Enjoy. . today I learned that if you want to slash someone' s tires, don' t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will  Enjoy today I learned that if you want to slash someone' s tires don' t all four; only three because four their insurance will
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today I learned that if you want to
slash someone' s tires, don' t slash all
four; only slash three because if you
slash all four their insurance will pay
for it but if you only slash three they
have to pay for it all out of pocket
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#10 - thedarkestrogue
Reply +142
(09/02/2013) [-]
I got my tire slashed once.
It was one tire and I had never met the person before in my life.
People are ******* assholes.
Don't slash peoples tires for fun and if you're doing it for revenge make damn sure you've got the right car and aren't ruining some poor innocent person's day and costing them money.
#53 to #10 - curtkobain
Reply +1
(09/02/2013) [-]
egging cars is ****** up too.
#55 to #53 - babydingo
Reply +1
(09/02/2013) [-]
brake fluid will strip off most factory paints too.
#18 to #10 - sketchE ONLINE
Reply +19
(09/02/2013) [-]
but if you do get the wrong car make sure you slash all four so they get it paid for
#36 - DeathKnight
Reply +139
(09/02/2013) [-]
>slash three tires
>wait for guy to come back
>"hurr durr guess i should slash this last tire myself!"
>videotape him doing it
>insurance company logic: "if he slashed one of his own tires he probably slashed all"
>insurance fraud
>lawsuits, bad credit and some prison time
#57 to #36 - tyroneisanigger
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#63 to #57 - DeathKnight
Reply +3
(09/02/2013) [-]
did you read ANY of the comments about the owner just slashing the 4th tire by himself to get insurance to pay for it? half of these comments are about just that. ******* comment #1 is about that very subject.
#102 to #63 - anon
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
I did read the comments ass hat, but NO ONE WOULD ******* DO THAT.

It's a matter of paying $300 or $400, most people would choose $300 you dumb cunt.
I've ruined tires on my car before and insurance didn't pay for it, nor will you find an insurance company that will. I repeat again for your dumb ******* ass NO ONE WOULD SLASH THE FOURTH TIRE. God ******* damn it, are you 12?
Also, it's a dick head move if you slash tires anyways.

If this happened to me, and I knew the dickhead slashed my tires, I'd probably either kick his ass or call the police.

Immature ****** 12 year olds.
#105 to #102 - DeathKnight
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
no. if you leave all 3 tires slashed, then insurance doesnt cover it. you pay $300.

if you slash the 4th tire and insurance doesnt find out, then they cover it. you pay $0.

get it?
#100 to #63 - tyroneisanigger
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#98 to #63 - anon
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
Wow, **** you guys.

Cum guzzling faggots. Really -13?
What are all of you ******* 12?
Suck a cock funnyjunk.
#94 to #63 - niggastolemyname
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
yeah but the common person doesn't know what the content says
#83 to #36 - willisteal [OP]
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
You won the internet!
#93 to #36 - niggastolemyname
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
if he knew that the insurance wasn't going to cover him then he would probably be smart enough to not slash his last tire, and instead sue the **** out of the guy who slashed it
#112 to #93 - niggastolemyname
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
I will hunt him down and destroy him
some csi **** mah *****
#106 to #93 - DeathKnight
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
so how do you know who did it when you come back to your car after work to find your tires slashed by some random dude who ran away?
#145 to #106 - lolollo
Reply 0
(09/03/2013) [-]
Plus...insurance companies always like proof for things, especially things that would result in them actually paying for the service they advertise.
#109 to #36 - childpls
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
#111 to #36 - prodigyoflaughs ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
>???   
>Profit
>???
>Profit
#8 - verycoolcat
Reply +47
(09/02/2013) [-]
Get some ground beef and put it inside a few plastic ziplock bags with water. Leave it out in the sun for a few weeks. Now wait for a very warm day and get a mask because it will smell horrendous... poke a hole in the bag and lift the wipers up on the windshield and pour it there.

Theres an air intake around there and from now on their air conditioning system will smell like death.
#90 to #8 - thorsragnarok
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
A watered down version of this prank which ya could pull on some one who pissed you off, but not too horribly is to put baby powder into said air intake so that when they crank up the AC they get powder ******* everywhere. something a little more prankish and less ruining car.
#14 to #8 - skypatrol
Reply +8
(09/02/2013) [-]
A friend of mine left raw chicken in his trunk on accident for over a weekend... Car was sitting in the hot sun.
Odor seeped into everything.
You should have seen the look on the insurance agents face when I went with him to the agency (we had to go in said car because it was the only one at the cabin)
It smelled of pure death. We were throwing up the entire 20 minute drive.
They tried to fix it, they even called forensic body people (dont know their official name, their job apparently is to clean up dead body smell)
We broke their machine because of how horrendous it was.
Car was deemed totaled by the insurance agency (thank god, because it was a brand new car)
Tow truck came to tow it... You couldn't stand within 100 feet of that car without wanting to put an oxygen tank on.
Just makes me feel for the people in the holocaust, and how bad it must have smelled.
#19 to #14 - atomschlumpf
Reply +1
(09/02/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the mythbusters episode with the pigs....

They, too, took everything out of the car, had forensic supply to clean up but the ******* smell stayed....apparently it even seeped in the metal, don't ask how that is even possible
#20 to #19 - skypatrol
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
Not sure how... It was the worst thing in the ******* world.
Then Hollywood has a body in a trunk for a month and they only cover their mouths when they discover the body in that odor sealing trunk.
********, you would be drowning in your own vomit a mile away from that car.
#88 to #14 - thunderstriker
Reply -1
(09/02/2013) [-]
Highly doubt a smell broke their machine,

I'm not saying your story is false, it's just poorly told and a lot sounds highly exaggerated
#118 to #88 - skypatrol
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
Please, go ahead and let raw chicken rot in your car over a weekend in the burning sun, and wait until the flies STRIP THE BONES CLEAN
and then tell me how much it was exaggerated.
#67 - snakefire
Reply +17
(09/02/2013) [-]
Then revenge.
#78 to #67 - supercookieduster
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
I don't know what I thought of that movie...
#116 to #78 - heartlessrobot
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
It was a movie so bad it was hilarious.
#92 to #67 - lordreginald
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
This is actually one of my favorite movies.
#70 to #67 - ButtonFly
Reply +7
(09/02/2013) [-]
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#25 - spoonhero **User deleted account**
Reply +14
(09/02/2013) [-]
If you get your 3 tires slashed, why can't you slash the 4th one yourself??
#28 to #25 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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#77 to #25 - kenleyP
Reply +1
(09/02/2013) [-]
read comment 36
#22 - WhiteBerets
Reply +5
(09/02/2013) [-]
Tip: If this happens to you, slash the 4th tire yourself.
#23 to #22 - egosumproxi
Reply +14
(09/02/2013) [-]
Then the person who did the other three?
#69 - hilmspark
Reply +12
(09/02/2013) [-]
slash the last tire yourself. no one will ever know
#27 - danzoshimura
Reply +12
(09/02/2013) [-]
My dad's car got keyed because he had a FSU license plate.
My dad's car got keyed because he had a FSU license plate.
#43 to #27 - thehornedking
Reply -4
(09/02/2013) [-]
Serves him right.
#50 to #27 - lordbyronxiv
Reply -3
(09/02/2013) [-]
that must've really ruined his spear-it

go 'noles
#72 to #27 - anon
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
I can't help but wonder what the hell people are doing driving around Gainesville (FSU's rival school UF is in Gainesville for those who don't know) with FSU license plates. Just asking for trouble. Really, football vanity plates ANYWHERE are asking for trouble. Crazy sports fans are everywhere.
#29 to #27 - jennymouhsin
Reply +1
(09/02/2013) [-]
Same happenend to me having a license plate from Madrid in Barcelona.
#30 to #29 - darksmokepuncher
Reply +1
(09/02/2013) [-]
Stay out of our hood MadrileƱos.
#31 to #30 - jennymouhsin
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
I'm not from Madrid, my parents just bought the car in Madrid, I'm not even Spanish for that matter. i'm a Brazillian living in Spain for the last 9 years.
#1 - anon
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
they would just slash the last one themselves
#2 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
yeah if they knew before hand.

but if they filled the claim with their insurance agency indicating that only 3 of the tires were slashed, the insurance agency would be able to deny the claim.
#47 to #1 - buttholee
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
Insurance fraud
#17 to #1 - arthurfj
Reply +9
(09/02/2013) [-]
Then you could film it, accuse them of insurance fraud, and really **** up their lives.
#21 to #17 - BloodyTurds ONLINE
Reply -6
(09/02/2013) [-]
even filming it does not guarantee that you didn't come back later and slash the 4th, or someone else didn't decide what the hell ill slash his last tire..

Unless you meant film them slashing their own tire.. then yah sure
#37 to #21 - lysandrex
Reply +12
(09/02/2013) [-]
"Unless you meant film them slashing their own tire.. then yah sure"

...that's exactly what he meant...
#117 to #21 - kez
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
dumb ass...
#59 - insaneiare
Reply +6
(09/02/2013) [-]
ive slashed all four of my tires cause winter was coming and i needed new tires!
#65 to #59 - golemcreator
Reply +7
(09/02/2013) [-]
i could not resist
#66 to #65 - insaneiare
Reply 0
(09/02/2013) [-]
i approve.
#68 to #66 - golemcreator
Reply +10
(09/02/2013) [-]
ill give you this for a thanks!
ill give you this for a thanks!