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#2 - tarnis (09/03/2013) [-]
#8 - gameofpwned (09/04/2013) [-]
I still buy Happy Meals at McDonald's because I've ordered that all my life and don't know what else to get.   
   
I've never played a game of Monopoly.   
   
Whenever I go to the doctors for a check-up I shave my pubes so I can see the look of surprise on their face when they tell me to cough.   
   
I've never played a Pokemon game older than FR/LG and Black and White is my favorite generation.   
   
I confess, I messed up, drop in, I'm sorry like you're still around.   
   
I've never watched Forrest Gump and a handful of other classic/famous movies.   
   
   
That's all I can think of right now. I'm an open book.
I still buy Happy Meals at McDonald's because I've ordered that all my life and don't know what else to get.

I've never played a game of Monopoly.

Whenever I go to the doctors for a check-up I shave my pubes so I can see the look of surprise on their face when they tell me to cough.

I've never played a Pokemon game older than FR/LG and Black and White is my favorite generation.

I confess, I messed up, drop in, I'm sorry like you're still around.

I've never watched Forrest Gump and a handful of other classic/famous movies.


That's all I can think of right now. I'm an open book.

User avatar #9 to #8 - yunogasaii (09/04/2013) [-]
"I confess, I messed up, drop in, I'm sorry like you're still around."

Sorry, but can you explain?
#17 to #9 - gameofpwned (09/04/2013) [-]
Well, it's cuz I know I messed up, hey kid, you'll never live this down.

Because you're just the girl all the boys want to dance with, and I'm just the boy who's had too many chances.
User avatar #19 to #17 - yunogasaii (09/04/2013) [-]
I... still don't understand are you making a reference to something?
#21 to #19 - gameofpwned (09/04/2013) [-]
I'm sleeping on your folks porch again dreaming, she said, she said, she said WHY DON'T YOU JUST DROP DEAD.

You see, I don't blame you for being you, but you can't blame me for hating it. So say what are you waiting for, kiss her, kiss her, I know my cars early but it's because I'm always late. Fall Out Boy - A Little Less Sixteen Candles A Little More "Touch Me"
#51 to #21 - misschokesonrocks (09/04/2013) [-]
One of my favourites from them, RIP in peace old Fall out Boy
User avatar #48 to #8 - strangemoo (09/04/2013) [-]
I haven't watched most classic movies either. Same for pokemon, except my favorite generation was SoulSilver/HeartGold.
User avatar #57 to #8 - savvasp (09/04/2013) [-]
- You should try out some other stuff in McDonald's really. Cheeseburger is always a safe choice.

- Monopoly used to be fun when you'd play it with friends but no we have online/multiplayer gaming so there's no point in it anymore

- I don't even

- You should download some old pokemon games and there's an application that allows you to play them on your phone. Tons of fun.

- Forrest Gump is fantastic I'd definitely recommend watching it. (It'd be pretty bad if you watch it as a child because you wouldn't understand it)
User avatar #59 to #8 - wallbuilder (09/04/2013) [-]
Order double or triple cheeseburger meals. They're pretty much the same. I used to do that but with hard work and dedication I got past it and you can too!
User avatar #23 to #8 - heartlessrobot (09/04/2013) [-]
I shave my pubes too. The closest thing I've gotten to sex was when the female doctor took a little longer on the check-up down there.
#25 to #8 - ohemgeezus (09/04/2013) [-]
The pokemon part confuses me, how can a gen be your fav when you never played it?
#26 to #25 - apackofwolves (09/04/2013) [-]
I misread that too (no idea how, though). He said he never played an older game, as in the oldest game he's played is FR/LG, so he hasn't played any of the gameboy ones like Red/Blue.
#27 to #25 - gameofpwned (09/04/2013) [-]
The wording is a bit confusing, I meant older as in before. I've never played, red, blue, yellow, gold, silver, or crystal.
#47 to #8 - skybornetide (09/04/2013) [-]
My last name is Gump, I'm almost two decades old, own the tape, and still haven't seen it.
#50 to #8 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
I don't like nutella, strawberries or oreos.
User avatar #60 to #8 - mexicandudeinsd ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
i dont get it how do pubes relate to coughing?
#88 to #60 - gameofpwned (09/04/2013) [-]
Whenever you get a physical (which is what I meant when I said check-up) and you're a guy, part of the examination is that your doctor feels your testicles and asks you to cough. Since most people don't shave their pubic hair, they're always a little bit surprised when they feel my soft-as-a-baby-dolphin nuts.
User avatar #66 to #8 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
You only have to cough when getting a physical, not a check up.
You might should be concerned about your doctor
#24 to #8 - fitemeirlbro (09/04/2013) [-]
forrest gump is good watch now k bye  also here are kittens because
forrest gump is good watch now k bye also here are kittens because
#10 to #8 - unlimitedsmoof ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
I see you and your FoB reference there.
I see you and your FoB reference there.
User avatar #4 - zafara (09/03/2013) [-]
I used to think

That Duck Dynasty was a cooking show

Never have time to watch TV
User avatar #11 to #4 - mylazy (09/04/2013) [-]
I thought it was a show where they hold contests for the best beard in the world.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zafara (09/04/2013) [-]
It's a show about hillbillies, pretty much for hillbillies. Everyone does have beards, but they aren't stylized.
User avatar #13 to #4 - analsprinkles (09/04/2013) [-]
i thought it was like ducktales or some ****
User avatar #14 to #13 - zafara (09/04/2013) [-]
Ok now I think you guys are just playing with me.
User avatar #15 to #14 - analsprinkles (09/04/2013) [-]
nah before i found out i thought it was like hughie,louie and that other ***** doing imperial ****
User avatar #16 to #15 - zafara (09/04/2013) [-]
Still not sure if joking because that makes so much sense.
User avatar #18 to #16 - analsprinkles (09/04/2013) [-]
i thought that the rich ass jew duck died or some **** and the niglings got all the paper and formed an empire or some **** for real and the show was basically showing how the little feather-tailed pimps run ****
User avatar #20 to #18 - zafara (09/04/2013) [-]
As long as they don't lose the magic dime. Although it would have made for a good plot arc involving time travel.
User avatar #5 to #4 - SlowpokeForever (09/03/2013) [-]
I used to think it was a cartoon about Samurai ducks.
User avatar #7 to #5 - zafara (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, that would make sense too. I thought it was cooking because it was airing between episodes of Kitchen Nightmares. But Duck Dynasty does bring up images of ninjas and Samurais.
User avatar #28 to #5 - lawerancearm (09/04/2013) [-]
That would be a better show to be honest.
User avatar #29 to #28 - SlowpokeForever (09/04/2013) [-]
I thought about animating that idea as a short cartoon. I'm going through college to be an animator.
#30 to #29 - lawerancearm (09/04/2013) [-]
For the love that all that is good and holy!!! Do It!
For the love that all that is good and holy!!! Do It!
User avatar #31 to #30 - SlowpokeForever (09/04/2013) [-]
I'm no Egoraptor stranger but you have inspired me to give it a shot.
#32 to #31 - lawerancearm (09/04/2013) [-]
Its all about confidence bro  I think it would definitely be better than the actual Duck Dynasty show.   
   
<--- The Cat is an internet hug to you.
Its all about confidence bro I think it would definitely be better than the actual Duck Dynasty show.

<--- The Cat is an internet hug to you.
User avatar #34 to #32 - SlowpokeForever (09/04/2013) [-]
I'll add you as a friend so I can link you to it when it's finished.
User avatar #35 to #34 - lawerancearm (09/04/2013) [-]
If you need any help with Ideas or something, message me lol
User avatar #36 to #35 - SlowpokeForever (09/04/2013) [-]
Do you speak Chinese? I could use accurate Chinese characters for the title "Duck Dynasty" without going to things like "Babelfish" or "Google Translate"
User avatar #37 to #36 - lawerancearm (09/04/2013) [-]
I only know first year Chinese, so I wouldn't be much help.
User avatar #38 to #37 - SlowpokeForever (09/04/2013) [-]
Damn, well bud if you can find anything to help me out with that I'd greatly appreciate it.
User avatar #39 to #38 - lawerancearm (09/04/2013) [-]
Maybe have the duck names be Duck in different languages.
User avatar #40 to #39 - SlowpokeForever (09/04/2013) [-]
That'd be awesome. That or like, Duck pun names of famous Chinese warriors. Like instead of Daqiao, Duckiao.
User avatar #41 to #40 - lawerancearm (09/04/2013) [-]
That would be perfect xD
#52 - decoyoctopus (09/04/2013) [-]
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#46 - Minnesota (09/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #80 - sgtkilabits (09/04/2013) [-]
Confession time

I like redheaded girls
I have tried making a bomb with a potato (didn't work btw)
I love chicken and i'm white
I am white
and i love being white

thanks for reading this
#1 - kaboomz (09/03/2013) [-]
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same here
#62 - infectionslaugh (09/04/2013) [-]
Confession time!   
   
- I've never seen any clasical movies (i.e American Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, etc)   
   
- I still think that The Simpsons are funny till this day   
   
- I think Smosh is funny   
   
- I don't like Metal genre   
   
- I find boring Halo, Battlefield, Minecraft   
   
- I don't like anime that much   
   
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Confession time!

- I've never seen any clasical movies (i.e American Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, etc)

- I still think that The Simpsons are funny till this day

- I think Smosh is funny

- I don't like Metal genre

- I find boring Halo, Battlefield, Minecraft

- I don't like anime that much

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User avatar #68 to #62 - tomtomvdp (09/04/2013) [-]
May i ask , how old are you ?
User avatar #69 to #68 - infectionslaugh (09/04/2013) [-]
Well, I'm 17...
User avatar #70 to #69 - tomtomvdp (09/04/2013) [-]
Did you watch a lot of tv (and i mean a lot...) as a child , or went outside and played sports ?
User avatar #73 to #70 - infectionslaugh (09/04/2013) [-]
I used to go outside and play with my friends, I didn't use to watch TV too much.
User avatar #76 to #73 - tomtomvdp (09/04/2013) [-]
Leaving generalization aside , because doing X things doesn't mean that you will end up liking X things , i would assume that your childhood explains your current situation.
User avatar #67 to #62 - deadnannersreturns (09/04/2013) [-]
never in my life have i known a person like you
#82 to #62 - zakaizer (09/04/2013) [-]
You are pretty much the exact opposite of me... However, I hope we can at lest still be friends, or at the very least acquaintances, hell, we've got to have something in common, right?
You are pretty much the exact opposite of me... However, I hope we can at lest still be friends, or at the very least acquaintances, hell, we've got to have something in common, right?
User avatar #89 to #82 - infectionslaugh (09/05/2013) [-]
Of course we can be friends! You like vidya? I love vidya!!!
User avatar #90 to #89 - zakaizer (09/05/2013) [-]
I do love the vidya, I'll play almost anything... Except dancing stuff, my white complexion makes me unable to do the moves...
#71 to #62 - dedaluminus (09/04/2013) [-]
You have opinions, and everyone is allowed to have opinions. However, in my opinion, your opinions are wrong.
You have opinions, and everyone is allowed to have opinions. However, in my opinion, your opinions are wrong.
#65 to #62 - oneaboveall (09/04/2013) [-]
Damn you..
User avatar #86 - fridginator (09/04/2013) [-]
I once thought that Batmans real name was Bruce Willis
#85 - arjunz (09/04/2013) [-]
I used to think Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg were the same person.
User avatar #79 - destructodan **User deleted account** (09/04/2013) [-]
Confession time
I never played legend of zelda or pokemon
User avatar #74 - pikachupokemon (09/04/2013) [-]
Confession time

I absolutely despise metal music. I simply do not understand it.

I don´t especially like anime. I have never watched dragonball. (only manga I´ve read is one piece and ranma"

I don´t like gta, don´t like battlefield nor call of duty or LoL.

I actually liked the wii

I think the legend of korra kind of ruined the avatar series
User avatar #75 to #74 - runelh (09/04/2013) [-]
I disagree, but I respect your opinion and I will fight to the death for your right to say it.
User avatar #77 to #74 - Ihazfunkitty (09/04/2013) [-]
i agree with all of them except anime
User avatar #33 - ilikesharks (09/04/2013) [-]
I enjoyed FFXIII and XIII-2
#53 - hauntzor (09/04/2013) [-]
Confession time? Okay.

I don't really care for the Legend of Zelda- it's just not my preferred genre of game- in fact, I think it's literally the only major Nintendo franchise that I never really had an interest in.

I've never been motivated to watch all the Lord Of The Rings movies simply because they're so goddamn long and I have the attention span of a goldfish

I don't find Megan Fox exceptionally attractive

I like all of Metallica's albums. I think that they all have merit- yes, even St. Anger- in their own special ways individually except for Lulu, **** that ****

I think the Simpsons are still funny most of the time. (At least they try to still make an attempt at writing a clever joke more often than making a clumsy stab at a pop culture reference like Family Guy does these days.)

I watched Boku no Pico and legitimately found it adorable.
User avatar #54 to #53 - pheonix667 (09/04/2013) [-]
lulu doesnt exitst we dont speak of that EVER
User avatar #55 to #54 - hauntzor (09/04/2013) [-]
Eh. It's not even technically a Metallica album anyway. It's labeled under "Lou Reed with Metallica".
User avatar #56 to #55 - pheonix667 (09/04/2013) [-]
i dont even know why they did it in the first place i mean who the **** is Lou Reed
#58 to #56 - decoyoctopus (09/04/2013) [-]
"Who the **** is Lou Reed?"
#64 to #55 - tonyredgrave (09/04/2013) [-]
**tonyredgrave rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at My Dick... ** That album is the Fruitcake of music.
#63 to #53 - kyoun (09/04/2013) [-]
I wholeheartedly disagree with your opinion about the Legend of Zelda but I will respect it.
User avatar #61 to #53 - germed (09/04/2013) [-]
Your opinion is wrong.

Except Megan Fox her nipples are wierd
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User avatar #81 - niggernazi (09/04/2013) [-]
confession time

i hate anime, nutella, pokemon, metal and sometimes i dont wipe my properly to save time and sometimes it comes blood when i wipe for too long so its a little bit like russian roulette.
#78 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
Today OP was a faggot.
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