Enjoy. . today I learned that if you want to slash someone' s tires, don' t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will
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today I learned that if you want to
slash someone' s tires, don' t slash all
four; only slash three because if you
slash all four their insurance will pay
for it but if you only slash three they
have to pay for it all out of pocket
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#1 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
they would just slash the last one themselves
User avatar #47 to #1 - buttholee (09/02/2013) [-]
Insurance fraud
#2 to #1 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
yeah if they knew before hand.

but if they filled the claim with their insurance agency indicating that only 3 of the tires were slashed, the insurance agency would be able to deny the claim.
#17 to #1 - arthurfj (09/02/2013) [-]
Then you could film it, accuse them of insurance fraud, and really **** up their lives.
#21 to #17 - BloodyTurds (09/02/2013) [-]
even filming it does not guarantee that you didn't come back later and slash the 4th, or someone else didn't decide what the hell ill slash his last tire..

Unless you meant film them slashing their own tire.. then yah sure
User avatar #37 to #21 - lysandrex (09/02/2013) [-]
"Unless you meant film them slashing their own tire.. then yah sure"

...that's exactly what he meant...
#117 to #21 - kez (09/02/2013) [-]
dumb ass...
#36 - DeathKnight (09/02/2013) [-]
>slash three tires
>wait for guy to come back
>"hurr durr guess i should slash this last tire myself!"
>videotape him doing it
>insurance company logic: "if he slashed one of his own tires he probably slashed all"
>insurance fraud
>lawsuits, bad credit and some prison time
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User avatar #63 to #57 - DeathKnight (09/02/2013) [-]
did you read ANY of the comments about the owner just slashing the 4th tire by himself to get insurance to pay for it? half of these comments are about just that. ******* comment #1 is about that very subject.
#102 to #63 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
I did read the comments ass hat, but NO ONE WOULD ******* DO THAT.

It's a matter of paying $300 or $400, most people would choose $300 you dumb cunt.
I've ruined tires on my car before and insurance didn't pay for it, nor will you find an insurance company that will. I repeat again for your dumb ******* ass NO ONE WOULD SLASH THE FOURTH TIRE. God ******* damn it, are you 12?
Also, it's a dick head move if you slash tires anyways.

If this happened to me, and I knew the dickhead slashed my tires, I'd probably either kick his ass or call the police.

Immature ****** 12 year olds.
User avatar #105 to #102 - DeathKnight (09/02/2013) [-]
no. if you leave all 3 tires slashed, then insurance doesnt cover it. you pay $300.

if you slash the 4th tire and insurance doesnt find out, then they cover it. you pay $0.

get it?
#98 to #63 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
Wow, **** you guys.

Cum guzzling faggots. Really -13?
What are all of you ******* 12?
Suck a cock funnyjunk.
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User avatar #94 to #63 - niggastolemyname (09/02/2013) [-]
yeah but the common person doesn't know what the content says
User avatar #93 to #36 - niggastolemyname (09/02/2013) [-]
if he knew that the insurance wasn't going to cover him then he would probably be smart enough to not slash his last tire, and instead sue the **** out of the guy who slashed it
#112 to #93 - niggastolemyname (09/02/2013) [-]
I will hunt him down and destroy him
some csi **** mah *****
User avatar #106 to #93 - DeathKnight (09/02/2013) [-]
so how do you know who did it when you come back to your car after work to find your tires slashed by some random dude who ran away?
User avatar #145 to #106 - lolollo (09/03/2013) [-]
Plus...insurance companies always like proof for things, especially things that would result in them actually paying for the service they advertise.
#111 to #36 - prodigyoflaughs (09/02/2013) [-]
>???   
>Profit
>???
>Profit
User avatar #83 to #36 - willisteal (09/02/2013) [-]
You won the internet!
User avatar #10 - thedarkestrogue (09/02/2013) [-]
I got my tire slashed once.
It was one tire and I had never met the person before in my life.
People are ******* assholes.
Don't slash peoples tires for fun and if you're doing it for revenge make damn sure you've got the right car and aren't ruining some poor innocent person's day and costing them money.
User avatar #53 to #10 - curtkobain (09/02/2013) [-]
egging cars is ****** up too.
User avatar #55 to #53 - babydingo (09/02/2013) [-]
brake fluid will strip off most factory paints too.
User avatar #18 to #10 - sketchE ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
but if you do get the wrong car make sure you slash all four so they get it paid for
#8 - verycoolcat (09/02/2013) [-]
Get some ground beef and put it inside a few plastic ziplock bags with water. Leave it out in the sun for a few weeks. Now wait for a very warm day and get a mask because it will smell horrendous... poke a hole in the bag and lift the wipers up on the windshield and pour it there.

Theres an air intake around there and from now on their air conditioning system will smell like death.
User avatar #90 to #8 - thorsragnarok (09/02/2013) [-]
A watered down version of this prank which ya could pull on some one who pissed you off, but not too horribly is to put baby powder into said air intake so that when they crank up the AC they get powder ******* everywhere. something a little more prankish and less ruining car.
User avatar #14 to #8 - skypatrol (09/02/2013) [-]
A friend of mine left raw chicken in his trunk on accident for over a weekend... Car was sitting in the hot sun.
Odor seeped into everything.
You should have seen the look on the insurance agents face when I went with him to the agency (we had to go in said car because it was the only one at the cabin)
It smelled of pure death. We were throwing up the entire 20 minute drive.
They tried to fix it, they even called forensic body people (dont know their official name, their job apparently is to clean up dead body smell)
We broke their machine because of how horrendous it was.
Car was deemed totaled by the insurance agency (thank god, because it was a brand new car)
Tow truck came to tow it... You couldn't stand within 100 feet of that car without wanting to put an oxygen tank on.
Just makes me feel for the people in the holocaust, and how bad it must have smelled.
#19 to #14 - atomschlumpf (09/02/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the mythbusters episode with the pigs....

They, too, took everything out of the car, had forensic supply to clean up but the ******* smell stayed....apparently it even seeped in the metal, don't ask how that is even possible
User avatar #20 to #19 - skypatrol (09/02/2013) [-]
Not sure how... It was the worst thing in the ******* world.
Then Hollywood has a body in a trunk for a month and they only cover their mouths when they discover the body in that odor sealing trunk.
******** , you would be drowning in your own vomit a mile away from that car.
User avatar #88 to #14 - thunderstriker (09/02/2013) [-]
Highly doubt a smell broke their machine,

I'm not saying your story is false, it's just poorly told and a lot sounds highly exaggerated
User avatar #118 to #88 - skypatrol (09/02/2013) [-]
Please, go ahead and let raw chicken rot in your car over a weekend in the burning sun, and wait until the flies STRIP THE BONES CLEAN
and then tell me how much it was exaggerated.
#67 - snakefire (09/02/2013) [-]
Then revenge.
User avatar #78 to #67 - supercookieduster ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I don't know what I thought of that movie...
User avatar #116 to #78 - heartlessrobot (09/02/2013) [-]
It was a movie so bad it was hilarious.
User avatar #92 to #67 - lordreginald (09/02/2013) [-]
This is actually one of my favorite movies.
#70 to #67 - ButtonFly ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
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#25 - spoonhero **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
If you get your 3 tires slashed, why can't you slash the 4th one yourself??
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#77 to #25 - kenleyP (09/02/2013) [-]
read comment 36
#69 - hilmspark (09/02/2013) [-]
slash the last tire yourself. no one will ever know
#27 - danzoshimura (09/02/2013) [-]
My dad's car got keyed because he had a FSU license plate.
My dad's car got keyed because he had a FSU license plate.
User avatar #43 to #27 - thehornedking (09/02/2013) [-]
Serves him right.
User avatar #50 to #27 - lordbyronxiv (09/02/2013) [-]
that must've really ruined his spear-it

go 'noles
#72 to #27 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
I can't help but wonder what the hell people are doing driving around Gainesville (FSU's rival school UF is in Gainesville for those who don't know) with FSU license plates. Just asking for trouble. Really, football vanity plates ANYWHERE are asking for trouble. Crazy sports fans are everywhere.
User avatar #29 to #27 - jennymouhsin (09/02/2013) [-]
Same happenend to me having a license plate from Madrid in Barcelona.
#30 to #29 - darksmokepuncher (09/02/2013) [-]
Stay out of our hood MadrileƱos.
User avatar #31 to #30 - jennymouhsin (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm not from Madrid, my parents just bought the car in Madrid, I'm not even Spanish for that matter. i'm a Brazillian living in Spain for the last 9 years.
#54 - flusteredmoose (09/02/2013) [-]
So, in my time of FunnyJunk I've learned how to pickpocket successfully, how to break into someones house, and now, how to ruin someones day. Thanks.
So, in my time of FunnyJunk I've learned how to pickpocket successfully, how to break into someones house, and now, how to ruin someones day. Thanks.
User avatar #56 to #54 - prinnyman (09/02/2013) [-]
I'd like to hear the pickpocket one :3
#58 to #56 - articulate ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Here, enjoy.
#60 to #58 - prinnyman (09/02/2013) [-]
**prinnyman rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at I made a thing ** I must master this!
User avatar #64 to #54 - Leopard (09/02/2013) [-]
Have you pickpocketed someone?
User avatar #113 - marksey (09/02/2013) [-]
Then they just slash their fourth tire?
User avatar #123 to #113 - tomowrath (09/02/2013) [-]
Then just slash 1 several times over several weeks. people wont even bother taking the time to get it to insurance for just 1, theyll repeatedly pay for it.
#89 - pikininja (09/02/2013) [-]
What if they slash the fourth one themself and say you did it?
What if they slash the fourth one themself and say you did it?
User avatar #108 to #89 - ferrettamer (09/02/2013) [-]
Then it's insurance fraud
User avatar #115 to #108 - heartlessrobot (09/02/2013) [-]
But who's gonna figure that one out?
User avatar #119 to #115 - thegamerslife (09/02/2013) [-]
Well if there are security cams that see it, then it's a federal offense. as far as I know
User avatar #22 - WhiteBerets (09/02/2013) [-]
Tip: If this happens to you, slash the 4th tire yourself.
User avatar #23 to #22 - egosumproxi (09/02/2013) [-]
Then the person who did the other three?
User avatar #59 - insaneiare (09/02/2013) [-]
ive slashed all four of my tires cause winter was coming and i needed new tires!
#65 to #59 - golemcreator (09/02/2013) [-]
i could not resist
User avatar #66 to #65 - insaneiare (09/02/2013) [-]
i approve.
#68 to #66 - golemcreator (09/02/2013) [-]
ill give you this for a thanks!
ill give you this for a thanks!
#84 - ragingflamingos (09/02/2013) [-]
My family once had some redneck hicks we didn't even know shoot a ******* nail into our tire. Our faces when.
User avatar #99 to #84 - phoenix grinder (09/02/2013) [-]
I am curious as to how you discovered it was rednecks

also, they prefer 'sons of the soil'
User avatar #107 to #99 - ragingflamingos (09/02/2013) [-]
Basically what happened was that we parked next to a pickup truck with a bunch of rednecks in it outside of an ABC (liquor) store in North Carolina. We were visiting family from out of state (our tags are Jersey so we classify as "damn Yankees"). The pickup truck had construction equipment in it including a nailgun (which is what the guy who replaced our tire said the nail likely came from). The only other two places we parked that day were in a garage (rental property) and in front my family's house. I doubt someone would break into the garage to nailgun a random tourist's tire and my uncle (the house we parked in front of) is well known in the area so I doubt anyone would target a car in his driveway. Therefore we concluded it was the rednecks with the nailgun.
User avatar #87 to #84 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/02/2013) [-]
" redneck hicks"


about the best answer you gonna get.
User avatar #104 to #84 - girloninternet (09/02/2013) [-]
no wonder they did it, your a black guy
#34 - ugoboom ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - jacklane (09/02/2013) [-]
DURRRR JUST SLASH THE LAST ONE YOURSELF
User avatar #143 to #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/03/2013) [-]
and you've proved you are nothing but a whiny little pathetic bitch. It's ******* 4 in the morning I'm not going out 5 miles to take a picture of billboards for you and I sure as hell ain't waking my roommate up to get the recordings of the news. I don't give a rats ass what you think.
User avatar #144 to #143 - jacklane (09/03/2013) [-]
I don't know man... I mean, I'm just asking for proof of your false claims. You seem to be "whiny" yourself as you are doing nothing but beating around the bush. when I ask people for evidence of things, they usually aren't lying and will give me proof. Example:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4767750/Did+you+know/226#226

Yet anytime I ask a liar, I get into a big thread battle in which the little rat (you) uses every evasive maneuver to dodge the original request. And the thing is, even if you had a picture of a billboard saying that the #1 insurance fraud issue is slashing tires, I wouldn't believe it because there is no data to back up the claim made on said billboard. Not only that, but it seems like such an odd thing to put on a billboard "The #1 cause of insurance fraud is slashing your own tires, just don't do it!"

Come on guy, you are a failure. Just look at how someone responds to me asking for proof who has it, and someone who is lying like yourself. It doesn't matter what I say, all you are going to do is perpetuate this charade by clinging to insults and arguing about anything besides doing a quick google search for statistical proof of your claim about tire slashing fraud.

By the by, one of the most popular schemes cooked up by average people (meaning non-professional crooks) is to report their cars missing [source: Theim, Insurance Networking News]

Sources talk, ******** walks.
User avatar #146 to #144 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/03/2013) [-]
Well 30 times probably I don't care what you believe.
User avatar #148 to #146 - jacklane (09/03/2013) [-]
Then don't talk ******** because you can't back it up.
User avatar #13 to #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/02/2013) [-]
and that is insurance fraud. Can cost you jail time and massive fines if you get caught a lot more than just 3 or 4 tires will cost you.
#16 to #13 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
WE GET IT!

You're a faggot and you like a ******** of dicks in your mouth.
User avatar #80 to #13 - jacklane (09/02/2013) [-]
And only a faggot like you would get caught.
User avatar #86 to #80 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/02/2013) [-]
Except unless you did it with like an hour with the exact same kind knife anyone that tries is gonna get caught. You might not get "caught" as in getting jail time or fine buy the insurance company won't accept you claim. So because you are a stupid **** you would have done nothing but cause yourself money and time.
#125 to #86 - jacklane (09/03/2013) [-]
What the **** is this? The human ******* body? They don't waste time and money by having forensic investigators check to make sure the same ******* knife slashed the tires. Yeah, don't make a 6 inch gash if the rest are 2. Pretty ******* simple.

I really don't understand you. Let me walk you through the process as I have a bit of insight (I'm a dirt old mechanic) The claim is made. An insurance adjuster comes out (after vehicle is towed to our shop) and takes pictures of the damage. We quote 4 new tires and he jews the manager down on price for tires and labor (insurance won't pay full shop labor rates, ******* bastards) He goes on his merry ******* way after he signs off on the repair ticket and finalizes the claim.

The ONLY suspicion they EVER get is when 4 BALD tires get slashed. It's a bit of a convenience.

Now you give me a story how you think that **** goes down. Pic Related.
User avatar #126 to #125 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/03/2013) [-]
Slashed tire insure fraud is one of the number one insure fraud crime in PA. People get catgut daily for doing it.
User avatar #127 to #126 - jacklane (09/03/2013) [-]
Not finding your claimed statistics anywhere. Where did you hear it, on the news?
And only dumbasses get caught daily for doing it. It doesn't take an engineer to get away with vandalism fraud.
User avatar #128 to #127 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/03/2013) [-]
I hear it from the news, I hear it form college news, I hear it form my friends that are mechanics I hear it from my friends dad who is a lawyer, I hear it from the insurance company putting ads on the radio.

There has been an ungodly amount of tire slashing happening here all over all parts of city. Not even just car or truck tires someone slashed the bike tires of the kids that live next to me. Among the tire slashing the insurance thing has become a massive issue.
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User avatar #130 to #129 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/03/2013) [-]
You would continue but you have nothing to continue with. So in some attempt to make yourself feel better you have to bring up the point that I am a gay furry and that must mean nothing I ever say holds any truth about anything.
User avatar #132 to #130 - jacklane (09/03/2013) [-]
You also mis-read what I said about gay furries...
User avatar #133 to #132 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/03/2013) [-]
wow... way to delete you comment like a little bitch I call you out on what you say and you try and hid the proof. That's ******* pathetic
User avatar #134 to #133 - jacklane (09/03/2013) [-]
I did delete it... and you mis-read it. It's kind of funny, because you were way off on your response, lol!
User avatar #135 to #134 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/03/2013) [-]
"#129 to #128 - jacklane has deleted their comment. [-]"

that right up there ^ that was it looks like when you delete a comment.
a deleted comment that you made deleted.

There only thing here that is even remotely funny is how pathetic your comment was but now because you being a bitch no one will ever get to see it.
User avatar #136 to #135 - jacklane (09/03/2013) [-]
The statement you made in the first sentence of the comment I'm replying to (just to be clear as you seem very confused) implies that I deny having deleting a comment. However, in comment #134 I made it very clear that I did in fact delete the comment.
User avatar #137 to #136 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/03/2013) [-]
I read that as i didn't. Sorry about that.

I didn't miss read it it all.

Your bring that up was pointless. Totally irrelevant to anything other than what that annoy said down in comment #16.

There was no need or good reason to ever bring that up in that response to what I have said.
User avatar #138 to #137 - jacklane (09/03/2013) [-]
You have a pattern of reading over things just in this thread alone. Now if this is settled, comment #131 needs some attention.
User avatar #139 to #138 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/03/2013) [-]
It's not settled. You had no reason to bring that up. Then you act like a bitch an try and hide that you ever did. The ***** the point of that??

As for 131 you believe what ever you want about what I said. I could go get tapes and copies of the college news channels and papers, or take picture of the billboards coming into the city, or any of the 100 ******* ads on the radio stations but, it ain't worth the effort to prove some thing to some pathetic dude on the internet.
User avatar #140 to #139 - jacklane (09/03/2013) [-]
All heresay. Give me something solid. But you can't. It's not true. Bitch you lied!
User avatar #141 to #140 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/03/2013) [-]
Like I said you believe what ever you want. It's not worth my effort to prove you wrong.
User avatar #142 to #141 - jacklane (09/03/2013) [-]
Well then do go making outrageous claims of fake facts in the first place. And if you do, be prepared to back them up, because now you have proved that you are nothing but a liar.
User avatar #131 to #130 - jacklane (09/03/2013) [-]
You have no statistics or facts to back up your claims. Just heresay. Rumors.
Rumors that don't make sense. RUmors that prove to be unsupported when researched. I looked for evidence and found none. It doesn't make sense. And if it doesn't make sense, it isn't true.

I will keep an open mind, if you happen to pull some evidence out of your ass.

"Slashed tire insure fraud is one of the number one insure fraud crime in PA"
Prove it.
#79 - rotobical (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello students, and welcome to how to be a dickhead 101
#24 - pappathethird (09/02/2013) [-]
who knows. maybe this will be useful one day
User avatar #101 - wallsbad (09/02/2013) [-]
Slashing is too obvious of a crime. Letting the air out is too simple. What you do, is remote the air stem schrader valve with a schrader valve remover. People will think their tires are defunct, and will have to pay for a tow to a show just for them to tell them that their valves are missing. That is what would aggravate someone the most.
#6 - nicknb (09/02/2013) [-]
i had three slashed by an ex the paid for three new tires which does suck abit so i paid for one more so they all would match but still they paid for the the loss of three just turned the extra into my new spare thanks state farm
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