Honest company slogans. . 1. Youtube You Skip the ad after five seconds 2. Target TARGET EXPECT TO BUY ONE THING. PAY FOR 30 ITEMS. 3. Bed Bath & Beyond BED BAT
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Honest company slogans

1. Youtube
You
Skip the ad after five seconds
2. Target
TARGET
EXPECT TO BUY ONE THING.
PAY FOR 30 ITEMS.
3. Bed Bath & Beyond
BED BATH cg
BEYONCE
will no you when you have your 20% at coupon,
4. Forever 21
FOREVER (ll'
Where the clothes last for 21 hours,
5. Internet Explorer
The browser you use to
download other broswers
6. Diet Cake
ADDICTED TO ASPARTAME
7. Oreo
WE DID THAT super; BOWL TWEET EVERYONE TALKED ABOUT.
8. Adobe Flash Player
Install the new update now
LACOSTE
We' got poles, bro.
9. Lacoste
10. Starbucks
INSTAGRAM A PICTURE OF YOUR
NAME MISSPELLING ON THE tam
1 1 . Apple
12. Trader Joe' s
p. TRADER JOE' S
Thank god for chuck.
13. MTV
REALITY TELEVISION
14. Walmart
Walmart
A logicless version of Target.
15. Denny' s
16. Time Warner
Time
Warner
Cables
How can we destroy your lite today?
17. Netflix
NETFIX
18. mean
In u when but at Inn m good.
19. Facebook
facebook
Fund out who' s pregnant or engaged today.
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#17 - SognaVetr (09/03/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks building Ikea furniture is as easy as building Lego?
User avatar #19 to #17 - commontroll ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
It really isn't that hard. I agree.
User avatar #20 to #17 - mutzaki ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
It really isn't that hard. It can be tedious, especially if the instructions are a bit unclear, but it's never particularly hard. It's also a lot easier, in my opinion, just having to move a few boxes of parts, rather than full furniture, into your home. Sometimes it's even impossible getting already-built shelves or something through your door.
User avatar #75 to #17 - Kabutops (09/03/2013) [-]
you just have to remember which side is back and front. i ****** up one time setting up a TV stand for my sister by accidentally reversing one of the pieces (i dont even know what it's used for. giant hole in the middle was suppose to face forward but i positioned it backwards. probably for the cables.) i never told her about it because of my shame
#86 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
#3 - mystacheisop (09/02/2013) [-]
#1 doesn't have Ad-block
#1 doesn't have Ad-block
User avatar #15 to #3 - motherfuckingkenji (09/03/2013) [-]
I don't know if you're using just AdBlock, but I'm using that and Adblock Plus.
I haven't seen an ad on Youtube (or any site for that matter) in almost 2 years.

I think it actually is ABP that does it and regular AdBlock just blocks banner ads and **** .
Anyway, I also recommend Youtube Options:
You need to login to view this link
It blocks ads, pre-buffers videos, changes the layout and a ******* of other things. It also lets you download videos with a single click.... and not just on Youtube.
User avatar #23 to #15 - mutzaki ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
I wonder how much thought you give when using adblock.
There's a reason ads exist. They enable sites to offer free services, without forcing paid membership. Unfortunately, adblock is going to ruin free online services eventually, but no one gives a **** , because they're too narrow-minded and can't look at the big picture.
User avatar #24 to #23 - motherfuckingkenji (09/03/2013) [-]
The sites with ads get paid when people click on the ads.
I don't think there's any sort of harm for people like me who have absolutely no intention of EVER clicking an ad ever using a program such as AdBlock that gets the annoying things (that, as I said, I would NEVER click on in the first place) out of my face.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mutzaki ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
I'm talking more about video ads here.
User avatar #26 to #25 - motherfuckingkenji (09/03/2013) [-]
Again, never clicking those.
User avatar #28 to #26 - mutzaki ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Video ads don't require you to click them.
User avatar #34 to #28 - sketchE (09/03/2013) [-]
and there are plenty of people in the world who still type out www.google.com instead of using the convenient search bar. most computer users arent very tech savy
User avatar #84 to #3 - jasonmaki (09/03/2013) [-]
adblock gets payed now and they allow some ads on videos, which is total bs
User avatar #8 to #3 - thefogwoggler (09/03/2013) [-]
or maybe people wants to support the youtubers they watch because they make all their money from ads and get **** all if you use adblock
#9 to #8 - lordkyzer (09/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #8 - RevengeNL (09/03/2013) [-]
so you're telling me you actually click them every time?
User avatar #88 to #46 - thefogwoggler (09/03/2013) [-]
yeah and i don't skip them if they put the effort in they deserve to get rewarded for it
User avatar #90 to #88 - RevengeNL (09/03/2013) [-]
thats retarded tho
User avatar #92 to #90 - thefogwoggler (09/03/2013) [-]
why? because i like to support those who bring me entertainment
User avatar #93 to #92 - RevengeNL (09/03/2013) [-]
because you click ads
that suks
User avatar #94 to #93 - thefogwoggler (09/03/2013) [-]
once again why? i click the add i close it simple as i also don't mind sitting through at 20 second clip for 20 minutes of entertainment
User avatar #13 to #8 - thewaronbeingcool (09/03/2013) [-]
Maybe they should get a real job then?
User avatar #44 to #13 - poiklman (09/03/2013) [-]
What is your job? No matter what it is I guarantee there are plenty of people who will think your job isn't a real job. Are you just pissy because they're the few people who can make a living out of doing something they truly enjoy?
User avatar #56 to #44 - thewaronbeingcool (09/03/2013) [-]
If they're doing something they love then they wouldn't be doing it for the money.
User avatar #60 to #56 - poiklman (09/03/2013) [-]
But if they do make money from it, it means they have more time and energy to dedicate themselves to it, because they're not draining themselves on a job they don't enjoy nearly as much. Are you suggesting that people don't deserve money if they actually like their job?
User avatar #72 to #60 - thewaronbeingcool (09/03/2013) [-]
There's nothing wrong with them making money from it, but they shouldn't care if a few people don't want to put up with godawful ads.

"Oh no! Some people used adblock so I'm earning $2 less than I usually earn! Woe is me!"
User avatar #61 to #56 - nandaaz (09/03/2013) [-]
If you love to play a game and make videos about it, why not ask money for it?
User avatar #11 to #8 - iceeyboi ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Youtubers get money from views, not from ads.
User avatar #21 to #11 - mutzaki ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
They get a lot of their money from ad revenue.
#53 to #11 - andthenilold (09/03/2013) [-]
They only get money from views that have watched an ad.
#102 to #8 - anon (09/03/2013) [-]
This is the most selfish thing I have done, but I just use adblock and not tell anyone about it, since the majority doesn't have adblock or something like it.

That way, I win, the ads win, the youtuber wins, everyone else who has adblock wins.

Actually, I'll lose soon. I'm preparing my anus for red thumbs.
User avatar #122 to #102 - thefogwoggler (09/03/2013) [-]
the thing is most people do use adblock meaning the youtubers get **** all
#54 - gizmotechie (09/03/2013) [-]
< mfw when my new computer came with firefox pre-installed
< mfw when my new computer came with firefox pre-installed
#133 to #54 - anon (09/03/2013) [-]
Great, now you can use firefox to download google chrome!
User avatar #140 to #133 - gizmotechie (09/03/2013) [-]
already did that
User avatar #1 - starblood (09/02/2013) [-]
I love walmart, because it has the same products but for less. Of course you have to endure hundreds of ghetto people running after their screaming kids, but still. Walmart > Target
#14 to #1 - anon (09/03/2013) [-]
With Target's recent (and disgusting) commercials, I'd say they are the ones being over run with the ghetto people.
User avatar #76 to #1 - sashathefolx (09/03/2013) [-]
I have the Target Debit card that saves me 5% off every purchase and Target price matches with Walmart. I get the same product, same price (with that nice little discount too.) and I don't have to put up with hordes of fat disgusting ***** .

Target Master Race.
#41 to #1 - anon (09/03/2013) [-]
since when do ******* or spicks run after their kids??? what white bread wal mart are you going to??? they dont chase after **** . they let their lil ******** run aimlessly thru the store till they realize their not watching their kids.... then they scream as loud as they can for their kids and then beat them sensless for no standing right next to them... like its the kids fault they suck at parenting.... ******* AND SPICKS SHOULD NOT BREED! SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR ****** TODAY!
User avatar #150 to #41 - starblood (09/03/2013) [-]
Stop being so edgy, you're scaring the children
#100 to #95 - matrixone (09/03/2013) [-]
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#103 to #100 - doesthislookunsure ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
either way, its true
#110 to #109 - matrixone (09/03/2013) [-]
Thank you. I did not have this one. Take my thumb.
Thank you. I did not have this one. Take my thumb.
#91 - anisbanana (09/03/2013) [-]
god damnit potterwatch
#97 to #91 - happycomics (09/03/2013) [-]
god damnit Donpasso
#106 to #97 - jovanlisac (09/03/2013) [-]
what the hell matrixone
User avatar #108 to #106 - matrixone (09/03/2013) [-]
I couldn't help myself.
#104 to #97 - matrixone (09/03/2013) [-]
I wanted to say "God damnit me" but my downvote doesn't appear for me.
#127 - wardylocks (09/03/2013) [-]
I used to think Bed, Bath and Beyond was made up for the movie Click..
I used to think Bed, Bath and Beyond was made up for the movie Click..
#22 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
I go to IHOP when I am drunk
User avatar #29 to #22 - sketchE (09/03/2013) [-]
at 3 in the morning?
#33 to #29 - stoicnick (09/03/2013) [-]
it's open then
it's open then
User avatar #35 to #33 - sketchE (09/03/2013) [-]
i have never seen one open past 11 or midnight
User avatar #113 to #35 - pooplol (09/03/2013) [-]
all ihops are open 24/7
User avatar #36 to #35 - stoicnick (09/03/2013) [-]
well the one near me i usually go to at like 3 or 4 in the morning when my brother gets home so....the ihop s you've seen suck ass
User avatar #37 to #36 - sketchE (09/03/2013) [-]
what about earlier like 1 or 2?
User avatar #39 to #37 - stoicnick (09/03/2013) [-]
i don't think i've ever been there around 1 or 2...maybe that's when they feast on peoples brains to prepare them for the next day
#96 - sweetellie (09/03/2013) [-]
The only good thing about MTV is Catfish: the tv show.. I love that show..
The only good thing about MTV is Catfish: the tv show.. I love that show..
#74 - demcomments (09/03/2013) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #328 at Captioning FJrs **

I accidently loaded up internet explorer last night... needless to say it crashed.
#47 - dolphinwing (09/03/2013) [-]
lol I just went to bed bath and beyond yesterday with like 4 20% off coupons
User avatar #4 - theguythatisnotyou (09/02/2013) [-]
It took me like 2 minutes to build 2 desks from Ikea.
User avatar #57 - manofparody ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Dunno about everywhere else... But the wal-marts here are much higher class than the targets... The targets are more like k-mart, and k-mart... Well, we just don't talk about k-mart.
User avatar #66 to #57 - inuyuru (09/03/2013) [-]
K-mart is the Devil May Cry 2 of stores. We just pretend it doesn't exist.
#148 to #66 - anon (09/03/2013) [-]
I liked Devil May Cry 2. I liked all the others more, but I still liked that one too.
User avatar #154 to #148 - inuyuru (09/04/2013) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about.
User avatar #80 to #57 - strifethethird (09/03/2013) [-]
yeah, where i live wal-mart isn't like the pictures people post with all weird crazy people, theres just a bunch or regular people.
#59 to #57 - physx (09/03/2013) [-]
**physx rolled a random image posted in comment #477954 at Pokemon ** I went into a K-Mart once. I got kicked out and banned for throwing grapes at people.
#63 to #59 - phycopath (09/03/2013) [-]
That's so low class!!! Why would they kick you out for that?!
#65 to #63 - physx (09/03/2013) [-]
**physx rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at blue screen of death ** I literally set out that day, as the day I throw grapes at people. I even had a little dispenser attached to a backpack that would put the right in my hand ready for throwing. Eventually people got sick of it. I went back every Monday and did the same thing, so it did get repetitive with the people there.
User avatar #71 to #65 - whycanticaps (09/03/2013) [-]
I need that wallpaper
#77 to #71 - physx (09/03/2013) [-]
Here you go!
User avatar #79 to #77 - whycanticaps (09/03/2013) [-]
awesome, ty
#81 to #79 - physx (09/03/2013) [-]
Haha, Np.
#121 - kilotech ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
IE in a nutshell
#128 to #121 - firefaux (09/03/2013) [-]
what does that say?
#129 to #128 - kilotech ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
sorry stupid me forgot to enlarge before i saved basically they have a conversation then IE shows up and says "I Can put a screwdriver in my pee hole!"
#48 - mymissiondaytwo (09/03/2013) [-]
McDonalds
Eat your meal near a horde of angry children, waiting for their McFix.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Crusader (09/03/2013) [-]
There is this GLORIOUS way to get your food, I'm not sure, but I think it's called "To Go"

You see, they put all the food in a bag, and you can go wherever you want, your car, the curb, anywhere.
#50 to #49 - mymissiondaytwo (09/03/2013) [-]
Yes, I'd much rather eat outside, in the rain, or in the bus/subway where hungry ghetto hobos will circle me like crows would circle a corpse.
User avatar #52 to #50 - Crusader (09/03/2013) [-]
Then go back to your house, or your work.
If you truly don't like listening to yelling kids, then you will find an alternative.
User avatar #62 to #52 - nandaaz (09/03/2013) [-]
what if the drive home is 30 minutes, inside and outside its crowded with kids, and you are car-sick so u cant eat in the car
User avatar #153 to #62 - Crusader (09/03/2013) [-]
Then walk 5 minutes away to the other side of the parking lot, or suck it up and deal with it.
#7 - abronymous (09/03/2013) [-]
I'm Canadian and Target just got here, and I have to say that compared to Walmart it's total **** , like Walmarts where it's at. **** Target, they always sell American products and American shampoo smells like fish testicle boiled in Axe.
User avatar #31 to #7 - sketchE (09/03/2013) [-]
im not a fan of target. they dont have a sporting goods section and they dont have a consistant layout. also they treat theyre employees like **** so their employees are **** because of it
#139 - anon (09/03/2013) [-]
Joseph`s story is astonishing... last Saturday I bought a great new Citro n 2CV after having earned $8673 this - five weeks past and-in excess of, ten grand lass-month. it's certainly the best-work Ive had. I started this 8-months ago and right away was bringing in over $84... per-hour. the original source You need to login to view this link
#136 - oneeyeddollbee (09/03/2013) [-]
About number 6,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspartame_controversy#Internet_hoax_conspiracy_theory
People love to think Diet Coke is more of a poison that regular coke.
#126 - anon (09/03/2013) [-]
or download ad blocker plus for chrome and never see an ad on youtube again
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