Have a gay day made my day. . Have A Gay Dag Me a My Dad telling My Step Mom I' m Gay: Step Morn: Our Server was checking you out, Haley. Me: Uh, that' s nice.
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Have a gay day made my day

Have A Gay Dag
Me a My Dad telling My Step Mom I' m Gay:
Step Morn: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
Me: Uh, that' s nice.
Step Morn: What, you don' t think he' s cute?
Chat): She' s Gay Tammy.
Silence)
Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
Me: Excu-
Chat): Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it' s youjust about
eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the
Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy _ _ _ She is one with the Pussy, because,
my daughter is Gay _ _ _ She loves the Pussy.
Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
Me: You said Pussy like 5 times _ _ _
Chat): S times Hunny, now finish your Burger.
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User avatar #29 - woddy (09/01/2013) [-]
you merely adopted the pussy. I was born in it, molde.... wait ....wut?!
User avatar #306 to #29 - spyisspy (09/02/2013) [-]
538 vote bans on the wall, 538 vote bans, ban one down, pass it around, 537 vote bans on the wall
#144 to #29 - DarkFireKuri (09/01/2013) [-]
YOU SIR! GOOD JOB!

Now if only I was level 2 so I could thumb you up...
User avatar #219 to #144 - drewbridge (09/01/2013) [-]
How the **** have you been here for 3 years and aren't level 2.
#302 to #219 - supbiatches (09/02/2013) [-]
**** can take a person a while to get through.
#303 to #219 - DarkFireKuri (09/02/2013) [-]
Pretty much what supbiatches said, plus simply to fav/thumb random comments/content that I enjoyed.

Though, I suppose I should just not comment as it seems that people have the need to go through my old comments and down everything...
User avatar #30 to #29 - nevrit (09/01/2013) [-]
If I weren't thumb banned, you would have my thumb right now friend. That was pretty good.
#50 to #30 - llpanic (09/01/2013) [-]
if you weren't a faggot thumbwhore and made funny comments instead of bitching i would've thumb you up friend, that was pretty patetic
if you weren't a faggot thumbwhore and made funny comments instead of bitching i would've thumb you up friend, that was pretty patetic

User avatar #63 to #50 - mondominiman (09/01/2013) [-]
He wasn't complaining about not being level 2 he was complaining about not being able to thumb because his thumbing privileges have been revoked. I don't know if you read all the things admin sent out but he also thumb banned people who participated in proxy thumbing such as those "copy x and paste to thumb all comments on this page" where every comment had over 100 thumbs.

TL;DR: Not thumbwhoring just vote banned.
User avatar #55 to #50 - bogbean (09/01/2013) [-]
how the hell is he thumbwhoring?
User avatar #58 to #55 - thenuglife (09/01/2013) [-]
"Q_Q I no can has thumb" ...is pretty thumbwhore-ish.
User avatar #89 to #58 - nevrit (09/01/2013) [-]
I don't believe I said that at any point? I simply said that I am not allowed to thumb, but I found the comment humorous. I mean I could care less about thumbs at this point, just look at my level and you'll see that a few thumbs in either direction matters not.
User avatar #76 to #58 - bogbean (09/01/2013) [-]
...he isn't asking for thumbs, he was stating that he can't thumb due to a voting ban.
User avatar #69 to #55 - darkangeloffire (09/01/2013) [-]
Ignore my previous comment
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User avatar #57 to #55 - cazabrow ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
because people are still anger-hyped up about the "I'm level one and If you give me more thumbs I'll thumb this up" **** .
#138 to #50 - trivdiego (09/01/2013) [-]
think before you speak im thumb banned too i have no idea how long it lasts
User avatar #88 to #50 - nevrit (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm not asking for thumbs. I'm simply stating that for some reason admin has suspended my thumb giving priviledges. I found this comment humorous and being that it was a newer comment still devoid of the thumbs that now graciously populate it, I thought I'd do the next best thing and leave a compliment. If you take 20 seconds to check my profile you will see my comment level is at a decent size and that 100 thumbs in either direction make no real difference. I could welcome the potential sea of red and it isn't like it will do anything to me.

In short, I thought the comment was funny and I just wanted to make a statement of opinion since I'm not allowed to give thumbs.
User avatar #178 to #29 - nighthit (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm going to sue you, I had a whole bite of food and laughed and choked on it. See you in court.
User avatar #175 to #29 - sirofminorclass ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Well, you're not wrong.
#247 to #29 - abachonk (09/01/2013) [-]
You did it right. Now I can't stop laughing my ass off.
User avatar #101 to #29 - theincrediblemrk (09/01/2013) [-]
Nice.
#186 - spermanentthreat (09/01/2013) [-]
You gotta date the Pussy.   
   
You gotta embrace the Pussy.   
   
I gotta sniff the Pussy.   
   
I gotta wash the Pussy. (important)   
   
I gotta lick the Pussy.   
   
   
 Wow, even makes more sense than the original
You gotta date the Pussy.

You gotta embrace the Pussy.

I gotta sniff the Pussy.

I gotta wash the Pussy. (important)

I gotta lick the Pussy.


Wow, even makes more sense than the original
#207 to #190 - fjponythread (09/01/2013) [-]
lightarcanine
lightarcanine
#224 to #207 - vvthegreats (09/01/2013) [-]
Loved that episode.
User avatar #196 to #186 - gongthehawkeye (09/01/2013) [-]
I GOTTA BE THE PUSSY
User avatar #78 to #72 - DrPeppir (09/01/2013) [-]
Damoclese can **** a pinecone. I ******* love that post.
#98 - seekay (09/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #257 to #98 - mienkampf (09/02/2013) [-]
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
User avatar #118 to #98 - navadae (09/01/2013) [-]
... and i`m sure the japanese schoolgirls aren't complaining
#216 to #98 - nitsuan (09/01/2013) [-]
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#127 to #98 - kyller (09/01/2013) [-]
This is how I eat the pussy
This is how I eat the pussy
#17 - joethebeast (09/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #104 to #17 - olisaurus ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
What was the name of that movie? srs ansers nao u guise
User avatar #112 to #104 - sirfiiddlesticks (09/01/2013) [-]
Forest Lightning
User avatar #107 to #104 - unikornking (09/01/2013) [-]
Tropic thunder
User avatar #288 to #104 - joethebeast (09/02/2013) [-]
Tropic Thunder, but unikornking beat me to it
#64 - childpls (09/01/2013) [-]
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#59 - TheOldOakTree ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
reminded me of this
#73 to #59 - curveball (09/01/2013) [-]
Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way.
Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way.
#164 - darkor (09/01/2013) [-]
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#223 - kingbulbasaur (09/01/2013) [-]
Pussy is love, pussy is life
Pussy is love, pussy is life
#225 to #223 - juuru (09/01/2013) [-]
AMEN!
AMEN!
#238 to #223 - arreatface (09/01/2013) [-]
what about shrek ?
User avatar #33 to #1 - aherorising (09/01/2013) [-]
really.. that fast?

have fun at ****
+5
#256 - praythegayaway **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #226 - ogaitnas (09/01/2013) [-]
Spongebob Edited - Just One Bite

You can't resist the pussy.
#233 to #226 - OoJesusoO (09/01/2013) [-]
I laughed harder than I should've
#266 to #226 - agentdennis (09/02/2013) [-]
If you **** it you'll love it.
#194 - slimeywaffles (09/01/2013) [-]
Wish I had cool parents like this
Wish I had cool parents like this
#161 - John Cena (09/01/2013) [-]
8 times hunny, now finish your furburger
#160 - trashmaggots (09/01/2013) [-]
Who doesn't love the pussy?
#146 - willindor ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
#215 to #146 - John Cena (09/01/2013) [-]
wats wrong with that floor
#94 - resbiansrock (09/01/2013) [-]
She is one with the pussy.
She is one with the pussy.
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