Do this Now

#1 - starblood

Reply+421

(09/02/2013)[+](37 replies)

stickied

Where the **** am I gonna get a spacecraft

#24 to #1 - sirfiiddlesticks

Reply+121

(09/03/2013)[-]

uhh... internet?

#52 to #24 - kcwsooners

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(09/03/2013)[-]

You glorious ****** have a thumb.

#77 to #24 - miscarriage

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(09/03/2013)[-]

boop

#4 to #1 - mostlyshits

Reply+40

(09/03/2013)[-]

Wal-Mart?

#31 to #1 - ogvind

Reply+34

(09/03/2013)[-]

From space? du-uh

#15 to #1 - bitchplzzz

Reply+16

(09/03/2013)[-]

your parents

#23 to #1 - pwnmissilereborn**User deleted account**

Reply+13

(09/03/2013)[-]

I do have the spacecraft but I seem to be missing the attic.

If I lend you my spacecraft would you kindly let my kid find the pictures in your attic?

#67 to #23 - wob

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(09/03/2013)[-]

Won't he get arrested for having your kids in his attic?

#69 to #67 - pwnmissilereborn**User deleted account**

Reply+5

(09/03/2013)[-]

Not if nobody knows.

#70 to #69 - pwnmissilereborn**User deleted account**

Reply+6

(09/03/2013)[-]

And right now you know it.

I'm sorry, but it's nothing personal.

#72 to #70 - wob

Reply0

(09/03/2013)[-]

Whoa man, i didn't See anything.

#73 to #72 - pwnmissilereborn**User deleted account**

Reply+5

(09/03/2013)[-]

Good, if you keep your mouth shut, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.

#39 to #1 - afriasdelrio

Reply+4

(09/03/2013)[-]

3D print one of course!

#38 to #1 - casinoer

Reply+4

(09/03/2013)[-]

Too late!

#16 to #1 - oikake

Reply+4

(09/03/2013)[-]

you don't have a spaceship?!

what did you get for your 7th birthday?!

#6 to #1 - symmiie

Reply+3

(09/03/2013)[-]

Roswell.

#2 to #1 - meester [OP]

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(09/02/2013)[-]

Internet.

#3 to #2 - BloodyTurds

Reply+1

(09/02/2013)[-]

*ebay

#5 to #3 - sadistikal

Reply+1

(09/03/2013)[-]

*black market*

#7 to #5 - weirdweir

Reply+20

(09/03/2013)[-]

space

#12 to #1 - psyosis

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(09/03/2013)[-]

Well obviously from space of course...

#83 to #1 - scootalooisyourgod

Reply+1

(09/03/2013)[-]

They really do have everything there.

#14 to #1 - hates

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(09/03/2013)[-]

#8 to #1 - junkinator

Reply+1

(09/03/2013)[-]

Space-Depot

#20 to #1 - icameheretotroll

Reply0

(09/03/2013)[-]

Cardboard solves all of your problems

#17 to #1 - stagger

Reply0

(09/03/2013)[-]

Unbelievably, there are actually a lot of houses shaped like flying saucers.

Conveniently most are located in the woods, and available for tourism.

>_>

#13 to #1 - incognitoad

Reply0

(09/03/2013)[-]

The forest.

#10 to #1 - mymissiondaytwo

Reply0

(09/03/2013)[-]

Photoshop.
Do it yourself if you can, or hire someone to do it for you.

#9 to #1 - anon id: 57d4fce2

Reply0

(09/03/2013)[-]

you dont have a spacecraft guy?

#21 - dross

Reply+175

(09/03/2013)[-]

I have no spacecraft, forest near me, attic, camera, or female I'm capable of impregnating....

#53 to #21 - idunnolol

Reply+16

(09/03/2013)[-]

Wow you must live near alot of strong women.

#54 to #53 - dross

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(09/03/2013)[-]

#85 to #53 - commontroll

Reply0

(09/04/2013)[-]

And fast, with tazers.

#58 to #21 - jaydarkwater

Reply+6

(09/03/2013)[-]

Not with that attitude.

#62 to #21 - anon id: 8c08f446

Reply0

(09/03/2013)[-]

i live in the city

#27 to #21 - anon id: 788ef772

Reply0

(09/03/2013)[-]

Have you tried photo shopping all those things into your life?

#29 to #27 - dross

Reply+17

(09/03/2013)[-]

I cannot into photoshop

#25 - puremadmentalged

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(09/03/2013)[-]

**puremadmentalged rolled a random image posted in comment #207 at Oh YEAH! Damn earthlings... ** The plan is almost complete...

#44 to #25 - silversea

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(09/03/2013)[-]

Sweet roll.

#45 to #44 - puremadmentalged

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(09/03/2013)[-]

**puremadmentalged rolled a random comment #6006884 posted by martialbrony at Admin's personal trolling board. ** :

Chimp Patrol II

this is hopefully a kind reply bro

#49 to #45 - silversea

Reply+5

(09/03/2013)[-]

You only get one good roll.
This is the strict rule of funnyjunk.

#50 to #49 - puremadmentalged

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(09/03/2013)[-]

**puremadmentalged rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at you can thank me later **
Yeah I agree, but I can't use my own pictures as my laptops broken, so I'm trying my luck.

#60 to #50 - yisumad

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(09/03/2013)[-]

You need another.

#51 to #50 - silversea

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(09/03/2013)[-]

**** that's a lot of cookies. I approve.

#22 - joellikes

Reply+20

(09/03/2013)[-]

Better idea
1.take a picture of your kid in in a circular space ship with a small monkey tail showing.
2. Then show them lots of dragon ball and dragon ball Z.
3.Let them find the pictures they will immediately begin training and become a badass.

#71 to #22 - lafuriaroja

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(09/03/2013)[-]

#28 - darthtorn

Reply+17

(09/03/2013)[-]

And then wait until the your kid broke their bone after jumping of a balcony trying to see if they can fly. Parenting, failed .

#42 to #28 - leafonthewind

Reply+6

(09/03/2013)[-]

*bones

#43 to #42 - darthtorn

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(09/03/2013)[-]

Maybe the kid just broke an arm? From elbow to wrist? That is one bone.
Maybe...
I didn't exactly learn biology in highschool. Not in the program.

#46 to #43 - leafonthewind

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(09/03/2013)[-]

its 2 separate bones

radius and ulna I think

#47 to #46 - darthtorn

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(09/03/2013)[-]

Huh, okay. I don't know jack **** about human skeleton system. Damn Malaysian high school education. Computer Science should learn this too, not just Biology student.

#48 to #47 - leafonthewind

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(09/03/2013)[-]

it happens

#40 to #28 - ttubkcid

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(09/03/2013)[-]

If a 10 years old doesn't know he can't fly he kind of deserves a broken spine

#41 to #40 - darthtorn

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(09/03/2013)[-]

True true, natural selection at its finest.

#34 to #28 - mmmfrys

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(09/03/2013)[-]

wat

#35 to #34 - darthtorn

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(09/03/2013)[-]

Isn't the post have something to do with Superman's well known origin story? Its a case here in Malaysia, some time ago that kids who bought Superman PJ/costume actually broke their bones, trying to emulate flying.

#30 - petrsun

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