Do this Now. . Matt Heller I ' New Parent Idea: 1. Take pictures of you pulling baby out of spacecraft in forest. 2. Hide pictures in attic for kid to find when Do this Now Matt Heller I ' New Parent Idea: 1 Take pictures of you pulling baby out spacecraft in forest 2 Hide attic for kid to find when
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - starblood
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(09/02/2013) [+] (37 replies)
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Where the **** am I gonna get a spacecraft
User avatar #20 to #1 - icameheretotroll
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Cardboard solves all of your problems
User avatar #8 to #1 - junkinator
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Space-Depot
User avatar #14 to #1 - hates
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Buy Your Own Spacecraft!
#83 to #1 - scootalooisyourgod
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(09/03/2013) [-]
They really do have everything there.
User avatar #12 to #1 - psyosis
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Well obviously from space of course...
User avatar #4 to #1 - mostlyshits
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Wal-Mart?
#10 to #1 - mymissiondaytwo
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Photoshop.
Do it yourself if you can, or hire someone to do it for you.
User avatar #16 to #1 - oikake
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(09/03/2013) [-]
you don't have a spaceship?!

what did you get for your 7th birthday?!
#38 to #1 - casinoer
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Too late!
User avatar #39 to #1 - afriasdelrio
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(09/03/2013) [-]
3D print one of course!
#23 to #1 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(09/03/2013) [-]
I do have the spacecraft but I seem to be missing the attic.

If I lend you my spacecraft would you kindly let my kid find the pictures in your attic?
#67 to #23 - wob
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Won't he get arrested for having your kids in his attic?
#69 to #67 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Not if nobody knows.
#70 to #69 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(09/03/2013) [-]
And right now you know it.

I'm sorry, but it's nothing personal.
#72 to #70 - wob
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Whoa man, i didn't See anything.
#73 to #72 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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Good, if you keep your mouth shut, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
User avatar #15 to #1 - bitchplzzz
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(09/03/2013) [-]
your parents
User avatar #31 to #1 - ogvind
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(09/03/2013) [-]
From space? du-uh
User avatar #17 to #1 - stagger
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Unbelievably, there are actually a lot of houses shaped like flying saucers.

Conveniently most are located in the woods, and available for tourism.

>_>
User avatar #13 to #1 - incognitoad
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(09/03/2013) [-]
The forest.
User avatar #6 to #1 - symmiie
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Roswell.
#9 to #1 - anon id: 57d4fce2
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(09/03/2013) [-]
you dont have a spacecraft guy?
User avatar #2 to #1 - meester [OP]
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Internet.
#3 to #2 - BloodyTurds
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(09/02/2013) [-]
*ebay
User avatar #5 to #3 - sadistikal
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(09/03/2013) [-]
*black market*
User avatar #7 to #5 - weirdweir
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(09/03/2013) [-]
space
#24 to #1 - sirfiiddlesticks
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(09/03/2013) [-]
uhh... internet?
uhh... internet?
#52 to #24 - kcwsooners
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(09/03/2013) [-]
You glorious ****** have a thumb.
#77 to #24 - miscarriage
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boop
#21 - dross
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I have no spacecraft, forest near me, attic, camera, or female I'm capable of impregnating....
#27 to #21 - anon id: 788ef772
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Have you tried photo shopping all those things into your life?
#29 to #27 - dross
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(09/03/2013) [-]
I cannot into photoshop
#62 to #21 - anon id: 8c08f446
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(09/03/2013) [-]
i live in the city
#58 to #21 - jaydarkwater
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude.
User avatar #53 to #21 - idunnolol
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Wow you must live near alot of strong women.
#54 to #53 - dross
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User avatar #85 to #53 - commontroll
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And fast, with tazers.
#25 - puremadmentalged
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**puremadmentalged rolled a random image posted in comment #207 at Oh YEAH! Damn earthlings... ** The plan is almost complete...
User avatar #44 to #25 - silversea
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Sweet roll.
User avatar #45 to #44 - puremadmentalged
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**puremadmentalged rolled a random comment #6006884 posted by martialbrony at Admin's personal trolling board. ** :
Chimp Patrol II

this is hopefully a kind reply bro
User avatar #49 to #45 - silversea
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You only get one good roll.
This is the strict rule of funnyjunk.
#50 to #49 - puremadmentalged
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**puremadmentalged rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at you can thank me later **
Yeah I agree, but I can't use my own pictures as my laptops broken, so I'm trying my luck.
#60 to #50 - yisumad
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(09/03/2013) [-]
You need another.
User avatar #51 to #50 - silversea
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(09/03/2013) [-]
**** that's a lot of cookies. I approve.
#22 - joellikes
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Better idea
1.take a picture of your kid in in a circular space ship with a small monkey tail showing.
2. Then show them lots of dragon ball and dragon ball Z.
3.Let them find the pictures they will immediately begin training and become a badass.
#71 to #22 - lafuriaroja
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#28 - darthtorn
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(09/03/2013) [-]
And then wait until the your kid broke their bone after jumping of a balcony trying to see if they can fly.  Parenting, failed .
And then wait until the your kid broke their bone after jumping of a balcony trying to see if they can fly. Parenting, failed .
#34 to #28 - mmmfrys
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(09/03/2013) [-]
wat
#35 to #34 - darthtorn
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Isn't the post have something to do with Superman's well known origin story? Its a case here in Malaysia, some time ago that kids who bought Superman PJ/costume actually broke their bones, trying to emulate flying.
#40 to #28 - ttubkcid
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(09/03/2013) [-]
If a 10 years old doesn't know he can't fly he kind of deserves a broken spine
#41 to #40 - darthtorn
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(09/03/2013) [-]
True true, natural selection at its finest.
User avatar #42 to #28 - leafonthewind
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(09/03/2013) [-]
*bones
#43 to #42 - darthtorn
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Maybe the kid just broke an arm? From elbow to wrist? That is one bone.
Maybe...
I didn't exactly learn biology in highschool. Not in the program.
User avatar #46 to #43 - leafonthewind
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(09/03/2013) [-]
its 2 separate bones

radius and ulna I think
#47 to #46 - darthtorn
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Huh, okay. I don't know jack **** about human skeleton system. Damn Malaysian high school education. Computer Science should learn this too, not just Biology student.
User avatar #48 to #47 - leafonthewind
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(09/03/2013) [-]
it happens
#30 - petrsun
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User avatar #32 to #30 - foelkera
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(09/03/2013) [-]
1-800-VIRUS? They can't have my brand! I have special antivirus!
#33 to #32 - halvizzle
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(09/03/2013) [-]
heh
heh
#11 - sirlolalot
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#37 - mkchillin
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(09/03/2013) [-]
You're the answer, son. You're the answer to "are we alone in the universe?"
User avatar #19 - ariakon
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(09/03/2013) [-]
How about we switch it up.
Tell everyone you kid is flying in a spacecraft.
Hide them in your attic.

Oh, wait...
#36 - guto
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