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woodywoodlinson (09/02/2013) [-] Can I squeegee horizontally outside and vertically inside or will that not work?
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senseiweasel ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-] Only if you don't mind getting your dick caught in the ceiling fan.
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thepunchedface (09/02/2013) [-] Don't do it. I tried doing that and accidentally summoned Mephisto
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cheatmasterjunk (09/02/2013) [-] This is a common fallacy. You will forever be tricked into thinking that the streaks are on the other side, and will be stuck in a cleaning paradox for the rest of time.
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woodywoodlinson (09/02/2013) [-] I suppose a cleaning paradox would be a bit of a bother.
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jokersaysamuseme (09/02/2013) [-] **jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #66013 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** Listen to him, he's right.
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pavasiv (09/02/2013) [-] They probably told us the chap stick one twice so we wouldn't get confused.
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stagger (09/02/2013) [-] Tall people don't like being reminded that they're tall?
Well **** .
What about us rather petite folk? Hmmm?
Think I like being reminded that I'm legal drinking age in the US but still have to look up to my 14 year old brother?
You think I like using a step stool to look in the top cabinets?
Can you imagine what it smells like down here?
I'm always kind of in awe of tall folk.... Is it really a bad thing? I've climbed mountains but never a tall person.
I have dreams people.
Well **** .
What about us rather petite folk? Hmmm?
Think I like being reminded that I'm legal drinking age in the US but still have to look up to my 14 year old brother?
You think I like using a step stool to look in the top cabinets?
Can you imagine what it smells like down here?
I'm always kind of in awe of tall folk.... Is it really a bad thing? I've climbed mountains but never a tall person.
I have dreams people.
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brendantheferret (09/02/2013) [-] I hate having to constantly look up at him. That and he constantly mocks me for being shorter
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anon (09/02/2013) [-]
You sound like a friend of mine. She is really small and I'm around 6 foot 3. She climbs me all the time. Normally at concerts when she gets on my shoulders. However, I have no idea why I'm telling you this. Being tall is awesome and I kind of like to be reminded of it. Have a good day.
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beyond (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm 6'4" and weigh 207lbs and I see where you're coming from, but how many people come up to you every time you see them and say "Wow! You're short!"? Being tall has positives and negatives. Not everything in this world was made for us. Most seats are too short to be comfortable for me without slouching, I hit my ******* head on too many things, I have a really ****** center of balance, etc..
However, I don't need a ladder/stepstool when most other people would, Most people won't mess with me because of my height, and being able to see over everyone in a crowd is nice.
The most annoying thing for me though is exactly what this content said. When people come up to me and say "Wow, you're tall! I wish I could be as tall as you." is just annoying. It's flattering the first couple times, but every time we meet gets very old very quickly.
However, I don't need a ladder/stepstool when most other people would, Most people won't mess with me because of my height, and being able to see over everyone in a crowd is nice.
The most annoying thing for me though is exactly what this content said. When people come up to me and say "Wow, you're tall! I wish I could be as tall as you." is just annoying. It's flattering the first couple times, but every time we meet gets very old very quickly.
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stagger (09/02/2013) [-] Hey to each their own. People generally mistake me for a child, so I'm not often called short, unless by friends. Being short has positives and negatives too.
Well, duly noted. I will make sure not to remark upon your height ever good sir.
I think if people told me, "Wow you're short, I wish I could be as short as you!" I'd take it as a compliment. I'm used to short jokes and snide comments. I don't get compliments on my height, unless it's something perverted about how I'm perfect height for blowing someone.
I don't know. I'm kind of insecure with myself, but I'd rather take a compliment then be annoyed by how often I get it.
Well, duly noted. I will make sure not to remark upon your height ever good sir.
I think if people told me, "Wow you're short, I wish I could be as short as you!" I'd take it as a compliment. I'm used to short jokes and snide comments. I don't get compliments on my height, unless it's something perverted about how I'm perfect height for blowing someone.
I don't know. I'm kind of insecure with myself, but I'd rather take a compliment then be annoyed by how often I get it.
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xXneoXx (09/02/2013) [-] Well I'm 6'3" and weigh 145lbs, so not only am I tall, but being skinny really makes me look taller. On one hand, girls seem to like tall guys, so thats cool. I can see over most crowds, and over the people at movie theaters. On the other hand, most beds are too short to sleep straight, airplane rides are super uncomfortable, I can't fit in most sports cars comfortably, or in the back of most cars. I also have to lean down to wash my hair in the shower, and I hit my hands on the ceiling fan while stretching all the time.
So I suppose its pretty sweet. Pic related
So I suppose its pretty sweet. Pic related
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stagger (09/02/2013) [-] Well I'm 5' and weigh 116lbs, so not only am I short, but being skinny doesn't do **** for my height. On one hand, guys seem to like short girls, so that's cool. I can't see over **** , but can worm through crowds, and under people at movie theaters. On the other hand, children's beds aren't too short, I fit in the overhead baggage on airplane rides, and have a hard time reaching the pedals in sports cars. I also wash my hair just fine, and would need a trampoline to hit my ceiling fan.
So I suppose I'm pretty short. Owl gif.
I couldn't resist. Being tall has it's benefits, as does being short. But what's the weather like up there?
So I suppose I'm pretty short. Owl gif.
I couldn't resist. Being tall has it's benefits, as does being short. But what's the weather like up there?
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tittentei (09/02/2013) [-] I guess girls like tall boys, but being tall and skinny can make things easily awkward. Like giraffe and **** . Your BMI is like 18, aswell, and I don't think most girls like that kind of skinny unless it's some kind of fetish. Personally I am 6'4", 190lbs (193cm and 86kg), and wanna bulk another 20lbs (9kg).
Pic related, W. Klitschko. Goddamn, I would like to get on his level. Like 6'6" and 240lbs.
Pic related, W. Klitschko. Goddamn, I would like to get on his level. Like 6'6" and 240lbs.
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xXneoXx (09/02/2013) [-] Yeah, I am pretty much like a giraffe and **** lol. I don't think they do either, but theres not much I can do about it. I've been eating like, 3000 calories a day for like, ten years now and haven't gained a pound. I'd like to gain another 20-30 pounds, but thats seriously a lot to gain in a short time. Oh well..
Pic related, I drive the same type of clown car.
Pic related, I drive the same type of clown car.
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redclover (09/02/2013) [-] don't be a pussy, just ask for them fresh and tell them you don't mind waiting
you'd have to wait for the no salt anyway
if you tell them you don't mind waiting, they'll be a lot more cooperative
you'd have to wait for the no salt anyway
if you tell them you don't mind waiting, they'll be a lot more cooperative
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returnofarjay (09/02/2013) [-] As a McDonald's employee, **** people that order fries without salt. Slows everybody down and is generally frustrating.
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adu (09/01/2013) [-] The people advice here is actually very useful. But please check for duplicates before submitting.
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selfrazedzealot (09/01/2013) [-]
tried the first one right away. the tab opened with the title "yes" exactly as i said yes in accomplishment
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zionsype (09/02/2013) [-] Hooray, now I have **** tasting fries that are just slightly fresher than the normal good tasting ones.
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sanguinesolitude (09/02/2013) [-] besides when at an american fast food restaurant are they going to serve you old fries? heck when are they going to have old fries.
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morgothse (09/02/2013) [-] #6 makes me rage so hard, you could not be a manipulative ego-mongerer and just ask for fresh fries, but no, you just have to be so ******* clever with your self-satisfied smirk cause you "cheated the system". well guess what? you ******* didn't, we can't just reheat the old fries in the oil due to the carbon build-up that would result from putting salt in the fryers. So just order some fresh fries like a ******* adult.
mfw a customer asks for salt packets to put on their fries that were ordered with no salt
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Also, public ranting feels good.
mfw a customer asks for salt packets to put on their fries that were ordered with no salt
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Also, public ranting feels good.
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noisia (09/02/2013) [-] You could ask for fresh fries at a large chain restaurant like McDonalds cos the staff there don't give a **** , but I asked for them once in a kebab shop and they owner got offended and started shouting "They are fresh. Everything is always fresh here!" even though that was clearly a lie.
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brainiacs (09/02/2013) [-] www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4541218/Good+Advice+Mallard+Compilation/
First time my work has been stolen...
First time my work has been stolen...
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phantomcrest [OP](09/02/2013) [-] sorry, i didnt know the link but i did credit you in the description
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tendividedbysix (09/02/2013) [-] Best way to get trashed as buggary-chops? Donate blood before you go drinking. I had ONE Guinness about an hour after I'd just donated blood and I got really tipsy, 2 and I was on the floor.
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gangsterish (09/02/2013) [-] isus used alcohol on an empty stomach!
It's super-effective!
It's super-effective!
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myaccountisnew (09/02/2013) [-] Pouring alcohol in your anus bypasses the liver, causing you to get drunk faster. However, because it doesn't go through the liver, your chances of alcohol poisoning sky rockets, and you might die. A safer way is to drink on an empty stomach, for the same reason eating bread makes you get drunk slower.
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steamloler (09/02/2013) [-] Instead of sipping on your beer down it quickly you shouldnt have a beer in your hand for more than 2min if youre trying to get drunk
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steamloler (09/02/2013) [-] That band is riduckulous
Not a duck,
Show up in thread anyway
Not a duck,
Show up in thread anyway
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steamloler (09/02/2013) [-] I was hoping you'd accept him... and then hed be awesome...
