Do this Now. . Matt Heller I ' New Parent Idea: 1. Take pictures of you pulling baby out of spacecraft in forest. 2. Hide pictures in attic for kid to find when
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Do this Now

Matt Heller I '
New Parent Idea:
1. Take pictures of you pulling baby out of
spacecraft in forest.
2. Hide pictures in attic for kid to find when
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Submitted: 09/02/2013
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User avatar #1 - starblood (09/02/2013) [+] (37 replies)
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Where the **** am I gonna get a spacecraft
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#21 - dross (09/03/2013) [-]
I have no spacecraft, forest near me, attic, camera, or female I'm capable of impregnating....
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User avatar #53 to #21 - idunnolol (09/03/2013) [-]
Wow you must live near alot of strong women.
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User avatar #85 to #53 - commontroll (09/04/2013) [-]
And fast, with tazers.
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#27 to #21 - 2scared2login (09/03/2013) [-]
Have you tried photo shopping all those things into your life?
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#29 to #27 - dross (09/03/2013) [-]
I cannot into photoshop
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#58 to #21 - jaydarkwater (09/03/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude.
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#62 to #21 - 2scared2login (09/03/2013) [-]
i live in the city
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#30 - petrsun Comment deleted by meester [-]
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User avatar #32 to #30 - foelkera (09/03/2013) [-]
1-800-VIRUS? They can't have my brand! I have special antivirus!
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#33 to #32 - halvizzle (09/03/2013) [-]
heh
heh
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#37 - mkchillin (09/03/2013) [-]
You're the answer, son. You're the answer to "are we alone in the universe?"
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#25 - puremadmentalged (09/03/2013) [-]
**puremadmentalged rolled a random image posted in comment #207 at Oh YEAH! Damn earthlings... ** The plan is almost complete...
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User avatar #44 to #25 - silversea (09/03/2013) [-]
Sweet roll.
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User avatar #45 to #44 - puremadmentalged (09/03/2013) [-]
**puremadmentalged rolled a random comment #6006884 posted by martialbrony at Admin's personal trolling board. ** :
Chimp Patrol II

this is hopefully a kind reply bro
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User avatar #49 to #45 - silversea (09/03/2013) [-]
You only get one good roll.
This is the strict rule of funnyjunk.
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#50 to #49 - puremadmentalged (09/03/2013) [-]
**puremadmentalged rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at you can thank me later **
Yeah I agree, but I can't use my own pictures as my laptops broken, so I'm trying my luck.
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#60 to #50 - yisumad (09/03/2013) [-]
You need another.
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User avatar #51 to #50 - silversea (09/03/2013) [-]
**** that's a lot of cookies. I approve.
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#28 - darthtorn (09/03/2013) [-]
And then wait until the your kid broke their bone after jumping of a balcony trying to see if they can fly. Parenting, failed .
And then wait until the your kid broke their bone after jumping of a balcony trying to see if they can fly. Parenting, failed .
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User avatar #42 to #28 - leafonthewind (09/03/2013) [-]
*bones
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#43 to #42 - darthtorn (09/03/2013) [-]
Maybe the kid just broke an arm? From elbow to wrist? That is one bone.
Maybe...
I didn't exactly learn biology in highschool. Not in the program.
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User avatar #46 to #43 - leafonthewind (09/03/2013) [-]
its 2 separate bones

radius and ulna I think
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#47 to #46 - darthtorn (09/03/2013) [-]
Huh, okay. I don't know jack **** about human skeleton system. Damn Malaysian high school education. Computer Science should learn this too, not just Biology student.
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User avatar #48 to #47 - leafonthewind (09/03/2013) [-]
it happens
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#40 to #28 - ttubkcid (09/03/2013) [-]
If a 10 years old doesn't know he can't fly he kind of deserves a broken spine
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#41 to #40 - darthtorn (09/03/2013) [-]
True true, natural selection at its finest.
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#34 to #28 - mmmfrys (09/03/2013) [-]
wat
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#35 to #34 - darthtorn (09/03/2013) [-]
Isn't the post have something to do with Superman's well known origin story? Its a case here in Malaysia, some time ago that kids who bought Superman PJ/costume actually broke their bones, trying to emulate flying.
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#36 - guto ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#22 - joellikes (09/03/2013) [-]
Better idea
1.take a picture of your kid in in a circular space ship with a small monkey tail showing.
2. Then show them lots of dragon ball and dragon ball Z.
3.Let them find the pictures they will immediately begin training and become a ****** .
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User avatar #19 - ariakon (09/03/2013) [-]
How about we switch it up.
Tell everyone you kid is flying in a spacecraft.
Hide them in your attic.

Oh, wait...
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#59 - harbingerwolf (09/03/2013) [-]
...that we'll get the chance to reproduce.
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#64 - gux (09/03/2013) [-]
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You should play this www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe1MSdw3HNI while they are sleeping to fool them that their home planet is calling them
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User avatar #76 - animedudej (09/03/2013) [-]
i don't think babies are born from spacecraft...


they come with the stork, silly!
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User avatar #26 - menealata ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
I don't plan on having kids for a long while, but I now know what I need to get my annoying prego friends for their baby showers
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User avatar #82 - fourtwentt (09/03/2013) [-]
na I think I'll wait about 9 months
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#81 - 2scared2login (09/03/2013) [-]
Do an entire reenactment from the scene in Man of Steel. "It means you're not from here."
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#80 - bdowns (09/03/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #631 at let's do this **
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User avatar #66 - missrainbowdash (09/03/2013) [-]
suddenly your kid thinks he's part of a warrior race
 
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