Do this Now. . Matt Heller I ' New Parent Idea: 1. Take pictures of you pulling baby out of spacecraft in forest. 2. Hide pictures in attic for kid to find when
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Do this Now

Matt Heller I '
New Parent Idea:
1. Take pictures of you pulling baby out of
spacecraft in forest.
2. Hide pictures in attic for kid to find when
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User avatar #1 - starblood (09/02/2013) [+] (37 replies)
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Where the **** am I gonna get a spacecraft
#21 - dross (09/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I have no spacecraft, forest near me, attic, camera, or female I'm capable of impregnating....
#25 - puremadmentalged (09/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
**puremadmentalged rolled a random image posted in comment #207 at Oh YEAH! Damn earthlings... ** The plan is almost complete...
#22 - joellikes (09/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Better idea
1.take a picture of your kid in in a circular space ship with a small monkey tail showing.
2. Then show them lots of dragon ball and dragon ball Z.
3.Let them find the pictures they will immediately begin training and become a badass.
#28 - darthtorn (09/03/2013) [+] (9 replies)
And then wait until the your kid broke their bone after jumping of a balcony trying to see if they can fly.  Parenting, failed .
And then wait until the your kid broke their bone after jumping of a balcony trying to see if they can fly. Parenting, failed .
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#30 - petrsun Comment deleted by meester [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #32 to #30 - foelkera ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
1-800-VIRUS? They can't have my brand! I have special antivirus!
#37 - mkchillin (09/03/2013) [-]
You're the answer, son. You're the answer to "are we alone in the universe?"
User avatar #19 - ariakon (09/03/2013) [-]
How about we switch it up.
Tell everyone you kid is flying in a spacecraft.
Hide them in your attic.

Oh, wait...
#36 - guto (09/03/2013) [-]
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#59 - harbingerwolf (09/03/2013) [-]
...that we'll get the chance to reproduce.
#64 - gux ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
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You should play this www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe1MSdw3HNI while they are sleeping to fool them that their home planet is calling them
User avatar #76 - animedudej ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
i don't think babies are born from spacecraft...


they come with the stork, silly!
User avatar #26 - menealata (09/03/2013) [-]
I don't plan on having kids for a long while, but I now know what I need to get my annoying prego friends for their baby showers
User avatar #82 - fourtwentt (09/03/2013) [-]
na I think I'll wait about 9 months
#81 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]
Do an entire reenactment from the scene in Man of Steel. "It means you're not from here."
#80 - bdowns (09/03/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #631 at let's do this **
User avatar #66 - missrainbowdash (09/03/2013) [-]
suddenly your kid thinks he's part of a warrior race
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