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#58 - almostninja
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(09/02/2013) [-]
#462 to #58 - jokersaysamuseme
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(09/02/2013) [-]
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #66013 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** Listen to him, he's right.
#430 to #58 - gutimberg
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(09/02/2013) [-]
#140 to #58 - tmgrskat
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(09/02/2013) [-]





******* saved.
#110 to #58 - olisaurus
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(09/02/2013) [-]
omg now I can eat oreos
#20 - woodywoodlinson
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Can I squeegee horizontally outside and vertically inside or will that not work?
#106 to #20 - anon
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(09/02/2013) [-]
i tried it once, im still not done cleaning up the blood
#483 to #20 - anon
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Wouldn't you always think the streaks are on the wrong side?
#432 to #20 - hosl
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(09/02/2013) [-]
nonononononoo

thats how I got my dick stuck in the fan the first time
#355 to #20 - senseiweasel
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Only if you don't mind getting your dick caught in the ceiling fan.
#323 to #20 - nightstar
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Or use newspaper and render this trick obsolete.
#70 to #20 - thepunchedface ONLINE
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Don't do it. I tried doing that and accidentally summoned Mephisto
#80 to #20 - ricks
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(09/02/2013) [-]
#55 to #20 - ugakicka
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I tried it that way. Ended up getting my dick stuck in the lawn mower.
#22 to #20 - cheatmasterjunk
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(09/02/2013) [-]
This is a common fallacy. You will forever be tricked into thinking that the streaks are on the other side, and will be stuck in a cleaning paradox for the rest of time.
#23 to #22 - woodywoodlinson
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I suppose a cleaning paradox would be a bit of a bother.
#26 - loopymoomoo ONLINE
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Bro, the chap stick one was in twice.
doesn't even get a thumb
#486 to #26 - cabbagemayhem
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Doesn't thumb a popular content, receives dozens of red thumbs.
#152 to #26 - dezider **User deleted account**
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(09/02/2013) [-]
ctrl+shift+esc=ctrl+alt+del was there twice too
#51 to #26 - newforomador
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(09/02/2013) [-]
At least it didn't say chop sticks.
#52 to #51 - loopymoomoo ONLINE
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(09/02/2013) [-]
dear god i remember that, and it made it frontpage too!
#28 to #26 - phantomcrest [OP]
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(09/02/2013) [-]
does it really bother you that much? i bet your suuuuper fun at parties aren't you?
#29 to #28 - loopymoomoo ONLINE
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I don't go to parties, i have funnyjunk
#30 to #29 - phantomcrest [OP]
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(09/02/2013) [-]
hmmmmm.....touche
#141 to #29 - loopymoomoo ONLINE
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(09/02/2013) [-]
this **** made it to the top 200.
thats ******* pathetic
#325 to #141 - nightstar
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Hey, I know it's a big secret and everything, but the school year just started. Welcome to September on the Internet.
#419 to #325 - thinegame
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(09/02/2013) [-]
implying even school can stop me from being a faggot on funnyjunk
#489 to #141 - loopymoomoo ONLINE
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(09/02/2013) [-]
top 40 now
#216 to #141 - loopymoomoo ONLINE
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(09/02/2013) [-]
top 100 with 66!
#451 to #28 - nommonsterbaa
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I don't understand the 'I bet you're fun at parties, aren't you?' Thing but I see people use it in reaction to annoying people a lot
#463 to #451 - magicalsteve
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(09/02/2013) [-]
It's generally said when somebody ruins a joke by saying something stupid
#35 - mrjweezy
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(09/02/2013) [-]
the smiling at girls one doesn't work.
i ended up getting my heart broken.
#66 to #35 - gardenmanly
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(09/02/2013) [-]
#222 to #66 - imobviouslygod **User deleted account**
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#36 to #35 - phantomcrest [OP]
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(09/02/2013) [-]
is it possible youre just ugly?
#38 to #36 - mrjweezy
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(09/02/2013) [-]
yeah thats what i thought.
Thats why I dont go out anymore
#39 to #38 - phantomcrest [OP]
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(09/02/2013) [-]
we've all been there. might as well embrace our inner and outer ugliness!!
#43 to #39 - mrjweezy
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(09/02/2013) [-]
what doesn't help is when you have the smile of a rapist
#146 to #43 - incontinence
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(09/02/2013) [-]
You aren't ugly (you probably are but that's irrelevant), if you think you are ugly or awkward that is what you will project and you will get nowhere in life. You Mr jweezy are sexy as ****, you make Bradd Pitt look like an ugly little bitch, you are the king alpha male, tell yourself that everytime you go out and you will be fine.
#176 to #146 - biggydy
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(09/02/2013) [-]
But what if he becomes a jerk?
#185 to #176 - Kingsteveooo
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Jerks get girls
#187 to #185 - biggydy
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(09/02/2013) [-]
But he'll still be a jerk. Only dumb chicks like jerks.
#494 to #187 - Kingsteveooo
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(09/03/2013) [-]
pussy is pussy
#415 to #36 - zebbyb
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(09/02/2013) [-]
If he makes more will you upload them? I really enjoyed this
#264 to #36 - mookiez
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(09/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Here, use this.
#40 to #36 - ahndeh
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#53 to #40 - tehfalconguy
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(09/02/2013) [-]
That pic...
#47 - pavasiv
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(09/02/2013) [-]
They probably told us the chap stick one twice so we wouldn't get confused.
#81 - stagger
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Tall people don't like being reminded that they're tall?   
Well ****.   
   
What about us rather petite folk? Hmmm?    
Think I like being reminded that I'm legal drinking age in the US but still have to look up to my 14 year old brother?   
You think I like using a step stool to look in the top cabinets?   
Can you imagine what it smells like down here?   
   
I'm always kind of in awe of tall folk.... Is it really a bad thing? I've climbed mountains but never a tall person.   
I have dreams people.
Tall people don't like being reminded that they're tall?
Well ****.

What about us rather petite folk? Hmmm?
Think I like being reminded that I'm legal drinking age in the US but still have to look up to my 14 year old brother?
You think I like using a step stool to look in the top cabinets?
Can you imagine what it smells like down here?

I'm always kind of in awe of tall folk.... Is it really a bad thing? I've climbed mountains but never a tall person.
I have dreams people.
#356 to #81 - anon
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(09/02/2013) [-]
You sound like a friend of mine. She is really small and I'm around 6 foot 3. She climbs me all the time. Normally at concerts when she gets on my shoulders. However, I have no idea why I'm telling you this. Being tall is awesome and I kind of like to be reminded of it. Have a good day.
#496 to #81 - ignislel
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(09/03/2013) [-]
It's not a bad thing, I'm 6'5'' and 195 m and I am really proud of being tall, and I like it when people tell me I'm tall. I like how you almost never look up to somebody, people just look up to you :>
#442 to #81 - pooflinger
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(09/02/2013) [-]
The .gif is particularly relevant.
#446 to #442 - stagger
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I find I relate to Edward on some levels.
We're short. Short tempered. Our little brothers are bigger than us. We're both alchemists.
#488 to #446 - pooflinger
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I see.
I see.
#381 to #81 - brendantheferret
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(09/02/2013) [-]
My best friend is 6'6" and I'm 5'9"

**** sucks
#382 to #381 - stagger
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(09/02/2013) [-]
How does it suck? ;o

#385 to #382 - brendantheferret
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I hate having to constantly look up at him. That and he constantly mocks me for being shorter
#388 to #385 - stagger
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(09/02/2013) [-]
You're not short though. At least not in my book. I'm 5'.

I get cricks in my neck from talking to people taller than me. Which unless it's children, they're usually taller than me.
#389 to #388 - brendantheferret
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Now I have perspective in life
#100 to #81 - vatra
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(09/02/2013) [-]
You want to climb tall people? Have at it deary.
#103 to #81 - pikininja
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(09/02/2013) [-]
My friend is 5'9" and hates it. She says she feels like an "amazon woman" and has a hard time finding guys taller than her.
#315 to #103 - dafuqmang
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(09/02/2013) [-]
That's....kind of hot. Most girls are like 5'4"/5'6" so like 5 inches shorter than me.
#181 to #103 - anon
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(09/02/2013) [-]
That's... Odd. Most of my friends are taller than 5'9" the tallest of my friends is 6'3" and I'm 6'0" the only girl I know who gets crap for being tall is taller than me.
#393 to #81 - beyond
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I'm 6'4" and weigh 207lbs and I see where you're coming from, but how many people come up to you every time you see them and say "Wow! You're short!"? Being tall has positives and negatives. Not everything in this world was made for us. Most seats are too short to be comfortable for me without slouching, I hit my ******* head on too many things, I have a really ****** center of balance, etc..

However, I don't need a ladder/stepstool when most other people would, Most people won't mess with me because of my height, and being able to see over everyone in a crowd is nice.

The most annoying thing for me though is exactly what this content said. When people come up to me and say "Wow, you're tall! I wish I could be as tall as you." is just annoying. It's flattering the first couple times, but every time we meet gets very old very quickly.
#397 to #393 - stagger
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Hey to each their own. People generally mistake me for a child, so I'm not often called short, unless by friends. Being short has positives and negatives too.

Well, duly noted. I will make sure not to remark upon your height ever good sir.

I think if people told me, "Wow you're short, I wish I could be as short as you!" I'd take it as a compliment. I'm used to short jokes and snide comments. I don't get compliments on my height, unless it's something perverted about how I'm perfect height for blowing someone.
I don't know. I'm kind of insecure with myself, but I'd rather take a compliment then be annoyed by how often I get it.
#130 to #81 - xXneoXx
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Well I'm 6'3" and weigh 145lbs, so not only am I tall, but being skinny really makes me look taller. On one hand, girls seem to like tall guys, so thats cool. I can see over most crowds, and over the people at movie theaters. On the other hand, most beds are too short to sleep straight, airplane rides are super uncomfortable, I can't fit in most sports cars comfortably, or in the back of most cars. I also have to lean down to wash my hair in the shower, and I hit my hands on the ceiling fan while stretching all the time.

So I suppose its pretty sweet. Pic related
#178 to #130 - biggydy
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Oh god i hate not being able to fit in the back seats of cars. Sometimes i wish i was smaller, but then i remember all the cool things about being tall and everything is fine.
#380 to #130 - stagger
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Well I'm 5' and weigh 116lbs, so not only am I short, but being skinny doesn't do **** for my height. On one hand, guys seem to like short girls, so that's cool. I can't see over ****, but can worm through crowds, and under people at movie theaters. On the other hand, children's beds aren't too short, I fit in the overhead baggage on airplane rides, and have a hard time reaching the pedals in sports cars. I also wash my hair just fine, and would need a trampoline to hit my ceiling fan.   
   
So I suppose I'm pretty short. Owl gif.    
   
   
I couldn't resist. Being tall has it's benefits, as does being short. But what's the weather like up there?
Well I'm 5' and weigh 116lbs, so not only am I short, but being skinny doesn't do **** for my height. On one hand, guys seem to like short girls, so that's cool. I can't see over ****, but can worm through crowds, and under people at movie theaters. On the other hand, children's beds aren't too short, I fit in the overhead baggage on airplane rides, and have a hard time reaching the pedals in sports cars. I also wash my hair just fine, and would need a trampoline to hit my ceiling fan.

So I suppose I'm pretty short. Owl gif.


I couldn't resist. Being tall has it's benefits, as does being short. But what's the weather like up there?
#492 to #380 - xXneoXx
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Haha see, theres always pros and cons. I think generally its better if your tall if your a dude, and short if your a.. um, dudette?
#493 to #492 - stagger
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(09/03/2013) [-]
There really is. Well I'm a short dudette, and I really wouldn't mind being a bit taller.

I can still shop in the girls department at most stores and it does kinda bother me.
#346 to #130 - srskate
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(09/02/2013) [-]
6'3 master race

I can actually deal with being in the back seats of cars, because I am the youngest of three children and I always had to sit in the back seat.
#275 to #130 - tittentei
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I guess girls like tall boys, but being tall and skinny can make things easily awkward. Like giraffe and ****. Your BMI is like 18, aswell, and I don't think most girls like that kind of skinny unless it's some kind of fetish. Personally I am 6'4", 190lbs (193cm and 86kg), and wanna bulk another 20lbs (9kg).

Pic related, W. Klitschko. Goddamn, I would like to get on his level. Like 6'6" and 240lbs.
#491 to #275 - xXneoXx
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I am pretty much like a giraffe and **** lol. I don't think they do either, but theres not much I can do about it. I've been eating like, 3000 calories a day for like, ten years now and haven't gained a pound. I'd like to gain another 20-30 pounds, but thats seriously a lot to gain in a short time. Oh well..

Pic related, I drive the same type of clown car.
#74 - alucord ONLINE
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(09/02/2013) [-]
just smile at the girl.   
   
She might think im a nice guy
just smile at the girl.

She might think im a nice guy
#252 to #74 - jiggerbits
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(09/02/2013) [-]
That's rather...Nauuuuuuuuuughty.
#157 to #74 - dermustang
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(09/02/2013) [-]
that pic wasn't a pic
#90 to #74 - Dagoron ONLINE
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(09/02/2013) [-]
SWEET ******* CHRIST IT MOVED!
#105 - returnofarjay
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(09/02/2013) [-]
As a McDonald's employee, **** people that order fries without salt. Slows everybody down and is generally frustrating.
#429 to #105 - wtfduud
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Besides, who eats chips without salt? Saltless chips just aren't worth it.
#477 to #429 - navestotwo
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(09/02/2013) [-]
>chips
#480 to #477 - wtfduud
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(09/02/2013) [-]
That means fries in britfaggish.
#484 to #480 - navestotwo
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(09/02/2013) [-]
>britfaggish
#404 to #105 - CurlySuee
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Getting stupid orders is frustrating as hell too, I made a bigmac with no meat then in the same order they asked for just 2 chicken patties in a box... weird ****.
#60 - redclover
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(09/02/2013) [-]
don't be a pussy, just ask for them fresh and tell them you don't mind waiting
you'd have to wait for the no salt anyway
if you tell them you don't mind waiting, they'll be a lot more cooperative
#274 to #60 - anon
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Having worked fast food before, we hated those assholes. We get timed on our service and you asking for a whole new basket of fries wastes our time and store money. if you want no salt, a bag of french fries cot three dollars at wal mart. make them yourself.
#271 to #60 - ugoboom ONLINE
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(09/02/2013) [-]
At the wendy's I work at, they also will make you a fresh batch if you ask for it. But don't be a whore and order it that way through the drive thru.
#139 to #60 - rdobet
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(09/02/2013) [-]
What's hilarious is that my dad tried to show me this like 8 years ago. They just shook off some of the salt before putting it in
#227 to #60 - hanabro
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Why would you want fries without salt anyway? Sounds really gross.
#75 to #60 - curveball
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Don't do this at a drive thru: everyone behind you now has to wait for a fresh batch to be made as well. Go inside the store if you're going to do it: the whole point of a drive thru is that it's faster, don't ruin that for other people.
#95 to #75 - teh lazer lawd
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(09/02/2013) [-]
*******. THIS.
#255 to #75 - redclover
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(09/02/2013) [-]
or they pull you up into a parking spot and have an employee run it out to you
#15 - adu
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(09/01/2013) [-]
The people advice here is actually very useful.  But please check for duplicates before submitting.
The people advice here is actually very useful. But please check for duplicates before submitting.