Enjoy. . today I learned that if you want to slash someone' s tires, don' t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will  Enjoy today I learned that if you want to slash someone' s tires don' t all four; only three because four their insurance will
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #10 - thedarkestrogue
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I got my tire slashed once.
It was one tire and I had never met the person before in my life.
People are ******* assholes.
Don't slash peoples tires for fun and if you're doing it for revenge make damn sure you've got the right car and aren't ruining some poor innocent person's day and costing them money.
User avatar #53 to #10 - curtkobain
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egging cars is ****** up too.
User avatar #55 to #53 - babydingo
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brake fluid will strip off most factory paints too.
User avatar #18 to #10 - sketchE
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but if you do get the wrong car make sure you slash all four so they get it paid for
#36 - DeathKnight
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>slash three tires
>wait for guy to come back
>"hurr durr guess i should slash this last tire myself!"
>videotape him doing it
>insurance company logic: "if he slashed one of his own tires he probably slashed all"
>insurance fraud
>lawsuits, bad credit and some prison time
#57 to #36 - tyroneisanigger
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User avatar #63 to #57 - DeathKnight
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did you read ANY of the comments about the owner just slashing the 4th tire by himself to get insurance to pay for it? half of these comments are about just that. ******* comment #1 is about that very subject.
#102 to #63 - anon id: a688e3f7
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I did read the comments ass hat, but NO ONE WOULD ******* DO THAT.

It's a matter of paying $300 or $400, most people would choose $300 you dumb cunt.
I've ruined tires on my car before and insurance didn't pay for it, nor will you find an insurance company that will. I repeat again for your dumb ******* ass NO ONE WOULD SLASH THE FOURTH TIRE. God ******* damn it, are you 12?
Also, it's a dick head move if you slash tires anyways.

If this happened to me, and I knew the dickhead slashed my tires, I'd probably either kick his ass or call the police.

Immature ****** 12 year olds.
User avatar #105 to #102 - DeathKnight
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no. if you leave all 3 tires slashed, then insurance doesnt cover it. you pay $300.

if you slash the 4th tire and insurance doesnt find out, then they cover it. you pay $0.

get it?
#100 to #63 - tyroneisanigger
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#98 to #63 - anon id: a688e3f7
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Wow, **** you guys.

Cum guzzling faggots. Really -13?
What are all of you ******* 12?
Suck a cock funnyjunk.
User avatar #94 to #63 - niggastolemyname
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(09/02/2013) [-]
yeah but the common person doesn't know what the content says
User avatar #83 to #36 - willisteal [OP]
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You won the internet!
User avatar #93 to #36 - niggastolemyname
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if he knew that the insurance wasn't going to cover him then he would probably be smart enough to not slash his last tire, and instead sue the **** out of the guy who slashed it
#112 to #93 - niggastolemyname
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I will hunt him down and destroy him
some csi **** mah *****
User avatar #106 to #93 - DeathKnight
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so how do you know who did it when you come back to your car after work to find your tires slashed by some random dude who ran away?
User avatar #145 to #106 - lolollo
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Plus...insurance companies always like proof for things, especially things that would result in them actually paying for the service they advertise.
#109 to #36 - childpls
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#111 to #36 - prodigyoflaughs
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>???   
>Profit
>???
>Profit
#8 - verycoolcat
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Get some ground beef and put it inside a few plastic ziplock bags with water. Leave it out in the sun for a few weeks. Now wait for a very warm day and get a mask because it will smell horrendous... poke a hole in the bag and lift the wipers up on the windshield and pour it there.

Theres an air intake around there and from now on their air conditioning system will smell like death.
User avatar #90 to #8 - thorsragnarok
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A watered down version of this prank which ya could pull on some one who pissed you off, but not too horribly is to put baby powder into said air intake so that when they crank up the AC they get powder ******* everywhere. something a little more prankish and less ruining car.
User avatar #14 to #8 - skypatrol
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A friend of mine left raw chicken in his trunk on accident for over a weekend... Car was sitting in the hot sun.
Odor seeped into everything.
You should have seen the look on the insurance agents face when I went with him to the agency (we had to go in said car because it was the only one at the cabin)
It smelled of pure death. We were throwing up the entire 20 minute drive.
They tried to fix it, they even called forensic body people (dont know their official name, their job apparently is to clean up dead body smell)
We broke their machine because of how horrendous it was.
Car was deemed totaled by the insurance agency (thank god, because it was a brand new car)
Tow truck came to tow it... You couldn't stand within 100 feet of that car without wanting to put an oxygen tank on.
Just makes me feel for the people in the holocaust, and how bad it must have smelled.
#19 to #14 - atomschlumpf
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Reminds me of the mythbusters episode with the pigs....

They, too, took everything out of the car, had forensic supply to clean up but the ******* smell stayed....apparently it even seeped in the metal, don't ask how that is even possible
User avatar #20 to #19 - skypatrol
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Not sure how... It was the worst thing in the ******* world.
Then Hollywood has a body in a trunk for a month and they only cover their mouths when they discover the body in that odor sealing trunk.
********, you would be drowning in your own vomit a mile away from that car.
User avatar #88 to #14 - thunderstriker
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Highly doubt a smell broke their machine,

I'm not saying your story is false, it's just poorly told and a lot sounds highly exaggerated
User avatar #118 to #88 - skypatrol
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Please, go ahead and let raw chicken rot in your car over a weekend in the burning sun, and wait until the flies STRIP THE BONES CLEAN
and then tell me how much it was exaggerated.
#67 - snakefire
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Then revenge.
User avatar #78 to #67 - supercookieduster
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I don't know what I thought of that movie...
User avatar #116 to #78 - heartlessrobot
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It was a movie so bad it was hilarious.
User avatar #92 to #67 - lordreginald
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This is actually one of my favorite movies.
#70 to #67 - ButtonFly
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#25 - spoonhero **User deleted account**
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If you get your 3 tires slashed, why can't you slash the 4th one yourself??
#28 to #25 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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#77 to #25 - kenleyP
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read comment 36
User avatar #22 - WhiteBerets
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Tip: If this happens to you, slash the 4th tire yourself.
User avatar #74 to #22 - comexx
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User avatar #23 to #22 - egosumproxi
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Then the person who did the other three?
#69 - hilmspark
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slash the last tire yourself. no one will ever know
#27 - danzoshimura
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My dad's car got keyed because he had a FSU license plate.
My dad's car got keyed because he had a FSU license plate.
User avatar #43 to #27 - thehornedking
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Serves him right.
User avatar #50 to #27 - lordbyronxiv
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that must've really ruined his spear-it

go 'noles
#72 to #27 - anon id: 549c7f6a
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I can't help but wonder what the hell people are doing driving around Gainesville (FSU's rival school UF is in Gainesville for those who don't know) with FSU license plates. Just asking for trouble. Really, football vanity plates ANYWHERE are asking for trouble. Crazy sports fans are everywhere.
User avatar #29 to #27 - jennymouhsin
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Same happenend to me having a license plate from Madrid in Barcelona.
#30 to #29 - darksmokepuncher
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Stay out of our hood Madrileños.
User avatar #31 to #30 - jennymouhsin
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I'm not from Madrid, my parents just bought the car in Madrid, I'm not even Spanish for that matter. i'm a Brazillian living in Spain for the last 9 years.
#1 - anon id: c9efcce1
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they would just slash the last one themselves
#2 to #1 - anon id: 3e406f09
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yeah if they knew before hand.

but if they filled the claim with their insurance agency indicating that only 3 of the tires were slashed, the insurance agency would be able to deny the claim.
User avatar #47 to #1 - buttholee
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Insurance fraud
#17 to #1 - arthurfj
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Then you could film it, accuse them of insurance fraud, and really **** up their lives.
#21 to #17 - BloodyTurds
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even filming it does not guarantee that you didn't come back later and slash the 4th, or someone else didn't decide what the hell ill slash his last tire..

Unless you meant film them slashing their own tire.. then yah sure
User avatar #37 to #21 - lysandrex
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"Unless you meant film them slashing their own tire.. then yah sure"

...that's exactly what he meant...
#117 to #21 - kez
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dumb ass...
User avatar #59 - insaneiare
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ive slashed all four of my tires cause winter was coming and i needed new tires!
#65 to #59 - golemcreator
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i could not resist
User avatar #66 to #65 - insaneiare
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i approve.
#68 to #66 - golemcreator
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ill give you this for a thanks!
ill give you this for a thanks!