Michael Phelps Comedy. He should have started by saying, "Let me be blunt with you.". When I got caught smoking weed in " EDIE, only one company dropp MICHAEL phelps comedy
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Michael Phelps Comedy

Michael Phelps Comedy. He should have started by saying, "Let me be blunt with you.". When I got caught smoking weed in " EDIE, only one company dropp

He should have started by saying, "Let me be blunt with you."

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EDIE, only one company dropped me, cts,
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They had to though, because I can' t
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Every morning I get up, I have two
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eating them er smoking them.
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User avatar #4 - thedarkestrogue (09/02/2013) [-]
He's a comedian now? Since when?
User avatar #26 to #4 - falloutfanatic (09/02/2013) [-]
since he started making a joke of all the other countries swimmers
#36 - urghseventysix (09/02/2013) [-]
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#7 - pappathethird (09/02/2013) [-]
What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?


Phelps knows how to finish a race
#34 to #7 - rhol (09/02/2013) [-]
That joke was funny around the time of the London Olympics.
That joke was funny around the time of the London Olympics.
User avatar #25 - sakuranbokiss (09/02/2013) [-]
I met Michael Phelps in person. He was a dick.
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User avatar #37 to #25 - yuukoku (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm a swimmer in Texas and have had coaches that swam with him in college. A lot of them say that he was a dick. I have also met him in real life. He wasn't as big of a dick as most celebrities are, but he sure as hell wasn't a white knight.
User avatar #68 to #37 - Crusader (09/02/2013) [-]
You have to remember that while this is a one time thing for you, it's a millionth time thing for him, for you it's this individual experience, for him it's one in a thousand, and it's hard to to a thousand meets and still be cheery.
User avatar #73 to #68 - yuukoku (09/03/2013) [-]
And why are you copying this onto everybody's post!? You posted this exact same thing twice in the same thread to two different people. You probably didn't even read what I had to say!
User avatar #72 to #68 - yuukoku (09/03/2013) [-]
No, no. It was a signing at a swim camp with like four kids in the room just saying hi. He just kind of acted like an ass, but he was cheery. It's not like I consider him to be a huge ass because there are way worse people than him and I've never really talked to him, but based on what my old coach said who trained alongside him in Austin and on what my teacher said who went to school with him, he probably is an ass.
User avatar #43 to #25 - BigDoktor (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm not even nice to strangers, so why should a celebrity?
User avatar #70 to #25 - Crusader (09/02/2013) [-]
You have to remember that while this is a one time thing for you, it's a millionth time thing for him, for you it's this individual experience, for him it's one in a thousand, and it's hard to to a thousand meets and still be cheery.
#80 to #70 - sakuranbokiss (09/03/2013) [-]
I met him three times at several swim meets. His mother was a piece of work too.
I watched him outright refuse two seven year olds an autograph because he needed to get his personal massage in between races (it was another two hours before his next race) at the Annapolis Christmas Meet, which wasn't even a large meet. All the other swimmers respected him and gave him space, but these two little kids were completely starstruck.
I've met other olympians who don't have a problem with it if you asked them on the sidelines for their autograph, and will do their best to encourage younger swimmers. He just was a general dick to all the little kids who looked up to him, which was rather disappointing. They walked away crying, no joke. Pic related, I sat on his warm up jacket by mistake.
User avatar #31 to #25 - Crusader (09/02/2013) [-]
Most celebrities are, and you can't blame them.
User avatar #75 to #31 - yuukoku (09/03/2013) [-]
Yes, you can. You can blame somebody for their personality because it's their personality. They are controlling their personality. Nobody else is.
User avatar #76 to #75 - Crusader (09/03/2013) [-]
Yes, but for you it is this individual event, for them it's a collective.
Imagine lifting and carrying wood all day, by the end of it, you are just chucking the pieces, not lifting and carrying them.
he gets recognized EVERYWHERE
he's an olympian, imagine you had people coming up to all the time going "can I shake your hand, can I get a picture, etc.
User avatar #77 to #76 - yuukoku (09/03/2013) [-]
STOP WITH THE STUPID "FOR YOU IT'S AN INDIVIDUAL FOR THEM IT'S COLLECTIVE" ******** !
I get it! They have to watch their PR all the time. They always have to talk to people and sign autographs. I understand. For ****** sake, though, being an Olympian doesn't make you a target for everybody! I have coaches that were Olympians! My current coach went to the Olympics for Puerto Rico. He lives a totally normal life.

So the **** what? You can just politely say "no, I'm busy" to people who ask for **** and they'll understand. Celebrities that actually don't want fame can move to New York where nobody cares if you're famous or the middle of some place that nobody knows about like Idaho or Ohio or somewhere far from rabid paparazzi.
User avatar #78 to #77 - Crusader (09/03/2013) [-]
Yes, but there is a bit of a difference between being an Olympian 15-25 years ago is different than being the Olympic Gold Medalist, famous for the record breaking times 5 years ago and being a gold medalist again a year ago.

Not to mention at some point they will snap, everyone has bad days, I bet there are days that when people asked you stuff instead of politely saying "go away" or 'I'm busy" you said "buzz off" instead.

SO NO NEED TO BE A RAGING CUNT YOU STUPID TWAT
User avatar #79 to #78 - yuukoku (09/03/2013) [-]
No, I don't because I'm calm when I talk to people. If they keep pushing me, then I'll get a bit angry, but I won't snap at them at first. That's being an ass hole. You can have bad days, but you don't treat people any worse because of that.
#50 to #25 - gunthar (09/02/2013) [-]
he cant be worst then this guy. I saw he´s show once hes a huge ass
User avatar #81 to #50 - sakuranbokiss (09/03/2013) [-]
Lochte once complimented my boyfriend on his reversible warm up jacket at Nationals. But yeah, he really is douchey too.
User avatar #74 to #50 - yuukoku (09/03/2013) [-]
Oh, he's probably way better than Lochte. He's a dick. All the swimmers I know can't believe that some people look up to him.
User avatar #69 to #50 - Crusader (09/02/2013) [-]
You have to remember that while this is a one time thing for you, it's a millionth time thing for him, for you it's this individual experience, for him it's one in a thousand, and it's hard to to a thousand meets and still be cheery.
User avatar #58 to #50 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
That show is ******* hilarious. Is it still on?
#9 - typeonegative (09/02/2013) [-]
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
#52 to #9 - scottknight (09/02/2013) [-]
I love that Simpsons episode, otto is such a stoner and when I was growing up and I found out about weed it hit me because it's so blatantly obvious
User avatar #71 to #52 - vanillasmoke (09/03/2013) [-]
i love re-watching tv shows from when i was little and picking up on the jokes i never got
#2 - Elemental (09/02/2013) [-]
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#8 to #2 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
Well, it's a pretty well-known scandal, so of course you do.
User avatar #3 to #2 - vicsix (09/02/2013) [-]
That... doesn't fit. It's not a reference, it's a joke.
#5 to #3 - giggawatt (09/02/2013) [-]
I think he means the reference "two bowls.
User avatar #39 - cakezs (09/02/2013) [-]
Well who would eat weed?
i'm obviously kidding
User avatar #46 to #39 - navywannabe (09/02/2013) [-]
Special brownies.
So technically you eat weed that way.
User avatar #57 to #39 - osimonmagus (09/02/2013) [-]
Depends, is the cop pulling me over or the guy in front of me?
User avatar #45 to #39 - sabcy (09/02/2013) [-]
herbivores?
User avatar #17 - Loppytaffy (09/02/2013) [-]
If I was stuck on a desert island and had to choose five things to get me off it, I would choose Micheal Phelps, a saddle, a stick, a piece of rope and a gold medal.
User avatar #44 to #17 - BigDoktor (09/02/2013) [-]
All I read was that you wanted Michael Phelps to get you off.
User avatar #48 to #44 - Loppytaffy (09/02/2013) [-]
That, too
User avatar #51 to #48 - BigDoktor (09/02/2013) [-]
I don't blame you.
User avatar #1 - daviid (09/01/2013) [-]
this is good ****
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (09/02/2013) [-]
i hate weed but i still thumbed that up
#11 to #6 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
That's a really dumb thing to hate. I hate murderers, terrorists, and rapists. You hate weed, cool story bro.
User avatar #19 to #11 - mercyburris (09/02/2013) [-]
i hate jews
#14 to #11 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
I hate the retarded culture and morons that make their life revolve around it.

You're a faggot.
#35 to #14 - NotASingleFuck (09/02/2013) [-]
People who make their life revolve around it are stupid, yes. The culture can be awful, yes. But depending how you look at it, and what part you experience, the culture can be pretty 			*******		 cool.
People who make their life revolve around it are stupid, yes. The culture can be awful, yes. But depending how you look at it, and what part you experience, the culture can be pretty ******* cool.
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User avatar #12 to #11 - pandation (09/02/2013) [-]
I hate the smell of weed so I don't smoke it and I don't like it around me. It's a personal preference, get over it.
User avatar #16 to #12 - holycrapimacupcake (09/02/2013) [-]
Same here, if you wanna smoke it that's fine, but I see that **** near me I will get up, walk away, and find some ******* febreeze or some **** .
User avatar #64 to #11 - konradkurze (09/02/2013) [-]
okay then make a joke about rape murder or terrorists and see how loved you are
#59 to #6 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
k.
#21 to #6 - angelmatvey (09/02/2013) [-]
I was going somewhere with this...
User avatar #33 to #6 - avatarsarefornoobs (09/02/2013) [-]
oh man speaking out against weed on fj?
420 blaze it fgt do u evn lift fite mi irl
User avatar #60 to #33 - konradkurze (09/02/2013) [-]
speaking out?
not really, i just said i myself dont like it

BUT i also said i thumbed this up,,,it was funny
i myself dont use weed but when done right, stoner humor is funny
#61 to #60 - avatarsarefornoobs (09/02/2013) [-]
yeah i see where you are coming from
User avatar #13 to #6 - IamSofaKingdom (09/02/2013) [-]
A special weed grown for medicinal purposes and low in thc saved a young girls life from severe seizures.
User avatar #15 to #13 - sirfiiddlesticks (09/02/2013) [-]
I remember seeing that content. Something about Charlotte's Web or some ****
#27 to #15 - xsolicitedsilkx (09/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's called Charlotte's Web.
User avatar #23 to #13 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/02/2013) [-]
Obviously he was talking about weed that isn't low in THC...
User avatar #55 to #13 - rokkarokkaali (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm sure Michael Phelps has regular seizures too.
User avatar #49 to #13 - thunderstriker (09/02/2013) [-]
Good job, you announced something you read on the frontpage last week....

Whether it's true or not (everything you ever read on the internet should be taken with a grain of salt) it really has nothing to do with the fact this misguided person hates weed. not everyone can appreciate it, and not many people can use it responsibly, he just happens to not like it
User avatar #66 to #49 - IamSofaKingdom (09/02/2013) [-]
Congratulations for saying all of that which really meant nothing. You made a comment about my comment to tell me it was pointless. I made a point that he hates something that has documented proof of aiding mankind. I don't see why you had to toss your sour grapes over here (btw you can look up the organization).
User avatar #62 to #49 - konradkurze (09/02/2013) [-]
true enough
my negative outlook on weed comes from the stoners who see a need to get baked every day (the 420 crowd), smoke anywhere regardless of situation, even smoking it as they walk down the street, and generally have a ' **** you its my choice' attitude

now potsmokers who smoke responsibly, theyre okay
they dont smoke all the time, they are considerate of others around them, and mindful of where they smoke
User avatar #40 to #13 - nigalthornberry (09/02/2013) [-]
Weed like that for medicinal purposes is just fine because thats what its made for medical treatment and when its that grade it lowers the negitive effects on the human mind

but the kind people claim to be harmless are high in THC and laced with other chemicals due to it not being properly made so that causes the same and even more problems then smoking ciggerettes
User avatar #63 to #13 - konradkurze (09/02/2013) [-]
yeah but ill guess she doesnt preach 420 and make people hate her
User avatar #65 to #63 - IamSofaKingdom (09/02/2013) [-]
No, she happily gets to live a life without suffering horrible, disabling convulsions 4 times a day. You say you hate marijuana and there is nothing to really hate. You disagree with most of its users and abusers but that has nothing to do with the plant which has the potential to heal people.
User avatar #67 to #65 - konradkurze (09/02/2013) [-]
well before you jump on the rage train....

she is using weed for MEDICINAL purposes, alot ******* different than getting baked for no reason.....(boredom is not a sickness to be medicated)
User avatar #82 to #67 - IamSofaKingdom (09/03/2013) [-]
Literally nothing you said in your post had anything to do with what I stated. I don't even know what point you are trying to make by repeating my initial comment. You said you hate weed and I pointed out an instance where it is saving a little girls life. You repeating it means, and does, nothing and doesn't refute my last point at all.
User avatar #53 - michaelcera (09/02/2013) [-]
Worst stand up I've seen in awhile. That guy's a douche too.
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User avatar #22 to #20 - angelmatvey (09/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #24 to #22 - angelmatvey (09/02/2013) [-]
****** automatic emoticons
User avatar #29 to #20 - mrjweezy (09/02/2013) [-]
hey admin.
you suck
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