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I do have the spacecraft but I seem to be missing the attic.

If I lend you my spacecraft would you kindly let my kid find the pictures in your attic?

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#67 to #23 - wob (09/03/2013) [-]

Won't he get arrested for having your kids in his attic?

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#69 to #67 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]

Not if nobody knows.

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#70 to #69 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]

And right now you know it.

I'm sorry, but it's nothing personal.

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#72 to #70 - wob (09/03/2013) [-]

Whoa man, i didn't See anything.

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#73 to #72 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]

Good, if you keep your mouth shut, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.

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#39 to #1 - afriasdelrio (09/03/2013) [-]

3D print one of course!

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#38 to #1 - casinoer (09/03/2013) [-]

Too late!

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#16 to #1 - oikake (09/03/2013) [-]

you don't have a spaceship?!

what did you get for your 7th birthday?!

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#6 to #1 - symmiie ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]

Roswell.

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#2 to #1 - meester (09/02/2013) [-]

Internet.

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#3 to #2 - BloodyTurds (09/02/2013) [-]

*ebay

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#5 to #3 - sadistikal (09/03/2013) [-]

*black market*

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#7 to #5 - weirdweir (09/03/2013) [-]

space

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#12 to #1 - psyosis (09/03/2013) [-]

Well obviously from space of course...

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#83 to #1 - scootalooisyourgod (09/03/2013) [-]

They really do have everything there.

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#14 to #1 - hates (09/03/2013) [-]

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#8 to #1 - junkinator (09/03/2013) [-]

Space-Depot

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#20 to #1 - icameheretotroll (09/03/2013) [-]

Cardboard solves all of your problems

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#17 to #1 - stagger (09/03/2013) [-]

Unbelievably, there are actually a lot of houses shaped like flying saucers.

Conveniently most are located in the woods, and available for tourism.

>_>

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#13 to #1 - incognitoad (09/03/2013) [-]

The forest.

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#10 to #1 - mymissiondaytwo (09/03/2013) [-]

Photoshop.
Do it yourself if you can, or hire someone to do it for you.

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#21 - dross ONLINE (09/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)

I have no spacecraft, forest near me, attic, camera, or female I'm capable of impregnating....

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#53 to #21 - idunnolol (09/03/2013) [-]

Wow you must live near alot of strong women.

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#54 to #53 - dross ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]

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#85 to #53 - commontroll (09/04/2013) [-]

And fast, with tazers.

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#27 to #21 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]

Have you tried photo shopping all those things into your life?

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#29 to #27 - dross ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]

I cannot into photoshop

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#58 to #21 - jaydarkwater (09/03/2013) [-]

Not with that attitude.

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#62 to #21 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]

i live in the city

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#25 - puremadmentalged (09/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)

**puremadmentalged rolled a random image posted in comment #207 at Oh YEAH! Damn earthlings... ** The plan is almost complete...

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#44 to #25 - silversea (09/03/2013) [-]

Sweet roll.

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#45 to #44 - puremadmentalged (09/03/2013) [-]

**puremadmentalged rolled a random comment #6006884 posted by martialbrony at Admin's personal trolling board. ** :

Chimp Patrol II

this is hopefully a kind reply bro

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#49 to #45 - silversea (09/03/2013) [-]

You only get one good roll.
This is the strict rule of funnyjunk.

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#50 to #49 - puremadmentalged (09/03/2013) [-]

**puremadmentalged rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at you can thank me later **
Yeah I agree, but I can't use my own pictures as my laptops broken, so I'm trying my luck.

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#60 to #50 - yisumad (09/03/2013) [-]

You need another.

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#51 to #50 - silversea (09/03/2013) [-]

**** that's a lot of cookies. I approve.

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#22 - joellikes (09/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Better idea
1.take a picture of your kid in in a circular space ship with a small monkey tail showing.
2. Then show them lots of dragon ball and dragon ball Z.
3.Let them find the pictures they will immediately begin training and become a badass.

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#71 to #22 - lafuriaroja (09/03/2013) [-]

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#28 - darthtorn (09/03/2013) [+] (9 replies)

And then wait until the your kid broke their bone after jumping of a balcony trying to see if they can fly. Parenting, failed .

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#42 to #28 - leafonthewind (09/03/2013) [-]

*bones

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#43 to #42 - darthtorn (09/03/2013) [-]

Maybe the kid just broke an arm? From elbow to wrist? That is one bone.
Maybe...
I didn't exactly learn biology in highschool. Not in the program.

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#46 to #43 - leafonthewind (09/03/2013) [-]

its 2 separate bones

radius and ulna I think

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#47 to #46 - darthtorn (09/03/2013) [-]

Huh, okay. I don't know jack **** about human skeleton system. Damn Malaysian high school education. Computer Science should learn this too, not just Biology student.

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#48 to #47 - leafonthewind (09/03/2013) [-]

it happens

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#40 to #28 - ttubkcid (09/03/2013) [-]

If a 10 years old doesn't know he can't fly he kind of deserves a broken spine

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#41 to #40 - darthtorn (09/03/2013) [-]

True true, natural selection at its finest.

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#34 to #28 - mmmfrys (09/03/2013) [-]

wat

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#35 to #34 - darthtorn (09/03/2013) [-]

Isn't the post have something to do with Superman's well known origin story? Its a case here in Malaysia, some time ago that kids who bought Superman PJ/costume actually broke their bones, trying to emulate flying.

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#32 to #30 - foelkera ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]

1-800-VIRUS? They can't have my brand! I have special antivirus!

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#33 to #32 - halvizzle (09/03/2013) [-]

heh

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#37 - mkchillin (09/03/2013) [-]

You're the answer, son. You're the answer to "are we alone in the universe?"

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#19 - ariakon (09/03/2013) [-]

How about we switch it up.
Tell everyone you kid is flying in a spacecraft.
Hide them in your attic.

Oh, wait...

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#59 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]

...that we'll get the chance to reproduce.

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#64 - gux (09/03/2013) [-]

You should play this www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe1MSdw3HNI while they are sleeping to fool them that their home planet is calling them

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#76 - animedudej (09/03/2013) [-]

i don't think babies are born from spacecraft...

they come with the stork, silly!

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#26 - menealata (09/03/2013) [-]

I don't plan on having kids for a long while, but I now know what I need to get my annoying prego friends for their baby showers

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#82 - fourtwentt (09/03/2013) [-]

na I think I'll wait about 9 months

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#81 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]

Do an entire reenactment from the scene in Man of Steel. "It means you're not from here."

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#80 - bdowns (09/03/2013) [-]

**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #631 at let's do this **

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#66 - missrainbowdash (09/03/2013) [-]

suddenly your kid thinks he's part of a warrior race

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