable to do the moves...
#65 to #62 - oneaboveall
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Damn you..
#71 to #62 - dedaluminus
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(09/04/2013) [-]
You have opinions, and everyone is allowed to have opinions. However, in my opinion, your opinions are wrong.
You have opinions, and everyone is allowed to have opinions. However, in my opinion, your opinions are wrong.
#52 - decoyoctopus
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#46 - Minnesota
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#53 - hauntzor
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Confession time? Okay.

I don't really care for the Legend of Zelda- it's just not my preferred genre of game- in fact, I think it's literally the only major Nintendo franchise that I never really had an interest in.

I've never been motivated to watch all the Lord Of The Rings movies simply because they're so goddamn long and I have the attention span of a goldfish

I don't find Megan Fox exceptionally attractive

I like all of Metallica's albums. I think that they all have merit- yes, even St. Anger- in their own special ways individually except for Lulu, **** that ****

I think the Simpsons are still funny most of the time. (At least they try to still make an attempt at writing a clever joke more often than making a clumsy stab at a pop culture reference like Family Guy does these days.)

I watched Boku no Pico and legitimately found it adorable.
#54 to #53 - pheonix667
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(09/04/2013) [-]
lulu doesnt exitst we dont speak of that EVER
#55 to #54 - hauntzor
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Eh. It's not even technically a Metallica album anyway. It's labeled under "Lou Reed with Metallica".
#56 to #55 - pheonix667
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i dont even know why they did it in the first place i mean who the **** is Lou Reed
#58 to #56 - decoyoctopus
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"Who the **** is Lou Reed?"
#64 to #55 - tonyredgrave
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**tonyredgrave rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at My Dick... ** That album is the Fruitcake of music.
#63 to #53 - kyoun
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I wholeheartedly disagree with your opinion about the Legend of Zelda but I will respect it.
#61 to #53 - germed
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Your opinion is wrong.

Except Megan Fox her nipples are wierd
#1 - kaboomz
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same here