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s, you' re a chick. who wants to **** , a guy who wants to fight me, or itll
anyone who wants to challenge me to bicep cons. _.. f. I
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Submitted: 09/01/2013
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#5 - anon (09/01/2013) [-]
You can't say he's not hardcore...that is one hell of a dildo
#20 to #5 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
The word "Hardcore" is censored...

What the **** admin?
User avatar #11 - tenaciousjon (09/02/2013) [-]
You gotta admit, though.

He looks like he has all the dexterity and cunning of a bench.
#3 - junkk (09/01/2013) [-]
#4 - ishotthedeputy (09/01/2013) [-]
That's concerning
#7 - chargrilledawesome (09/02/2013) [-]
I've seen guys much tougher and swinging a meaner weapon than him cry like a bitch while getting tased.
User avatar #8 to #7 - rekkan (09/02/2013) [-]
When you get tazed your whole body just shuts down. Doesnt matter how big you are really
User avatar #27 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/02/2013) [-]
it really didn't hurt as much as I though it would.... but it did make me piss myself...
#10 to #8 - chargrilledawesome (09/02/2013) [-]
Damn right.   
During my training we got taught basic handling of tasers and CS Gas, and the amount of force appropriate to respond to with them. After the demonstration and lecture we could have some monitored free time with them. With a little strict supervision we could tase and spray each other, so we have some first hand experience of how it feels (teach us how important it is to make sure you use it properly, and maybe to ensure some restraint). Being tased for 10 seconds feels like an hour. Your entire body goes stiff as a board and you have absolutely zero motor skills. You try and swear which everyone knows helps alleviate the pain, but no sound comes out. It's weird because you're completely aware that you no longer have control over your body.   
I'd recommend it as something that everyone has to try at least once, just to experience the surreality during (unless you're a masochist, then you might just get your jollies from it)
Damn right.
During my training we got taught basic handling of tasers and CS Gas, and the amount of force appropriate to respond to with them. After the demonstration and lecture we could have some monitored free time with them. With a little strict supervision we could tase and spray each other, so we have some first hand experience of how it feels (teach us how important it is to make sure you use it properly, and maybe to ensure some restraint). Being tased for 10 seconds feels like an hour. Your entire body goes stiff as a board and you have absolutely zero motor skills. You try and swear which everyone knows helps alleviate the pain, but no sound comes out. It's weird because you're completely aware that you no longer have control over your body.
I'd recommend it as something that everyone has to try at least once, just to experience the surreality during (unless you're a masochist, then you might just get your jollies from it)
User avatar #14 to #13 - chargrilledawesome (09/02/2013) [-]
Not available in my country (UK)
User avatar #16 to #14 - thenez (09/02/2013) [-]
basically the guy gets shot with a taser and he is able to focus enough to actually pull the probes back out.
User avatar #9 to #8 - guanyu (09/02/2013) [-]
Actually, big muscles make it worse. Or so I heard.
User avatar #6 - igneous (09/02/2013) [-]
What if I'm a chick that wants to fight him or a dude who wants to **** ?
User avatar #21 to #6 - guiguito ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
well, he's not gay (belive it or not).
and fighting woman causes a ******** of lawsuits, so you'll have to find someone else.
#24 - twofreegerbils (09/02/2013) [-]
And this guy can vote.
#1 - princepeanut (09/01/2013) [-]
i can just imagine that bat as a dick and it would go perfectly
#28 - marcher (09/02/2013) [-]
what kind of idiot calls them "bicep curls"?
#25 - vampyrate (09/02/2013) [-]
I can't for the life of me figure out why this sexy beast is single.
I can't for the life of me figure out why this sexy beast is single.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/02/2013) [-]
he is just so sexy everyone just thinks he is to good for them.
#22 - paelaer (09/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'll totally fight him. I'll wreck him so hard.

<-- Now it's his move.
User avatar #19 - coolcalx (09/02/2013) [-]
this is why drugs are bad, kids.
#17 - xsap (09/02/2013) [-]
same guy?
User avatar #15 - cynicalpotatoe (09/02/2013) [-]
I think he just wants to have a rat stick just like it's always sunny
#12 - ohayougozaimasu (09/02/2013) [-]
Guys

He's probably doing this ironically
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