Art. Credit to www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3100. Riff. apparently small dicks were supposed to be regarded as the man being intelligent and regal, and big dicks were supposed to mean you were stupid and barbaric. &l
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User avatar #2 - funnaa (09/03/2013) [-]
not completely sure if this is true or not but i heard that statues from that time period have tiny penises because a large penis was associated with being dumb.. or something like that
#28 to #2 - moqa (09/03/2013) [-]
Umm let's see black people have big dicks... black people were typically looked down upon... so logically you want a small dick?
#69 to #2 - batocool (09/03/2013) [-]
the concept of art in ancient greece was slightly different : they wanted to capture the beauty of a thing, the perfection of its essential properties. So they didn't make "realistics" works. for a Man for example, you have to capture and enlighten everything that is considererd as the human perfection and reduce everything that reminds us of bestiality. Thus : almost no hair, a straight nose, a tiny penis, and so on. All the statues are like that, and not because they have "real" tiny penises
#77 to #2 - cocco (09/03/2013) [-]
plus, the statue was originally meant to be placed in a church (Santa maria del fiore), so of course Michelangelo was not going to give the guy a 16 inch prick
User avatar #3 to #2 - robobloxx (09/03/2013) [-]
yup
User avatar #8 to #2 - trollmobile ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
actually, big penises were associated with barbarism and brutality
a small penis was viewed as a sign of sophistication and being civilized.


probably just italian penises being smaller than the rest of europe though.
#11 to #8 - runningwyeld (09/03/2013) [-]
plus the greek and romans were all ******* pedophiles, they liked a shizzled body with a childs dick. Because they were pedophile.
Did I mention they were gay pedophiles?
User avatar #12 to #11 - trollmobile ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
it was a symbol of power to have a young boy as a sex-slave in roman society
don't know about the greek though, haven't heard of them doing that.
but the romans were certainly pedo

the greeks were fab as **** though, bum-buddies everywhere.
#13 to #12 - runningwyeld (09/03/2013) [-]
There you go, they really were gay pedophiles.
And the greeks were as well, many of their philosophers and their politicians would attend orgies were they would get ****** up on opium and wine and then **** each other and **** little boys
#5 to #2 - ramboboss **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
HOLY **** THAT EXPLAINS WHY ASIANS ARE SO SMART
User avatar #7 to #5 - Animefreake (09/03/2013) [-]
and black people!
User avatar #4 to #2 - TheGodamnBatman (09/03/2013) [-]
If you had a large dick you were considered uneducated and barbaric.
they gon' lurn wat a long dik look like 2nite
#106 to #4 - anon (09/03/2013) [-]
That made me imagine a time when saying 'Oh... you must have an enormous penus then' was actually an insult...
User avatar #59 to #4 - frankieforward (09/03/2013) [-]
still may hold true... Asians and Africans
User avatar #88 to #4 - russiaball (09/03/2013) [-]
its makes sense now.......so black people are uneducated, and barbaric!
User avatar #65 to #4 - chubbybastard (09/03/2013) [-]
alright alright alriiiiiight
#29 - thehans (09/03/2013) [-]
apparently small dicks were supposed to be regarded as the man being intelligent and regal, and big dicks were supposed to mean you were stupid and barbaric.

<- MFW
User avatar #50 to #29 - sackit (09/03/2013) [-]
Well i`m sertenly stupid
User avatar #32 to #29 - wolfypolli ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Romans were very much into building muscle. And they thought the penis as well got larger the more you used it. Having a large penis meant you were barbaric because you spent all your time ******* instead of doing sophisticated things like reading and coming up with stuff.
User avatar #33 to #32 - thehans (09/03/2013) [-]
that makes sense
#78 to #29 - tailsx (09/03/2013) [-]
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Incest now this ** mfw
User avatar #34 to #29 - zafara (09/03/2013) [-]
Along with that, small penises were supposed to be the ultimate in male beauty. Also, sexual relationships between wealthy grown men and prepubescent boys were considered the best relationships back then. Grown men with tiny penises were able to establish connections with the wealthiest people in the land, because they looked like the small boys gown men had sex with, only bigger.

Also, the think with David; while small penises being the ultimate in beauty may have been in play, there was another reason. When men are scared, our penis and balls kind of shrink. The statue is of David before he goes to fight Goliath. Undoubtedly, he would have been nervous, as he was about to fight a giant with only a slingshot. So it would only be natural that his privates would have shrunk.
#15 - whitenail (09/03/2013) [-]
The dick is small because the statue's supposed to represent David staring up at Goliath in shrinking in fear.

Just look at the expression on this ******** face
User avatar #22 to #15 - dtox (09/03/2013) [-]
actually, smaller penises were seen as a sign of being more proper/noble, being that the man would be more gentle when laying with women, as women were viewed as "delicate."

It's a feature that came with venerating various figures in greek society.
User avatar #27 to #22 - corso (09/03/2013) [-]
Yes, but that's not why this one is tiny. It's shrunken in fear.
User avatar #23 to #22 - dtox (09/03/2013) [-]
not just greek, but roman as well*
User avatar #18 to #15 - admiralen (09/03/2013) [-]
"that wasnt a fart"
#19 to #15 - cthumoo (09/03/2013) [-]
Looks a bit like fat eminem...
#46 - extremezone (09/03/2013) [-]
This will be of use one day
#20 - betars (09/03/2013) [-]
Why is it okay for women to laugh at men's genitalia for being small, but when men laugh at women's breast size, it's unforgivable and cruel?
User avatar #39 to #20 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
probably for the same reason women can walk around in public and loudly say men who don't have their penises mutilated are gross and dirty and no one should have sex with them. Imagine in men were going around saying that about women who didn't get cliterectomies ? the outrage would be insane, but we live in a world of double standards where more radical feminists have conditioned people into thinking it is okay to attack and insult men becuase women used to be opressed 60+ years ago.
User avatar #57 to #20 - hudis ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
What? It's always been the exact opposite in my experience.
User avatar #91 to #20 - wardylocks (09/03/2013) [-]
*some women
I don't really care if people point out I have small boobs, I like them just as they are so I'm down with laughing at myself.
#63 to #20 - anon (09/03/2013) [-]
As a chick, I find it more okay to laugh at someone's chest size. Its a lot easier to 'fix' though it never really needs it, and some people are into smaller or bigger chests. Someone's dick size is a bit more personal, fewer people have a preference to smaller cocks, it can actually impact sexual performance (but only with certain girls, and rarely, honestly) and **** like that, and at the end of the day guys don't even have boobs to play with to cheer themselves up.
User avatar #53 to #20 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Because a small dick isn't so offensive if women still let you put it inside of them. Small tits make some girls look childish and innocent. But a flat ass is something else.
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User avatar #25 to #20 - deadadventurer (09/03/2013) [-]
Feminist double standard.

When men gets laughed at they just have to shut up and deal with it. equality at its finest.
#72 to #20 - eullownu (09/03/2013) [-]
If a woman has seen your penis size, you win

I've never seen a womans boobs
User avatar #82 to #72 - millex (09/03/2013) [-]
,you shouldn't be on the internet*
User avatar #24 to #20 - franklyimaperson (09/03/2013) [-]
In my experience neither has been really ok, I mean one of the more common insults a woman can throw is the man having a tiny dick or being unable to satisfy somone sexually and what not
User avatar #30 to #20 - syntheticdoll (09/03/2013) [-]
Actually as a woman I think it's not okay to laugh at a man's penis size. It's just rude.
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#31 to #20 - notgabenewell (09/03/2013) [-]
Because that's how equality works.


When men are made fun of, we're told to suck it up and deal with it.

When women are made fun of, they all go up in arms in defense of the victim while demonizing the antagonizer.


Men with small dicks are seen as pathetic losers.

Women with small breasts are seen as petite, attractive little flowers.


Double standards.
User avatar #37 to #31 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
hmm I have never really thought about that issue, but since my member is at least 10 inches when women who have never seen it call it small I just laugh.
User avatar #38 to #37 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
red thumbs really ? I guess some people are insecure in their manhood or something ? well whatever red thumbs do not make it less true .
User avatar #40 to #38 - dalgaard (09/03/2013) [-]
And you had the need to boast why?

We arent exactly interested in your dick size or yup, we all saw it coming your opinion.
User avatar #42 to #40 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
boast ? I was just estimating the lenght of my gentials ... perhaps if I used "about" instead of "at least" it would not have come across as boastful ?
#43 to #42 - dalgaard (09/03/2013) [-]
You're on a website filled with insecure people and kids. Put the pieces together man.

And I still don't get why you needed to tell us the length of your schlong. As you can see people don't really care, at least not in the good way. Also you could've easily told us your point without mentioning size.

User avatar #44 to #43 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
it was just to emphasise that I have never been effected by such insults as i would be like telling a woman with c or d cup breasts her tits were small, it wouldn't make any sense.
#45 to #44 - dalgaard (09/03/2013) [-]
Again. You don't seem to get what I am saying dude.

You did not, NOT, need to mention the size to say ''I have never been affected by such insults, because...''

The size isnt an important factor of your argument if you arent insecure.
User avatar #85 to #45 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
If you read the rest of the comments you would notice that large dick = dumb. It will explain everything.
User avatar #86 to #85 - dalgaard (09/03/2013) [-]
Mhm.

I was just trying to be nice and explain.
User avatar #47 to #45 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
Oh... you're right it would have been much better to word it that way.
#48 to #47 - dalgaard (09/03/2013) [-]
It's okay little timmy. I'm always right
It's okay little timmy. I'm always right
#93 to #38 - imofcnotharveydent (09/03/2013) [-]
I don't really give a 			****		, but having to blur out your exact penis length, you act like a GG,  it's not nice to act like a GG    
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=44AmqL5tWCM
I don't really give a **** , but having to blur out your exact penis length, you act like a GG, it's not nice to act like a GG

www.youtube.com/watch?v=44AmqL5tWCM
User avatar #98 to #93 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
okay then .
User avatar #68 to #38 - JuliusC (09/03/2013) [-]
Enjoy never going balls deep, women complaining that you're too big and tell you to stop it hurts. Women aren't the whores you watch in porn that can take 20 inch horse cock and "moan" with pleasure. When you consider that the average vagina is 6 inches deep, (roughly the same as the average length on men), the excess is actually wasted, and I'm sure most women don't enjoy being repeatedly punched in the cervix.
Unless you're with a size queen, it does you no good.
User avatar #70 to #68 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
well vaginas stretch and I'm a gentleman so I'm sure it will work out. besides their are a couple other ways to have sex buddy.
User avatar #74 to #70 - JuliusC (09/03/2013) [-]
well sure theres anal and oral and foreplay but when it comes right down too it most women really only do vaginal and oral. About vagin's stretching, they expand, not elongate, you know for babies and such. sure theyll elongate a little but not a whole extra 4 inches
User avatar #76 to #74 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
well I'm sure if there are people with larger penises there are probably women with vaginas that can accomadate them too. Also if a 9lb baby can come out of it I think my penis will be just fine even if it is not balls deep.
User avatar #89 to #76 - JuliusC (09/03/2013) [-]
are you dumb? like really? women's vagina's during pregnancy are steadily prepping for the birth a whole 3 months before the event. If a non pregnant woman tried to up and deliver a baby she would die from hemorrhaging.
User avatar #97 to #89 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
well fortunately my genitals are not as big as a baby .
#79 - Snothead (09/03/2013) [-]
**Snothead rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Weed be friends ** But maybe he's a grower?
User avatar #81 to #79 - millex (09/03/2013) [-]
So relevant...
#83 - adrenacrome (09/03/2013) [-]
Just to clear everyone up. Here is the real deal with the small penis.

This sculpture is intended to depict David right before his fight with Goliath. If viewed straight on instead of from below, his expression turns to one of worry and doubt. He is scared about having to fight Goliath. One notable feature of the male body; the genitalia shrink when stressed or frightened.
User avatar #92 to #83 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2013) [-]
Also, small penises were associated with intelligence and holiness, while large penises were considered animalistic and evil. Says a lot about top political, religious, and historical figures, right?
#16 - voldeclock (09/03/2013) [-]
i will kill potterwatch soon, i see he's been here.
User avatar #52 to #16 - cormy (09/03/2013) [-]
What's this about potterwatch?
User avatar #101 - Izen (09/03/2013) [-]
the real reason is because it was seen as goofy for a statue to have a big dick...
User avatar #95 - lolchicken (09/03/2013) [-]
**lolchicken rolls 3** How big I am in inches
User avatar #96 to #95 - lolchicken (09/03/2013) [-]
oh
User avatar #67 - icameheretotroll (09/03/2013) [-]
small penises were associated with intelligence
big ones were associated with being barbaric and stupid
I must be a genius then
#75 to #67 - karvarausku ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Ear hats? **I salute your intelligence with barbaric grunts. Voi vittu perkele!
User avatar #80 to #75 - Snothead (09/03/2013) [-]
Saatana!
User avatar #90 to #80 - spanishninja ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
you avatar makes it so much better
User avatar #56 - skrullex (09/03/2013) [-]
This post reminded me of 9/11
That makes me moist.
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#108 - ilikepatatas (09/03/2013) [-]
**ilikepatatas rolls 1** how big i am in inches
#109 to #108 - ilikepatatas (09/03/2013) [-]
nice one, destiny, nice one.
User avatar #107 - spacky (09/03/2013) [-]
I was told that the statues were crafted with small penises because in ancient Greece, anyone with a large penis was considered to be a barbarian, and anyone with a small penis was considered a philosopher. The more you know.
#105 - anon (09/03/2013) [-]
So...it's NOT normal that my dick is the same size?
#103 - FormerAnonAssassin (09/03/2013) [-]
The reason for his small dick is because he's frightened because he, you know, is about to fight GOLIATH THE GIANT.
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