I know how I want to go. . Bukowski
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User avatar #8 - DutchBlood (09/01/2013) [-]
Can masturbating kill you?
User avatar #67 to #8 - DutchBlood (09/01/2013) [-]
ok i should stop now. Think 5 hours is enough for today
#36 to #8 - comandopro (09/01/2013) [-]
If you do it right it can
#19 to #10 - tomoka (09/01/2013) [-]
"Oversized dildos"
"Oversized dildos"
User avatar #20 to #19 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
Fairly certain there's been cases of people accidentally impaling themselves on horse dildos.
User avatar #53 to #20 - tomoka (09/01/2013) [-]
Oh, yeah, I know people do this **** . But the image of it made me laugh.

That's gotta hurt.
User avatar #48 to #20 - xdeathspawnx (09/01/2013) [-]
There was a man called "mr hands" who died after having sex with a horse. Apparently it went so far up that his butthole was basically destroyed and he died of internal bleeding. There is a video of him doing it with the horse and a movie about him, but I wouldn't watch the video if you are squeamish.
User avatar #50 to #48 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm practically impossible to disgust, but I just don't want to see a horse **** a man to death.
User avatar #17 to #10 - sabaton (09/01/2013) [-]
check that article in german for pics...
#35 to #17 - John Cena (09/01/2013) [-]
**** YOU!
#11 to #10 - xzayviaaeyeres (09/01/2013) [-]
Wasn't there also some kid who whacked it an absurd amount of times in a day on a live stream and carked it?
User avatar #39 to #12 - anygoodnames (09/01/2013) [-]
Nympho'd out... Something fierce. I didn't know this was real. Thought it was mere myth!
#3 - kingnewfag (09/01/2013) [-]
the more i think about it, the more ok i am with going out via snu-snu
User avatar #6 - fedegon (09/01/2013) [-]
I want to die fighting a dinosaur, cloned from the ancient times, using only a sword and shield, and then, enter history as the modern dragon-slayer.
User avatar #32 to #6 - djjeroenski (09/01/2013) [-]
uhmm dinosaur ≠ dragon
#63 to #6 - zionsype ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
If you die fighting it you aren't a dragon slayer because you didn't slay it
User avatar #7 to #6 - fedegon (09/01/2013) [-]
Except that I die, I don't kill the dino.
User avatar #13 to #7 - corso (09/01/2013) [-]
But what if you ended up killing it?
User avatar #21 to #13 - fedegon (09/01/2013) [-]
I kill myself.
User avatar #25 to #21 - corso (09/01/2013) [-]
Or you can go find a BIGGER dinosaur! Maybe that one will the the adversary capable of giving you the beautiful death you seek.
#27 to #25 - fedegon (09/01/2013) [-]
Then I shall challenge the beast to a duel!
#41 - ggdhindo (09/01/2013) [-]
snu-snu
User avatar #15 - liamdurf (09/01/2013) [-]
"The mind is willing, but the flesh is soft and spongy."
#88 - mrloverlover (09/01/2013) [-]
**mrloverlover rolled a random image posted in comment #5938424 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** what i love and so what will kill me
#74 - lolchris (09/01/2013) [-]
Totally worth it
User avatar #71 - lordscooby (09/01/2013) [-]
i love my bong and my scooby doo collection
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#66 to #65 - kiermatv (09/01/2013) [-]
I like weddings
#86 to #66 - mrwalkerfour (09/01/2013) [-]
I like tywin lannister
#47 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
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#84 - umopapisdn (09/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #62 - mongoozeone (09/01/2013) [-]
Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live. -Charles Bukowski
User avatar #33 - djjeroenski (09/01/2013) [-]
uhmm death by music?
#59 to #33 - nuculardonkey (09/01/2013) [-]
Depends on the genre...
#64 to #33 - iphoneguy (09/01/2013) [-]
so much for death metal
please don't kill me
User avatar #24 - Jewssassin (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm a mechanic. What I love will kill me.
User avatar #37 to #24 - queeditch (09/01/2013) [-]
Is that a "Christine" reference?
User avatar #94 to #37 - Jewssassin (09/02/2013) [-]
No not really. Being a mechanic is very hard on your body and you expose yourself to a lot of known carcinogens.
User avatar #46 to #37 - kommandantvideo (09/01/2013) [-]
That movie was weird as ****
User avatar #49 to #46 - queeditch (09/01/2013) [-]
"Christine" is also a book written by Stephen King. Didn't finish it.

I have read "Shining" and I find it has a better ending than the movie. I'm not sure I want to watch the "Christine" movie.
User avatar #54 to #49 - kommandantvideo (09/01/2013) [-]
Oh I never knew that, thanks!
Yeah I watched the movie a few years ago with my Dad (and maybe my brother, cant remember). It was a pretty dark movie.
User avatar #18 - amanaman (09/01/2013) [-]
**amanaman rolled user lexieface ** wanna have snu snu
User avatar #40 to #18 - anygoodnames (09/01/2013) [-]
How did you roll the user? (asterisk) roll user (asterisk) ?
User avatar #52 to #40 - amanaman (09/01/2013) [-]
yes
* roll user * delete spaces
#4 - shrapnelleader (09/01/2013) [-]
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#1 - John Cena (08/31/2013) [-]
I watched that episode today
User avatar #87 to #1 - Dairycow (09/01/2013) [-]
Good for you, good for you - Family Guy
#2 to #1 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Congratulations.
#16 to #2 - John Cena (09/01/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #34 to #16 - ibangbabys (09/01/2013) [-]
I just love how he said thanks

made it 10 times funnier
User avatar #38 to #34 - anygoodnames (09/01/2013) [-]
He evened out his thumbs too. -5 then +5... O_o Witchcraft...
User avatar #42 to #38 - megusters (09/01/2013) [-]
NOPE.
#81 to #2 - John Cena (09/01/2013) [-]
I watched that episode today
#82 to #81 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
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#70 - cookedspider (09/01/2013) [-]
Being that I love parkour, my ex hopes I die in a parkour related accident.
Being that I love parkour, my ex hopes I die in a parkour related accident.
User avatar #85 to #70 - teFlyingNinja ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Just hope if that does happen it won't be from a simple move. Deaths from small mistakes are the worst, like tripping and hitting your head on the concrete. I salute a free runner like yourself, keep up with the training!
User avatar #45 - askafj (09/01/2013) [-]
what is snu snu?
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